Chapter 498: RM's Weak Fight Back (1)
When Xiaofeng arrived at the lounge, Liu Zaishi and Kim Jong Kook were already sitting inside, Kim Jong Kook, a fitness maniac, had risen to the level of obsession with pulling Xiao Feng to fitness, every time he saw Xiao Feng was a nag, Xiao Feng felt that Kim Jong Kook's words were definitely more nagging than Liu Zaishi.
Looking at Xiaofeng, who looked helpless to deal with Kim Jong Kook, Liu Zaishi's eyes were a little trance, Xiaofeng's rise in the entertainment industry was too fast, which made Liu Zaishi feel a little unreal, among funny artists, it can be said that it is unprecedented for Xiaofeng to come out so quickly, if it weren't for the very tenacity of Liu Zaishi's nerves during the nameless period, it is estimated that Liu Zaishi's three views would collapse.
If Xiaofeng just got mixed up in the entertainment world, Liu Zaishi wouldn't be like this, the key is that Xiaofeng has now become a hot actor, from the moment Xiaofeng won the award, Liu Zaishi knew that the path he arranged for Xiaofeng was no longer suitable, and what kind of achievements Xiaofeng could get in the future could only rely on Xiaofeng to work hard, and he couldn't use much strength to help.
Finally coped with Kim Jong Kook's nagging, the couple also arrived on Monday, Gary was preparing for a concert recently, and Xiaofeng has been invited to participate as an MC, Song Ji Hyo has taken over a new TV series, and all RM members have been set to make a cameo.
"Today's mission begins now. The Baa PD, who was sitting on the sidelines and had no sense of existence, finally spoke.
"Hmm, haha and Guangzhu haven't arrived yet, why don't you wait a while before leaving?" Liu Zaishi took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, the meeting time had passed for 5 minutes, haha and Li Guangzhu were late.
"Please watch the following video, and you'll know why. Baa PD pointed to the LCD TV hanging on the wall.
The five of them exchanged glances with each other, and it was obvious that HAHA and Lee Kwang-joo did not appear because of the production team's arrangement, and as for what they wanted to do, everyone could only hope to see something from the video.
At the beginning of the video, Haha and Li Guangzhu appeared hand in hand, with the same tall dress and the same walking posture. If it weren't for the big height gap between the two, Xiao Feng guaranteed that he wouldn't laugh out loud.
"Fools in front of the screen, don't you wonder why we're not with you. Haha yelled at the camera with a wicked smile.
"We will be enemies today, and your trembling journey is the subject of today's shooting, and I will let you know how terrible I am Lee Kwang-joo. "Guangzhu's acting skills have obviously improved a lot, of course, it would be better if he didn't forget the words in the middle.
"These two goods can't be crazy about gains and losses, right?" Jin Zhongguo asked Xiaofeng with a surprised expression, but Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders and did not express any opinions.
"Everything you usually do to us. We will return it to you today. "Haha, make a look like you're dead.
"That's right, Yoo Jae-seok who usually laughs at me, Kim Jong-kook, who always oppresses me, Gary, who always hurts me calmly, and Song Ji-hyo, who always forces me to call her a beauty, today I will let you know the fate of Li Guangzhu who angers me. "Guangzhu dutifully performed what it means to die, it's a pity that this taunt is not appropriate.
"Ahh Song Ji-hyo got up and spat at Lee Kwang-joo on the screen.
"I don't care if the two of them are crazy or on the wrong medicine, I know I'm going to give them a good look anyway. Kim Jong Kook began to move. Obviously, waiting for Haha and the pearl of light is the angry Tiger Guo'er.
"I'm here waiting for you to fight, and this will be your darkest day. Haha and Guangzhu said in unison, after finishing speaking, the two who were still singing and harmonizing began to complain to each other, and the last shot was that the two fought together, and expressed concern about how these two people looked good for themselves Xiaofeng.
"Today's issue is a counterattack by the weak, haha and Guangzhu will invite three foreign players to compete with you, and the loser will not only be labeled as a weak person after the final game, but also bow and apologize to the other party. After the video was played, the PD began to announce the content of this episode, and Liu Zaishi, who was still gearing up, was immediately not calm when he heard that there was still foreign aid joining. With his knowledge of Haha and the Light Bead, the two will definitely call the most powerful helpers.
Rewind the clock to a day ago. Sitting in the car, the light bead who was summoned by the production team to a certain tea room seemed very excited, but there was still a little worry in the excitement.
The reason why I was excited was that I was summoned by the production team before filming, which is the rhythm of being a spy, and Lee Kwang-joo instantly fantasized about the scene where she deceived the RM crowd with her beautiful partner and won the game.
The reason why I am entangled is because the spy game has been played by the production team.,What double agent,What spy hidden camera and other strange content are not uncommon.,It's a love for spy light beads.。 But I don't like to be juggled.
With excitement and apprehension, Guangzhu arrived at the predetermined location, and Zhao Xiaozhen was waiting for him in a private room.
The light bead is still very good at making effects, not only has he prepared a special tool for spies - a magazine and a red rose, but he also looks very much like an unreliable spy when he turns around and looks around, if you have to find a spy in a film and television work to describe the performance of the light bead. Then Agent Bean is a very good candidate.
Guangzhu knocked lightly on the door, and after getting Zhao Xiaozhen's permission, Guangzhu tidied up his clothes, put on a specially prepared mask and hat, and the sunglasses that were originally on his face, Guangzhu perfectly interpreted the artist's three-piece suit.
"Whale war sickle death. Guangzhu said his code in one hand with a magazine and a red rose in the other, and Zhao Xiaozhen, who was dressed in black and super clothes, also replied: "Cat Xiang hanging." For Li Guangzhu's strange request, Zhao Xiaozhen was speechless and cooperated at the same time, and he did not object to the code, but the code was too substandard.
The light bead walked to the window and pulled down the curtains, and then opened the curtains and looked out, and the light beads couldn't go on after the return window was an open space and this was the 3rd floor.
"Li Guangzhu xi, please pull up the curtains, it's too dark in the room. VJ on the side said that he couldn't bear it anymore, and Guangzhu bowed and apologized while pulling up the curtains.
"Sit down, I'll announce the mission when your partner comes. Zhao Xiaozhen poured a cup of tea with a painful face, and then took the first step when Guangzhu was about to pick it up and drink it, and after taking a sip, he smashed it and smashed his mouth with a look of enjoying it, and Guangzhu called the waiter depressedly to ask for a cup of grapefruit tea.
It's nice to hear that there is a partner who wants to come to the light bead, and the probability of hiding the camera or double agent is much lower if there is a partner. If the partner is a beauty, the light bead doesn't care about being played once.
Guangzhu put the magazine aside.,This scheming boy actually took the magazine with his own cover.,Since there is a partner, the red roses prepared by Guangzhu just come in handy.,Guangzhu proposed to hide first and surprise his partner for a while.。
Zhao Xiaozhen agreed to Guangzhu's proposal with a strange expression, but there were too few places to hide in the box, but fortunately, there was a lot of space under the table. Under Zhao Xiaozhen's reminder, Guangzhu took his cup of grapefruit tea and red roses and got under the table, and Zhao Xiaozhen assured that the partner would definitely surprise Guangzhu.
As soon as the light bead was hidden, the knock sounded, and the light bead pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but the sound was a little distorted because of the presence of a thick tablecloth.
As soon as Zhao Xiaozhen said come in, he walked in dressed in Leon's classic style in "This Killer is Not Too Cold", but he was holding a pot of silver queen in his hand, and haha was holding a pot of green onions.
"Is it that funny? Do you know how much time I spent on this look, I practiced in front of the mirror for so long, and you ruined the atmosphere before I could say the lines," saw that the people in the box laughed, and put the pot of green onions on the table in dissatisfaction.
Zhao Xiaozhen couldn't help but laugh while signaling haha to continue, in fact, Zhao Xiaozhen didn't want to laugh either. But the shape of Haha is really weird, it's just a green onion in your hand, it's nothing if your pants are so long, and the beard you draw with fuel means a few things.
Haha felt that his preparation could not be in vain, he was very fond of acting, he filtered the laughter that was still continuing, and began to perform the plot he set in a serious manner.
"Who do you want to kill? You should know my rules, money first, I receive money today, and I promise that the target will not survive tomorrow. "The haha version of the killer Leon is too domineering. It's hard to say whether you'll find your goal in a day.
"Is he the one you're going to kill? I see, to be honest, I hate this guy too. I've decided to give you a ninety-fifty percent discount. Haha found the magazine on the table, pointed to Li Guangzhu on the cover, and added drama to himself.
Zhao Xiaozhen nodded very cooperatively, he wanted to see how Haha acted.
Obviously, the killer played by Haha is still full of dedication, as soon as he tears off the cover, he is ready to use a lighter to die, the killer who does not burn the photo is obviously unprofessional, Haha thinks that his acting skills are very good.
Although Zhao Xiaozhen is very happy to let Haha perform. But the light beads under the table drilled out, and after listening to it for a long time, the light beads were full of disappointment, and the tea was not wanted, and the roses were also thrown away.
But because he stayed under the table for a long time, Guangzhu knelt on one leg in front of Haha as soon as his legs were weak. This scared Haha, the real-life version of the Big Mutant is too scary for the coward haha.
Disliked each other for a long time, haha and Guangzhu finally accepted the fact that they were partners with each other, haha Leon and Bean Guangzhu set their eyes on Zhao Xiaozhen, who had been watching the play, and the warm gaze made Zhao Xiaozhen feel a little uncomfortable, obviously Haha and Guangzhu couldn't wait for the spy mission.
Cho Hyo-jin took out a tablet and handed it to Haha and Lee Kwang-joo, and then waited for the two to click on the computer and see the contents and said, "You two have been bullied a lot by other members in the past RM shooting, and the production team has decided to give you a chance to take revenge." “
The video screen on the computer is a cut collection about Haha and Light Bead being bullied by others.,Haha and Light Bead instantly became excited when they heard the word revenge.,It's great to be able to borrow the power of the production team to take revenge.。
We planned a special episode called Counterattack by the Weak, and Haha and Guangzhu are the protagonists of this issue. Zhao Xiaozhen ignored Haha and Li Guangzhu's urgent mood, and introduced slowly.
"Why is it called the counterattack of the weak, I am not the weak, the reason why I am bullied is because I am not as knowledgeable as them. Guangzhu is obviously very dissatisfied with the word weakling, although he and Haha have begun to compete for the title of the weakest after Ji Shizhen withdrew, but this does not mean that he is willing to admit it, and Li Guangzhu feels that he is better than Haha.
Haha also agrees with Guangzhu's statement, cowards or something, haha, and admitted, but the word weak haha must not be endured, you must know that he does not use fouls and cleverness to trick people, he feels that he is at least stronger than Guangzhu.
Haha and Guangzhu's weak alliance is already in danger of breaking before it has even begun to be formally established, but fortunately, the expectation of revenge is greater than deciding who is the weakest, and the two can still play happily.
"Tomorrow you have to fight the other 5 people, and the loser gets the title of weak, and you have to bow and apologize to the other person and admit that you are the weak. "Zhao Xiaozhen began to introduce punishment.
Haha and Guangzhu are not calm when they hear that they want 2vs5, it is still unknown whether Xiaofeng and the two of them can settle down, 2vs5 is better than directly letting them admit defeat, at least they don't have to be destroyed again.
"Of course, you two can ask for three helpers, male or female, as long as you have performed in RM, you can invite them. Zhao Xiaozhen saw Haha and Guangzhu's anxious appearance and said the arrangement of the production team, and the showdown with a huge disparity in strength was not what Zhao Xiaozhen wanted to see.
"Ah, three helpers are enough, I'm going to invite 30 people to come. Haha cheekily asked.
"How is 30 enough, Feng En needs at least 10 people to get it, Brother Zhong Guo's muscular monster also needs 10 people, and Sister Zhixiao needs at least 10 people to transform it, I think it's better to call 40 people to be safe." Guangzhu let Zhao Xiaozhen know what it means to be not the most shameless, only more shameless, I didn't expect Guangzhu's proposal to win haha's appreciation, for this very unfair proposal haha and Guangzhu actually didn't look embarrassed at all, and they also said that winning was the most important thing.
"I can only ask for three helpers. Zhao Xiaozhen re-emphasized.
"So what is the content of the game, can you tell us in advance? Haha asked a little unhappily, there are no thirty or forty people around Haha I still feel unsafe.
"I won't tell you what the game is about, it's not fair to the other pair. Zhao Xiaozhen refused.
"Ahh "Guangzhu is starting to play scoundrels, and it's okay to admit that he is a weak person for the sake of some benefits.
In the end, Cho Hyo-jin had no choice but to compromise, and he told Haha and Guangzhu that the winner of the competition would be given preferential treatment if the winner was chosen from the best and least good games of the RM Seven, and the final decision was to tear off the name card. (To be continued......)