Chapter 6: Infernal Hell
At this point, all the students in the class watched in amazement at the two and two goods scolding each other. As for Sun Xiaonian, we have known each other for a long time anyway, and now Sun Xiaonian is not as afraid of Zhen Qingchun as before, and he has been chasing Zhen Qingchun on the way to school and asking non-stop - "What do ghosts look like? Will everyone become ghosts after death? What do ghosts eat? Will ghosts be hungry? What are ghosts most afraid of?"
But Zhen Qingchun was also very patient to explain to Sun Xiaonian, and I didn't have that interest.
"Ahem... Zhen Qingchun, please don't get excited. And the bald classmate, please introduce yourself. Sun Xiaonian looked embarrassed. It is estimated that she did not expect that Zhen Qingchun and Huiyuan would be mortal enemies, and they were still in this class or class time. As a classroom teacher, she also has to maintain the discipline of the classroom, otherwise these students will not have to tear down the classroom in the future.
"Well, hello everyone, my name is Huiyuan. I'm sure when you hear my name and my hairstyle, and you wonder if I'm a monk? That's right, I'm a monk, Amitabha, and a monk who has compassion doesn't know anything like that. Hui Yuan said solemnly and solemnly. However, this kid is also very bad, and while saying that he is not familiar with Zhen Qingchun, he scolds Zhen Qingchun for being a fool, and he has no monk posture at all.
Zhen Qingchun was just about to stand up and reason with Huiyuan, I immediately pulled the corner of his clothes and immediately coaxed, I don't want to disturb Sun Xiaonian's classroom discipline, after all, people have just stepped on the podium on the first day, and they will inevitably feel a little nervous. And the two of them are my little brothers, she knows it, otherwise she will think that I deliberately let them fool around.
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Junhui, if you encounter any difficulties, you can ask me for help, I am very helpful. Zhang Junhui said with a courteous face, and after speaking, he didn't forget to glance at the surrounding classmates, and finally stopped his eyes on Sun Xiaonian.
"Hello everyone, my name is Four-Eyed Boy, ah, no, it's Chen Jie, my friends, they all like to call me Four-Eyed Boy, and everyone can also call me Four-Eyed Boy. Hey, hey, hey..."
"Hello everyone, my name is ......"
"Jingle Bell..."
That's the end of the class, everyone got to know themselves, anyway, who else do I know besides these two goods? And Zhang Junhui I paid special attention to it, after all, he is also a cultivator.
At the end of a class, it was time for lunch, and as soon as the three of us walked out of the classroom, Sun Xiaonian shouted from behind, "Third brother, wait for me, third brother..."
Okay, now it's over. Can't this little girl bear it? The classmates are all around, mainly watching the number one beauty in Jiangnan. Now I can't wash myself by jumping into the Yellow River, and everyone hears her call me "third brother". I have heard many boys complain in the back that I have abducted the number one beauty in Jiangnan, and say that they will block me at the school gate after school in order to save their goddess from persecution by lewd elements.
"Alas, a flower was planted in the cow dung, and the good cabbage was arched by the pig. Huiyuan, the stinky boy, sighed on the side.
"Plug-you are big, plug in, recite your scriptures well, are you bald donkey worried about all this red dust?"
What is this dead monk worried about all day long? If you don't recite the scriptures well, you will be blind and beep all day long. Forget it, don't worry about him, let's see what Sun Xiaonian is looking for me.
"Xiao Nian, you can't be in such a hurry because you want to invite me to dinner, right?" I smiled evilly.
"Yes, third brother, how do you know? I know that there is a particularly delicious small restaurant in the school snack street, and Master Huiyuan, who has vegan dishes in it, doesn't have to mind. Sun Xiaonian said happily.
Feelings: I'm a blind cat and a dead mouse, haha...
"Amitabha, Lord Sun will definitely bless Lord Sun with great fortune if he spends so much money. "Fuck-groove, Huiyuan's two goods can really make up everything in order to eat, and it's shameless enough.
"Cut, a dead bald donkey has never seen a shameless one like you. I'm still lucky to eat chicken tonight!" Zhen Qingchun looked disgusted next to him, and his feelings were on the pole. Zhen Qingchun also knows it in his heart, why do you say it to dismantle Huiyuan's platform, it's true! But I just like the way the two of them quarrel, so I'm much more comfortable, who made Huiyuan, a stinky boy, look handsome, and there were a lot of girls around him.
"Okay, okay, Brother Innocent, Master Huiyuan, don't make any noise, let's go quickly, otherwise we will be late in a while, and there will be no place, and we will have to wait for a long time." Sun Xiaonian persuaded on the side, it seems that this little gluttonous cat is hungry and in such a hurry.
"Let's go, don't eat if you two quarrel again. I smiled evilly, and although I said so, I was not slow to work on my feet, so I slipped away first. Otherwise, there is really no place to wait for a while, the only place I remember in the University is the small restaurant that Sun Xiaonian said, although the store is very small, but there are many people, and it will be a long time to go late.
It seems that we arrived relatively early, and there are not many people, and a few of us can just sit down.
"Third brother, what do you want to eat? Today I have a treat, you can order your favorite food you like, you're welcome. Sun Xiaonian said eagerly, it seems that she can't wait.
"Welcome! Four students, you can order what you want to eat and what you want to drink, just tick the box at the end of the menu, this is the menu. The waiter said politely.
"Hmm... I want dry fragrant Ruyi fungus, enoki mushrooms mixed with shredded green peppers, barbecue bean skin vegetable rolls, boiled tofu... Well, no, by the way, you can't put coriander, shallots, garlic, and leeks in these dishes, and you have to fry them in rapeseed oil, thank you, beauty!"
", you have to eat so much by yourself on a dead bald donkey? Aren't you supposed to call other people's female donors, so arrogant and so easy to call other people's beauties?" Zhen Qingchun looked disdainful again.
"You two don't give me nonsense, you have to pull it outside. I glared at him twice, or I guess they would have scared the guests away, and the boss would have hated me to death!
"I want garlic grilled chicken wings, steamed flat fish, teriyaki chicken thighs..."The three of us said nonsense, and ordered eight dishes in one go, all of which were meat, poor Huiyuan, and could only watch us eat meat.
"Amitabha, Amitabha, sins and sins! I hope that in this life your body will forgive you for the mistakes you made in your previous life. Hui Yuan was talking nonsense with his hands folded and his eyes closed, and he didn't know if he was sincere. But the classmates who were eating next to him were stunned?
"Is it really a real monk or a fake monk?" a tall male classmate next to him was surprised.
"Eat your food obediently, and throw you out at the beep believe it or not. Zhen Qingchun glared at what the classmate said, but that look was still quite scary at the time, and the classmate was so frightened that he didn't dare to eat and run away after settling the account. I really didn't expect that although Zhen Qingchun had never gotten along with Huiyuan, he was quite protective of his calves at a critical time.
"Alright, alright, let's eat, it's going to be cold in a while. Sun Xiaonian persuaded on the side.
In less than 20 minutes, the table was in a mess, "Uh... It's so full" Sun Xiaonian touched her flat lower abdomen and said, I really don't know where she ran after eating so much, her lower abdomen is still as flat as before she didn't eat.
After we settled the accounts, Zhen Qingchun still held a chicken leg in his hand and asked me if I would eat it, I would not have been starved to death in my previous life, right? But think about it, I must have been starved to death by my master-father, I have never seen my master-father cook since I can remember, when I was a child, he took me everywhere to cheat and cheat, and when I grew up, I asked me to learn to cook by myself. Master-master is really hateful, Zhen Qingchun must have been starved to death by my master-master, well, yes, it must be like this.
Originally, Sun Xiaonian was going to settle the bill, but how could the three of us men let a girl settle the bill, this is a matter of men's dignity, of course, it's just that I don't include the two two goods, and the dignity of the two of them doesn't know that they fell into that footbath.
"Okay, the sun is about to set, Sun Meinu will go back after eating, we won't send you back, we still have something to deal with." "I ordered Sun Xiaonian to be evicted.
"Slightly... Okay, I'll go back first, third brother should pay attention to safety and don't run away," Sun Xiaonian said after making a grimace at me.
This little girl has been getting more and more naughty lately, and she doesn't forget to tease me now.
Of course, what I said is really something, and it is what my master and father explained before, telling me to meet with someone from the Spiritual Bureau in Jiangnan. I can't take Sun Xiaonian with me in this matter, after all, he is just an ordinary person, and he is not suitable for the things we are exposed to, so it is not good for her.
"Alright, you two don't make a fuss, it's time to get down to business, let's go. With that, I led them towards the school building.
That's right, the place where we are going to meet is on the roof of the school building, where there is an enchantment specially set up by the people of the Paranormal Bureau. The purpose is to ensure that people like us hand over tasks so that ordinary people don't bump into them, which is not good for them. In fact, there are one or two people in every school who have a dual identity, one side is a student or a teacher or another school person, and the other side is the identity of a practitioner.
The purpose of their existence is to protect the safety of the students and teachers in the school, after all, most schools are built on mass graves, although the vitality of the students can suppress the resentment of those ghosts, but there will inevitably be exceptions. The state also arranges such people to be on duty here to protect the safety of students, after all, students are the flowers of the motherland!
"The five elements of yin and yang listen to my orders, Qimen Dunjia opens!" I recited a spell on the side.
The barrier opened, and the three of us walked inside, and it was as modern as an office. This is a middle-aged man on the desk, and the one next to him is Zhang Junhui.
I had already guessed that one of them must be Zhang Junhui, but Zhang Junhui didn't expect that I was actually a cultivator who was told by their supernatural bureau to greet a good person. His eyes widened so wide that he could fit an egg in his mouth.
"Hahaha, there is a loss of distance and a loss of distance! I didn't expect that this time it would be Du Tianshi, the apprentice of Yan's seniors, and Master Huiyuan, the apprentice of Master Yideng, who came to cooperate with our Spiritual Bureau. I didn't expect Du Tianshi to have this kind of cultivation at a young age, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves! Hello Du Tianshi, my name is Li Tianlong. Li Tianlong said happily, making it like two old friends meeting.
As for why they are so respectful to me, it is because I am the peak of the Heavenly Master Realm, and he is only the Seventh Heavenly Master, after all, the cultivation realm speaks with fists.
My master-father told me that the Huaxia Correction Realm is also called the Minor Cultivation Realm, and entering the peak of the Holy Realm is the highest realm, because the Huaxia Spiritual Qi is too thin. In the Huaxia realm, it is divided into five realms: Qi training, body forging, grandmaster, heavenly master, and unity. Kunlun Xu, on the other hand, is different, people are born as heavenly masters. I asked him what realms Kunlun Xuan had and he didn't tell me, saying that it was useless to tell me.
"Okay, Li Tianshi, I dare to have time, you can tell me the content of this mission directly!" I naturally have to call someone a Heavenly Master, otherwise it will seem that I am rude.
"Yes, I don't know exactly what this mission is about, I only know one thing about Infernal Hell. Please don't blame Du Tianshi, after all, the rules of our Spiritual Bureau are like this, this mission is an S-level mission, and people like us can't reach it. At twelve o'clock in the evening, Senior Xiao from the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau will inform us that he will carry out this mission with us at that time" Li Tianlong smiled with a smile on his face, for fear that I would blame him.
"Infernal Hell is interesting!" Zhen Qingchun thought thoughtfully.
"Amitabha, sin! sin!" Hui Yuan said expressionlessly, it seems that only I don't know about this Infernal Hell.