Brother Lu dug his nostrils, and chuckled indifferently: "Xiao Langlang, if you joke with my brother, then I must have a way to make you a joke." ”

I shrunk my neck and sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, brother, you wait for me to finish this while, I will definitely take you to feel what it means to be a real emperor." ”

"Fuck off your uncle, don't think I don't know that you have a little pot friend nicknamed the emperor, what's the matter? You still plan to let him serve me?" Brother Lu sat cross-legged on the ground and said to the big fat man next to him: "Look, this kid is more special than the third son, and he spent a total of 200 yuan on tickets for me to do a big thing that is more than 20,000 yuan." ”

"Hey, hey. The big fat man smiled innocently.

I scratched the back of my head and asked, "Brother, to tell you the truth, are there any small animals in your zoo that don't take a lunch break?" I mean the kind of beast with bared teeth and grinning. ”

Through this half afternoon of "wandering", I can see completely that the old guy's so-called "zoo" is actually a dewy scam, there are no lions, tigers and leopards at all, and it is pure nonsense to say anything about the lunch break, who will hide in the small shed that is not as big as a dog kennel to sleep, and I have not heard a roar of a beast until I entered the garden, and the most I have seen is a few pheasants hugging the nest and two little white rabbits gnawing on turnips.

"Does he count? This guy is fierce, he can make five steamed buns and two salted duck eggs in one meal, if you are interested, I can lend it to you and raise it at close range for two days." Brother Lu got up and pinched the face of the big fat man next to him with the dirty hand that had just buckled his feet.

"Uh.." I was speechless for a while, and pouted: "If you dare to love, you are a liar." ”

Brother Lu's face was slightly embarrassed, and he coughed dryly and explained: "Brother, don't talk nonsense, there are really animals in my house, it's just that it's too hot, I'll give them a holiday, you want to say beasts, I really have one here, go, take you to see it." ”

With that, he got up and patted the dirt on his ass and hooked his hand at me.

A few minutes later, we came to an iron cage more than two meters long, in the cage was closed a gray dog, dragging a bare tail, the big dog's hair was uneven, it felt like a alopecia patient, the only thing that caught people's attention was its green eyes, when I looked at it, it also stared at me without blinking, its eyes actually had a touch of contempt and a trace of disdain.

I turned my head sideways at Brother Lu and asked, "What is this? Husky?"

"Wolf!" Brother Lu sniffed his nose and said in an accentuated tone: "Head wolf!"

I was surprised and asked, "A wolf?"

"It's a wolf!" Brother Lu twisted the bracelet in his hand, corrected my sick sentence, coughed twice, and said: "A while ago, I went to the border of Inner Mongolia with a few friends to run errands, and encountered a group of wolves attacking the local herdsmen, and the herdsmen caught seven or eight wolves with traps and shotguns. ”

The thing that I don't know if it's a dog or a wolf seems to be able to understand Brother Lu's words, and as soon as Brother Lu finished explaining, it immediately grew a bloody mouth, revealing two rows of white canine teeth, I kind of believe that it might really be a wolf, and asked curiously: "This is one of them?"

Brother Lu shook his head, put away his previous cynical smile and explained: "No, the herdsmen didn't catch it at all, it ran back by itself afterwards." ”

"Why?" I was even more confused.

"Because it is the first wolf, its duty is to protect its partners, and it takes the initiative to run back to exchange the wolves that the herders have caught. Brother Lu lit a cigarette and said with a long sigh of relief: "The wolf pack is strictly hierarchical, and it is also reasonable and legal, the first wolf has the most delicious food and mating rights, but when the wolf pack has no food, it is all up to the head wolf to find it, and when it is in danger, it also has to rely on the head wolf to get it." ”

I asked with interest, "What about the end?"

"Finally, here it is. A touch of sadness appeared on Brother Lu's face: "Its companions were slaughtered, and in front of it, that night, it attacked the herdsmen in a suicidal frenzy, biting dozens of sheep to death in retaliation, and it itself was shot a few times and escaped, and by chance I met it again." ”

Only then did I notice that the wolf's back did not have hair, and there did seem to be a few scarred wounds.

"After a while, I plan to send it back to the grassland. Brother Lu stretched his waist and smiled: "The wolf doesn't have the fangs of a tiger, the claws of a lion, or the strength of an elephant, but at least, you won't see it in the circus, especially the head wolf." ”

"Hmm. I looked at the wolf again, the shock in my heart was indescribable, I couldn't imagine what kind of power made this wolf, which didn't seem to be as strong as many dogs, bite dozens of sheep overnight, but at this moment, I was in awe of it, and even a little distressed, maybe my thoughts were more different.

A good man should be like a wolf, looking down on all living beings and licking his heartache.

A good man should be a wolf, with great ambitions and feet in all directions.

When I was secretly sighing, Brother Lu rubbed his index finger and thumb, and his smile made my back chill: "After reading the beast, I will help you support it, and you can look at the rest of the arrangements." ”

Originally, I wanted to refuse, but when I saw him show his fangs like the wolf in the cage, I swallowed this thought back, waved my hand and said, "Let's go, let's just a few oceanic horses, let's set off immediately." ”

Brother Lu immediately turned around and opened his head to the big fat man: "Let's go, fat man, let Wang Xing watch the garden for the time being, let's go happily, anyway, your daughter-in-law is also pregnant."

The fat man shook his head like a rattle and refused: "I won't go, my daughter-in-law knows that she has to pick my skin, and besides, there are really few people in the city who don't know me who open entertainment venues." ”

Brother Lu pursed his lips disdainfully: "Look at your unlucky look." ”

More than ten minutes later, I walked out of the zoo with a smile, standing under the stop sign on the country road and waiting for the bus, before going out, Brother Lu also deliberately changed the shape, wearing a well-made black suit, the big scalp shoes were shiny, and with his black and white plane head, as long as the smoky yellow teeth were not exposed, it was really a bit of "Wu Xiubo".

While spraying cologne into his armpits, he glanced at me with disgust and complained: "You said that you are also a social person, why don't you even have a trolley? ”

I rolled my eyes and scolded him: "If you talk as if you are much better than me, you will brag loudly, saying that you know this, you know that, this has oil fields, that there are industries, and private jets have them, why don't you even have four wheels?"

Brother Lu is actually very kind, he doesn't have a temper and loves to joke, the only thing I can't stand is that I can pretend to be too forced, waiting for the bus for a while, and I talked about it from the reform and opening up to the Gulf War, and at the end, I also had a few comrades in the Caribbean as pirates.

Brother Lu burst into a foul mouth: ", if it weren't for my son who is about to return to China, and the family has been short of money recently, I can open seven Lamborghinis of different colors, Monday to Sunday, do you believe it?"

Speaking of bragging, I have served Liu Yang for so many years, others are really not afraid, and they follow his words: "This is nagging, if it weren't for Fucai not winning the lottery, my father could give me wholesale two islands from Sanya, do you believe it?"

After idle work, the car came, and the two of us scrambled to get on the bus.

When it was close to eight o'clock in the evening, when I returned to the city, I was thinking about calling him to have a meal, and then find a high-grade entertainment place to start tonight's "amateur life", this old man waved his hand anxiously and said: "You can not eat the rice, but the cannon must be smashed, hurry up, I will go back early when I finish early." ”

I amused him: "Brother, are you so?"

"We don't understand. Brother Lu woke up with a big snot rudely, wiped it on the telephone pole on the side of the road, and then put his arms around my shoulders and said, "Later, you and I will have eight Yanmars by yourself, and we will have a two-gun battle barbarian." ”

"Come on, I'll settle the account for you, and you can fight slowly by yourself. I waved his hand away, called Ye Letian, and asked him which Yanmar in the city was there, he was more expert than me in this kind of thing.

After taking a taxi, the two of us came to a bathing center called "Huadu Empire", and after I settled the bill in advance for Brother Lu, I waved goodbye to him with a small receipt.

The seducer took out a few black "Okamoto" from his pocket, winked at me and smiled evilly: "Brother, I asked the hotel just now, they sent barricade elves with thorns and spirals, I will give these to you." ”

"You'd better pretend to be your grandson for your son, Sayonara, it's too late to shake hands. I pouted and scolded, and walked away, just in the taxi Lupopo called me several times, lured brother to be there, I was not embarrassed to answer, I estimated that he must have something, I quickly called back: "What's wrong Sister Bo?"

Lu Bobo said succinctly: "Hurry up and come to Dalian Seafood City next to Bar Street, I, Zhenglong, and Liu Yang are all here, a little bit of trouble, a good thing.."