"Brother Ling, forgive me for the sake of me as a single dog, this is your woman, how can I be disrespectful to her, little brother?"

Zhang Baosheng made a miserable appearance and begged Ling Tianxie to spare the horse.

"Fart!"

Zhang Hong was cautiously listening to the movement, but Zhang Baosheng's voice was not small, she really listened to it, and immediately shot first, and then scolded angrily.

"Oops!"

The two were at the same table, and Zhang Baosheng was caught in the face by him defenselessly, leaving bloody marks.

"Haha, that's what happens to the mouth. ”

Ling Tianxie clapped his hands and said happily.

"Oops, hiss... Brother Ling, I'm like this, forget it, right?"

Zhang Baosheng pretended to smoke cold air in his mouth, looked at Ling Tianxie pitifully and said.

"Don't pretend, with your physique, this is just a drizzle, continue to buy me drinks after class. ”

Ling Tianxie directly debunked Zhang Baosheng's clumsy acting skills.

Regarding Ling Tianxie's small request, Zhang Baosheng immediately said, "Okay!"

looked at Zhang Hong, who had his face turned away, and then asked quietly: "Brother Ling, I sincerely ask for advice, your skills of picking up girls are simply amazing, soaking in small peppers, and even accepting the female tyrannosaurus together, it is simply the god of pickling girls in the world!"

Zhang Baosheng watched Ling Tian's evil actor-level performance intently, and after a confession, he not only frightened Ning Meng's eldest sister into a panic and then fled, but also obeyed Zhang Hong, who had always been cold to Ling Tianxie, and let him command.

Isn't this what the god of pickled girls is?

"I teased you before, I won't pick up girls. ”

Ling Tianxie waved his hand, where did he know how to pick up girls, he just wanted to fool Zhang Baosheng casually before, but he really talked about sensual love on a whim.

As for Zhang Hong, being so obedient, he was just deterred by himself.

"Oh, Brother Ling, I just watched your wonderful performance with my own eyes, although the whole performance is a little exaggerated, but it has become a classic pickle girl teaching material. ”

Zhang Baosheng's teasing completely regarded Ling Tianxie as a god, and his previous suspicion made him deeply blame himself in his heart.

"Don't bother me, I'm going to take the exam in the morning. ”

Ling Tianxie didn't want to talk about the topic of pickling girls with him anymore, he had already secretly warned himself to pay attention.

"Let's take the exam, I'm the worst in the class, how bad can it be......?"

Zhang Baosheng is very self-aware of his results, and he doesn't care about the exam, the most important thing is to learn the technical importance from Ling Tianxie, the god of pickled girls.

"You are a dead pig, not afraid of boiling water, but don't disturb my study. ”

Ling Tianxie replied softly, estimating that Zhang Baosheng, who was a martial artist, was just here to experience life.

"Brother Ling... Brother Ling, please lend a helping hand and save me. ”

Zhang Baosheng still shouted softly and unrelentingly.

"You believe it like a fool when I tell a lie, and you don't believe it like a joke when I tell the truth!

Ling Tianxie was tired of being shouted by Zhang Baosheng, and directly explained that he was lying to him.

Zhang Baosheng sighed: "Okay, okay, I didn't expect Brother Ling, you seem to be righteous and thin, but in fact, you are thinking about selfishness, I want to write this down in a small book and tell the squad leader." ”

"Don't provoke me, I really don't know how to pick up girls, and the three major elements are all lying to you. ”

Ling Tianxie smiled helplessly in his heart, this tease was even a disguised agitation threatening him.

"Brother Ling, don't take me for a fool, I've seen your pickling skills with my own eyes, and I've heard you and Sister Ning Meng say something like a tiger and a wolf before, so I won't say anything specific. ”

Zhang Baosheng was firm in his thoughts, and he had to learn Ling Tianxie's pickling girl magic technique.

"Okay, then I'll tell you, as long as you remember to be brazen with the girl you like, you also have the belief that you won't hit the south wall and don't look back. ”

Ling Tianxie said casually.

"No, Brother Ling, the three elements you said have been vividly interpreted under your previous performances, and they are wonderful!"

Zhang Baosheng thought about it and retorted loudly, and then habitually patted his ass.

Ling Tianxie was absolutely bold in confessing to the eldest sister on campus before, the rhythm was perfectly controlled in the process, and it was also absolutely careful, how did Ren Ningmeng open his mouth to respond, Ling Tianxie still went his own way, and he was absolutely thick-skinned!

It can be shown that these three elements are absolutely useful.

"Are you scolding me around the corner?"

Ling Tianxie's face was a little unsightly.

"Don't dare, definitely don't dare, junior brother, I think the three elements are very important, it should be that I didn't understand it to fail. ”

Zhang Baosheng couldn't see Ling Tianxie's face, and after listening to this slightly dull tone, he also guessed that Ling Tianxie was unhappy, and immediately explained out loud.

Ling Tianxie was completely speechless, no longer paying attention to looking at the books intently, no matter how Zhang Baosheng shouted.

At this time, Ning Meng came back, her hair was wet at the moment, her breathing was quite rapid, her eyes looked directly at Ling Tianxie, she didn't seem to have the slightest abnormality, and she generously returned to her seat and sat down.

"Wake up Red. ”

Ning Meng shook Zhang Hong, who had been pretending to be asleep.

"Oh, is there something wrong with Sister Mengmeng?"

Zhang Hong kept thinking about the biting chill, and when she heard Ning Meng's shout, she felt the shaking and couldn't react, so she looked up and asked in a daze.

Ning Meng didn't care about Zhang Hong's strange appearance, pointed to Ling Tianxie next to him, and said loudly: "Look at it." ”

"Hey. ”

Ning Meng shouted at Ling Tianxie, who was looking at the book without squinting.

Ling Tianxie didn't respond, and continued to look at the book.

"Hey, Ling Tianxie. ”

Ning Meng shook Ling Tianxie's arm and said again.

"What?"

Ling Tianxie still asked without raising his head.

Ning Meng signaled Zhang Hong to be optimistic, then sorted out her thoughts a little, and organized her language to speak: "Ling Tianxie, let me inform you, I don't accept your confession, which means that I dumped you." ”

"Oh. ”

Ling Tianxie responded lightly, he didn't know if he liked this little sister, he should just have a little feeling, he had to admit that Ning Meng sometimes looked quite cute, and it was normal to like it a little.

In order to live up to a few celebrities, let other unrealistic feelings go with the flow.

"I said I kicked you, didn't you ask why?"

Ning Meng saw that there was not the slightest emotional fluctuation on Ling Tianxie's face, and asked out loud.

"There's nothing to ask, I've been a little impulsive just now. ”

Ling Tianxie shook his head slightly and said, he was also hot-headed at that time, and his words turned into pursuits.

"Then I'll kindly tell you the reason, it's a recognized thing that you're a pervert, relying on rhetoric will eventually lead to nothing, you better change your character as a big carrot, well, that's all. ”

Ning Meng looked at Ling Tianxie's side face, a look of loss flashed in his eyes, and then he gritted his teeth again to drive away the strangeness in his heart, and explained solemnly.

"Thanks, I didn't scare you. ”

Ling Tianxie nodded slightly, he was indeed hearty enough, and it was understandable for any girl to refuse him.

"Che, can you scare me with such a trick? I'm Sister Ning Meng, who has dozens of sisters. ”

Ning Meng snorted lightly indifferently, and then said with a smug look that she was the eldest sister on campus, but the smile on her face was a little far-fetched.

"Do you like to be a little sister?"

Ling Tianye asked out loud.

"What's the matter? Do you look down on the little sister?"

Ning Meng asked sensitively when she heard Ling Tianxie talk about herself.

"No, if you like it. ”

Ling Tianxie's indifferent response, just now he inadvertently wanted to explore more information about Ning Meng.

Ning Meng looked at Ling Tianxie, who was concentrating on reading, and whispered, "It's weird." ”

Then he looked at Zhang Hong and said arrogantly: "Xiaohong, see it, I dumped him handsomely." ”

"Uh-huh, Sister Meng Meng is mighty!"

Zhang Hong was very cooperative, but he didn't dare to look at Ling Tianxie.

All this was like playing at home in Ling Tianxie's eyes, and when he looked directly at Ning Meng at this moment, he found that her forehead was full of undried sweat.

"Where have you been sweating profusely and panting?"

Ling Tianxie asked questions.

Ning Meng said casually: "I went to the toilet, it's all water." ”

In his heart, he secretly said: "The old lady was scared by you and ran to the playground, and she didn't laugh at you when she said it......"

"You're quite economical, this is washing your hair with the school faucet, right?"

Ling Tianxie deliberately teased, the previous incident was regarded as a small episode.

"The old lady also washed her feet by the way, how can you drop it?"

Ning Meng replied angrily.

"Haha, no wonder there is a smell of toilets. ”

Ling Tianxie said and fanned his nose with his hand exaggeratedly.

"You bastard! I ......"

Ning Meng scolded angrily, but he knew that he was not Ling Tianxie's opponent in terms of bickering or force, so he had to slander in his heart.

Seeing Ning Meng's helpless appearance, Ling Tianye smiled evilly at him and continued to look at the books.

"Brother Ling......"

Seeing that Ling Tianxie had ended his relationship with Ning Meng and said that he was in love, Zhang Baosheng shouted again like a tape recorder.

"Are you annoyed, are you calling for souls?"

Ning Meng couldn't stand Zhang Baosheng's constant calling, turned his head and glared angrily.

"Sister Ning Meng, can you help me call Brother Ling?"

Zhang Baosheng asked Ning Meng for help with a flattering smile.

"You want to be shameless as a big man? He doesn't even bother to pay attention to you, can't you just ignore him like a man? You have to be cheeky and beg him. ”

Ning Meng looked at Zhang Baosheng's flattering smile, but a nameless fire rose in her heart, and she complained about it.

"Sister Ning Meng, you don't know, I have something particularly important to ask Brother Ling. ”

Zhang Baosheng smiled with a smile and explained aloud.

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