Chapter 174: Fisherman, Aquaman
"You scumbag think that the old lady doesn't know what you want to do? Don't you just want to learn some kind of pickling skills, you are really shameless enough! Zhang Baosheng, you usually look quite honest and responsible, but in fact you are a bastard with a beast's heart..."
Ning Meng's anger seemed to have found an outlet, and he launched an attack on Zhang Baosheng's cannonballs.
Ling Tianxie frowned slightly when he heard this, what do you mean? This word 'also' is full of malice.
"A scumbag like you is a waste of air when you live and a waste of land when you die, it's better to find a piece of tofu and kill it, or don't want it, tofu is innocent, it's an insult for tofu to be smashed by a scum like you......"
Here, Ning Meng continued to vent the anger in her heart and the inexplicable irritability and resentment.
And Zhang Baosheng was attacked by a series of words, and he opened his mouth to explain, but he didn't even have a chance to speak.
"Pickle girl, don't you scumbag think that this word has been on your lips and made girls disgusted to hear it? You don't have to be shameless to be proud! Shameless people want to learn! You are simply a scum among scum, scum among scum, a fighter among scum, rotten eggs and rotten duck eggs among scum......
Ning Meng struck Zhang Baosheng softly without stopping.
Zhang Baosheng couldn't say it: "Sister Ning Meng, why are you angry with me when you end a relationship! Besides, you dumped Brother Ling yourself!"
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Zhang Baosheng hit the muzzle of the gun, and he happened to be used as a punching bag by Ning Meng.
And Zhang Hong was also stunned to look at Ning Meng who was angry at Zhang Baosheng all the time, and she inexplicably thought of a word in her heart: "Resentful woman!"
Yes, Sister Mengmeng looks like a girl who was abandoned by her boyfriend at the moment, and then vented at the plush toy, almost punched and kicked.
On the other hand, Ling Tian's evil face was not different, he still didn't listen to what was going on outside the window, and he only read the books of sages and sages, as if there was a wall of air to isolate the noise of the outside world.
"Whirring ......"
Ning Meng vented for a long time, but stopped at this time, but she couldn't breathe and took a big breath.
Ling Tianxie handed over the drink that had been placed in front of the desk.
"Thank you. ”
Ning Meng's mouth was very dry, and she subconsciously took the yogurt and drank half a bottle in one go, her thirst was relieved, and she thanked her politely.
"No thanks, you don't have to give me back the yogurt. ”
Ling Tianxie turned his face slightly and spoke.
Before Ning Meng could react, a look of doubt appeared on her face, not understanding what Ling Tianxie meant.
"Oh, you gave me a drink?"
Ning Meng was still holding a bottle of yogurt in her hand, and asked in a stunned voice.
"yes, I don't like to share a drink with others, you can keep it. ”
Ling Tian looked at Ning Meng, who was at a loss, with a smile and a sigh.
"Why did you give me what you drank? Aren't you disgusting?"
Ning Meng quickly put the yogurt cap on the bottle and threw it on the desk, and then questioned Ling Tianxie in a loud voice.
"I didn't drink it, it was Zhang Baosheng who drank it. ”
Ling Tianxie said lightly.
"Phew, vomit ......"
Ning Meng immediately spat on the ground when she heard this, and felt a wave of nausea hit her.
"Haha..."
Seeing that Ning Meng believed it to be true, Ling Tian was even more exaggerated and vomited, and immediately laughed wantonly.
Zhang Hong saw everything in her eyes, and did not show the slightest weirdness in her eldest sister's reaction, the bystander was clear, and she had been with Ning Meng for three years, how did she not know that Ning Meng's previous rejection of Ling Tianxie was mostly duplicity.
Zhang Baosheng looked like a bitter gourd face, and the taste of lamenting being disgusted in his heart was really heart-wrenching!
Ning Meng retched twice before he remembered that this yogurt had been drunk by Ling Tianxie, and immediately accused Ling Tianxie of "You stinky rascal!" ”
And Ling Tianxie's wanton laughter and Zhang Hong's strange gaze made De Ningmeng also realize that his previous performance was too real at this time, and he said again with a turn of his brain:
"Ling Tianxie, you are really a scoundrel, obviously you drank and slandered others, you are too shameless. ”
"Does my saliva taste good?" haha......
Ling Tianxie didn't know that she was diverting her attention, and laughed very cooperatively.
"You... You wait for me!"
Ning Meng looked at Ling Tianxie with a little weakness and said a cruel word.
"I've always been here. ”
Ling Tianxie responded indifferently.
"You disgusting pervert!
Ning Meng only dared to verbally attack, and saw that Zhang Hong and Zhang Baoshenggu in the back row were staring at him, and hurriedly made a disgusted look of spitting.
"I just saw that you were thirsty, and kindly moistened your throat, but you scolded me in turn?
Ling Tianxie stimulated Ning Meng with oil and vinegar to satisfy his mischievous taste.
"You just waited for me, now I don't bother to pay attention to you. ”
After Ning Meng finished speaking, she turned her head sideways and looked out the window.
"Brother Ling, Brother Ling..."
Zhang Baosheng shouted tentatively, seeing that Ning Meng didn't attack him again, and continued to shout Ling Tianxie.
And Ling Tianxie obeyed Ning Mengzhi in just a few words, which strengthened his belief even more.
"What do you have to say to believe that I can't pick up girls?"
Ling Tianxie listened to this tireless shout and asked helplessly.
"Brother Ling, whatever you say, the little brother believes it!"
Zhang Baosheng saw Ling Tianxie reply, and his face showed joy.
"That's it, I solemnly tell you that I don't know how to pick up girls, don't bother me anymore. ”
Ling Tian waved his hand without looking back.
"Brother Ling, I sincerely ask for advice, and please give me a lesson or two with kindness, think about me now I am eighteen years old, but I haven't even held a girl's hand, it's sad and lamentable! Little brother, I don't ask for much, I just need to learn some of Brother Ling's magic skills......
Zhang Baosheng immediately sold miserably, so he squeezed out a few more tears to exaggerate it, but there was no trace of sadness when he listened to it, but it was very funny.
Ling Tianxie heard that Zhang Baosheng still had the intention of going on, and interrupted loudly: "Okay, I'll guide you this time, and come to disturb me again in the future, you're welcome!"
Ling Tianxie was not moved by his words, nor was he moved by compassion for the tragic appearance he made, he was really annoyed by him, and as a classmate, he was embarrassed to go up and take a fat beating, right?
"That's great! I can get Brother Ling's guidance, and I will be used for the rest of my life!"
Zhang Baosheng's flattery came casually.
"Hmm... The integration of the three elements is not a day's work, and you need to slowly precipitate it yourself. ”
"Well, with Brother Ling's previous performance, I already have a general understanding of my little brother, and I hope that Brother Ling can teach some routines, as the saying goes, since ancient times, true feelings cannot be retained, only routines are moving. ”
Ling Tianxie's face was slightly gloomy: "I don't know what it is! Do you think you can trap the other party for a lifetime with a routine? You must have a sincere heart and a heart that loves her in order to last a lifetime." ”
Zhang Baosheng nodded with a smile: "Brother Ling, the junior brother has been taught." ”
Ling Tianxie immediately said very unpleasantly: "Put away your laughter, this is a serious question!"
"Yes!"
Zhang Baosheng obediently put away his smile, and his face changed to a rigorous appearance.
Ling Tianxie nodded as if satisfied: "If you tell a lie, you have to use a hundred lies to make it round, are you going to deceive the other party for a lifetime? Then you don't love her at all, if you are such a person, I won't teach you!"
This is serious, but in fact, Ling Tianxiao wants to find an excuse to fool Zhang Baosheng.
When Zhang Baosheng heard this, he hurriedly reassured: "Brother Ling, I am definitely not a scumbag! I swear! If I cheat on a girl, I am willing to be a single dog for the rest of my life!"
"Yes, yes, determination and attitude, I can see the sincerity in your eyes. ”
Ling Tianxie listened to the other party's poisonous oath, and praised Zhang Baosheng with a far-fetched smile.
"Hmph, it's nice to say, I'm not casting a net everywhere. ”
Ning Meng had been listening, and couldn't help muttering at this time, she really couldn't listen to Ling Tianxie's righteous and awe-inspiring words.
"What do you mean?"
Ling Tian asked in confusion.
"You don't understand the metaphor? You are a fisherman, and a girl is a fish. ”
Ning Meng looked at Ling Tianxie with disdain, thinking that he was pretending to be tender.
"What are these words? My purpose in life is to live up to wine and beauty, and I admit that I am a flower, but I will never be abusive! It doesn't matter if you insult me with such a metaphor, how can you compare a girl to a fish? I simply look down on women in the world. ”
Ling Tianxie understood what he meant, his face changed, and then he spoke out to teach Ning Meng this evil thought.
"Bah, I'm still a wine and a beauty, hum, what kind of hero do you really think you are? I think you're a hungry pervert, you're not a fisherman, you're a sea king!"
Ning Meng thought that Ling Tianxie was a big carrot, and disdainfully criticized Ling Tianxie's merciless behavior.
"What does Aquaman mean?"
Ling Tianxie didn't know anything about these buzzwords, but they weren't good words when they sounded literal.
"You just play dumb. ”
Ning Meng saw Ling Tianxie with a puzzled expression, but he didn't believe that he didn't know this word that was completely in line with him.
"I'm talking to my classmates about it, and I hope you don't interject. ”
Ling Tianxie didn't want to know the meaning of this word, and gave Ning Meng a slight warning.
"Oh, it's so shameless, talking about such a shameless topic in the sacred school, Ling Tianxie really has you! I wonder if our squad leader knows?"
Ning Meng instead spoke up and threatened Ling Tianxie.
"I think you've forgotten my unicorn arm, haven't you? Don't blame me for being rude!"
Ling Tian smiled evilly and warned loudly.
"You... Are you biting me?"
Ning Meng looked at the wanton evil smile on Ling Tianxie's face, and was a little flustered, but this was in the classroom, and there was a sister Zhang Hong watching, so she couldn't lose face.
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