Chapter 18, Take your wife out
Tang Bu didn't really want to beat people, he just wanted to vent his inner anger. After pressing Wang Shichao a few times, Tang Bu pulled Wang Shichao ashore and said angrily: "Dogs, do you know what these children are?" You don't want to live, you don't want to die, it's okay, but don't joke with the future of our whole village, damn "Wow, wow, wow..." I was wrong, I was wrong, I admit that I was wrong, I apologize for my actions just now, after Wang Shichao was released, he quickly hid behind his companion, spit out the water he had just drunk, and then apologized a little stiffly" "You two are exactly the same".
Why would you go to someone else's car when you have nothing to do? And a good thing is that someone else drove through the barricade, otherwise it would be unknown whether we would have been able to go down the hill intact by then. Wang Shikai, another member of the team, complained to Wang Shichao in a low voice, and he volunteered to be a peacemaker, "That litchi brother, this matter is really my brother's fault, here Tang I apologize to you on his behalf." But I also hope you can understand, this guy is a car fan, he won't stop itching when he sees your car skills, and he also sees your car skills, so there is no moment when he doesn't make your car...
Forget it, forget it, forget it. I hit him because I was angry, so I did it, that's right, this is the Tang village you are looking for, this Tang As long as you don't go to other people's drug dealers to mess around, you can play this, this is my father-in-law, Tang Aiguo, he is also the village chief of this Tang. If you have any needs, you can ask him for help, don't cause trouble and hostile Tang Bu, then through this step you will be pushed out Tang Aiguo, I plan to go first. Seeing that Tang Bu was leaving, Wang Shikai stepped forward with a wry smile, "I'm sorry, Brother Lychee, our purpose in coming here Tang is to find you." Can we find a place to talk? "Are you looking for the wrong person?" I'm a lychee farmer and a farmer, what do you drivers want me to do?
And Tang Bo was about to get in the car and take Tang Yanmei away, when he heard Wang Shikai's words, he couldn't help but turn around and asked a little stunned. Facing a slight stunned, another member Liu Liwei immediately took out a few contracts from the backpack Tang and hit the road, "The problem is, recently our watermelon video Tang has a lot of videos about you, and each of them is very popular and popular with fans." And you said to Double Happiness fans before that you might be the host of the future, right? So recently, on the official message board of our Watermelon Video, many netizens asked us to introduce you to Watermelon Video.
We also came with sincerity this time, this is the first contract, 500,000 a year signing fee, 37 cents we are 3 you 7, video traffic at the normal price, a total of three years contract. Our condition is that you broadcast at least two days a week, more than four hours a day, and upload a certain number of short films?
Big stars won't get the treatment of Sanqikai, right?" After being taken aback by Liu Liwei's words, Tang Bu looked at the contract seriously, and then the content of the contract directly became more chaotic "Oh, my God, is the world too crazy, or is it the second-generation brain, the contract to the other side of the world, I'm worried that those fast-footed, dog-fighting Internet celebrities will empty it on the spot... ”
After reading the contract, Tang Bu gently closed the side, looked at Wang Shikai, found Wang Shichao again, and asked: "To give such a good contract, apart from asking me to be the host of your website, what do you want? Hey, hey, hey... Maybe it's too much to ask of others, but it's absolutely nothing for you, I've heard all the songs you've sang, and every one of them is of high quality, not to mention pop, but at least it's going to be pop. As for me, I recently had a problem, I have liked this girl for almost 10 years, and recently she told me that she was going abroad to work. On this walk, we may say goodbye forever, but I am not reconciled, I am not willing to give up like this. It turned out that I was reluctant, and I could only be reluctant.
But when I see your video, when I hear your songs, I feel like my love can be saved. So please help me brother lychee, as long as I can keep her, I will kneel down for you and listen to Tang Bu's words, Wang Shichao wiped the water stains on his face, and trotted directly in front of Tang Bu, and smiled smartly, but this smile, the smile turned into tears soaked in the eyes. Hearing Wang Shichao's words, Tang Bu's mind immediately remembered a song [Seeking Buddha], but Tang Bu, who didn't want to scare Wang Shichao, didn't choose to take it out directly, but simply asked: "500,000, I'll give you a song she can't leave!"
"As long as I can keep her and forget about half a million, I'll give you a million. Brother Lychee, please, she will fly away in three days, when do you write a song?Do you have a ready-made one?" Women will calculate the price of pursuing men, but men will not. Men, if you can help him find the woman he loves, you want him to give his life to you, they are willing, don't ask why, because men are too themselves. Seeing that Wang Shichao promised so bluntly, Tang Bu also nodded and said: "I probably know what it's like to chase women, so that women are so moved that they can't sing.
To be honest, I've been running away from my family, my wife, for the past five years. When I came back this time, I wanted to write a song asking her to forgive me and move her. When I came back, I suddenly found that she had been waiting for me, so the song has been saved until now and is useless, by the way, your family is Buddhist, isn't ... "Not Buddhist, but the elders of the family Tang will bow occasionally. What's wrong with that? Hearing that Tang Bu suddenly asked him if he believed in Buddhism, Wang Shichao was cold for a while, but still chose to answer honestly. Hearing that Wang Shichao's family had the habit of worshipping the Buddha, Tang Bu first breathed a sigh of relief, then nodded and said: "It's good to have the habit of worshipping the Buddha, because the song I prepared for you is called... Buddha. ”
"Begging, begging, begging Buddha!!The name is also so cool and so domineering!! Just a name, Wang Shikai and his group were shocked, praying for the Buddha This sentence usually does not feel very good, after all, from ancient times to the present, Chinese have ancestor worship of Buddha. But when you know that this song is to keep your girlfriend, there will immediately be an inexplicable shock in your mind Tang. Even though the word "Buddha" had already appeared, the song was begging his girlfriend to stay, and they immediately thought of the word. Wang Shichao knelt in front of the statue and begged the Buddha to help him leave the same way as Wang Shikai and others, Wang Shichao was also frightened by the name of the song, and after being shocked, he immediately stepped forward and hugged Tang Bu's arm, with an excited look; "Brother Lychee, Brother Lychee, this is this song, this is this song. Just listen to the name of this song and be shocked, it is absolutely touching to sing, that is, can you sing us a few words? ”
Hearing Wang Shichao's words, he pushed him away, turned to Tang Yanmei and asked for his mobile phone, opened the online banking page, and said with a smile: "In order not to let you default on repayment, you pay a deposit of 250,000 yuan first, and I will sing to you!" !
Okay, I'll turn you around right away. It's the account, right. 250,000. You know what? Forget about 250,000. I'll give you half a million. I don't have much time now, you have to teach me how to sing, so you don't have to pay a deposit or anything, I'll give you 500,000, you have to do your best to help me, Wang Shichao also immediately took out his mobile phone, but hesitated, he didn't give 250,000, but directly said that he wanted to give 500,000. Wang Shichao was really serious, he really just stretched out his hand to Tang Bu, Tang Aiguo, Tang Yanmei, Wang Shikai, 500,000 in front of them.
Tang Bo received 500,000 yuan, first smiled, and then directly picked up Wang Shichao's mobile phone, while opening the mobile phone Tang Mian's musical instrument recording, while gently sitting on the stone slab, "My wife's mobile phone is not good, I use your mobile phone to make music, you wait for a while, about half an hour or so... "I don't know about you young people. Take it easy. I'll go to the mountains and help you get a chicken coop. Tang Aiguo, who came to stop the plane, was bright for a long time, he felt that he couldn't keep up with the young man, and it was not a bad thing to see him fighting, so he muttered a few words to Tang Yanmei, and then went to work in the mountains. Tang Yanmei, like Tang Aiguo, of course can't insert a word, even if you can put Tang in your mouth Tang, Tang is in front of outsiders, she will stay quietly, gently, and virtuously by Tang's side...
At this time, she also stayed quietly by Tang Bo's side as usual, quietly watching Tang Bo play those instruments that she didn't understand phone recording, and she was a die-hard fan of the country...
About half an hour later, Tang Bo finally assembled the dubbing of Qiu Buddha with mobile phone instruments. Then he dubbed Wang Shichao's mobile phone in front of Tang Yanmei, and sang in a hoarse voice, "When the moonlight shines on my face, I think I'm going to change my clothes."
Listening to Tang Bu's singing, Wang Shichao's heart Tang couldn't help but think that after his beloved woman left, he walked alone in the wilderness Tang, tired of watching the sunset slowly set, like a wounded lone wolf, full of confusion, desolation and sadness, when Wang Shichao heard this, he didn't think of heaven.
Instead, he thought of the news Don The foreign students who had accidents in the United States, and those recurring shootings, and the girl he loved turned into a bloody flower, and I dodged the guns of countless hunters, drove away the sorrow of the grave Don, and turned myself into a werewolf crazy for you, Disguise it for you, change my heart for you, yes, if you turn into a flower of blood, I will definitely turn into a fierce wolf, find out those who hurt you and make them pay for everything they have done to you, but then I will no longer be myself, then I will no longer be Wang Shichao, no longer a rich family kimiko, but a cold heart that has endured the great trauma of a bloodthirsty wolf for you..Can we meet again?
For thousands of years, I have been begging in front of the Buddha, willing to exchange several lifetimes for our love, hoping to move heaven, maybe at that time, when I am tired of this world, tired of revenge, tired of everything, praying that the Buddha can let me see you again, maybe, this is my greatest wish in the world.
Can we meet again, I have prayed in front of the Buddha for thousands of years, before I cross the bridge, let me kiss you again, I don't want to beg the Buddha, I don't want to say goodbye forever, I know that if something happens to you, I will turn into a vicious wolf. But I don't want to do it, instead of being a wolf that the whole world admires, I prefer to be a little sheep who can accompany you forever. I closed my eyes and saw heaven, your smile was hidden in that Don, I dodged the guns of countless hunters, drove away the sorrow that came out of the grave Don, I became a werewolf for you, I became crazy for you, I put on a thick disguise for you, I changed my heart for you... As Tang Bu's singing ended, Wang Shichao rushed over to hug Tang Bu and said excitedly, "Brother, I love this song, but I'm sure my voice can't sing it." ”
So I'll give you another 500,000. I sing in front and you can sing behind me. I don't want to be a pig's trotter for the Buddha statue Don. "I want to be a sheep, not a wolf" ... "Hey, wife, where's Daddy? "" He saw that you didn't lose anything in battle, but he stole someone else's money, and he couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so he left" "By the way, how much does the government say we need to pay for this bridge? "2.5 million, the rest is subsidized by the government" After talking to Tang Yanmei, he looked at Wang Shichao and nodded. ”
500,000 entrance fee, okay, I accept, but you have to provide transportation and accommodation for our parents-in-law, it shouldn't be a problem... "No problem, as long as you are ready, we can take you to the airport to rehearse now, in addition to the food, accommodation and transportation expenses I give you, I will give you a big gift after the work is completed" I heard that Tang Bu no longer asked for money, but just said that he would take his wife out, Wang Shichao waved his hand and agreed directly and happily. "Okay, now you can go climb your mountain and play in your water.
In the afternoon, when I'm done, I'll go down with you," Tang Bu said, nodded, and turned to Tang Yanmei, "It's worth a lot more than lychees, we can go out and play and make up for what I didn't buy you." "I listen to you, as long as you don't mind taking me like a wife, hahaha... When he heard that he was willing to take him with him to find a big job of 500,000 yuan, Tang Yanmei was as happy as a child who had won an award.