The joke Luo Li just told was actually very funny, by no means as unbearable as Xu Yangfan said, my sister-in-law said so, of course he had to cooperate, and when he heard Luo Li still want to speak, all the classmates quieted down, Luo Li has always given his classmates a very mysterious feeling, many classmates dare not get close to him, this product in Fengyuan High School is not blowing out, it is really played, the nickname of 'Big Demon King' is not given in vain.

Seeing that the classmates were all looking over, Luo Li said neatly: "It is said that there was a hunter hunting, and when he saw two birds in the tree, he raised his gun and beat down the next one, and when the bird fell, he found that the bird had no hair, and he wondered, how can a good bird have no hair?"

The goods paused, looked at Xu Yangfan with a smile and asked, "Senior class leader, do you know why?"

"Why?" Xu Yangfan looked curious, very strange about Luo Li's joke, Luo Li looked at the other classmates: "Do you know why?"

The classmates speculated, but they were all blind guesses, and none of them could guess correctly, Xu Yangfan said: "Luo Li, let you tell jokes, it's not a riddle, tell it quickly!"

Luo Li smiled and continued to speak: "Just when the hunter was wondering, another bird flew down from the tree, and it pointed at the hunter's angry mouth and scolded: Your grandmother, Lao Tzu just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you beat her down......"

Luo Li said the last paragraph, Xu Yangfan didn't react for a while, she first froze, and then her face was flushed, the little girl pointed at Luo Li and said, "Luo Li, you... Stinky rascal!"

The boys laughed instantly, some of the girls were flushed and couldn't help but laugh, some covered their mouths and snickered, and some laughed with tears, these students were in adolescence, and there were already several pairs in the class, Luo Li told such a joke to their appetite, there was no reason not to laugh, but this joke was really yellow.

When everyone had laughed enough, Luo Li said with a smile: "Senior class leader, what you say is counting, everyone is laughing, you have to have a drink!"

Xu Yangfan said angrily: "Luo Li, this doesn't count, what kind of bad joke you tell, you will be fined three cups!"

The second brother joked: "Boss, what you are talking about is too yellow, this is not a joke, this is a hooligan!"

The big guy laughed again, the atmosphere was so good that Luo Li slapped the second brother and scolded with a smile: "It's against you, the guy who eats inside and out!"

"Boss, you beat me again, I'm speaking for the majority of female compatriots!"

Luo Li took a sip of the two brothers, he poured himself three glasses of wine and said: "Forget it, count me wrong, I'll drink three more glasses!"

Xu Yangfan said: "Luo Li, punish you for telling another joke, if you don't make everyone laugh, you will be fined three cups, I will be famous first, you are not allowed to tell hooligan jokes, if you tell hooligan jokes, you will be fined six cups!"

Luo Li said: "Senior squad leader, you are bullying!"

"Just bully you, who let you tell a bad joke!" The little girl raised her neck, her face was full of arrogance, as cute as she wanted, Luo Li looked at the tender little grapes with a smile, and her heart was itchy!

Luo Li said: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, then I'll talk about another one." ”

The goods said with a smile: "It is said that there is a man who likes to raise birds, he bought a parrot to go home, after a few days, he bought a pigeon and came back, this guy put the pigeon and the parrot together, the next morning up, this buddy went to feed the birds, walked to the cage and looked, he was dumbfounded, only to see the pigeon lying there without a single feather, the parrot pinched his waist and said: Your grandmother's, compete with me for favor, the old lady plucked your feathers!"

Xu Yangfan said: "It's not funny, it's not funny, what a bad joke!"

Luo Li said: "I haven't finished talking yet, how do you know it's not funny!"

Xu Yangfan said in surprise: "Haven't finished talking yet?"

Luo Li smiled and said: "Of course I didn't finish it, the next day, that guy bought another chicken and put it in the cage, he thought, the pigeon is small, it can't do the parrot, it's always okay to buy a chicken!

When the parrot saw that the master was coming, it said angrily: Can you buy a rooster next time, do you look down on the old lady?"

The students laughed, and Luo Li continued: "The master is very depressed, he ruthlessly bought an eagle and put it in the cage, he thought, this time he should subdue this parrot, he got up early the next morning, came to the cage, and was startled.

I saw that the eagle didn't lose a single hair, but lying there there only had air intake and no air return, and the parrot didn't have a single hair left on its body, so I saw the parrot pinching his waist with his hand, pointing at the eagle and scolding: Let you bully me, the old lady stripped naked and you!"

"Hahaha......" The students were about to laugh while holding their stomachs, one by one they laughed forward and backwards, and they were amused by Luo Li's jokes, even Xu Yangfan couldn't help but laugh, and had to admire Luo Li's crooked talent!

Luo Li looked at Xu Yangfan with a smile: "Senior class leader, did I pass the test?"

Xu Yangfan glanced at Luo Li: "Count you through!"

Luo Li smiled and said, "As long as you don't bully me!" This pun on this thing, Xu Yangfan didn't react for a while, but then, her pretty face instantly flushed, the joke Luo Li just said, the last thing the parrot said was: Let you bully me, the old lady stripped naked and you!

This thing also said such a 'bully me', he and him, this bastard, who stripped naked and fucked you, this stinky rascal, the little girl's face was flushed, and her teeth itched with hatred, this villain, is she going to die?

As the show continued, the atmosphere became more and more enthusiastic, the students toasted each other, there was friction in the past, apologized to each other, deep feelings, tears in their eyes, and those who had already had feelings were bravely confessed through the strength of wine.

Luo Li is the one who comes, who comes to him for a drink, he is at the bottom of the glass, there is no way to hold the wine, Luo Li arranged for the store manager Song Li to send them home safely, after all, it is a party here with him, Luo Li doesn't want to have any problems, this guy is thick and fine.

Many classmates drank and cried, classmate, classmate, this kind of affection is by no means a few words, a few glasses of wine can be expressed.

Three years of classmates, parting at the same time, leaving sentimentality, goodbye has not known what time it is, when we have grown up, when we are no longer in a hurry, goodbye, we go our separate ways, goodbye, we are close to the end of the world.

Luo Li took a guitar, which he had prepared a long time ago, and he played it gently:

Will you remember tomorrow

Yesterday you wrote in your diary

Do you still think about it tomorrow?

You used to cry the most

The teachers can't remember it anymore

You can't guess the problem

I also flipped through the photos by accident

I just remembered you at the same table

Who married you sentimental

Who read your diary

Who coils up your long hair

Who made you a wedding dress

You used to be very careful

Ask me to borrow half an eraser

You've also talked about it unintentionally

Loved being with me

It was always blue

The days always go too slowly

You always say that graduation is far away

In the blink of an eye, they went their separate ways

Who meets sentimental you

Who comforts you who love to cry

Who read the letter I wrote to you

Who threw it in the wind

......

Luo Li sang the old wolf's song "You at the Same Table" with a magnetic voice, a song came out, and the crying sounded, Xu Yangfan looked at Luo Li who was sitting there playing the guitar, and for a while, the little girl was in a trance!

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