"Isn't this an alien weapon, it can be put in place with one click from a distance of several light years???"

"Only you can't think of it, I can't do it without me, the host is interested in placing an order." ”

Ling Hu Shuo really wanted to see what a weapon that could destroy a star looked like with a single shot, but he was too shy to have 2333 in his pocket.

The superman system penetrated Ling Hushuo's thoughts, and immediately said: "This stellar destruction cannon supports customization, they will customize a stellar destruction cannon according to the amount paid by the host, a hundred can be made, and you can also engrave words on it~"

You can also engrave ......

Ling Hushuo was taken aback, and said in his heart: I must also make a cheer for this professional energy!

"If you start with a hundred, then I'll order a hundred yuan! It will be engraved on it for me to be the most beautiful man in the universe. ”

"Okay, I'll place an order for you. ”

Less than two seconds after the words fell, an order number appeared in front of Ling Hushuo's eyes.

Superman system: "The automatic deduction is successful!This is your order number, your customized stellar destruction cannon is already on the way, and it will arrive within three days~"

The arrival of the goods across the planet in three days is terrifying, this is Shunguang Express, right? The speed of the wind is too late 23333.

Ling Hushuo looked forward to the moment when the goods arrived and unpacked, and continued to watch the advertisement.

watched three advertisements in a row, and the content of the advertisements was out of the acceptable range of Linghushuo.

"No, no, no, here it is. Ling Hushuo eased his mind, "How long will it take for me to wake up." ”

Superman's system accurately tells the time: "1 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds." ”

There was still about an hour and a half left, and it was only time to watch a movie, so Ling Hushuo decided not to watch commercials anymore, so he slowly spent the rest of his time.

After a pause, Ling Hushuo thought of the changes before and after the advertising content, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, is this advertising content more unacceptable the longer you watch it?"

Superman system: "Normally, as the host watches the advertisement, the advertising content will also make the host feel uncomfortable, but as long as the host stops watching the advertisement for a period of time, the degree of discomfort caused by the advertising content to the host will gradually decrease. ”

Ling Hushuo slowly smoothed it out and understood, probably like boiling a pot of water, how long you watch the advertisement is how long the water is heated, the longer the heating time, the higher the temperature of the water, that is, the unacceptability of the advertising content gradually increases, and once you stop heating, the water temperature will slowly drop.

In this way, if you grasp the law of the rise and fall of the "water temperature" at the beginning, you can comfortably shorten the coma time.

Ling Hushuo had a thought, and immediately asked: "Hey, what's the use of watching ads if I'm not unconscious?"

Superman System: "Of course, the host can get vouchers by watching ads, and the vouchers obtained can be used in full to level up, or they can be offset when buying and renting items. ”

Such a good thing that can be prostituted for nothing makes Hu Shuo actually know! You can upgrade without spending money just by using vouchers, say it earlier!

Ling Hushuo felt that he didn't know too much about this system, so he hurried to understand the system comprehensively and carefully in the rest of his coma.

In the process of understanding, Linghushuo found a lot of "treasures" that were wrong in the past few days! For example, every day to check in, today's first sign-in Linghushuo got 50EXP (experience points) and 500 yuan vouchers!

At the moment when he saw the 500 yuan voucher, he couldn't close his mouth happily, and sure enough, white prostitution made people happy~~

Some people are happy and some are worried, and the nurse who cares for Ling Hushuo is distressed that he has no moment to stop in the face of "frequent convulsions".

The coma time soon came to an end, and as the last second turned to zero, Ling Hushuo opened his eyes on time.

At this moment, Ling Hushuo seemed to feel that Sun Wukong had been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, and suddenly became free.

"My grandson is out!hahahahaha-" Ling Hushuo sat up and laughed maniacally.

The nurse next to her looked confused: I made a mistake? Is this a psychiatric department?

Ling Hushuo smiled and smiled inadvertently and turned his head to see the nurse: "Hahahaha... Ha... Well, hello nurse sister. ”

The old face is not guaranteed, and the embarrassing batch of 2333.

The nurse smiled and waved her hand: "You... Hello, are you feeling any discomfort right now?"

Ling Hushuo tried to move, and there was a feeling that he couldn't explain clearly, as if the robot was rusty, and he didn't move so flexibly.

"Hmm... I'll go down to the ground and take a walk. ”

It may also be that you have been lying down for too long and lack of activity.

Ling Hushuo was about to turn over and fall to the ground, but the nurse hurriedly stopped Ling Hushuo.

"Hey, you can't move until you do further testing, you lie down first, I'll contact your friend. ”

"Friends?"

Ling Hushuo only thought of a question at this time, who sent him to the hospital, could it be Xiao Wu?

The nurse should know, but when Ling Hushuo thought of this, the nurse had already walked out of the ward.

I can only wait for the nurse to come back, so now I have to listen to the nurse's sister and lie in bed honestly?

"Who will listen~"

Ling Hu Shuo pouted, confidently jumped down from the hospital bed, and then the two feet seemed to have some differences, one foot up and the other foot stood by, as a result... Well, it's a simple little show of splitting that I haven't practiced for twenty-seven years.

What do you say, Ling Hushuo is not only twenty-six today, where did he come from twenty-seven years? This... That's right, I haven't practiced this technique since I was in my mother's womb, and today is purely my debut!

One on the ground and one leg on the bed, Ling Hushuo suspended in the middle......

At this time, Ling Hushuo really wanted to be strong and not cry, but the tears couldn't stop flowing.

"Ahh Ah, come on, people, hurry..."

The nurse hurriedly ran back to the room when she heard the cry for help, and when she entered the room, she saw Ling Hushuo suddenly playing with a split, which was really a question mark.

"Are you making a joke?"

Ling Hushuo looked at the nurse with tears in his eyes: "What kind of video to shoot, I'm stretching my muscles, hurry... Come and help me. ”

The nurse rolled her eyes, secretly picked up her mobile phone and took a photo before rushing to help Ling Hushuo. (If you don't shoot me~)

"I'll help you, you slow down..."

After tossing for a while, Ling Hu Shuo returned to bed with his whole body, and his legs still hurt.

The nurse estimated the injury and said, "I don't think you have practiced before, and suddenly you stretch it like this, I'm afraid it's going to strain your ligaments." ”

Ling Hushuo clutched the painful place tightly and asked, "Sister nurse, I won't be paralyzed, right?" I feel that my two legs are no longer mine, can you ask an expert to identify them?"

The nurse said calmly: "No, it will get better after a period of rest, I'll go and talk to the attending physician, you can rest by yourself first." ”

Ling Hushuo could only choose to trust the nurse, praying that nothing would happen.

The nurse walked out of the room calmly, and... Crazy ran to the nurse's station and strongly asked to change the patient! The heart said: NC is contagious, I don't want to stay with this fool anymore!

(End of chapter)

Ps: For example, Linghu's NC behavior is an accident, please don't imitate ~~