Chapter 499: RM's Weak Fight Back (2)
Zhao Xiaozhen took advantage of the kung fu of haha and Guangzhu to escape, after all these years of fighting wits and courage with RM, Zhao Xiaozhen's pretending to be stupid and retreating skills have been perfected, and Zhao Xiaozhen's experience once again proves that everyone is beep.
Cho Hyo-jin escaped, but Guangzhu and Haha still had to stay in the box to contact the candidates they thought could fight against the other five people of RM.
"Haha, who do you think we should look for? Guangzhu is praised by Liu Zaishi as a representative of the third generation of fools in South Korea, and his stupid expression is so harmonious on his face.
"We can only find three helpers, not 30, so we must think about the candidates. Haha made a meditative gesture and said a word of nonsense, and the light bead was actually rationed to make a sudden realization, and even the subtitle group began to worry about the counterattack journey of these two weaklings.
"I think what helper to find is to decide from our opponents, didn't PD just say that the mini-game project is drawn from the strengths and weaknesses of the other 5 people, and the final task is to tear the name card, so the helper we are looking for is the person who has an advantage in tearing the name card and can not suffer in the mini-game. Haha's analysis is amazing, and the light bead is to make a look of I adore you so much that Haha almost squirted out the tea in his mouth, and it was too heartwarming to be worshiped by a fool.
"Brother, since you have an idea, it's up to you to decide who to find. Guangzhu was very irresponsible and handed over the heavy responsibility to haha, haha was speechless for a while, and he could only accept it.
"Hey, the production team is completely giving me a problem, and there are too few people who are eligible. After 5 minutes of coldness, Haha grabbed his hair in a depressed and looked crazy, coming up with those conditions are nothing, but it is too difficult to find the people who are eligible.
"That's it. Said the light bead who was bored playing with selfies on the side.
"Luo Fengen, Kim Jong Kook, Song Ji Hyo, I have a headache when I think of these three people. It's too hard to find someone who can suppress them. Haha said with a sad face.
"Brother, why don't we find three beauties to come over, since we are destined to lose, let's use this opportunity to seek some benefits for ourselves." Guangzhu proposed very unreliable, making Haha so angry that he fought with Guangzhu again.
The effect is almost done, and the two can finally communicate normally, and Guangzhu feels that since they can't be perfect, then they can first come to the main conditions. Select a few more people and then exclude them according to other conditions, and finally make an invitation according to the list, and confirm that they can appear and you're done.
Haha is very surprised that the light bead can come up with such a good way, haha is very doubtful that the light bead is possessed by Xiaofeng, such a good method is not like the light bead can be selected, the light bead is to indicate that the one who is close to Zhu is red and the one who is close to the ink is black, he and Xiaofeng are close to each other and have learned a little bit of real kung fu.
Now that there is a way, the two of them began to choose, and both agreed that the final task of tearing the name card was the main condition, and the small game depends on luck.
"Tear off the brand, I'll deal with Liu Zaishi. "Haha, I first chose the best one among the 5 people I can deal with.
"Then I'll take care of Brother Gary. The light bead was tangled and still chose Gary among the lovers on Monday. Rather than being crushed by bad Ji Hyo, it is better to find Gary to fight, as for Kim Jong Kook and Xiao Feng are not considered by Guangzhu at all, his stupidity does not mean that he is willing to die.
"Well, the two strongest of the five of them have already been taken care of by the two of us, and it won't be that hard to find three helpers who can deal with the weakest trio. Haha said shamelessly, he couldn't even stand the subtitle group when he said this, and put a photo of Kim Jong Kook, Xiaofeng and Song Ji Hyo under the screen, this is the weakest trio in Haha's mouth.
"We don't want to consider Feng Eun, who is a little stronger among the three of them, now what we have to do is to find someone who can deal with Kim Jong Kook and Song Ji Hyo. "Haha, it looks like a winning ticket, but no matter how you look at it, it's a little lacking in confidence.
"It's actually quite simple. Brother Zhong Guoge will change from a tiger to a cat when he meets a beautiful woman, and it is easy to arrange for Sister Zhixiao to be a beautiful man. The light bead analyzed reasonably. Haha was also excited to hear Guangzhu's proposal, so Xiaofeng was left alone.
"I don't usually feel anything when we're together, but now that I'm really standing on the opposite side of Feng En, I find that he's completely a non-human, and it's too difficult to find someone who can suppress him. "Haha studied with Guangzhu for a long time and didn't find a person who could completely suppress Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng is completely a strengthened version of Jin Zhongguo without weaknesses, and the most terrifying thing is Xiaofeng's mind that makes them feel incomprehensible.
"Brother. Otherwise, let's find someone who can contain Feng En, find Feng En an opponent with a very strong physique, let him not play, and wait until we get the others to encircle and suppress him. The lightball suggested.
"That's all we can do, now let's consider the next candidate. Haha reluctantly accepted this reality. But he felt that the hope of victory was relatively slim, not to mention others, it was unknown whether he and Guangzhu could defeat Liu Jae-seok and Gary.
"Okay, let's come one by one now, Brother Zhong Guo, who do we choose?" After smoothing out his thoughts, haha and the light beads finally made substantial progress.
"Yoon Eun-hye, Moon Geun-young?" Guangzhu said uncertainly after thinking about it, but in exchange for a fierce burst.
"Ah, do you want to die? Although you are talking about the type that Zhong Guoge likes, you must know that Zhong Guoge is married now. "Haha look like you don't want me to die, and then the two bowed and apologized to their sister-in-law in front of the camera, and swore that these were just for the variety show effect, but whoever watched it would feel that these two were adding to Kim Jong Kook's blockage.
"Okay, Brother Zhong Guo will tentatively decide these two candidates, what about Ji Hyo?" Haha felt disgusting, Kim Zhong Guo was almost disgusted, so he changed the topic.
"Brother Gary, Kim Seung-so?" Guangzhu replied without thinking about it, but this time haha didn't agree with Guangzhu's point of view, haha said that if it was a real relationship, Song Ji-hyo would probably choose this type, but in the filming, Song Ji-hyo still likes beautiful men, in haha's words, it is impossible to have a dry time in the show, Guangzhu said that he was speechless and right, and Zhao Xiaozhen also has a restriction on helpers, that is, he must have starred in RM, so Guangzhu's candidate is not suitable.
In the end, after research, Guangzhu and Haha unanimously decided to put Song Joong Ki and Min Ho as the best candidates, Min Ho is Yan can attract Song Ji Hyo and has good strength. Song Joong Ki was invited by the light bead because it was very convenient, and Song Joong Ki was blackened by the light bead again.
It's Xiaofeng's turn to be a light bead and haha, Xiao Feng's opponents didn't think about looking for them in the range of artists at all, the candidates they were looking for were either xenofighters or wrestlers, Xiao Feng really didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and after preparing a long list of candidates for Xiao Feng, Haha and Light Bead began to call contacts.
The results of the contact made the two very unhappy. Yoon Eun-hye was filming a TV series and Ben didn't have time to act, and Moon Geun-young politely declined while making a movie, and Haha and Guangzhu suffered a defeat as soon as they came up.
Minho got in touch, but it was impossible for him to act abroad, and the only thing that made the two happy was that Song Joong Ki, who was resting, said that he was happy to participate.
As for the contact situation of the opponent prepared for Xiaofeng, it made the two of them want to cry without tears, because there is no way to communicate, the long list has shrunk a lot, because there are few people on the list of foreign participants, and finally asked if there is no one on the list when they can appear tomorrow, haha and Guangzhu want to cry without tears.
The two briefly discussed it and felt that they should think about it from a different angle, since they couldn't find a helper who could have an advantage in tearing the nameplate, then find a helper who had an advantage in the small game. Since these links are arranged, the advantages given must play a great role in tearing off the famous brand, so Guangzhu and Haha began to study what the advantages and disadvantages of the three people are.
Kim Jong Kook's advantages and disadvantages are very well summarized, all physical games are Kim Jong Kook's advantages, so the opponent for Zhong Guo must at least not suffer in physical strength, Kim Jong Kook's disadvantage is not easy to find, Kim Jong Kook has become more and more concerned about the image and thickened skin and verbose Kim Jong Kook really has no obvious disadvantages except for women, and finally Haha and Guangzhu selected two candidates, one is Choo Sung-hoon who can overwhelm Kim Jong Kook in momentum. The other is Kim so-ro, who has the title of game demon king.
Song Ji Hyo's advantage is that he can sleep very well, and Han is the only one who beats Song Ji Hyo in sleep. Song Jihyo's disadvantage is also not obvious, so Hani becomes the only candidate.
Xiaofeng was ignored again, haha and Guangzhu began to practice the three people on the list, this time it was smoother, Choo Sung-hoon and Hani both agreed to act, haha and Guangzhu finally breathed a sigh of relief. Now it's just a matter of finding someone who can deal with Xiaofeng.
This discussion has been going on for a long time, haha and Guangzhu are going to die of worry, Xiaofeng can't be regarded as inexplicable, but because of the condition that he must have starred in RM, Xiaofeng has become an insurmountable mountain.
"Brother, why don't we call Taeyeon over. Xiaofeng will also give Taeyeon some face. "The light bead flashed and was ready to find another way.
"This can be there. Haha immediately agrees and calls Taeyeon's number, saying that it is not a problem to invite Taeyeon based on his relationship with Taeyeon.
"Hello. The call was quickly connected, and Taeyeon's voice was a little weak.
"Taeyeon, I'm Haha Oba. "Haha, self-report.
"Haha Oba, hello, what's the matter?" Taeyeon asked after a pause.
"Taeyeon, that's right, tomorrow RM is going to shoot a special, do you have time?" Haha asked directly.
"I don't have time, I've been busy practicing lately, and we're about to release a new album. Taeyeon's answer was also very direct, and he did a little publicity by the way.
"Oh, that's it, well, I wish the album a big hit. "After confirming that Taeyeon really can't act, haha, I can only find a way again.
With this experience of finding a different way, haha and Guangzhu's brain hole began to open, since it is impossible to appear when you are young, then it is not bad to find a boyfriend when you are young, as a brother-in-law, Xiaofeng will not give no face at all, anyway, they don't expect the helper they are looking for to defeat Xiaofeng, as long as they can entangle Xiaofeng, they will complete the task.
So haha called Zheng Ronghe, although there are many people who have the other half when they were young, but Zheng Ronghe is the one who has starred in RM.
The result disappointed Haha and Lee Kwang-joo again, although Jung Yong-ho said that it was absolutely no problem to play RM, but it really won't work tomorrow, he is now in Japan, and there will be another performance tomorrow, so it is obviously impossible to participate.
Now haha and Guangzhu are really out of line, in the end, the two made the decision to release Xiaofeng, the two rock-paper-scissors after the light beads are very happy to become Xiaofeng's opponents, after making such a choice, the two can choose a lot more, whether it is Liu Zaishi or Gary are much easier to deal with than Xiaofeng.
In the end, the two chose a jack-of-all-trades character, who has both body and face and has a certain relationship with Xiaofeng, this person is Tiffany's former boyfriend Nikun, in the words of haha and Guangzhu's unreliable, it is not bad to make Xiaofeng embarrassed and not be able to play her due strength.
So the list of five players of the underdog team was determined, haha, Lee Kwang-joo, Nikun, Choo Sung-hoon, and Hani.
The scene cuts back to the day of the RM shooting, and the five members of the strong team who are sitting in the car and heading to the mission location also start a discussion.
"It seems that Haha and Guangzhu are very confident, I don't know who they have found as a helper. Liu Zaishi said as he drove.
"I don't care who they find, I'm just wondering why you're not from the weak group. Kim Jong Kook looked puzzled, Liu Zaishi felt that his heart was so congested, was this disgusted? I think he was the one who was called the two major mountain ranges of RM with Kim Jong Kook, but it was because of Kim Jong Kook's humiliation again and again that he lost his former glory, especially after Xiaofeng joined, the biggest highlight of RM's internal confrontation was Luo Fengen VS Kim Jong Kook and Liu Zaishi, and in order to balance the strength, Xiaofeng often had to add Li Guangzhu, who was holding back.
"Zhong Guo, how can you say that, since we are placed on one team, all we have to do is to work together to win, I don't want to bow to Haha and Guangzhu. Liu Zaishi said dissatisfiedly.
"I don't want to, either, but no matter how you look at it, Brother Shi, you are a black hole on our side, if you are in the underdogs, I don't think there is any suspense in today's task. Kim Jong Kook squinted his eyes (or rather, glared at them) and said with a sneer.
"Hey, Kim Kook-jong, do you want to fight?" Liu Jae-seok parked the car on the side of the road and shouted angrily, he had already said so, but he didn't expect Kim Jong Kook to still sneer.
"I'm happy to accompany you if you want, how do you want to fight?" Kim Jong Kook waved his fist a few times, causing Yoo Jae-seok to swallow a few mouthfuls of foam nervously. (To be continued......)