Chapter 328: A Knife Tetanus

"What's going on with this brother? Why is the Jade Emperor old man angry like this?"

Zhen Hao stretched out his hand and pulled a person next to him who couldn't call his name, his head was lowered and he didn't dare to speak, and the immortal official's eyes were full of curiosity.

This immortal official secretly glanced at the red forehead on the stage, and the green tendons stretched like mountains, and the Jade Emperor looked at the side and pulled himself tightly, Zhen Hao's eyes rolled in his eyes that wanted to cry without tears.

Waved his hand + shook his head again and again: "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anything, I also have newcomers, you can ask others." ”

The immortal official who said that he dragged Zhen Hao tightly in his hand, and wanted to pull it back from his sleeves to prevent it from mixing with this troubled water.

Ran's sleeves didn't want Zhen Hao to go back to the life and death of love at first sight, and he couldn't shake him by pulling hard.

"Don't pretend, I know you, you've been in this Heavenly Court for so long, how could you not know?"

"You know me?"

In the hands of the immortal official, struggling, the corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he looked at Zhen Hao inexplicably, with a faint ...... in his eyes Surprise.

"What am I lying to you for, otherwise why would I want to die and hold you down with so many immortals around? Not yet, because they are not famous in the mortal world, I don't know them at all. ”

Looking at Zhen Hao's unsmiling face and a very honest and sincere face, the immortal official struggled, the face of the action was visible to the naked eye, and the speed began to rise, and the corners of his mouth rose and waved his hand again and again.

"Where, I just have an ordinary immortal among the many immortals, and it's just a false name of what kind of name is there. ”

As he spoke, his face turned from red to purple, his face gradually became hideous, and the corners of his distorted mouth were almost to the root of his ears.

Zhen Hao carefully observed him, judging by experience, this immortal's mouth was not holding back three hundred laughs, and his face was not enough to be distorted like this.

"So why is this Jade Emperor so angry?"

"It's not because of the Jade Emperor's old sister ......"

On the face of the immortal official, who was halfway through the words, the flush instantly faded and was replaced by a miserable white cold sweat.

This discoloration speed is not visible to the naked eye, and the chameleon is called an expert when he sees it.

The immortal official, who was trembling all over, secretly glanced up at the Jade Emperor again. Seeing that he was still glaring at Tai Bai Xing, he didn't notice his side, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and held back the urge to urine.

Then he was angry...... The immortal official who glanced at Zhen Hao gritted his teeth and got to Zhen Hao's side.

His face was slightly red, and he coughed lightly: "The one that Zhen Yue is old ...... May I ask what all my mortals in the mortal world say about me?"

Zhen Hao glanced up at the eyes, full of anticipation, and the immortal official frowned on his chin and pondered for a moment.

"They said, I don't remember much about it, most of them are imaginative, and the description of their appearance is not worth mentioning. ”

"It's just a little bit that I remember, and I still remember it clearly. ”

When this immortal official heard this, he was a little disappointed, and his emotions were swept away in surprise, and he asked, "What's there?"

"They all say that you are good at thunder and thunder, and you are good at thundering. ”

Immortal Official: "......"

"They also said that your wife also has a very white and big glare that shines, which is very ...... Don't get me wrong, I said, there's lightning. ”

Immortal Official: "......"

"What's wrong?"

"I don't know how to thunder, and I'm not a wife. ”

Zhen Hao raised his head and looked up and down with a puzzled face, and looked at the immortal official more than ten times one after another: "Don't you have Lei Gong?"

Not far away, a man with wings on his back, eagle beak, sharp claws, and a pair of hammers, the beautiful boy silently turned his head to look at Zhen Hao's sideways to block the white skin and beautiful skin around him, white and red, hungry for children, wife.

Immortal Official: "......"

He understood, Zhen Hao didn't know his Zhen Hao at all, this was playing him, he felt that he was wronged.

I wanted to jump up and give Zhen Hao a sword in the chest to see if this thief was black or not.

But there is a lot to think about in the end...... No, in the end, he must have been pressed to the ground by Zhen Hao and rubbed, and he had to be forced to call his father.

In his eyes, the immortal official who was forcibly suppressed by anger didn't look at Zhen Hao, forcibly pulled his sleeves back, and continued to bow his head, not daring to speak.

The Jade Emperor, the younger sister is in love with a mortal man, Yao Ji.

The Jade Emperor, the daughter's in broad daylight is not a little girl alone, and the result of the open-air bath of the sense of prevention was stolen by a mortal man, and then he fell in love with the thief, the weaver girl.

The Jade Emperor, niece, Yao Ji, and his own daughter saved a mortal world, and the scholar also compensated himself as a result, the Three Holy Mother.

Thinking like this, so many direct female dependents who were plagued by the big pig's trotters in the mortal world seem to be like the Jade Emperor, and it is forgivable.

After all, marriage is all about being a good person, and even in fairy tales, Cinderella has this.

Cinderella is in her, and the bullied stepmother in the story is proficient in washing and washing dishes.

Even in the middle of the night, when no one is around, he often feels pitiful and cries bitterly in front of his biological mother's grave.

It wasn't until the prince who finally counterattacked and became the princess that he began to live without shame and happiness, and he completely got rid of this bitter life.

But there is Cinderella, who you don't forget, although she doesn't invite stepmothers to see, but there are his fathers, but there are the richest people in the city, who are qualified to be invited to the prince's draft banquet, that kind.

At the very least, people are counterattacking and starting capital.

"I'll give you one last chance now, and you can send that mortal woman back right away, and I can act as if this didn't happen. ”

Forcibly suppressed his heart, the monstrous and angry Jade Emperor leaned forward and looked down on the ground, Tai Bai Xing is still reluctant to have this tacit understanding that has been cultivated for thousands of years, the old partner.

Tai Bai Xing bowed his head and was silent for a moment, and then bowed deeply to the Jade Emperor: "The minister's forgiveness is difficult to obey." ”

Although it is only five words, there is a resolute and unshakable profound expression of the firmness, determination and ...... of the milk at this time

Suppressed, the anger rose again, and the Jade Emperor, who was almost irrepressible, hurriedly took two deep breaths and suppressed it again.

Sure enough, you have true love for Tai Bai Xing!

Hard, not good, the Jade Emperor's tone changed his bitter tone and changed his heart to a soft,.

"It's too platinum, I know, it's not easy for you to live alone for so many years, it's not easy to be lonely, lonely tossing and turning, and you can't sleep at night, it's often ......."

"I ...... I'm not ......."

Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to finish speaking, his face turned slightly red, and Tai Bai Xing raised his head and retorted strongly condemning this slanderous behavior, indicating that all this was all nonsense.

"Okay, okay, it's not good, it's nothing. ”

The Jade Emperor continued casually and perfunctorily: "Even if you are really, you can't help it, but you can't just find a mortal woman in the lower realm as you, Daoist, right?"

"Obedient and obedient, hurry up and send her back, and when I get back, I will ask the queen mother to introduce you to find a few suitable ones, and the beautiful old lady will be your companion. ”

"You still say no, yes, and I don't want an old lady. ”

"What?"

"It's nothing, I and Hongyi have a true love for each other, I don't have to look for it casually, we don't have to send her back, the sun and the moon can be seen in the world of feelings, I won't send her back,!"

Tai Bai Xing looked directly at the Jade Emperor, his face was not a little uneasy and cowardly, and his big eyes flashed with love, so bright that the men looked at the silent women and couldn't help crying.

Zhen Hao: There is a kind of love at first sight that can be seen by the sun and the moon.

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom sneered: "What kind of person who truly loves each other can find a true person just overnight?"

"You really didn't talk about it...... I don't see people fall in love? I see that the mortal woman's heart is not right, and she wants to take your broken ship and embark on the road to becoming an immortal. ”

"I don't like you to say that. ”

Zhen Hao pushed away the front to eat melons and watch the play, and the immortals slowly walked towards the serious face of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom: "The mortal woman I saw with my own eyes who was also present at the time didn't know Tai Bai Xing's true identity at first. ”

"And strictly speaking, at that time, there was only one Tai Bai Xing who sold chaos and peddlers, and the mortal woman had the daughter of the mortal sect. So this should have been a love story of Bai Fumei falling in love with a dick man, but you said that it was a pure interest relationship. ”

Zhen Hao walked up to the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom and looked directly at him, and Tong Ling's face was determined: "I see that you have never been in love at all!"

Platinum Star: (β†’_β†’)

You seem to be talking to me, but why can't I be happy at all......

"There's something like your love to talk about, a waste of time. The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom said with a stiff neck.

"And you're a little one, what are you talking about, here's where you can talk, where you can talk, hurry up and go back to play with you, break the rope." ”

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom looked disgusted at Zhen Hao, and waved his hand to indicate that he had the disdain of high-level players and was lower than his own professional rank, and the weak chicken played.

The tone of the ability is not big, and this shelf is quite sufficient, and there are old bureaucrats at a glance.

It's just a little bit that the king of the country said wrong, Zhen Hao, this is really not nosy, this is within his part, work.

"What you say about the joke directly exposes you, the level of IQ. Between men and women, love and affection are not about me this month old, is it difficult for you to be a showman?"

Let's mention the past of performing arts, the unbearable king of the kingdom is angry, "puff pong", the blood pressure rises vigorously, and the moment it rises, it breaks through four digits, if it is not cultivated, this will have blood splashed five steps ago, and it will fall to the ground and be cold.

"You ......"

The enraged Heavenly King subconsciously wanted to fight Zhen Hao for 300 roundsβ€”β€”β€” up and down.

But there was a glimpse of Zhen Hao rising slightly, and the corners of his mouth were still the ill-intentioned and smiling Li Jing, and the anger that came to his heart was directly extinguished by a large basin of cold water.

Hmph, it's useless, Xiao Yue's old man let him be rampant, I take care of him, I can be high, Heavenly King!

Self-respecting and noble, the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom snorted coldly and pursed his lips and turned his head: "I'm too lazy to take care of you." ”

Then he turned to face the Jade Emperor's fist and bowed: "Your Majesty's matter must not be precedent, otherwise I am afraid that the entire Heavenly Court will be chaotic in the future." ”

"Then how to solve it at this time, according to your opinion. ”

The Jade Emperor's tone was flat, his face was indistinguishable, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked up and down in the heart of the Heavenly King, not knowing what he was thinking.

If this ugly guy is finished, if he still stays in this heavenly court and doesn't change jobs, it is estimated that he will say goodbye to promotions, salary increases, and benefits in this life.

Looking at the people who didn't know the world and scratched their heads and smiled thinking that they were valued by the Jade Emperor, Zhen Hao, who held the king of the country, couldn't help but cast a pity and a look at him.

The Jade Emperor, the meaning of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom did not understand, but in the eyes of Zhen Hao, the merciful Heavenly King of the Holding the Kingdom saw it clearly.

Ignoring it, he held his head high and snorted coldly at Zhen Hao's disdain, only when Zhen Hao was jealous of his jealousy, he would soon become a new mountain in this court.

"Your Majesty's opinion should be punished severely. ”

"Oh, what's a heavy penalty? ”

With a smug face, he glared at Zhen Hao's nostrils and saluted the Jade Emperor with his fists: "The minister thinks that this matter should be dealt with against the Three Holy Mother, and the place under the jurisdiction of the minister happens to be a mountain......

"Shut up!"

In the heart of the Jade Emperor, the anger gushed out and shouted angrily.

Bloodshot, eyes glaring at the face of the Heavenly King, the face of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was hideous and terrifying, and the green tendons bulged up and down, like the intricacies of several green dragon tattoos.

The three words of the Three Virgins are like a "one knife tetanus, two knives to see the ancestors", the moment of the divine weapon pierced him, the divine body was also ruthless and vicious, and the twisting of a few circles made his heart like a knife and painful.

"Your Majesty, please face the reality! If you want to look forward in life, you can't escape from reality because of the past and unpleasantness, which will only make us more cowardly!"

With his fists clenched, he cheered: "So we must be strong and face the past, and only this will make us more powerful and invincible!"

The king of the kingdom looked like he was about to be stupid, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly brought over a bowl of chicken soup to him, and wanted to give him a smooth breath, in order to increase the taste, three catties of skin cream were added, and in order to increase the color, two catties of crane top red were added.

However, the Jade Emperor has gone through 17,000 catastrophes, and his work qualifications have saved up a rich country, and he is not rare to drink this chicken soup at all, and there is also a phoenix soup to drink a bowl of phoenix soup.

The Jade Emperor moved his hand and trembled, pointing at this person who dared to insult him with chicken soup, and held the king of the country: "Whoever comes, drag him out for me! Tie him to the thunder pillar and split it for three years!"

"Your Majesty's Your Majesty, what do you mean by this?"

With a bewildered face set up, the king of the kingdom did not dare to resist and shouted: "Your Majesty's ministers say, but there are no lies in their heartfelt words, why do you want to punish me? Your Majesty! Why do you want to punish me!"

"Your Majesty!~ ~"

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was confused and flustered, and the shouts gradually faded away in the main hall, and the hundred immortals were so frightened that they did not dare to touch the tiger's beard at this juncture.

"What are you still doing here? Do you want it, why don't you hurry back and stand in the old moon position that I have already given you?"

Looking at the Jade Emperor who was also standing under the stage, Zhen Hao's Jade Emperor was heartbroken, and he had been dragged down for thousands of years, but it was a pity that his heart was weak.

Zhen Hao held his head high: "This matter is related to the issue of marriage matching, I am an old man, I can't sit idly by, I have to watch here." ”

Zhen Hao, who looked at the Jade Emperor's unsightly face as he spoke, waved his hand at him: "But don't worry, you say you, I'll look at it, it's not necessary, I won't interrupt you." ”

Look at Zhen Hao's Jade Emperor who doesn't give face...... He could only turn his head to look at the ground again, and Tai Bai Xing bluffed and gave Tai Bai Xing a second chance to Tai Bai Xing again, "Do you want to send her down", and asked.

Tai Bai Xing replied uniformly: "No." ”

Yu Youyu Emperor was angry and stretched out his hand to poke at Tai Bai Xing, the door of his head...... Gave him a third chance......

Zhen Hao, who had fallen into an infinite loop, couldn't help but shake his head and sigh Sure enough, the old man is the most fragrant.

The immortals, people, and demons in the audience, their emotions changed from nervousness to envy, from envy to jealousy, and finally all had an indifferent face, repeating the simple calculations, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

11、12、13......

This has been obtained so far, but the total chance is also the Jade Emperor, the "last" chance.

Don't look at it, it has two digits on the surface, but behind the scenes, they are all a "last time", nickname.

Zhen Hao, who was emotional, didn't look at it much, turned his head and glanced back and forth between Erlang God and Fairy Chang'e.

As soon as the king of the country kindly mentioned the Three Virgins, the famous Zhen Hao suddenly woke up and remembered this dΓ©jΓ  vu, Chang'e has the TV series "Baolian Lantern", Chang'e.

At the same time, I also remembered that this Erlang God also has the Erlang God in "Baolian Lantern".

And...... Zhen Hao squinted at Erlangshen's feet, and the black-haired dog estimated that it had the "Heaven and Earth Wuji, Thousands of Miles of Tracking", and looked very serious, but it was actually a close relative of Erha, the Roaring Sky Dog.

Okay, I already know it's a mess of the world, but here's this...... It's a mess!

The Legend of the White Snake, the Demon Boy Nezha, and Agarwood Save the Mother are TV series or anime, so it is not uncommon for another movie to pop up next.

"Wang~roar~!"

Sensing Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao, watching in a daze, the roaring dog got up, bowed to Zhen Hao and showed his authority, his voice was very small, and he roared.

The dog didn't dare to bark for fear of disturbing the Jade Emperor who was giving Tai Bai Xing, the thirty-fourth chance.

Zhen Hao grinned and was about to walk to the ground that was still inserted on the floor, and the eight-zhang black big sword used a kind of dog meat hot pot, his eyes were hooked, staring at the roaring dog.

The meaning is obvious, dare to hack you to death again!

The whistling dog also understood and whimpered, and hid behind Yang Jian with his tail between his legs, and his fat thighs trembled.