There are many children in the village of Tang, except for some who have been picked up by relatives in the town. These twelve little guys are almost the future of Tangjia Village, so he didn't dare to bring so many little guys up the mountain at once like before. After leaving the town's elementary school, Tang Bu went to buy some cooked food and drinks, then stopped at the top of the hill to get the kids out of the car and line up.

When the children were lined up, Tang Bu took out a drink, gave each of them a bottle, and solemnly admitted, "The road up the mountain is not easy, so my uncle does not dare to pull you all up at once." Now, you five little ones get in the car first, your uncle will pull you up first, and you big guys, you big guys, will walk with your aunt for a while, and then your uncle will pull your things and your brothers and sisters up, and then come back to pick you up, Uncle Wang, what if you don't keep your promise and come down to pick us up?

We're going to be miserable." Although Hand Tang was holding the wine, although there was a little friend, and even the elder sister of the village Tang was there, the few older little guys who were left behind couldn't help but ask worriedly. After a moment of silence, he pointed at Tang Yanmei and said, "This is my uncle's wife, and my uncle has left his wife to you now, do you think your uncle won't come down to pick you up?"

"You are lying, my sister-in-law's husband is Uncle Tang Bu, Uncle Tang Bu is doing big business outside, you are a big liar" Hearing Tang Yanmei say that Tang Yanmei was his wife, some smaller people immediately pointed at him and said that he was a liar. When Tang Bu left the village, the little ones were only one or two years old. The oldest was only four or five years old at the time. Moreover, when Tang Bu went home, he didn't see anyone from the village Tang.

He always leaves quietly, so it's only natural that they don't know him. He smiled bitterly, pointed to himself and explained: "Look, I'm Tang Bu, your sister Yan Mei's husband, and I'm Xiao Wang's brother-in-law. My father is Tang Wanfu, my mother is Liu Yan, I am back now, I don't go out to do business, do you believe me now? Why have you waited so long for such an ugly person?"

After finding out that Tang Bu had said the same thing he knew, the little ones started asking Tang Yanmei again. Tang Yanmei nodded to the children, looked at the mute Tang Bu with a smile and said, "Yes, this bad guy is Tang Bu, sister-in-law's husband. He's not handsome, "I don't like the way I look." You don't believe me, do you? Then don't get in the car and go climb the mountain yourself. "My job was to help pull the kids out, and now she's told she's not good-looking, Libton is going to be angry, and he's going to send the kids home for hiking.

Tang Bu seemed to be very angry, was ordered by the five youngest guys, immediately took a drink, climbed into the car Tang and said with a smile: "Uncle, we are kidding, you are actually very good-looking, giggles... ”。 Tick, tick, tick... Just as the five children climbed into their car, several mountain bikes suddenly turned and honked their horns at Don Budidi. The driver of one of the cars opened the window, poked his head out and asked Tang Bu: "Brother, ask for directions, did you go to Tang Village from this broken road?"

"Hello, I'm Tang Bu, the future village head of Tang Village, I ask you what you're doing in Tang Village?" Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, I'm just the village head, my duty is to do my duty, and the top is still empty, and immediately there is a bad idea of the Tang Department, and then quickly stepped forward to expose the appearance of the village cadres and asked. When he said that he was the village chief, a group of mountain bikers quickly put aside their superiority and said with a smile: "Hello, village chief, we are a group of mountaineering enthusiasts. We recently heard that there is a lychee brother in your Tang Village, and everyone says that the hometown of the lychee brother is very beautiful and very suitable for mountaineering, plus the lychee of that Tang is growing up drinking spring water, plus we just have time recently, so come up and take a look... ”

Oh, that's a bunch of mountaineering enthusiasts, but I don't like to talk about you, you really don't have the spirit. Do you know how difficult it is to walk this road, you take this road for the thrill, but do you know how much pain and sorrow your stimulation will bring to your family if something goes wrong? I grew up in Tangjia Village, I was 20 years old, and according to my life experience, there are only three people who dare to drive on this road, one is me, one is my brother from the same village, and the other is a fruit wholesale vendor in Tang in my village. But even the three of us, having walked this path for so many years, had to tread with caution. Although it may not seem very long, once you set foot on the road, it will be very long. I was the fastest driver on this road, but at my speed, the mountain road leading to Shangtangjia Village was really difficult to walk, so in order to avoid accidents for these hikers, Tang Bu involuntarily snatched away the old cadres and directly taught them to speak big. The crowd on the mountain bike was stunned when they heard that it would take more than three hours to reach Natang. ”

This is a long road? Three hours of walking? Do you know why Tangjia Village is so backward? Do you know why there are so few people in Tangjia Village? It is because of this continuous mountain road, which is constantly troublesome up and down, that the younger generation of Tangjia Village has come out and does not want to come back. After a couple of old cadres seemed to sigh a few times, Libu looked at the mountain bike crowd and said, "Seeing that you have all come to this point, don't let you go up, you will be very reluctant." ”。 Forget it. I'll just be a good person for once. I'll show you the way. But as a bonus, you're going to help me catch these little guys, well, these little ones are in the car, so sit well and don't dirty anyone's car... ”

I don't know if it's because of his charisma, or if he really has the spirit of an old cadre. A group of mountaineering enthusiasts finally helped Tang Bu with a group of children, and then obediently drove a mountain bike, with Tang Bufan, all the way to the location of Tangjia Village... How crazy it was that he made a 365-degree turn on a road with no concrete road and easily slid off a cliff. Several SUVs followed him up the hill, galloping all the way down and up the hill with him, watching him cool down, hard, extreme maneuvers that looked terrible. "Wang Shichao, the owner of the nearest mountain bike, drove his 30 million bicycle while following his pickup truck with a walkie-talkie"

You won't believe it, but I have 30 million in my car, and I can't drive a truck worth tens of thousands of dollars. Don't compare, there is no way to compare the speed on this mountain road, the only thing we can compare is, of course, our driving skills, obviously, the driving skills of the village chief, completely surpass us, and our driving skills are a scum in front of others"

Wang Shichao's words didn't fall for long, the walkie-talkie came, and the voice of another teammate answered, I heard one of my teammates say that it was torn on the steering wheel, Wang Shichao immediately didn't believe this answer, "This is just my first time, if I do it a few more times, I can surpass him." 1. Even if you walk in this Tang for the rest of your life, you can't surpass them. Look at them. They drove in pickup trucks. They drove a pickup truck into a sports car, and if I'm not mistaken, the village chief may have worked outside before, and it's likely that he's a professional race car driver or something.

In the face of Wang Shichao's opposition, the back of the team sent a reply, but the reply was still beating him. ”。 "Are you kidding? How can I lose 30 million to his 10,000 dollar truck? You wait, I'll overtake him now, let you see what I can do... Hearing my teammates, Wang Shichao was annoyed for a while, and directly accelerated their own speed, a fast drift was directly faster than a small truck, and then rushed forward. After being overtaken inexplicably and almost stuck on the edge of a cliff. A little worried that the car in front of him would get out of control because it was driving too fast, he immediately put his foot on the accelerator of the truck, and then rushed straight up the mountain like a wild horse, and in less than 10 minutes, Wang Shichao overtook the mountain bike again, will he die in the back. "You don't want to kill anyone, there's a cliff ahead, and you want to catch up with me again.

If you do, I'll hit you, and you'll be a ghost. I'll make sure your parents can't find your body" Worried that Wang Shichao would continue to overtake, Tang Bu walked straight to him and yelled at him directly. I also saw Tang Bu's driving skills just now. Wang Shichao knew that his skills were not as good as others, so he didn't dare to be proud this time. After an apologetic smile, he obediently slowed down, followed Tang Bu's car, and walked slowly and briskly forward. "Wang Shichao, are you crazy boy, you just drove that section of the mountain road, and there is a cliff below, do you know? " ？

Luckily the other village chief just gave you a respite, otherwise your car would definitely fall off a cliff, don't kill us if you want to die, damn it. Facing Wang Shichao, he suddenly drove like crazy, and then his teammates seemed to be very angry and scolded directly. Knowing that what he had just done was a bit excessive, Wang Shichao received the scolding and took the walkie-talkie to apologize; "I overreacted just now, you're right, luckily, the other village chief is not a coward, otherwise he just needs a small action, I would... ”

"I don't want to talk about you. You can do whatever you want. Every time you make such a mistake, you say that you made a mistake once or twice. Who can stand you to do this? I won't cooperate with you, you can fight whoever you want. I can't wait for you, Wang Shichao's temper is always impulsive, and this is not the first time he has made a mistake, so even though he has apologized this time, his teammates are deeply disappointed in him. Seeing his teammates this time, they all had to break up with him, Wang Shichao hurriedly apologized, "This is the last time, it is really the last time, I will never do this again." Really, I swear, when we go down the mountain, I will apologize to the village chief. May I? ”

"You'd better pray that the village chief is a good man and don't get out of the car and let the people from Tangjia Village beat us. "To be honest, in the team Tang at this time, not only Wang Shichao was a little uneasy, but even the other teammates were a little worried, after being hit by another car, Tang Bu would angrily call someone to beat them, after all, poor Shanchuan out of resentment. Wang Shichao and others followed Tang Bu's car for more than three hours for fear of being beaten, and finally came to the Tang family's paradise under the leadership of Tang Bu. Before Wang Shichao and his team could enjoy the beautiful scenery of Tangjia Village, Tang Bu, who was already very angry, immediately got out of the car, grabbed Wang Shichao's collar, dragged him to a ditch Tang, and pushed him into Shuitang.

Wang Shichao was stuffed into the water Tang while Tang also roared: "Fuck you, you don't want to live anymore, don't fucking pull me, you know you almost killed my family on the cliff, damn, drink some water, wake up, fuck... "Wow, wow, wow.. I was wrong, I won't do it again, cough, don't get clogged, I can't swim, you're going to drown me, maybe because of the way Tang Pu behaved, Wang Shichao, who was taller than Tang Bu, drowned by Tang Bu like a puppy. One by one, he put his nose into Shui Tang, and his tears were squeezed out by Tang Bu. The people of the convoy Tang were frightened by Tang Bu and did not dare to stand up to help. And the little ones, they can't help at all. Tang Yanmei was frightened on the road, her body was weak, and she couldn't help.

So at this time, Wang Shichao was old and miserable, and he drank a stomach full of water. Fortunately, just as Wang Shichao was filling with water, Tang Aiguo came, and a Tang Aiguo rushed to the front, and Tang Bu shouted while pulling away: "No, what are you doing?" You want to kill someone! Stop! Do you still think of me as a father-in-law and the village chief? Don't say it" "Get out of the way, I'm going to kill this guy, you dog, he's a climber, I kindly took them on the road, but this guy was on the edge of the cliff, and I almost drove him off the cliff." Damn, if I don't kill him today, I'll disgrace Lu Bu. The more I thought about him, the more I thought about him, the more angry he became, the more he wanted to catch Wang Shichao and press him to Shui Tang, Tang Aiguo then said angrily, "Tell me what's going on, aren't you selling lychees, how do you sell lychees and go back to fight with people?" ”

"He's not the village chief, he's a lychee seller! There are only three people in the village who can drive down the mountain. Doesn't this mean that this person who drives like a god is the Lychee brother who sings at the farmer's market until the festival?"