The superman system said in a cute voice: "Yes, you can shorten the coma time by watching commercials, and you can reduce the coma time by one hour for each advertisement~~"

Watching advertisements can shorten the coma time, and there is actually this wave of operations!!

If you do the math carefully, you can wake up an hour in advance by watching an advertisement, so wouldn't you be able to wake up by watching 13 ads in a row, this is okay!

"What an advertisement, hurry up. ”

"Okay, that's going to be an ad for you. ”

In the darkness of the world, a large screen appears out of thin air, and advertisements scroll across the screen.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is enrolled! The school lasts for seven years, and the tuition fee is only 9998 a year! This is a school full of magic..."

The first advertisement stunned Ling Hushuo.

"Is there really a Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?! No, the plaque says Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Hogwarts, Hogwarts?

After a long introduction to the campus, a row of young ladies dressed in witch costumes borrowed brooms or hats and posed in various poses.

"We are waiting for you at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we look forward to meeting your heart~~"

Ling Hushuo, who was unconscious on the hospital bed, had a nosebleed, which startled the nurse who took care of him.

"Where is this school, I want to sign up!" Ling Hushuo shouted enthusiastically.

Superman System: "Host confirmation registration? I can help you operate it with one click." ”

Ling Hushuo saw that the system was serious, and immediately said: "No, no, no, I'm just talking, this advertisement is over, right?"

Superman System: "Yes, your coma is reduced by one hour, and the next ad is about to play for you." ”

It was easily shortened by an hour, and Hu Shuo said happily in his heart: That's it? This is too simple, at this speed, it will take ten minutes at most to "resurrect"!

The second ad: "Do you want to be a bad guy? Do you want to be a bad guy for 10,000 years?"

Ling Hushuo's face was black: "Do you think I want to?"

Advertisement: "If you want to be a different badass then come to our badass group, base salary plus high commission to make your efforts not in vain, clown teacher online tutoring, help you become the new boss of Gotham!"

"Gotham... Boss..."

Ling Hushuo raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart, is it the Gotham City with simple folk customs?

The advertisements were put down one after another, so that Hu Shuo gradually found that he was naïve, and it was most acceptable to put it in front, and then ranked down one by one according to the degree of anti-humanity, and when it was put in the fifth advertisement, it was completely the home of alien creatures.

When you see an advertisement on your phone that you don't want to see, you can choose to turn off the sound and watch something else for a while, but these advertisements seem to be stuffed into Ling Hushuo's head, and the sound and picture can't be avoided even if it's disgusting!

Mental torture is far more terrifying than physical torture, and when Ling Hushuo saw the seventh advertisement, he would rather go to the dog leash than watch it any more.

"Stop, stop, I don't want to look any more!"

Superman System: "Don't you want to wake up soon, host?"

Ling Hushuo tried to ease down for a while before continuing: "Isn't there an advertisement like the first one?

Superman System: "We're sorry, but our ads are fully run and there is no racial distinction. ”

Ling Hushuo was speechless and thought of something, and immediately asked: "Advertising? It's already too much to have in-app purchases, and now it's still interspersed with advertisements, you guys are a pirated garbage system, right?"

Superman System: "I don't understand what you say, please tip if you are satisfied with my service." ”

Tactical Fool......

Ling Hushuo remembered that the businessman said that if there is any problem with the system, he can call the customer service number at any time, so he immediately said: "You answer the online customer service for me! I want to report the problem, your system is absolutely poisoned!"

Superman's tone was obviously a little unhappy: "I don't know the customer service number, you can..."

Ling Hushuo expected this hand, and said first: "7425088! I remember, connect quickly, I want to report the problem!"

"Okay, that's going to get you covered..."

Superman reluctantly dialed the customer service number, and after a short wait for a while, there was a faint sound of electricity.

"Telephone communication has been established, so you can say whatever you want. ”

"What's your attitude?

Before he finished speaking, the voice of the customer service appeared.

"No. 001 customer service is online for you, dear ~ May I ask if there is anything I can do to help you?"

Heartwarming girly voice......

Ling Hushuo, who was unconscious on the hospital bed, once again shed a line of nosebleeds, and the nurse who took care of him had many question marks.

"Ahem... I want feedback, there are too many spam ads in the system, you can help me see if the system is poisoned. ”

"Okay, I'll help you find out. ”

A long, long time later...

There was no news from the customer service side like a stone sinking into the sea, so Hu Shuo couldn't wait to ask, "How is it, is the investigation finished?"

Customer service goes online in seconds: "Pro~ has been checked for you, there is no problem with our system~"

At this time, the superman system proudly raised its little head.

Ling Hushuo frowned and said: "But there are really advertisements and in-app purchases, and they bounce up and down!"

Customer service: "Dear, your system will have some ads and in-app purchases, if you don't want to see that you can buy our VIP membership, members can not only avoid harassment, but also upgrade discounts!"

Ling Hushuo tried to ask: "How much is the VIP." ”

Customer service: "As long as it is 999998, it is especially in line with the temperament of the boss!"

Ling Hushuo was choked and said secretly: Isn't it fragrant that I want to have so much money to go back to my hometown to buy a house, and I will still be here with you?

"No... No, I suddenly thought it would be nice to have more ads to enrich the interface. ”

"Yes, dear ~ No. 001 customer service is over for you, please give a good review~"

Ling Hushuo stiffened his face and pressed the "thumbs up" to give a good review, and returned to the long and boring wait again.

After two hours, Ling Hushuo's patience was exhausted, and he suddenly had the idea of challenging the advertisement again.

"Ahem... Are you there?"

"What's the matter with me?"

With the incident of losing the complaint just now, the attitude of the system towards Ling Hushuo was a lot more arrogant.

"Uh... Can I watch more commercials to reduce the time I was unconscious?"

"The enemy advances and I retreat", which made Hu Shuo humble all of a sudden.

Superman snorted in a high tone: "Do you want to watch commercials again?" Okay, you can watch it if you want, watch a commercial to shorten the 30-minute coma time." ”

Ling Hushuo's eyes widened: "Isn't it? Isn't it reduced by an hour just by watching an advertisement?" ”

Superman System: "Hehehe, now you want to reduce it by an hour? That kind of good thing is gone! Just reduce it by half an hour, like to watch it or not!"

Ling Hushuo really doesn't understand what a system is angry about, think about his temper can endure it?

"Look!

Ling Hushuo successfully explained what it means to do the most spineless thing with the most horizontal tone.

"Just look at it, what do you shout. ”

The superman system almost thought that Ling Hushuo was going to run beyond the space to hit it, so he secretly pinched a cold sweat and then put up an advertisement.

Ling Hushuo went to watch the advertisement with a "mortal heart", but he didn't expect that this advertisement was far more acceptable than his psychology.

Advertisement: "Cosmic Heavy Equipment is looking for franchisees! The existing stellar destruction cannon and small black hole maker are on sale, and you only need to join to..."

Ling Hu Shuo looked at the big screen with a confused look: "Stellar Destruction Cannon, can one shot destroy a star?"

It is the main task of the system to make money from Ling Hushuo by all means, and as soon as he sees that there is an opportunity to make money, phew, it is an opportunity to make money, and the system immediately lowers his temper.

"Does the host need to buy it on behalf of the host? Stellar Destruction Cannon, right, it's guaranteed to be in place with one click!"

(End of chapter)