How did Song Guomin know that the moment he spoke, Luo Li activated the 'Tricky Card' against him, and it was strange that he didn't look foreign.

Teacher Li stabbed Song Guomin with his hand, he said with a smile: "Teacher Song is joking with everyone, he is laughing at himself, he wants to tell everyone, don't learn from him, otherwise you can only be a little teacher, you have to have more lofty ideals, of course, teacher is also a good career choice, but as your teacher, I hope you have a better choice." ”

Song Guomin was extremely embarrassed, if it wasn't for Mr. Li to help him resolve the embarrassment, he wouldn't know what to do, he couldn't figure it out, why did he go astray when he spoke?

He hurriedly rounded the conversation back and said: "Yes, yes, that's what I mean, I hope that students will study hard and have a better choice in the face of future career choices, although the profession of teacher is also good, but I hope you have better development, because there are many black sheep in teachers, such as me, I am not a thing!"

After saying this, the scene instantly quieted down, everyone stared at each other, no one knew what was going on, several teachers were embarrassed at the same time, they all secretly complained about Song Guomin, and when they spoke, they were a little forced to count, how could they be smiling nonsense!

Song Guomin was even more confused, this was not his intention, he wanted to say that the teacher was also a talented person, and he wanted to give a few examples to prove it, but how did he say it, it became like this, his old face was like a purple eggplant.

"Poof!"

Some students couldn't help but chuckle, Xu Yangfan and a few class cadres couldn't help but laugh, what happened to Teacher Song today, is he here to be funny?

Teacher Li wanted to help Song Guomin get the words back at this time, but he didn't know how to start, and what Song Guomin said was really speechless.

Song Guomin could only save himself, he hurriedly explained: "No, no, I don't mean that, I mean, I'm a thing, no, I'm not a thing, I'm a person, but I'm not a good person, I'm a bastard!"

After he said this, he was completely confused, what's wrong with this special code?

Those teachers were all dumbfounded, what was wrong with Mr. Song, did he lose his mind and go crazy? Tema's brain was in water, and he still let the donkey kick it.

The students couldn't control it for a long time, they all laughed, they couldn't control it at all, Song Guomin couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, his old face was about to be lost, what's wrong today?

Luo Li looked at Song Guomin with a wicked smile on his face, and said in his heart: "Paralyzed, let you scream, let your mouth not open the door, let you lose your face today, old thing!"

Teacher Li had no choice but to stand up, he usually had a good relationship with Song Guomin, at this time if he didn't help him, when would he help him, he said stubbornly: "Students, Teacher Song is telling jokes, he has drunk a little too much today, in this way, let's go first, otherwise we are here, and the students are also restrained, and it is not good to have fun, I wish you all smooth sailing on the road in the future." ”

After Mr. Li finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled up Song Guomin and left in a hurry, Song Guomin's shy old face was self-conscious, and he couldn't wait to cover his face, what is this special code called, what's wrong with him? The other teachers also stood up and left together because of Song Guomin's reasons, it was really embarrassing, Xu Ying personally sent Song Guomin and them outside the store, Song Guomin hung his head, how could he still see people.

Until these teachers left, the students couldn't hold back anymore and all laughed out loud, not because of the hostile teachers, but because Song Guomin was so embarrassed just now, completely subverting the students' worldview.

Xu Yangfan couldn't help but laugh, and secretly glanced at Luo Li, just in time to see Luo Li looking at her, the little girl's face turned red, she stood up and said: "Students, don't laugh, Teacher Song may have drunk too much just now, let's continue our show!" The students immediately responded.

Xu Ying sent the teachers away, she walked back, she really couldn't understand, why Teacher Song, who is usually a very stable person, said such strange things today, it was really incomprehensible.

Xu Ying came back, Xu Yangfan hurriedly stepped forward, the students invited Xu Ying back to sit down, Xu Ying was not much older than them, all the students were close to her from the heart, she was the head teacher, and other teachers were different, so she had to come back.

Xu Ying said: "Students, Mr. Song drank too much wine just now, don't mind, today is the first gathering of the third and fourth classes of high school after graduation, the teacher hopes that you will unite together, and everyone will have a good future!"

The students applauded, and the friendship between the high school students was incomparable to others.

The second brother came to Luo Li's side and said, "Boss, what did Mr. Song do just now, did he mean cross talk?"

Luo Li smiled and said: "He is crazy, if you can reach his level with jokes in a while, you will definitely be able to make everyone laugh!"

The second brother grinned and cried: "Boss, I'm not a second force!" This brother is very self-aware.

Song Guomin is just an episode, these teachers left first, the students were more relaxed, laughter came from time to time, under the organization of Xu Yangfan, the students began to perform programs, some singing, some acting sketches, some poetry recitation, and telling jokes, the atmosphere was extremely lively.

It was the turn of the second brother to tell the joke, Lin Tao was still the joke, but unfortunately the joke was too cold, there was no joy, the second brother was very depressed, he thought it was a funny joke and no one laughed, it was too depressing.

Xu Yangfan said: "Lin Tao, what kind of bad jokes are you telling, it's not funny at all. The classmates all laughed, and Xu Yangfan said: "Lin Tao, you didn't make everyone laugh, you must be punished with three glasses of wine, and then come up with a joke that can make everyone laugh." ”

The second brother drank three glasses of wine in a row, and he begged for mercy: "I drank the wine, but there is really no joke, let my boss tell me a success?"

Xu Yangfan said: "Yes, Luo Li, do you want to tell jokes on behalf of Lin Tao, I declare, if you don't laugh, you will have to be fined three glasses of wine." ”

Luo Li smiled: "That's no problem, but if I make fun of everyone, will the senior class leader have a drink?"

"Yes, class leader!" the students all heckled.

Xu Yangfan raised his head proudly and said: "I'm still afraid that you won't succeed, if you make fun of everyone, I'll drink a drink, and I'll drink as many times as you can laugh." ”

Luo Li smiled and said: "Don't be fooled, then I'll tell you the first joke, saying, a farmer uncle was doing farm work in the field, and suddenly an eagle flew over, and when the eagle flew over the head of the farmer uncle, poof, pulled a splash of, and it just fell on the farmer's uncle's face."

The peasant uncle was angry, pointed to the eagle in the sky and said, "Can't you wear a pair of pants when you come out?"

The eagle heard it and replied disdainfully, "Do you still wear pants for shit?"

After Luo Li finished telling a joke, the classmates all laughed.

Xu Yangfan blushed and said, "Luo Li, your jokes are too uncivilized, what a bad joke, this doesn't count!"

Luo Li smiled and said, "No, that's okay, then I'll talk about another one!"

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