Chapter 881: Pitted by Lao Guo (I)
"Uncle, it's not me complaining to you, my master is really not human, so he still collects our ID cards from us. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" said to Xiaofeng crying.
Xiao Feng didn't have any expression on his face, a big apprentice just came up and said that the master was dead, and he almost wiped out the Yunde Society, and these three people came up to say that Lao Guo was not good, how much resentment is this.
"I decided, I'll mess with you in the future, I'll be based in South Korea in the future, I won't leave this time, I'm so old that my master still doesn't support me, it's no fun to stay any longer, it's better to come to South Korea to develop." Saobi's face was very bitter.
"Alas, Saobi, let's talk about it in the background, let's go on stage together to fight for opportunities, but I haven't said anything, why did I start talking about the future. Zhang Yunlei asked very dissatisfied.
"Do you still need to compare? Is there a comparison between us? A discerning person can know who to choose as a partner at a glance, and my advantage is too obvious. Sao said with a disdainful face, and said that he and these two PKs completely looked down on him.
"Sao Cake, it's not right for you to say that, today is the uncle's choice of partner, and the uncle just said that direct selection is the most suitable, don't choose the famous, no matter how famous you are, can you be as big as the big ass face?" Zhang Helun's retort was very sharp.
"I don't use fame to say anything, the reason why I say I don't need to compare is from the perspective of who is most suitable. Sao Pian laughed arrogantly.
"Why, it's the most suitable for your upper lip to touch your lower lip?" Zhang Yunlei temporarily formed an alliance with Zhang Helun with the same surname.
"Don't worry, I see that there are so many people who are running for my partner today, the three of you can talk about your advantages on the stage, I will choose whoever is the most suitable, and my future partner will be chosen from the three of you. Xiao Feng calmed the three people who wanted to tear up on the stage, and Xiao Feng finally found the feeling of selecting people.
"Uncle, are you telling the truth?
"Really, this one on the left and one on the right, excluding those who can't partner with me, basically the cross talk actors from Deyun Club who came to South Korea this time are almost on it, the self-inflated Xiao Yueyue came up and made me angry enough, ADHD Meng Hetang annoyed me enough, and Yan Yunda, who forgot to take medicine, scared me enough, I also feel a little tired, I think the three of you are good, so I chose from the three of you. Xiaofeng's decision was unanimously praised by the three.
"You two know each other and go down, what should you do in a hurry, it's none of your business. "After being happy, the cake directly began to pick people up, of course the double combination will not be so cooperative, and the three of them will start to tear it again.
"Stop, stop, you three are going crazy, do you mean to go on this stage and do it? Xiaofeng hurriedly went to pull the rack again.
"Uncle, I have to say something to you, you still don't know enough about our Yunde Club, other people's family says that cross talk is a mouth, you don't use your mouth, you don't have to do it if you want to solve the problem in our Yunde Club, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't have gone to fitness, and Xiao Guo wouldn't have lost weight. Sao Bi showed off the muscles on his arms and said with a depressed face.
"Yes, uncle, our Yunde Club is like this, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many fights, it wouldn't have been reported, at first my master was still blocking it, and if you can find a relationship, you can find a relationship, and if you can't find a relationship, you can spend money to buy it, and then my master found out that if you spend money to buy him, you have to go bankrupt, and then the news comes out. "When it comes to Hei Lao Guo's strength, Zhang Helun is the absolute top three among hundreds of apprentices.
"Okay, okay, the more you talk about it, the more you don't talk about it, are you going to quit the club today after the performance, you dare to say anything one by one. Xiao Feng hurriedly stopped the three of them from talking, Lao Guo wrote this content as free play in order to save effort when he was creating, Xiao Feng didn't dare to let these three play casually.
"I don't care about the relationship between you Yunde Society, but now that I'm choosing a partner, I have to follow my rules. Xiaofeng said very seriously, and said that if it is so crooked, it is estimated that this partner will not be selected next year.
"Uncle, you're right, we'll do this when you say you're coming. Sao, who is the best at sycophancy, agreed, and the double combination also said that it was no problem.
"It's still the same sentence, you talk about your own advantages and advantages, as long as you can convince me that I will be my partner in the future, but let's talk about it first, you can't talk nonsense, if it is true, like what Xiao Guo lost weight in order to fight, does the fight have anything to do with being fat and thin?"
"Uncle, what I said is true, fat and thin has little to do with combat effectiveness, Sun Yue is fat, people are terrible when they fight, or they can't be the captain of the second team, of course it's no problem for you to be strong and fat in combat effectiveness, but if you are not fat enough in combat power, it's a crime, every time we Yunde Club starts to beat Xiao Guo, it's a miserable, I can't fight, I can't run, now there are so many weight loss pills and weight loss methods, and the effect is not good, that's because no one is chasing you every day, if you estimate that you are the same as Xiao Guo, if you say that you lose weight, you will lose weight, and if you don't lose weight, you will be beaten to death, and the people in Yunde Club are all black, and they say that they are young class masters, but in fact, they want to beat Xiao Guo to deathIt's too dark. Sao Bao said that he couldn't lose at the starting line, and it would not be good if he left an unreliable impression on Xiaofeng.
"I feel that you Yunde Club has so many insiders, I have to carefully consider whether I want to find a partner here now, I love life more than ideals. Xiao Feng showed a frightened expression.
"Uncle, are you still afraid of fighting? I heard Zhong Guo'oba say just now, your strength is this, otherwise I wouldn't be able to take the stage so actively. Sao Cake gave Xiaofeng a thumbs up, and Xiaofeng's combat effectiveness was widely recognized.
"As long as you partner with me, with the strength of the two of us, we will definitely be able to beat the invincible opponents of Yunde Society, this is called a strong combination" The more Sao Bi talked, the more proud he became, and his saliva began to splash, Xiao Feng, who was face to face with Sao Bi and was very close, felt that he had to subtract points from Sao Biscuit just by virtue of this.
"Biscuits, it's an ideal for me to say cross talk, I don't want to participate in the struggle for power and profit in Yunde Club, I'm not afraid of fighting, but it's boring to fight every day to get out of position, you can't use this to convince me. "Xiaofeng is no longer surprised by the use of Oba in Yunde Society, whether intentionally or unintentionally, anyway, Xiaofeng is not interested in helping to correct it.
"Okay, uncle doesn't like it, let's not talk about this, let's talk about something else, I am the captain of the fifth team in Yunde Society, do you ask the two of them to be officials?"
"Sao Cake, it's not interesting for you to say this, a captain of the fifth team still came to the stage to say, is the captain useful? You care about me to try, besides, does the captain of your fifth team have a dime relationship with your uncle?" Zhang Helun said with a look of disdain, South Korea is an official-based country like the Celestial Empire, but at least you have to be an official, even the members of the fifth team don't listen to the captain of the fifth team, and you are embarrassed to say it.
"I'm the captain of the team, which means that I have management skills, and I can help manage the combined itinerary and income in the future, why isn't this an advantage?"
"Okay, Saobi, it's not terrible for people to read less, I don't know if I read less terrible things, and it's okay for people to have less knowledge, but it's not right to come out and pretend to understand, and you help manage it, can you use it? Uncle is a popular artist, and there is a whole team of agents behind him, you think it's like giving us Yunde Club, everyone gets that little salary, and only Master knows how much money he makes. Zhang Yunlei also despised the words that Sao Bao said.
"Uncle, do you still have a team of agents?" asked Saobi with an excited face.
"It's not as exaggerated as he said, but there are still a few agents, a few assistants and supporting employees," Xiaofeng recalled the standards given by Daniel Zhang, and replied truthfully, sometimes these represent the identity of the artist, and Daniel Zhang now requires Xiaofeng to take this group of people to activities.
"I really didn't expect that I would be able to get mixed with an agent one day. After a while, Kung Fu Sao Cake cried three times.
"I've only heard of climbing along the pole, and it's really rare for people to climb up without this pole. Zhang Helun felt that it was too bad to compete with Sao Bi, this was not a comparison of strength at all, but a comparison of cheekiness and endurance.
"You're not convinced, even if you don't talk about the captain, you still can't compare with me. Sao Bi continued to make a cameo appearance in the shower, and Xiaofeng didn't want to spray it.
"I'm curious how we can't compare to you. Zhang Yunlei shook his waist and asked with a disdainful smile.
"Okay, then let's do a systematic analysis, first of all, let's talk about the appearance, you two can't compare with me, and none of the whole Yunde Society can compare with me. After saying that, he put his chest on his chest and raised his buttocks, and put on a spicy look.
"Sao Cake, since you are from the Northeast, I will send you a Northeast dialect, don't be blind, I should listen to Yile if you say anything else, you actually said the appearance in front of me, were you bitten by a mad dog, Xiao Guo relied on the identity of the young class master to mix a good look, you ask these loyal fans of Yunde Club in the audience, who is the most beautiful thing in the whole Deyun Club. Zhang Yunlei shook the waist of the water snake and picked up the towel as a handkerchief, and made a shy expression.
"Do you know? This world is based on faces, only those who are not good will say that they don't rely on their faces and rely on their talents, you are on the stage for a long time, and people are still shouting for a refund, and I Zhang Yunlei will be worth the ticket money for this station. "When it comes to styling, Zhang Yunlei is very confident, he is not afraid of anyone in Yundeshe's appearance, he is a familiar superstar of Yundeshe's appearance.
"Phew, shameless. The despised sao cake was very unhappy and gave Zhang Yunlei a mouthful of saliva.
"Yo, who are you spitting on? Believe it or not, old lady, I scratched you to death with one claw. Xiaofeng felt that Zhang Yunlei was also a little convulsive today, and he was not so motherly during rehearsals.
"You still have good looks, do you dare to mention the word appearance in front of Master? Master doesn't take the soles of your shoes to whip you, in front of your uncle, you actually dare to mention your appearance, don't you say short words in front of you, didn't Master give it to you?" Sao Cake's words of condemning Zhang Yunlei made Xiaofeng feel very troubled.
The most annoying thing is that Zhang Yunlei still cooperated, and after listening to these words, he actually looked at Xiaofeng very seriously, and then said sorry with a panicked face, and complained quietly about how Xiaofeng could grow like this as a Korean, is it possible that South Korea's huge plastic surgery industry is blown out?
Without giving Xiaofeng a chance to ask, Sao Bi continued: "Besides, I'm talking about whether the appearance is suitable, not that it's good-looking, is it useful for you to come here to fight for your appearance?" ”
"Sassy cake, do you mean that you are not more beautiful than the long, more distinctive than the ugly one? Zhang Helun said with a slight smug voice in his trademark voice.
"The relationship is so ugly. Xiaofeng is no longer interested in pursuing and complaining that he is ugly, and there are really few people who are ugly and willful.
Sao Bi looked at Zhang Helun's fat face and said: "Of course, I'm not ugly, what my uncle wants is the most suitable, and I am the most suitable in terms of appearance." ”
"Sao Cake, I don't even see this, can you tell me in detail?" Xiao Feng asked confusedly, why did Sao Cake become the most suitable person?
"Look at my looks, it's not good-looking and slightly ugly, basically on the same level as your uncle, so you don't have to worry about me stealing your limelight, and I look very Korean, plus this head and this figure standing next to you is not inconsistent at all, how can it be like the two of them, standing next to you is like a hemp rod, you are like a water tank. Sao Pie smashed his small eyelid eyes hard.
"Oh, my mother, why don't you say that your father is Korean, the uncle is looking for a partner just to find a Chinese style, and looking for a Korean-style uncle like you is still used in Yundeshe? Zhang Helun felt that this was far-fetched.
"That's right, in terms of appearance, it's better to find someone like me who eats with his face. Zhang Yunlei agreed with Zhang Helun in his mouth, but the next sentence was to praise himself.
"Three, don't argue, looks are really not that important, you see that in your Yunde Club, most of the actors are mainly distinctive, and even your master admits that there are not many people in the whole Yunde Club who are above the standard line in terms of appearance, what I want to find is a partner who talks about cross talk, looks are not important, beauty and ugliness, it doesn't matter if they are distinctive or not. Xiaofeng saw that the three of them were arguing again, and hurriedly came out to make a statement.
"Haha, I understand what Uncle means, what Uncle values is whether he can speak cross talk well, and what he cares about is the level of cross talk, which is more advantageous than this. "Sao Bi is not a sycophant king, and it is so quick to understand the meaning.