Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Jade Emperor's Private Concert
Seventy-two changes, is it Sun Wukong's housekeeping skills? Learning these seventy-two changes is unimaginable for Zheng Yu.
As soon as these words came out, the audience boiled, Zheng Yu gave Sun Wukong a big surprise, and Sun Wukong gave him his housekeeping skills, which can be regarded as an equivalent exchange.
At this time, the majestic voice of the Jade Emperor came from the air again: "Everyone, let me enter the second item of this conference, the sorrel. ”
"Roar~~~"
Hmm~ All the spotlights all went off on the two on the stage.
The prayer ceremony was the most beautiful part of the meeting, and everyone stood up and got ready.
Zheng Yu looked at everyone's expressions of being ready to take advantage and felt that this matter was not so simple.
"Come brother, get down on your knees. ”
Sun Wukong pulled Zheng Yu and knelt on the ground.
"Huh, get on your knees?"
Zheng Yu was completely stunned, but he could only kneel on the ground with Sun Wukong.
The majestic voice of the Jade Emperor came: "Three bows and nine knocks, one worship the sky~~"
Zheng Yu followed the example of Sun Wukong and performed three bows and nine bows, and the two huge 3D projections also knelt down and bowed three times and nine bows.
Everyone in the audience explained, and the spring flowers on their faces were smiling from ear to ear.
Zheng Yu was helpless, this is obviously a rhythm that wants everyone to take advantage.
"Three bows, nine knocks, two bows~~"
Then, the two of them changed directions and bowed three times and nine times again.
"Three bows and nine knocks, heaven and earth live together~~"
The two faced each other and saluted again.
"Reesei~~"
"Good~~~~"
Zheng Yu suddenly felt that he wanted to scold, where is this worship, except for sending it to the cave room, it is no different from a husband and wife worshipping heaven and earth.
After the two saluted, they were directly sent off the stage by the Jade Emperor.
"This, that's it?"
Zheng Yu looked puzzled, and didn't understand at all whether the worship ceremony was completed?
"Yes, brother, we are brothers now, from today onwards, you will be my grandson's younger brother, no one in this heavenly realm will dare to touch you in the future, let's go, let's go down to eat and drink." ”
~~ No, eat and drink, is this so-called seven-day worship ceremony all about eating and drinking except for these few minutes?
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's move on to the third item of this conference, and let's get high together. ”
I saw that on the DJ stage, the Jade Emperor was wearing a Michael costume and a top hat slowly coming from the sky.
I don't know where the Jade Emperor took out a guitar, and then a rapid guitar sound filled the entire conference hall, and everyone's eyes surrendered to the Jade Emperor on the DJ booth.
The guitar stopped abruptly.
"Would you love me if I were a DJ?"
Hey, Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor on the stage in confusion.
"No... No way. ”
A familiar piece of music sounded.
If I were a DJ
It's a DJ
It's a DJ
It's a DJ
......
There is not a single day off in 365 days
Bring your monitoring headphones
Tonight's PA
ty I'm the biggest
I'm a midnight DJ
Feel my music
Happy times can't be wasted
If I were a DJ
Will you love me
Will you love me
Will you love me
......
With the Jade Emperor's low singing voice with electric music, it suddenly exploded the audience, countless flashing lights kept flashing, and all kinds of people on the dance floor below began to twist their bodies wildly, with the conversion of the music, the scene exploded even more, although the flashing lights, the people on the dance floor became even more crazy, a crazy head twisting his body, and even a few hot girl fairies took off their coats on the spot and shouted wildly.
The domineering dance of a figure in the crowd instantly attracted everyone's attention, and everyone gathered around this person and shouted wildly.
After a song, the figure's dancing posture also stopped under a handsome movement.
Zheng Yu fixed his eyes and saw that it was not Tang ~ Xuan ~ Zang.
"I didn't expect the master to be a dragon and phoenix among people. ”
Tang Xuanzang's dance made him successfully attract countless fans, and a group of little fans surrounded him and drank with him.
Tang Xuanzang glanced at Zheng Yu's side, raised his wine glass, and then walked away with the little fan girls.
"I'll go, this master can do it. ”
At this moment, a long music sounded, Zheng Yu looked back, and saw that the Jade Emperor had changed into a hip-hop costume at some point, with a headset emitting this colorful light on his head, humming something in his mouth, pressing his palm on the DJ player, the lights on the scene kept changing with the music, and the changes in the music were sometimes rapid and slow, sometimes enthusiastic and sometimes tactful, with an explosion.
“eve
ybody, ready, ONE, TOW, THERR, GO~~"
Click~
The flashing lights off accompanied by the rapid music once again made the atmosphere of the audience reach **.
"Oh oh oh ~~~"
The audience shouted in unison along with the music, and everyone's emotions also reached their peak.
In that scene, eight men and women danced to the beat of the music, and the eight-person dance posture can be described as extremely sharp, breaking dance, mechanical dance, lock dance, hip-hop dance various styles are integrated, and one of them is a lame man with a cane and dancing to the rhythm.
Zheng Yu fixed his eyes and looked at it, isn't this the Eight Immortals, this is really the Eight Immortals who have crossed the sea to show their magical powers.
The dance posture of the eight people can be described as seamless and very coherent.
At this moment, another figure rushed into it.
"Hey, my grandson is here~".
Zheng Yu looked back and saw that Sun Wukong was gone.
I saw a stick in his hand dancing, the stick was flexible and changeable, in the shouts of the surrounding people, Sun Wukong also came to two hollow heels, a sense of déjà vu at the beginning of Journey to the West surged into Zheng Yu's heart, he seemed to hear the sound of pedaling and waiting for the lights, and the lights and lights and other pedals.
Sun Wukong jumped to Zheng Yu's side and invited him to go over, but Zheng Yu hurriedly smiled and declined.
But where will everyone let go of today's protagonist, the Hundred Flowers Fairy rushed over with all the fairies and directly pulled Zheng Yu onto the dance floor.
Zheng Yu originally didn't know how to dance, but on this festive and peaceful day, even if he can't dance, he has to dance happily for a while, fortunately, Zheng Yu once learned a Michael Jackson dance.
Zheng Yu was just about to dance, and the music immediately turned into Beat It, followed by Zheng Yu actually dancing to the music, and everyone around them snapped their fingers while stepping on the drums.
Do
't You Eve
Come A
ou
d He
e
Do
't Wa
a See You
Face
You Bette
Disappea
The Fi
e's I
Thei
Eyes
A
d Thei
Wo
ds A
e Really Clea
So Beat It, Just Beat It
......
What was surprising was that the Jade Emperor's singing voice came from the stage, and Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor on the stage while dancing, but he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to sing English songs.
Immediately after, Zheng Yu's dance seemed to have become secondary, and the Jade Emperor's singing could attract the attention of the crowd below, and some people even hummed along with the Jade Emperor.
"Blow up Bilian, blow up Bilian, oh~~"
After a song, everyone was still unsatisfied.
"One more song~"
Who is not weaving in the crowd shouted loudly, followed by the crowd, and everyone shouted together, and then the song of the brush blew up the entire venue.
The Jade Emperor lived up to expectations and stretched out a gesture, and a low and magnetic voice sounded.
"Do you still want it?"
In an instant, the audience exploded again.
"I want it~~"
The neat voice resounded through the audience again.
"So good, a wolf disco for you. ”
Hey, wild wolf disco? Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor with confused eyes, it couldn't be the sky-skimming monkey.
Sure enough, the music that had brainwashed him really sounded.
I want to take you home
In that late-night bar, it doesn't matter if it's real or not
Please swing to your heart's content and forget about him
You are the most charming Karma, you know?
......
The whole action must be in line with me
Come to the left and draw a dragon with me
Draw a rainbow on your right (walk)
Come to the left and draw a rainbow with me
On your right, draw another dragon (don't stop)
Draw a picture of Aaron Kwok on your chest
Left and right, shaking their heads
The two index fingers are like two monkeys
Point to the shining ball of light
......
This moving beat sounded, and I saw that the Jade Emperor's left hand and right hand really drew a rainbow and a golden dragon, the dragon roared and devoured the rainbow, and then exploded in the air, forming a shining ball of light.
I saw everyone's hands pointing to the shining ball of light in the sky with the rhythm.
Zheng Yu always felt that all this was really strange, this seemed to be the Jade Emperor's preparation, whether it was the arrangement of this singing or the dress of the waiters, or the infinite suit of the Jade Emperor, Zheng Yu felt that all this seemed to be prepared by the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor seemed to have decided to turn this so-called worship meeting into his private concert.