"First of all, from the accent, my uncle and I have very distinctive Northeast dialects, do you know the Northeast dialect, just this alone can kill you in seconds" Sao Bi showed off his Northeast dialect. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's wrong with the Northeast dialect, I will also say, isn't it just Lao Guo rolling calves, Lao Guo pulling calves, I will too, I have to say that Uncle sang the hearts of hundreds of disciples of Lao Guo of Yunde Society. Zhang Helun said that Northeast dialect is not a problem at all, and learning dialects is also one of the basic homework of cross talk actors.

"Sao Cake, even if your tongue is still straight again and again, you know how to make trouble all day long, do you have this time to practice basic skills?" Zhang Yunlei said very unhappily.

"What's wrong with my tongue, what's wrong with it, what's wrong with my slurred speech? People like me like this, I'm a good product, being a cross talk actor these years is nothing and don't have no characteristics, you look at Xiao Yueyue's big ass face, you look at Sun Yue's body, you still want to be popular if you don't have any characteristics?"

"Sao Cake, I don't like to hear what you say, you said that cross talk actors must be distinctive if they want to be popular, so you can tell me what characteristics our master and Teacher Yu have. Zhang Helun dug a pit for Sao Cake.

"Of course, my master and Mr. Yu have characteristics, otherwise can the two of them be so popular? "The pit jumped a lot, and the cake began to pay attention, let's talk about it, I finally found out where the pit is?

"It's no wonder that you are the first sycophant in Yunde Society, you watched the sycophants. "The cake didn't jump into the pit, Zhang Helun was very sorry.

"Alas, what's wrong with me patting on the back, saying that I'm patting on the back, then what do you say about the characteristics of our master and Teacher Yu. "Sao Piao has entered the state of a mad dog, and as long as he faces anyone, everyone has a sense of danger.

"I won't talk about Mr. Yu's characteristics, I guess everyone in China knows it. Speaking of this, Zhang Helun waved to the audience like a conductor, and then Mr. Yu's three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and perming began to be popularized for the first time in South Korea.

"You're not right, it's a hobby, how can it be considered a specialty?" retorted.

"Why isn't it a feature, hobbies are characteristics to a certain extent, especially when this hobby is extreme, have you seen how often Teacher Yu stepped off the stage and didn't smoke and drink?" Zhang Helun began to arrange Teacher Yu with a smile on his face.

"Nope. Sao Cake and Zhang Yunlei thought for a while, and then replied with a bitter face.

"Then do you see that Mr. Yu didn't have a perm on his hair once?" Zhang Helun then asked.

"Reality no, I've seen it in the photo, I also asked my master about this, and my master said that you want to see your uncle who is not burning his hair and was born 10 years late. Zhang Yunlei felt that he couldn't let Zhang Helun Dumei start arranging Teacher Yu.

"Good guy, Teacher Yu started to perm his hair when he was a teenager. Xiaofeng, who has been a prop for a long time, finally found an opportunity to interject and show his presence.

It wasn't until now that Xiaofeng found out that he was cheated by Lao Guo, and what he said was good was to find a bunch of people to praise Xiaofeng, but in fact, Xiaofeng praised a bunch of Lao Guo's apprentices, and Xiaofeng couldn't find fault with the jokes created by Lao Guo, after all, among these people, he had the most words, and there was no um, this is your father, these special words for praise, Xiaofeng also thought that he was teasing himself and then a bunch of people changed to praise.

It's not too obvious when performing with Xiao Yueyue, but when he cooperates with Meng Hetang and Yan Yunda, Xiao Feng is forced to be a joke, and Xiao Feng can say a good thing, but it's too unrealistic to grab a job with these cross talk actors who have practiced cross talk since childhood and teased for many years, Xiao Feng now understands what is going on with so much free play in the jokes created by Lao Guo.

It's hard enough to fight with one teaser for Xiaofeng, and now it's difficult for Xiaofeng to even interject when three teasers are together.

"Uncle, didn't you notice that Mr. Yu's hairstyle is very retro? That proves that he has kept this hairstyle from his ten years to the present. "Zhang Helun wants to go dark to the end.

"Okay, Teacher Yu's characteristics, even if you are right, then you can talk about the characteristics of our master, let you say it today, do you dare to say it?"

"Okay, today I'm also out of the way, I'm not staying in Yunde Club, and I don't want my ID card anymore, as long as the audience applauds me, I'd rather starve to death tomorrow Today, I'll talk about my master's characteristics." Zhang Helun put on a generous face to die, saying that he was a typical representative of just applause.

If you don't give such applause, then the audience is here to make trouble instead of fans who come to listen to cross talk, after the applause, Zhang Helun first took a horse step, and then glanced at the backstage with a weak face, and finally said with little confidence in the urging of the cake: "Actually, you all know the characteristics of my master, the title of a little black fat man can explain the problem, I think everyone understands, I don't need to explain it in detail." ”

"Wait, I know what your master calls the little black fat man, but how can this explain your master's characteristics? Xiaofeng felt that since he was watching the excitement now, he was not afraid of big things.

"Uncle, are you kidding, don't you know that you have such a good relationship with my master?" Zhang Helun said with a look of embarrassment.

"No kidding, I really don't know. Xiaofeng began to pretend to be stupid again.

"I think the audience in the audience would like to hear your explanation, do you want to hear it? Xiaofeng began to mobilize the audience.

Zhang Yunlei and Sao Bi also persuaded Zhang Helun, saying that he usually has no black master, and he can't atone for his sins when he shoots him once a day until he dies of old age.

"Okay, since everyone thinks so much, I'll talk about it well, I'll talk about this black first, you all know how black my master is, the way to distinguish him from coal when you take off your clothes is to poke him with your fingers, the soft is his hard coal, and you can't see people when you turn off the light, in the early years, my master was down, and he didn't use this feature to do business, and the story of my master and the monk because of the limited time I won't introduce them one by one, in general, it's just five words, it's too black. After saying this, Sao Bao said that he finally saw that he was not afraid of death than Zhang Yunlei.

"After talking about black, let's talk about fat again, now my master's fat is not so obvious, one is because Yunde Club is becoming more and more profitable, and there are more and more fat people, even Xiao Yueyue can't show his fat because he stands next to Sun Yue, let alone my master. As soon as Zhang Helun finished speaking, Zhang Yunlei reminded him not to attack too widely, an old Guo has no choice but to take Zhang Helun, who has no way to die, but it doesn't mean that other people are like this.

"Finally, let's talk about this little word, small does not mean that my master is young, let alone that my master is not fat enough, but it represents his size, my master's size, hey...... Ah, you can't see him at all when you take off your shoes, that height, hey...... Ahh......h Yikes. Zhang Helun began his most distinctive narrative method, and Xiao Feng was troubled by each sentence.

"Hey, let's talk about something, what's the matter?" Xiaofeng knew that he didn't know how to pretend to be angry and brush his sense of existence again, on the stage of cross talk, the mode of free play was too unsuitable for Xiaofeng.

"Didn't I feel that my master was too short to be boundless? Zhang Helun said with an aggrieved face.

"What you said is too much, it's true that your master is short, black, and fat, but it's far from the level you described, don't blame you for dying and can't die, it's a miracle that a little expert like you can survive until now. "To sum up, Xiaofeng has been doing a variety show for so long for nothing if he doesn't grab it.

Zhang Helun said that he doesn't care about anything else, as long as the audience is satisfied, Xiaofeng is happy to listen to it, he is ready to adhere to the characteristic of Master Hei, even if Lao Guo dies, he can't stop, if he says he can't move and his children enter this line again, Zhang Helun feels that he can treat this as a family characteristic, he doesn't need to know anything, just consuming Lao Guo can mix and eat, it's too easy.

Xiaofeng also said that although he said it too much, but what he said was good, as his partner, he should dare to say and do it, dare to take the blame, as long as it is good for himself, he dares to say anything and dare to do anything, only such a person can be popular by any means.

As soon as Xiaofeng said this, he didn't hear a good word for a long time, but Zhang Helun casually entertained two sentences of master and got Xiaofeng's appreciation, which is too unreasonable, so Sao Cake immediately said that he could entertain Lao Guo, not only said what Zhang Helun just said, but also said that he had to say the relationship between him and his mother, his master would die when he returned to Huaxia, etc., anyway, everything that could be said and couldn't be said was said, and everything that could be broadcast and couldn't be broadcast was also said.

Even Zhang Helun said that just now, the cake was definitely worse than his death.

Sao Bao said that he didn't care if he died miserably, he didn't give in on the spot and raised his hand mercilessly, in order to fight for the place of this partner, he fought hard.

"Saobi, don't be so excited, I'll say it first, but if you say it, it's just learning, is my tooth wisdom so good? "Zhang Helun will never miss an opportunity to attack Saobi.

"I can't say that, not being embarrassed is also a necessary condition for becoming red, I never thought that I could find a face in Yunde Club, it was too difficult. Xiaofeng said with a depressed face.

"Uncle, that's not right, how can it be called too difficult, it's not at all. Zhang Yunlei said with a smile.

"Hey, don't you hear, don't you hear! shamelessness is also an advantage, I'm ready to carry forward the shamelessness, although I have a lot of advantages, but you two are not nameless, it's not so easy to win you easily, but don't be happy, I still have a killer weapon useless." "Sao Piao has decided to make a quick decision, and there are too many variables to talk about it little by little.

"It's also a killer, I Zhang Yunlei don't dare to say that I know how much hair you have on your body, but I definitely know how capable you are, if you weren't the best at sycophancy, and you have slept with your master since you were a child, would you have your current grades?" Zhang Yunlei smiled disdainfully and gave Sao Cake a look of contempt.

"Child, you have to make it clear if you have something, or it will be bad if there is no misunderstanding. Xiaofeng pulled Zhang Yunlei and reminded.

"That's not me, that's what I said, who doesn't know the rules of our Yunde Club now, if you want to learn to sleep with the master first, if you want to learn well, you must be good with the master, if you want to learn quickly, love the master first. Zhang Yunlei gushed endlessly.

"Phew, huh!, even if some of our things are true, we can't say anything, even if people all over the world know about it, they don't pretend not to know, if you continue to say this, it will be not far from the two of them, and it will become a dead death. "To be honest, these Xiaofeng likes to listen to it, but who made the lines write so much, if you don't stop Xiaofeng, it is estimated that Zhang Yunlei will not go on.

"No, why do I think you speak so sourly, Lao Guo is called my teacher, in fact, that is my father, he doesn't have a father-son name but has a father-son relationship, this is 13 years of sleep, are you comparable?"

"I didn't mention this, you still mentioned it, I think it's too boring to press you with this, I'm different from Xiao Guo, I know that licking my face Lao Guo is my father, I don't look down on him the most, and I can't help it. Sao Bao described himself as very tall, and he didn't even care if he could be the captain and sleep out of his current fame.

"Saobi, I appreciate you very much, it's right not to fight your father, you need to be hard to strike iron, tell me what you are going to fight with him. Xiaofeng made a look of great appreciation.

"Dad doesn't fight, but we have a mother. Sao Cake looked like he wanted to laugh and endured it very uncomfortable.

"Child, he has a mother for everyone, there is no need to fight for this. "Xiaofeng looks at the cake like a bullshit, what kind of madness is this.

"Mom and Mom can be the same? I don't fight Dad, but I fight Mom. Sao Cake said proudly, Feelings Xiaofeng just praised the Sao Cake in vain, and despised other people's Xiao Guo Spelling Father, how noble can you be to fight your mother than others.

"Then I have to ask, who is your mother?" asked Xiaofeng with a curious expression.

"Uncle, you can talk to me like this, if someone else is with me, your mother, my mother, I have to beat him. Sao Pian said with a depressed face.

"I'm sorry, please forgive me for being a Korean, Chinese is not very good, then may I ask your mother?" Xiao Feng changed the word with a wicked smile.

"Your mother's. "The riot cake can't bear it this time, and in reply, Xiaofeng looked confused, Zhang Helun and Zhang Yunlei condemned the riot cake for committing crimes and disrespecting the elders, and others said that there was a suspicion of scolding, but don't forget that the uncle is Korean, and Chinese is not very good.