Chapter 175: Master Fool
Ling Tianxie looked at Ning Meng with a smile, and Ning Meng's gaze did not flinch at all.
"Sister Mengmeng..."
And Zhang Hong, who was in the back seat, felt that Ling Tianxie was very dangerous, and it was best not to provoke easily, so he shouted Ning Meng softly.
"Zhang Hong is much more sensible than you. ”
Ling Tianxie smiled at Zhang Hong, then looked at Ning Meng and said.
"Don't you think it's a shame to say anything about picking up girls in front of girls?"
Ning Meng didn't dare to say tough words, thinking that he could give Ling Tianxian a moral blow.
"I didn't force you to listen. ”
Ling Tianxie said indifferently.
"You've insulted my ears like that, and I won't let you say it anyway. ”
Ning Meng was really helpless against Ling Tianxie, but she still wanted to maintain her eldest sister's demeanor.
"One sentence is equal to ten strokes, I will remember it clearly. ”
The smile on Ling Tianxie's face was even worse.
"You..."
Ning Meng was speechless, and Ling Tianxie's gaze seemed to be staring at her somewhere intentionally or unintentionally, which made her panic in her heart.
"Brother Ling is mighty!"
Zhang Baosheng leaned on the table with his whole body and whispered compliments.
"Don't be a sycophant, if you want to learn, just sit down and listen carefully. ”
Ling Tian looked at Ning Meng with a smile and a smile, and saw that the latter turned his head sideways.
"Yes!"
Zhang Baosheng sat straight, even if he had never studied his homework so seriously.
In fact, in addition to the three major elements of boldness, carefulness, and thick-skinned nature, there are three major requirements for pursuing girls. ”
Ling Tianxie pretended to be unfathomable, but in fact, he was secretly organizing language.
"Brother Ling, I made a note of it. ”
Zhang Baosheng's eyes lit up, thinking that Ling Tianxie was going to teach the true essence, so he took the notebook and recorded Ling Tianxie's words word for word.
Ling Tianxie looked back at him and actually wrote down all the punctuation marks, and was speechless for a moment, was this funny head caught by the door?
"Brother Ling, don't stop, I can't wait to continue listening to your earnest teachings!"
Zhang Baosheng couldn't wait to prepare the record.
"Ahem, the three requirements are charm, connotation and personal creation. As the name suggests, glamour is your own appearance......"
Ling Tianxie looked like an old professor and talked eloquently.
"What should I do if my hardware is not up to par? Brother Ling, your handsome appearance will definitely be able to pursue girls, I ...... it."
Zhang Baosheng was a little anxious when he heard Ling Tianxie say about his appearance.
Ling Tianxie didn't mind the other party's unreasonable interruption in the slightest, but instead gave him time to think: "No, no, it's a big mistake for you to think like this, girls are not as superficial as you think, and they just leave a good impression on the other party on the outside." ”
After a pause, he said dissatisfiedly: "Don't be so anxious, I haven't finished my sentence." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Brother Ling, please say. ”
Zhang Baosheng hurriedly accompanied him.
"Charm not only refers to the appearance of handsome, but also includes whether the character is pleasing, humorous people will definitely be more pleasing to girls; connotation is to represent personal cultivation, speech and elegant manners will of course attract the attention of girls; and the so-called personal creation, this last and most important, that is, to see if you have the peach blossom luck. ”
Ling Tianxie, who was incarnated as a master of fooling, explained it in a serious manner.
Zhang Baosheng applauded very loudly and exclaimed: "Amazing! Admire and admire! Listening to Brother Ling's words is better than reading a century-old book." ”
"No shame!"
Ning Meng muttered quietly when she heard Ling Tianxie's words.
"Ning Meng, do you think there's anything wrong with what I said?"
Although the voice was small, Ling Tianxie could hear it clearly, and he asked out loud.
"I said you're amazing!"
Ning Meng immediately changed her words.
"I think so too, do you want to throw yourself into my arms?"
Ling Tianxie laughed out loud without hesitation.
"You... I would never like you for the rest of my life!"
Ning Meng reacted greatly, and said in a firm tone.
"Yes, time waits for no one, and when I hug me left and right, there will be no place for you to cry. ”
Ling Tianxie shamelessly reminded Ning Meng.
"Do you think you're the emperor? Do you still want three thousand beauties from the three palaces and six courtyards? It's really shameless, shameless, bottomless, big pervert, stinky hooligan, scumbag!"
Ning Meng mocked Ling Tianxie fiercely, and scolded even more loudly when he said it.
"Do you know what you look like now?"
Ling Tianxie's face did not change, and he asked with a smile on his face.
"The resentful woman. ”
Without waiting for Ning Meng to speak, Zhang Hong subconsciously blurted out.
"Haha..."
Ling Tianxie laughed out loud.
And Zhang Baosheng in the back row wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.
Ning Meng looked at Zhang Hong, who was covering her mouth, but she didn't know how to speak: "Xiaohong, you..."
Then he vented the shame and anger in his heart to Ling Tianxie: "Ling Tianxie, don't be sentimental, how could I, Ning Meng, a scumbag like you with a bright appearance and a dirty heart, fall in love with you, and go to the sea of people chasing the old lady, don't forget that you shamelessly confessed to me, I dumped you!"
"Okay, I was impulsive before, it's good to be friends with you, so let that trace of affection go away with the wind. ”
Ling Tianxie generously admitted that he did have a slight affection for Ning Meng before.
"Who will believe your nonsense? You scum is born, you are quite good at hiding, and it took three years of high school to reveal your true nature. ”
Ning Meng was disappointed when she heard Ling Tianxie's words, but on the surface, she looked like she had seen through Ling Tianxie was a scumbag, and still mocked loudly.
"I'm really good enough, I wish you happiness. ”
Ling Tianxie couldn't deny that he was too attentive, and after Ling Yue'er's enlightenment, he would never think that he was a scumbag who would abandon girls.
Ling Tianxie's heart was also hesitant, his feelings were very wonderful, sometimes he came suddenly, he paid attention to being casual, so suppressing his feelings was really against the 'Dao', but for the sake of a few celebrities, he could only contradict himself.
Another point is that he found that if he didn't control it much, he would really become the 'Sea King' in Ning Meng's mouth.
"You fool master, don't try to trick me, you can only deceive that fool. ”
Ning Meng held her head high and looked proud.
"Sister Ning Meng, what Brother Ling said is reasonable, he is the god of pickling girls! ”
Zhang Baosheng plucked up the courage to refute Ning Meng, Ling Tianxie was a 'god' who could help him get out of singleness in his heart, and he was high up and had unique skills.
"Ling Tianxie is obviously making things up, and you believe it in this joke, I think you should ask Du Niang to be more realistic. ”
Ning Meng pursed her lips disdainfully, and said out loud that Ling Tianxie was fooling Zhang Baosheng.
"Brother Ling is an example for me to follow!"
Zhang Baosheng still had no doubts about Ling Tianxie's statement.
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, what kind of charm, connotation, creation, do you look at Ling Tianxie, which one of them does he have? I can't see the same!"
Ning Meng looked at Zhang Baosheng with disdain, his eyes fell on Ling Tianxie, and he looked at him slightly, and said something against his will.
"Brother Ling is absolutely handsome, humorous, approachable, and even more generous and decent, he is simply a peerless male god, needless to say, Peach Blossom Luck is even more leveraged!"
Zhang Baosheng refuted Ning Meng, and it was rare in the world to blow Ling Tian's evil.
"Oh, Zhang Baosheng, you are so fat! You dare to talk to me like this. ”
Ning Meng showed a dangerous gaze and glanced at Zhang Baosheng, who dared to talk back to him.
"Don't dare, little brother, I'm just telling the truth. ”
Zhang Baosheng immediately showed a dog-legged appearance and explained.
"Ling Tianxie, you are really powerful! Not only can you walk among girls, but even boys can play with them. ”
Ning Meng looked at Zhang Baosheng's cowardice and didn't mean to care, she made remarks to provoke Ling Tianxie, her purpose from beginning to end was to target Ling Tianxie.
"My hands are very good, not only can I pat but also massage, the technique is quite good. ”
Ling Tianxie looked at his hand, flipped it in front of Ning Meng, and said with a smile.
"You're going away!"
Ning Meng let out a soft cry, his body shrunk, obviously very jealous of Ling Tianxie's demonic hand.
"It's good to know that you are afraid, and if you come back against me, the punishment will be severe. ”
Ling Tianxie saw that Ning Meng didn't dare to squeak for the time being, and nodded with satisfaction.
looked back at Zhang Baosheng: "I have already taught you all the stunts, and you need to understand it yourself in the future, don't bother me anymore." ”
"Hey, Brother Ling..."
Zhang Baosheng still has a lot of questions, so he wants to ask out loud.
"Shut up!"
Ling Tianxie interrupted him, and looked at the latter with cold eyes, the time to pass the time was enough, this was the end of the self-study, as the head teacher, Liu Yun had not yet arrived, it was very abnormal.
Zhang Baosheng was suddenly struck by lightning, and Ling Tianxie's indifferent gaze was too terrifying! It seemed that he would kill himself if he didn't agree with him.
In addition to wanting to pass the time, Ling Tianxie was completely for the sake of his classmates, so he chatted with him so much, but he spent some brains making up what elements and requirements for picking up girls, which was enough to give him face, and the other party would get to the bottom of it, which would be boring for everyone.
"Yes, yes... Brother Ling, you can study with peace of mind. ”
Zhang Baosheng held back the surprise in his heart and said loudly.
He originally thought that Ling Tianxie was just an entry-level martial artist, and he didn't feel Zhang Hong's momentum, but at this moment, seeing this indifferent eye aimed at him, he simply made his body and mind afraid.
I couldn't help but secretly guess in my heart that Ling Tianxie was the peak martial artist of the day after tomorrow?
"Hmm. ”
Ling Tianxie replied lightly, obviously dealing with a cheeky person like Zhang Baosheng was still the easiest and most direct deterrent.
"Squad leader, I want to go to the toilet. ”
Ling Tianxie shouted softly to Wang Xue in the front row, of course this was an excuse, he wanted to take advantage of the fact that no one went to the office at this time to see what was going on with Liu Yun.
Wang Xue looked back, couldn't help the 'Heavenly Evil Brother' that was about to blurt out, and nodded slightly.
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