Chapter Seventy-Eight: Prelude to the Confession
Seeing this scene, Zheng Yu suddenly felt that Sun Wukong recognized the wrong person, didn't he say that Tang Xuanzang was not close to women, what was the situation.
"Master~Master~".
Sun Wukong hurriedly ran over.
"Shh~~ What's the matter with you monkey, didn't you tell me not to call me Master in public, it will make me look very old, let me do my sister. ”
Groove~
Is this really Tang Xuanzang, isn't it the flower thief in disguise.
Sun Wukong laughed: "Master, you are still the same, come to Master, smoke." ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong took out a box of cigarettes and handed it to Tang Xuanzang.
Click~
Sun Wukong skillfully lit a cigarette for Tang Xuanzang, and Tang Xuanzang also enjoyed taking a puff.
"Hiss~~Huh~~ Not bad, it's pretty good, this smoke is pretty good, how much more?"
Just as Sun Wukong was about to take out a cigarette, a waiter came over solemnly.
"Hello, smoking is not allowed here, and offenders will be fined fifty times. ”
Tang Xuanzang glanced at this person with disdain, and then took out a hundred and handed it to him.
"I'll take another sip for the rest. ”
After that, Tang Xuanzang directly put the cigarette in his mouth, and used all his strength to smoke most of the cigarette, which reminded Zheng Yu of Uncle Yue Yue Xueqian's classic action of smoking, which was simply taken to the extreme.
The waiter watched Tang Xuanzang complete this coherent action with a stunned face, and his whole person was completely confused, thinking that he had met a local tyrant, but he didn't expect it to be a pick.
Tang Xuanzang put the cigarette fart under his feet and stepped on it directly, then built it and put it on the waiter's tray, and then smiled at the waiter: "Thank you." ”
Ouch,, is this really Tang Xuanzang, this is completely a ruffian.
Sun Wukong hurriedly pulled Zheng Yu over.
"Master, this is my brother, Zheng Yu, it was he who helped me go to Huaguo Mountain and pick the fruits in the mountain, which reminded me of my mother's feeling again. ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong almost cried again.
Tang Xuanzang sighed, went up to wipe the tears from the corners of Sun Wukong's eyes, and said lightly: "Don't think so much, go back and let Zheng Yu's little brother go to Huaguo Mountain to find a stone, and you will be able to find the feeling of mother." ”
Burst~~
Zheng Yu was almost so shocked that his eyes fell out, this Tang Xuanzang was too damaged.
"Aha, Master, you are still so funny, cold jokes, my grandson will obey you. ”
I don't know if Sun Wukong is simple-minded or that Tang Xuanzang has secretly hollowed out Sun Wukong's monkey brain, and it is strange that this brain can survive until now.
The three of them exchanged pleasantries for a while, and Tang Xuanzang saw a scantily clad fairy walking into the dance floor, and he walked in with his eyes shining and twisting his body.
"Hehe, Brother Zheng Yu don't care, my master is this character. ”
Then, everyone else came one after another.
"The Queen Mother has arrived~~"
The sudden sound of a strong voice silenced everyone present, and the men and women who were crazy on the dance floor also quieted down to the music.
Hmm~ The spotlight of the audience instantly condensed to the entrance, and the one who controlled the spotlight was naturally the Jade Emperor, and he was also fighting for his daughter-in-law.
I saw that a noble and elegant woman with beauty, wisdom and virtue in one body walked into the venue elegantly in a blue dress and crystal high heels, and the appearance of the queen mother immediately became the focus of the audience.
Everyone's eyes instantly focused on the necklace worn by the Queen Mother, this is a Christie diamond necklace, the whole necklace is inlaid with 32 diamonds, with a total weight of 96.34 carats, the diamonds of this necklace have super high transparency and quality, so wearing this necklace undoubtedly makes the Queen Mother instantly become the most kind focus of the audience.
And the heart-shaped bag inlaid with diamonds in the hands of the Queen Mother also instantly attracted the attention of many little fairies, this is a valuable bag called One Thousand and One Nights, which is a good baby that Zheng Yu deliberately got rid of Li Ya's relationship.
"Wow, the Queen Mother's necklace and that bag, oh my God, it's so beautiful. ”
"Yes, that bag must not be cheap, ah~~ No, I really want that bag now, what should I do. ”
"Let your family buy it for you. ”
"Cut~ His virtue, do you look at him like a big money?"
A few people looked at a man in a Taoist uniform and drinking alcohol, and then several people laughed.
The Queen Mother walked straight into the VIP room in the spotlight.
With the entry of the Queen Mother, the worship meeting finally officially began.
"Distinguished guests, relatives and friends, welcome to this sacred hall" A magnetic voice resounded throughout the venue, "Today, with the blessing of the majority of good friends, we are extremely excited to come to participate in the worship meeting of Sun Wukong and Zheng Yu, let us invite the two to the stage."
With a burst of heart-warming music, Sun Wukong took Zheng Yu and flew directly to the DJ booth.
The moment the two came to the stage, the image of the two was expanded to hundreds of times in the form of 3D projection in front of everyone, only to see Sun Wukong smiling and saluting the Quartet, while Zheng Yu was very gentlemanly bowing to the Quartet, and the movement of the two formed a sharp contrast.
Tang Xuanzang sat on the chair leisurely below, next to him was Zhu Bajie, and behind him was Sha Wujing.
Sha Wujing smiled: "Master, look, how handsome the senior brother is. ”
Zhu Bajie snorted and said: "You can pull it down, just you shoot this monkey's ass every day, he is still a monkey no matter what he wears." ”
"I'll fight~" Tang Xuanzang directly gave Zhu Bajie a trick and grabbed Zhu Bajie's fat ** directly: "Don't insult your senior brother, you idiot." ”
Zhu Bajie was caught like this, the whole pig is not good, he wants to scream but he doesn't dare, if he screams at this time, Sun Wukong will definitely wedge him with a stick.
Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "Master, the second senior brother's face is green, you let it go." ”
Then, Tang Xuanzang finally let go of his hand.
"Hmph, if you dare to be presumptuous, next time you will catch the two together. ”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie hurriedly covered his chest with both hands.
"I said if you can stop a little, it's all a show. ”
A fat man holding a big gourd on the side was very dissatisfied with the three of them.
Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Han Zhongli, you talk so much nonsense, no matter how nonsense you are, believe it or not, I don't sell your spicy strips." ”
When Han Zhongli heard this, tears burst out of his eyes, and suddenly a long sword was directly on Zhu Bajie's neck.
I only heard the man with the sword say: "Tianpeng, if you dare to bully my brother again, believe it or not, Lu Dongbin chopped you up and fed you to the Roaring Heavenly Dog." ”
"Hehe, why is Brother Dongbin so serious, I'll just say casually, come on, give my brother a few packs of spicy strips. ”
As he spoke, the Eight Immortals instantly divided the big bag of spicy strips.
"You guys be quiet for me, or I'll kill you, I'm covering this one. ”
The appearance of Lei Gong made several people honest in an instant, Lei Gong is an old immortal, with high mana, and can patrol the heavenly court on the spot, and he still has some strength.
On the DJ stand, Sun Wukong was speaking happily.
"Thank you for participating, thank you very much for my grandson here, you can eat and drink well, eat and drink well, hahaha, I would like to invite my brother to say a few words. ”
Sun Wukong's words were very simple, but they were very real, and they were greeted with applause from everyone.
"Ladies and gentlemen, in the next Zheng Yu, a kid from the world, a chance let me have the honor to get acquainted with the Great Sage, one day, I was excited to have the honor to speak the first sentence with the Great Sage, to be honest, I was very happy at that time, I was so excited, I couldn't believe that I could talk to the idol in my heart, to be honest, I really thought it was a dream at that time, fortunately it was all true, and later I understood, I knew that the Great Sage was actually a person in the temperament, he also missed his hometown, missed his relatives, I went to his hometown instead of the Great Sage, took videos and photos, please see。 ”
Saying that, Zheng Yu pointed to the sky, and a video of Huaguo Mountain was playing in the sky, which was Zheng Yu took the time to go to Huaguo Mountain two days ago, and recorded a longer video, and the others also entered the Water Curtain Cave and saw the stone chair that Sun Wukong had made back then, as well as the flag of the Monkey King.
Everyone is from a background looking at the picture in the sky, to be honest, this is the first time in 10,000 years that the immortals have seen the real picture of the human world, all of them are grateful, and Sun Wukong is even more moved like a grandson.
After the video was played, Zheng Yu smiled and took out a flag from the ring, the flag of the Monkey King in the official video (this is what Zheng Yu bought back for three hundred oceans).
Seeing the flag, Sun Wukong couldn't bear the excitement in his heart, hugged Zheng Yu and cried.
Sun Wukong said excitedly: "Brother Zheng Yu, you are not only my brother, you are simply my benefactor, I have decided, I will teach you the seventy-two changes I have learned in my life." ”