362 Avenue to Jane
Looking at Brother Seduction's hanging, I sneered and pouted.
Brother Lu raised his neck and poured a sip of beer, then touched his mouth comfortably, bared his teeth at me and smiled: "Xiao Langlang, don't believe what I said, you said that Chongshi has a population of tens of millions, why can we meet repeatedly, isn't this a fate?"
I stretched out a hand directly to him and shouted: "Fate is also a bad fate, don't pull the calf, hurry up and return the money." ”
"I'm Pixiu.." Brother Lu leaned on his back and leaned under the trunk of the tree, fiddling with the rosary in his hand that he didn't know what material it was, glancing at his eyebrows and chuckling: "Only in but not out, if you want to go, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the Taxation Bureau, and the Consumer Association will sue me casually, if there is no recruitment, let's wave goodbye." ”
I blinked my eyes twice, sat next to him directly, and didn't think he had bad breath, snatched more than half of his beer, took a big sip of cow drink, rolled his eyes and said: "Fuck, play scoundrel with me, right? ”
The reason why I dare to play two hundred and five with him is because I have a good temper, the so-called people are good at being bullied, and Niu is good at being ridden, if this is replaced by Lin Kun or Cheng Zhiyuan, lend me a hundred guts, and I don't dare to come forward.
"Oh my God, bullying Lao Tzu has no temper, right? Brother Lu was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and raised his voice and shouted: "Fatty!"
The big fat man who pointed me out earlier immediately ran over out of breath and asked, "Ahh
The big fat man must have at least 200 pounds, just now when I entered the garden, he wore a canvas hat, I don't know what the specific hairstyle, at this moment he hurriedly ran over, I just noticed that this guy shaved the round head of a labor prisoner, and there were two conspicuous scars on his open chest, which looked very scary, especially when his two squinted eyes stared at me, I couldn't help but shiver.
I wondered if Brother Temptation didn't want to shout at him to beat me, so I shrank to the side stiffly.
"Move a little maza for my brother. Brother Lu waved his hand at the big fat man.
The big fat man nodded his head honestly, and took out a small maza from the simple room not far away, and I was relieved, and the secret road was just a false alarm.
"Xiao Langlang, we have met several times inside and out, in the words of the Buddha, that is, in the previous life, I turned the mountains and rivers to the pagoda. Not for the sake of cultivating the afterlife, but just to meet you on the way. Brother Lu sat up straight, poked his fingers twice on the nine-palace gossip diagram in front of him, and muttered smoothly as if he was being multiplied by a mantra: "I have good words to give to those who are destined, and those who are not destined to have a thousand daughters who can't help." I have a gift today, do you want it, brother?"
I shook my head like a rattle and said, "No, you just give me the money back, and I'll turn around and leave." ”
The big fat man next to him said to me with a thick expression: "Don't think about it, little buddy, but if you can get the money in his pocket, don't expect to get it back, you still think about asking him to do something for you." ”
"That's right." I pretended to be embarrassed and scratched the back of my head, and then pouted at Brother Temptation and said, "Then you can help me think of a trick, I recently encountered a difficult broken basket, that guy is always poking me behind my back, and my brain is not as fast as his, so there is nothing I can do about him." ”
"That's it?" Brother Lu took off the square-mouth cloth shoes on his feet, scratched them twice, and deliberately put his fingers under his nose to sniff, and said with a look of enjoyment: "It's too low-end, is there any more difficult trouble?"
"Yes, return the money. I held out my hand to him again.
"Don't be so philistine at a young age, open your mouth and close your mouth with money, vulgarity, aren't you?" Brother Seduction glanced at me, rubbed the rosary in his hand, lowered his head and said, "Don't you just want to rectify people, I'll help you figure it out." ”
I immediately took out the cigarette case with a smile, handed him and the big fat man a cigarette one by one, and said with a smile: "Uncle, bah bah ... Brother, if you can really help me come up with a trick, I will go back and bring our brothers, plus my daughter-in-law and relatives at home to come to you to see the animals, even if it is an annual VIP no problem. ”
Hearing my words, Brother Lu's cloudy eyes lit up slightly, and then he waved his hand as if he was fine: "Actually, it doesn't matter if the annual fee is not the annual fee, I mainly like the feeling of helping friends solve problems, by the way, how many people can you pull for me?"
Anyway, if you brag about it, you don't commit a crime, and I say nonsense: "A conservative estimate of fifty." ”
"There's a king eight calves who have been stabbing behind his back, right? What rank does the other party have, and who is he playing with?" The corners of Brother Lure's mouth turned up instantly, and he touched his non-existent stubble like a half-immortal, and asked me lazily: "Directly say that he can call out the most ruthless player." ”
After thinking about it, I replied uncertainly: "Probably.. It's Xie Qian. ”
As soon as my voice landed, Brother Lu jumped up with a stir, his waist and abdomen ability was not ordinarily good, and he shouted to the big fat man next to him: "Fat man, give him back the money!
Hearing him mention Lin Kun's name, I couldn't help but ask in confusion, "What did you say?"
He probably felt that he had made a mistake, and waved his hand impatiently to drive me away: "It's nothing, the tickets will be refunded to you, and I will give you an additional 500 yuan to compensate, and we will meet again in the future." ”
"Brother Lu, help. I grabbed his arm and played a coquettish role: "Look at what I'm tossing now, my arm was chopped twice last night, and I had seven or eight stitches, and my calf and stomach are still strained in the aisle, my brothers are all hanging colors, don't be blind with you, if you have time to go to the hospital with me, I guarantee that you can cry out in distress." ”
"Come on, come with me, I really can't help you. Brother Lu shook his head at me very resolutely, and even waved his fist twice to scare me: "Talk nonsense with me again, I really cut you, did you hear?"
I took out the spirit of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, squatted on the ground and hugged his furry thighs and pleaded: "Brother Lure, why don't I kowtow to you, okay?"
Seeing my pitiful appearance, the big fat man was a little unbearable, and he coughed twice and winked at me and hinted: "Brother, one prostitute for another, seducing brother is the rarest woman from a good family, especially free drops, you just do this, are you afraid that there will be no supply." ”
"What is a plan for a plan?" I was a little confused, and after two minutes of silence, I immediately reacted, and raised my head and muttered to my brother: "Brother, you help me think of a move, and I'll give you a gold card in my store when I turn around, as long as it's the small store we are responsible for, who girl do you like casually, oh no?"
Brother Lu was slightly stunned, and then pouted to drive me away: "Fuck off, I'm not interested in those crooked ways at my age." ”
As soon as I glanced at his expression, I knew that the old thing was not "greedy", but did not wait to see the "roadside stall", and hurriedly stretched out seven fingers and said: "Britain, France, Russia, Japan, the United States, Italy and Australia, if you don't bring the same thing for a week, can you do it?"
"Ah?" Brother Lu was slightly stunned, his narrow triangular eyes flashed with an inexplicable look, and then he sighed lightly, touched his head, and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring face: "Alas, my brother is too soft-hearted to see his friends angry, you get up first, tell me carefully, the identity and means of the other party, what is it.." I won't tell you nonsense, my brother is a soldier, and it is my mission to be proud of the country in this life, carrying two bright silver guns, a thief who specializes in stabbing the people, and a drama who stabs the country. ”
"Poof, brother, your waist is made of iron, right?" Looking at his old and unashamed appearance, I hurriedly changed the topic: "His name is Zhang Xingyu, to be honest, I don't know if this guy is Sun Mark's horse boy or Xie Qian's helper, anyway, I don't think his posture is trembling Sun Mark, I have the first confrontation with him."
I chatted with Zhang Xingyu about the several fights as they were, and then looked at Brother Lu with a blank look.
Brother Lu tilted his neck and thought for a moment before saying: "In other words, what kind of Xingyu belongs to an extremely conceited person, right? I have fought with you several times, but I have not borrowed Xie Qian's help, and I am completely fighting you with a hand of scum cards to win against you, a landlord with two ghosts and four twos?"
I nodded my head in embarrassment, although I didn't want to admit it, but it was indeed a fact that Zhang Xingyu was better than me.
Brother Lu Dao Zhijian's bar chirped and said: "To deal with this kind of person, in fact, it is very good, he doesn't like to play with his brain, you just hide and don't play with him, no matter what cards he plays, you can't afford it, and when he can't wait, he will definitely jump out by himself, and then beat him in the way you are good at, the method is to take Ang for you, you have to play tricks with me, Lao Tzu will stick to you from today." ”
I raised my eyebrows and smiled and asked, "It means that if I am Laipi, you will go home with me."