Chapter 327: You've Been Beaten by a Monkey
"You are bloody, unreasonable!"
Thinking of the sad past, the Jade Emperor's face was distorted, his heart was churning with murderous intent, his fists were clenched, and he loosened, loosened and clenched, struggling and hesitating in his heart, I don't know if this full of immortals can take down this madman when they shoot together.
On the side, Tai Bai Xing saw that the Jade Emperor was thinking...... In fact, I didn't see that it was, but I guessed it according to the tacit understanding of the monarchs and ministers for many years.
This Jade Emperor has no other means to meet a thief, and he usually sends troops, recruits, and if he fails to solicit, he will go out to kill him.
Obviously, Zhen Hao has already passed the first two links, waiting for him to be the third one.
But in the face of this method, it is inexplicably strange that it is Zhen Hao, and Tai Bai Xing really doesn't think that this third method can succeed.
If you don't do it, it's fine, but if you do, it's likely to kneel on the ground, think about it, and it's better not to do it.
"Your Majesty!"
Tai Bai Xing shouted, attracting the attention of the Jade Emperor is eyes.
The two glanced at each other, although they didn't speak, but under the tacit understanding of thousands of years, the Jade Emperor couldn't hold back, and automatically made up tens of thousands of words of Tai Bai Xing is persuasion, and what "the overall situation is important" flashed frequently.
"Hmph~!"
With a cold snort, the Jade Emperor sat back on his throne, squinted at Zhen Hao, and his anger rose again, so he hurriedly turned his head away, not daring to look at it again.
I was depressed and aggrieved, and I just wanted to send this guy away quickly.
"Tell me, what position do you want? ”
"Whatever I want?"
The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth, and the blue tendons on his forehead skyrocketed: "As long as you don't go too far, you will give it to you if you want it from me!"
"Then give me Li Jing is position to sit down, okay?"
"It's too much!"
"What about the old moon?"
Among the hundred immortals, a white-haired little old man trembled, a roll of red thread fell out of his arms, his eyes were slightly red, and he looked at Zhen Hao is eyes as if he was looking at his father.
"Impossible!"
Without thinking about it, the Jade Emperor directly rejected Zhen Hao's request.
Yue Lao's position has no real power, and it is not a good errand in the heavenly court, and even the marriage match is not something he can call the shots, but there is a way of heaven to assign it by himself.
In other words, Yue Lao has a tool man to put it bluntly, and he can't care about anything, he is a tool man of the Heavenly Dao, and he usually has nothing to do according to the guidance of the Heavenly Dao to draw the red line and cut the red line, and whoever does it is the same.
But anyone can do it, but Zhen Hao can't do it, can you expect this person to scold the way of heaven with his hands on his waist, he is extremely arrogant and a fanatic, and he is guided to do things according to the way of heaven?
I am afraid that if I don't agree to it in an instant, I will have to be angry and corrupted It is the Heavenly Dao that sent down ninety-nine eighty-one divine thunders, and killed them on the spot.
In the crowd, the little old man was crying with joy in an instant, and he was trembling and picking up the red line of the Heavenly Dao from the ground, and his eyes were dead.
He was already very tired, living under the deterrence of the Heavenly Dao every day, not eating well and sleeping well, and mentally exhausted.
Every day is spent in fear, for fear that I will tremble in my hands, take the wrong red thread, and work hard for hundreds of years is a meager salary that will be deducted in an instant, and I have to owe God for hundreds of years.
He's so hard, he's so tired, he feels like his head is heavy......
"Puff~!"
In the crowd, the old man of the moon was dark in front of his eyes, and he lay straight on the ground, motionless, his brows furrowed.
"Yue Lao! Yue Lao, what's wrong with you!"
The immortals exclaimed, and hurriedly stepped forward, checking the pulse, pinching people, and feeding pills, each showing their magical powers.
With the help of the immortals, Yue Lao finally woke up.
"Fu ...... Help me up!"
When the immortals heard this, they set up the old man on the ground with their hands and feet, and they were just about to retreat, but when they saw that the old man's legs were weak and he was about to fall, he was shocked in his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward to set it up again.
"Yue Lao, are you okay? Do you want to go back and rest?"
Talking about Yue Lao here, Yue Lao had an accident over there, and the Jade Emperor got up and looked at it, looking concerned.
Hearing this, Yue Lao waved his hand and commanded the immortals to carry him to the center of the hall: "Your Majesty, forgive the old minister's ill health, I am afraid that I can no longer serve as the old man of the month, please allow the old minister to return to his hometown and go home to recuperate." ”
"This ......"
The Jade Emperor looked reluctant: "Why don't you go back and rest for two days first, and let it go in advance this month, and wait until you are well-healed?"
Tears fell, tears flowed down the old face of the old moon, kept flowing downward, hitting the floor of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, splashing tears.
Pushing away and driving him to be all the immortals, the old man of the moon prostrated on the ground, crying loudly: "Your Majesty, don't dare to rest, this rest for one day, that day will deduct all the merits of my hundred years of hard work, and if you rest for two days, then you will have a full two hundred years of merit." ”
"I have been a moon elder for thousands of years, and I dare not take a day off, and I have not taken a vacation for thousands of years. ”
As he spoke, the old man bowed his head and made a loud noise: "Your Majesty, you just look at the old minister's dedication, let the old minister go, let the old minister work overtime in peace, and he will be old age! I beg you, Your Majesty!"
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor was in a hurry, and ran down the high hall with a "Boom", holding Yue Lao is arm and trying to pull him up.
But as soon as this arm was in his hand, the Jade Emperor found that this month's arms were incredibly thin, and when he held his hands, he could only feel that his hands were bones, and there was no flesh at all.
Taking advantage of the Jade Emperor's distraction, Yue Lao broke free from the Jade Emperor's hands, bowed to the ground again, and did not speak, so he kowtowed.
The meaning is obvious, either let him go back today and find another month old, or he will die here today and find another month old.
The ending is for the Jade Emperor, there is only one ending, and there is a change of moon. For Yu Yuelao, there is also an ending, and there is relief.
"Hey~!, you get up, I agree. ”
Seeing the traces of blood on the floor, the Jade Emperor understood that this Yue Lao was not joking, sighed, and compromised.
After kowtowing a few more times according to inertia, the buzzing of the melon seeds in his brain was Yue Lao's reaction, his face was overjoyed, and his face was flushed with excitement, and he continued to kowtow three times, and shouted in his mouth.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
Deeply implement the strategy of "important is to say it three times".
Then Yue Lao struggled to get up, didn't say hello, staggered under his feet, swayed three times, but still rushed out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall quickly.
Along the way, the old face smiled into a chrysanthemum, and the body exuded happiness, which can be felt by the blind without looking.
The important thing is that the position of Yue Lao is vacant, and the Jade Emperor frowned, just like Yue Lao...... What the old man said before the month ago is like that, if you don't do things for a day, the way of heaven will deduct a hundred years of merit.
But Yue Lao has already been allowed to leave his post by himself, so if he doesn't do anything today, then the hundred-year merit will only be counted on his head.
frowned, glanced around, and skimmed Zhen Hao: "Zhong Aiqing, are you willing to take the position of Yue Lao? ”
......
The audience was silent, no one spoke, and the immortals were silent, they had just been scared by the scene that the former Yue Lao would rather die in this hall than resign, and naturally stayed away from this Yue Lao's position.
"I'm coming, I'm coming!
Zhen Hao waved his hand, saying that he could be competent, and he was the strongest in hard-working and hard-working.
The Jade Emperor frowned: "Why, no one wants to take the position of Yue Lao?
of being insulted!
Being ignored was the feeling that made Zhen Hao frown, displeased, and waved with one hand: "The sword is coming!"
......
The nostrils on the side are facing the sky, and the old demon of Montenegro was pulled by Wang Daoxiang, and the nostrils are classified as, and the back of the brain nerve has been restored, and the reaction has been urged, and the energy is urged, and small black balls are drilled out of the body.
Densely packed with small black balls hovering over the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and then constantly pairing up in pairs, making a series of golden and iron sounds, in front of all the immortals, forming a big sword that is more than eight zhang long.
"Qiang~!"
The big sword fell to the ground, sank into the ground, and stuck beside Zhen Hao.
Zhen Hao held his head high and glanced at the immortals with his nostrils: "Yue Lao is position, I want to decide, I see who dares to stop me!"
"Don't go too far, thief!"
The Jade Emperor shouted angrily, and did not return to his throne, took two steps forward, and pointed the index finger of his right hand directly at Zhen Hao's nostrils.
Zhen Hao sneered and plucked out his ears: "What are you yelling about, you are so loud that you are loud? ”
Zhen Hao flicked his fingers with the eight-zhang sword beside him, and looked at the Jade Emperor with a provocative expression, the meaning was self-evident
Knowing that Zhen Hao was so provocative about himself, he wanted to force himself to make a move, the Jade Emperor's face was gloomy, and he looked at Zhen Hao is nostrils coldly.
"Ever since I dominated the Three Realms, I've never seen someone as arrogant as you!"
"Don't you see it now, and besides, have you forgotten that you were beaten by a monkey?"
"Damn, I have experienced 17,500 eons, how dare you humiliate me like this!"
"You've been beaten by monkeys. ”
......
The Jade Emperor was speechless when he was choked by Zhen Hao, and pointed at Zhen Hao is right hand trembling, forming a phantom, and his face was flushed.
"Hahaha~!Jade Emperor Lao'er, you are also today. ”
On the beam of the main hall, a monkey jumped up and down, pointing to the Jade Emperor with an ugly face, and smiled from ear to ear.
"Splash monkey, you are looking for death, and you can't treat my hundred immortals as an ornament!"
There is no way to take Zhen Hao, but there is no false thing for the Jade Emperor to face Sun Wukong, although he can't beat it...... Ahem, although he took down some of the trouble of this monkey by himself, there were many others.
When there is strength in numbers, there is strength in unity.
"You've been beaten by monkeys. ”
The Jade Emperor is not false, and Sun Wukong is even more false, he is now learning and using it, and he will laugh back when he opens his mouth.
"Hiss~!"
Gasping for three or five breaths, the Jade Emperor clutched his chest, feeling that he couldn't breathe.
Stretching out his hand tremblingly, he pointed to the Monkey King on the beam: "Come on, come on! Knock him down for me!"
The immortals got the order, looked at each other, made eye contact, and then slowly pulled out their weapons at an extremely slow speed.
They are slow, not because they want to disobey, not because they are afraid, but because according to the experience of many years in the past, at this time, there will be an old man called Taishang is old man who jumped out to stop this bloody fight.
So now they are slowing down and pulling out their weapons, which is called taking precautions, anticipating the enemy first, and they can take two steps less in a while.
But not all immortals are so smart, living in their own world, no friends, looking at everyone is the four heavenly kings, in the moment of the order, the weapon came out of the shell, and the momentum was about to rush towards Sun Wukong.
But there is only a gesture, seeing that the immortals are still slowly pulling out their weapons, the four heavenly kings are holding weapons that have been shown in their hands, and they don't rush forward, they don't rush forward, they don't have it, they are quite entangled.
Slanted his eyes and glanced at the hundred immortals facing the inside, Taishang Laojun waved his hand and stood up.
"Bang!Bang!"
Before the old man could speak, the immortals slowly and leisurely wasted the old nose before pulling out half of the weapon, and instantly returned to the sheath, without a little hesitation, and it didn't even mean to wait and see.
Squinted at Baixian again, Taishang Laojun wanted to say something, and decided not to say anything.
Squinting at the Jade Emperor, he waved the dust again and changed his direction: "Your Majesty, it hurts your body, but having a monkey is just a joke, why bother to go to your heart." ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
You're joking again, aren't you?!
took advantage of the mouth again, seeing that the Jade Emperor's face was not good, Sun Wukong laughed twice, and quickly nodded yes.
"That's right, Jade Emperor, don't be so stingy, I'm just kidding. ”
"Look. Taishang Laojun spread his hands: "The monkeys themselves admit that they are joking, why should you take it seriously, smile and go away with the wind, and you won't be angry if you smile." ”
There's nothing wrong with it, it's definitely okay to laugh, but the premise is that you can laugh out.
"Huh. ”
The Jade Emperor grinned reluctantly: "Then listen to you, Lao Jun, and let this monkey go again for the time being." ”
Well, your bottom line is really much deeper than I think, and you deserve to be ——— Jade Emperor!
But then again, shouldn't you, the Jade Emperor, be aggrieved?
Seeing that he could endure this is the Jade Emperor, Zhen Hao's eyes lit up: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, when will I give me the position that month?"
"No, I can't give it to you!"
Unexpectedly, he refused again, Zhen Hao's face was expressionless, his palm touched the side is eight-zhang giant sword, and his eyes squinted at Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: "......"
I wanted to give Zhen Hao two sentences, but there were too many acquaintances, and I decided not to say anything.
With a wave of the dust in his hand again, Tai Bai Xing looked at the Jade Emperor again, did not speak, just looked at him quietly.
Jade Emperor: "......"
Needless to say, or even make eye contact, the Jade Emperor understood what Taishang Laojun meant, grinned and showed a sad smile, and turned his head to look at Zhen Hao.
"I can give you the position of Yue Lao, but we have to make an appointment with three chapters in advance. ”
Zhen Hao nodded again and again, Kazlan is big eyes didn't blink, and looked directly at the Jade Emperor: "You say it." ”
"As an old man, you can't just pull the red line for others, let alone cut the red line for others. ”
"No problem!"
......
The scene fell silent, Zhen Hao still looked at the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor didn't continue to speak.
Zhen Hao frowned: "You go on, it's only one chapter, and you haven't said two more chapters." ”
"Humph!"
The Jade Emperor was not angry and snorted coldly: "I only want to think of one chapter now, and the rest will be talked about later!"
With that, he turned his head and left, and returned to his throne in three or two steps.
Zhen Hao didn't care, he got what he wanted, stretched out his hand and pulled Niu Erhua and jumped to the throne of his predecessor Yue Lao is court, with a bright smile on his face along the way, and bowed to his colleagues around him.
The surrounding little immortals and middle immortals grinned, showing a stiff and smiling face on their faces, crying bitterly in their hearts, but saying "admiration" and "welcome" in their mouths.
Not far away, the Four Heavenly Kings saw this happy scene, and couldn't help but snort in unison, the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom rolled his eyes, his eyes lit up, and he pulled the three brothers next to him head to head, and began to whisper.
In the hall, the Jade Emperor sat quietly for a while, glanced around the hall, and caught a glimpse of the whispering of the Four Heavenly Kings, frowning, but he didn't say anything.
Adjust your mentality and return to the majesty of the past again: "Do you have anything to tell you about it, if you have nothing to do, then retreat." ”
Waiting for three breaths as usual, seeing that no one spoke, the Jade Emperor was about to get up, and the immortals were also ready to salute and send off.
"Your Majesty, I have something to report!"
The Jade Emperor Queen Mother and the Hundred Immortals of the whole dynasty frowned in unison, the Jade Emperor just left the throne is ass and sat down again, Mo De looked at the Heavenly King who was lying down and kneeling on one knee, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.
"King of the Holding Kingdom, what do you have to report?"
"Your Majesty, last night the young general received news that Tai Bai Xing privately brought the mortal woman to the sky, and he has not sent it back until now. ”
The Jade Emperor's brows furrowed slightly, and he turned sideways to look at the sweaty forehead is Tai Bai Xing: "But this is the matter?"
Tai Bai Xing hurriedly bowed and saluted, and his heart was confused, but under the pressure of the Jade Emperor is coercion, he wanted to conceal what he said, but he couldn't say anything, so he could only stubbornly say: "Indeed...... That's true. ”
"Nonsense!"
The Jade Emperor snorted, his palms clutched the armrests of the throne, his muscles were exposed, and his face looked angry, even more angry than when Zhen Hao scolded him.
"Why are you taking a mortal woman to the Heavenly Court if you have nothing to do? Why don't you send someone back quickly!"
Tai Bai Xing was afraid to glance at the Jade Emperor with angry eyes at this time, his legs were weak, and he knelt directly in front of the Jade Emperor.
"Your Majesty, this woman ...... This woman can't send it. ”
The Jade Emperor tried his best to suppress his anger, gritted his teeth and said, "Reason." ”
She ...... She has me as a Taoist couple......"
......
There was silence in the field, and the Jade Emperor's face was suffocated, his eyes were blank, and he lost his mind for a moment.
Then the anger resurfaced, stronger than ever, like a volcanic eruption, unstoppable.
Both palms suddenly slapped out, leaving a clear palm print under the armrest of the throne.
Even so, he was still angry, looking at Tai Bai Xing, the Jade Emperor's hands trembled, as if he wanted to slap it on Tai Bai Xing is braincase.
"Presumptuous!"
After all, this palm still didn't shoot down, only a deafening roar was angry.