Chapter 5 He's My Big Brother
I don't know if Zhen Qingchun can adapt to modern life, but it should be okay, after all, he was the old man of his master and father before, although I don't know if it's true. Forget it, let's go to the classroom to report first, I haven't been there for a long time.
"Huiyuan, lead the way!" I said, patting Huiyuan on the shoulder.
"Why did I bring it? Why didn't you bring it to my innocent brother? And you won't go by yourself?" said Hui Yuan with a puzzled expression.
"You're a fool, you're innocent, you haven't been to school, how can you take it? I've been to school for a long time. "I blushed.
It's not nonsense, if I knew how to go, I'd have to let him take it. Besides, now that I have changed classrooms in my senior year, I have forgotten my previous classroom, how to get to the new classroom? I have to ask for directions to go to the toilet, how do I know how to get to the classroom.
As soon as I walked to the door of the classroom, I heard a group of boys talking around and gossiping.
"Hey, do you know? Sun Xiao, the first beauty in Jiangnan, has been teaching at our Normal University for a long time. If only I could soak in the goddess, even if I were to die now, I would be willing. Four-eyed boy fantasized and drooled all over the ground.
"Don't think about it, because you're short and small. As for me, it's different, hey, hey... If I were to fight my granddaughter-God for three hours, I would be willing to die suddenly on her belly. And do you know a fart, you also call it gossip? I can tell you exactly, Sun Meinu not only came to teach at the Normal University, but also our class!" A thin and tall boy next to him was so obscene, and at first glance, he saw that there were too many planes, so he was so thin.
"Hmph, it's best to come to our class, even if you don't come to me, Zhang Junhui is determined to win, don't forget that I am the master of the sister, there is no girl who Zhang can't push. And a few of you have long eyes, I don't care about other girls, but Sun Xiaonian has nothing to do with you, don't blame me for not saying my methods, you know. Leaning on the table with slanted feet, the little white face said confidently, yes, it's a little white face, hum, I don't accept anyone who looks more handsome than me.
"But Sun Xiaonian is the daughter of the Sun Group, why did she come to our Normal University to teach? Also, I heard that the Sun Group was about to face bankruptcy before, and the stock had fallen again and again, but it suddenly skyrocketed overnight, and Xinyue Plaza, which had been suspended for a long time, suddenly started construction this morning. There is also Jiangnan Lin Group's father and son who didn't succeed in proposing marriage when they went to propose marriage yesterday, you want to say that the success may be because of the support of the Lin Group, but it didn't succeed?"
"I-grass, four-eyed boy, how did you know that you had dug up such exciting news?" asked the skinny boy in surprise.
Four-eyed boy pushed his glasses and said, "Don't forget, my dad is Lin Zhihao's royal driver, these are what my dad saw with his own eyes." Four-Eyed said proudly.
Although I don't know that I am very upset to hear them talk like this, I don't bother to pay attention to them, because I was forced by my master to come to class, and I don't know who my classmates are except Huiyuan. Except, of course, female classmates, but every time I go back to school, I look confused, because I don't know any of them anymore, and I have to pay attention again.
"Thirteen, are they your rivals? You just put up with it, are you tolerable or unbearable?"
", you dead bald donkey, why don't you recite the sutras to care about such trivial matters? And this is your posture as a master of the Buddha realm? Don't you want me to go up and have a fight with them? You have lost all the compassion of the monks. I jumped up and patted Huiyuan on the head and said.
"No, she's not my girlfriend, I'm excited, it's my business if people bubble or not!"
"Idle people get out of the way quickly, these tables have been packed by my third brother, get out!" Zhen Qingchun said as he ran to the boys and pointed his nose.
"-tween, who the hell are you? Do you know who my eldest brother is? I will scare you to death if I say it!" The thin boy suddenly became angry, who dared to talk to them like this in the teacher's university.
Zhang Junhui leaned on the table and watched Zhen Qingchun jump up and down. Well, that's right, with Zhen Qingchun's lewd face, it's like a monkey jumping up and down at the zoo pointing at visitors.
The skinny classmate is called Hu Jun, his father is a bar, and he has been a ruffian since he was a child, although he looks thin and has no strength, but he doesn't lose to anyone in a fight. He clenched his fists and was about to make a move, when Zhang Junhui suddenly glared at the boss, pulled Hu Jun and said, "Don't be angry, this classmate, you are new here, right? Well, since these tables are your favorites, we as old classmates are naturally giving each other, so we should make friends, after all, there is an old saying that if you don't fight, you won't know each other. ”
Zhen Qingchun is in the circle again, shouldn't this thing fight with himself? Why did the style of painting change all of a sudden, was it because I was shocked by my handsomeness?
It's just that Zhen Qingchun didn't know that he was locked by a force at the moment he was about to make a move, as long as Zhen Qingchun's fist moved forward, he could immediately abolish Zhen Qingchun;
If he were an ordinary person, it would be fine, but he wasn't. He also belongs to cultivators, even if he gets into a supernatural situation, that's it. After all, it doesn't matter if cultivators fight and kill the supernatural situation, as long as you don't shoot at ordinary people, although his father has a little say in the supernatural bureau, but if people are not afraid of him, his father will kill him directly, and he will be the unlucky one at that time.
He knew how ruthless it was for cultivators to shoot at each other—to put people to death! Moreover, it had been explained that there were cultivators coming to the Guru recently, and if he met him, he would not offend him, and then the entire supernatural bureau would not be able to afford to offend.
Generally, practitioners in China are divided into three types of people, one is the supernatural bureau - It is equivalent to the relevant departments of the state to deal with special cases and tasks in Huaxia, as well as to maintain the contradictions between cultivators and ordinary people, that is, practitioners are not allowed to do anything to ordinary people, and they generally have professional titles between them; there is also a sect, they have their own sect inheritance, assist the supernatural bureau to maintain social order, they will have the title of Daomen; the last is casual cultivation, they don't care about everything in Huaxia, except for the evil demons and monsters that endanger the safety of Huaxia, they are generally called cultivators, and there is no special title. The most important thing is that this kind of person must not offend them, and it is enough for one person to single-handedly challenge any Huaxia Dao Sect and Spiritual Bureau.
So when Zhang Junhui knew that it was me who did it, he knew that I was also a cultivator, and it was very likely that I was the person who could not be offended. And he also bet on the right that I am the one who cannot be offended by the above, and it seems that he is lucky. If he dares to make a move, I will definitely abolish him, and as for whether he can get around his life, it depends on his performance. From his conversation, I naturally know that there are a lot of ignorant girls he has harmed, and he also wants to harm Sun Xiaonian, he has eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall!
The surrounding classmates, both men and women, were stunned, they had never seen Zhang Junhui cowardly. There used to be a boy who didn't have long eyes because his girlfriend was green, so he went to Zhang Junhui to settle accounts, but his girlfriend didn't say in front of him, "Even if you are a ghost, you also want to eat swan meat, I am already Zhang Shao's person, how far can I go!" The man was angry but wanted to do something to Zhang Junhui, but he was abolished by Zhang Junhui on the spot, and he was cold in this life. It's pitiful to think about, is it worth betting on your little brother for such a girl?
I don't know who the boy suddenly shouted, "The goddess is here, everyone hurry up!
This matter was overturned, and everyone's attention was attracted to the granddaughter-God. Of course, I'm no exception, and I want to see what this granddaughter-God class looks like!
As soon as Sun Xiaonian walked in with a lot of information, he saw the three of us wonderful trio, and then he was surprised, "Three... Ahem, ahem... Hello students!"
"We love you!"
"Ahem, ahem... Hello students, it's okay for everyone to call me Teacher Sun, I don't dare to be a goddess. By the way, I don't know your names yet. Let's introduce ourselves! The boy next to the trash can in the corner is not obscene, and the one who looks normal is you, so let's start with you, so that the teacher and classmates can get to know each other. Sun Xiaonian said with a look of eagerness.
It's okay if she doesn't say it, as soon as she says it, everyone knows Zhen Qingchun, a lewd man, and Huiyuan, a bald donkey... It seems that this little goblin doesn't clean up, and she won't break the sky.
In her opinion, being a teacher is still quite fun, and she must have called me on purpose, to say who can know me in this class, except for the two Hanhan next to her, she knows me best, just now the "third brother" almost called out, if called out, it is probably the biggest stain in her life! I can't help but laugh when I think of this.
"Okay, don't giggle, tell me to introduce yourself. "This little girl is getting more and more skinny.
"Hello everyone, my name is Du Thirteen, you can call me Thirteen or Du Thirteen. "I was serious.
At the same time, after scanning the classroom, most of the people did not react, and deliberately glanced at Hu Jun and Zhang Junhui - Hu Jun was completely stunned, it seems that he has been with Zhang Junhui for so long and knows who can and cannot offend. As for this Zhang Junhui, although he didn't show anything on his face, I knew that he was really pressing a fire in his heart, and it seemed that no one had ever embarrassed him so much.
And I also know that he will have to ask his father later what kind of person I am and if he can solve it. Looks like I'm going to have to teach this a lesson! He doesn't know how high the sky is, and he wants to get revenge on me!
Okay, I've introduced and played, I don't know what will happen when Zhen Qingchun introduces me. As for Huiyuan, he is a good student, except for his master-father's major arrangements, he never misses class. I don't understand why he is a monk who doesn't recite the scriptures well and comes to school, so he comes by himself, and my master and father immediately dragged me here as soon as he heard it.
Now that I think about it, it's all my fault for Huiyuan, he must have come to school because there were many ignorant girls in the school and they were easy to deceive, and he was born with a little white face and a good woman. I don't know how many people are chasing him, but it seems that the next time I see his master, I will have to hand him a small notebook, and I will remember it all.
Just as I was on the side, an evil voice sounded from beside me: "Hello beauties, my name is Zhen Qingchun, Zhen Qilu is Zhen." It means to select and hire outstanding talents, and I am that excellent talent, if all the beauties here are interested, we can discuss life under the flower before the moon, hey, hey... And I'm really innocent, and the one I just spoke to is my eldest brother, although I call him the third brother, but it's really my eldest brother, and even this bald donkey is my eldest brother's little brother. ”
"Dead sissy, dead eunuch, you are a bald donkey, your whole family is a bald donkey. If you are really innocent, if you are there no evil person in this world, the Buddha said!" Huiyuan jumped up and shouted.
It seems that I am the only one in this world who can make him a bald donkey not angry, I always thought that he was a profound Dharma and did not care about worldly opinions, but it turned out that I was wrong.
and Zhen Qingchun, he will die if he doesn't speak, now the whole class knows that I am the eldest brother of this lewd man, and the whole school will know about it soon... I really want to slap him to death!