"Question 3, if you go out to eat alone, and there is a beautiful woman you don't know, and she keeps rubbing against you, how do you answer, A. The beautiful woman rubs against me? Is she cold? B. I can't bear it, she dares to rub me, I rub her ten times, C. Why do I go out alone, if I go out, who will brush the bowl, who will hold the floor, and who will wash the clothes. ”

Zheng Yu smiled and said: "It's really a big test of survival desire on the Internet, if you answer it wrong, it's fatal, the Jade Emperor is also kind, and the answers are all on it." ”

"The fourth question, my girlfriend said: We broke up, what do you want to do first, how do you answer at this time, A. I want to borrow wine to drown my sorrows, B. go to kneel in front of the ancestral tablet, C. should eat, drink, who will not turn this world. ”

"Damn, this question is ruthless, there is no correct answer. ”

"Question 5, my girlfriend said: I looked out the window when I was taking medicine just now, what do you guess I saw? At this time, how do you answer A. I saw the handsome Jade Emperor? B. Why don't you look at me, C. I don't know. ”

"Hahaha, is this question going to completely break up the little couple?"

Erlang on the side said: "Brother Zheng Yu, what kind of questions are these, why can't I understand them." ”

"Well, it's okay, single Wang can't understand it. ”

"Oh, can the Howling Dog understand?"

......

"Question 6, your girlfriend's head hurts, what are you going to do, A. let her drink more hot water, B. I'll give you a stick, you won't hurt, C. You go to Dr. Sun yourself. ”

Zheng Yu didn't make an evaluation, Li Ruoxuan once asked him this question, and he also chose A, and then Li Ruoxuan didn't pay attention to him for a month, and then there was no then.

"Question 7: If you go out drinking with a friend of the opposite sex and she drinks too much, what do you do? A. send her back, B. take her to open a room, C. find someone to send her back. ”

......

Next, the Jade Emperor came up with three more propositions, and none of them had the right answers, it seems that the Jade Emperor meant that something had to be done today.

"Okay, we ten contestants have already finished answering, so please ask a few of our fairies to take off their headphones as well. ”

After several fairies took off the headphones, they all hurriedly looked at their boyfriend's answers.

Syllable~

I only heard a crisp slap sound.

"You bastard, you didn't save me, I'm going to break up with you. "

Gotta ~ successfully break up a pair.

Faced with this situation, the remaining men swallowed and foamed at the mouth.

"Bastard, why didn't you ask me why I took the medicine? and your third question, why did you choose A, you scumbag, we broke up. ”

Yes, it's another couple.

Seeing these two pairs break up, everyone began to coax, and one by one they really didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

"You blow up a scumbag, my head hurts, you actually let me drink more hot water, I drink your sister ~ break up"

"Bastard, you actually chose B in the seventh question, you scumbag, it's hopeless. ”

As she spoke, the little fairy directly slapped the man.

A series of angry breakups and left, the man glanced at the Jade Emperor, cried and left, and there was a posture in his eyes that if you were not the Jade Emperor, Lao Tzu would wedge you with the soles of his shoes.

The Jade Emperor was at ease, and the people around him who were eating melons also laughed when they saw this scene.

However, there were two other pairs of Poland on the pitch who did not have anything at all.

The Jade Emperor took out a man's answer sheet, and his face was instantly shocked.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the answers of the little brothers around you are simply perfect, let's reveal them together. ”

The ceiling suddenly turned into a large screen, and the little brother's answer was placed on the huge screen.

"I'll go, this guy has a strong desire to survive. ”

Zheng Yu found that this person did not choose every question, but gave the most perfect answer.

For example, the eighth question, the question is that the girlfriend asks her who is more beautiful than Chang'e, who is Chang'e, who is Chang'e, I don't know, I only have you in my eyes, it was you in the past, you are now, and it will always be you in the future.

This guy can't be an expert in survival.

Zheng Yu looked at the little brother, the little brother was serious, with a little tsundere in his eyes, and the female companion next to him also looked at everyone present with a proud look, she could already see that the reward was beckoning to her, but she seemed to have forgotten that there was a pair at the scene.

By the way, the Jade Emperor put another pair of answers on it, but the answers of this pair completely exceeded everyone's expectations, I saw that he answered all the questions incorrectly, and also attached his own opinions, such as the fourth question, he chose C, and even wrote a note: They all broke up, why do you want to do so much, don't hang yourself on a tree, try a few more styles.

Anyone who sees such an answer will go up and beat him up, but his female companion is very calm, without any waves at all, and even a little happy.

When Zheng Yu saw this scene, he really admired the spirit of this fairy, would he hold back his internal injuries if he continued like this.

The Jade Emperor curiously interviewed the fairy: "Excuse me, don't you want to kill your boyfriend for this answer?"

The fairy smiled: "Why do you want to kill him, it's just a small game, there is true love between us, true love is better than everything, what is this answer, that answer, can it be worth our true love?"

Saying that, the two actually performed the nirvana of true love, and the two of them joined the 2.0 version.

The lethality of this move is indeed strong enough, which directly made the originally proud little brother next to him collapse in an instant, he looked at the female companion beside him, and suddenly let out a miserable cry: "No, no, there is no true love between us, ah~~"

The little brother cried bitterly and ran out of the venue in a frenzy, leaving the little fairy alone in the spotlight.

"Hahaha, okay, our winner today has appeared, it is the two golden boys and girls next to me, so please ask our title sponsor of this conference to award prizes to them. ”

Zhu Bajie trotted all the way and ran over, carrying a huge check in his hand.

"Hello everyone, I am the owner of Bajie Supermarket, Zhu Bajie, this event is my title, hello, this is the prize prepared for you at this conference, 100,000 merits, please search for it. ”

Groove~

Zheng Yu said with a confused face: "Why is the reward system so high, why no one has come to tell me, isn't this my sworn meeting?"

Sun Wukong on the side was excited: "Hehe, good, good, I didn't expect there to be a reward in this link, my grandson has to find a female companion, tomorrow's first place is my grandson's." ”

After receiving the reward, the two left the venue, wondering if they would have a big fight after leaving.

After a strange event, the music sounded again, Zheng Yu looked at the time, it was already one o'clock in the middle of the night, at this time, the Dragon Bar should be the hottest, and it was open all night.

After Zheng Yu said hello to Sun Wukong, he left, he was completely awake at this time, after Zheng Yu woke up, he immediately went to Guanyin and explained the situation, but Guanyin had a smiling face, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or angry.

Zheng Yu's mind moved and he returned to the world.

Zheng Yu pushed open the door and knocked on Ren Keke's door opposite, but no one answered, it seemed that he hadn't gotten off work yet.

"At this time, didn't she say that she was going to have a treat. ”

Next, Zheng Yu drove to the Dragon Bar.

There are dozens of luxury cars parked in front of the Dragon Bar, such as Porsche, Martha, Martin, etc., all of which are worth a lot of million-dollar luxury cars.

Lin Feng walked into the bar, or the same passionate music came, Zheng Yu was helpless, just out of the big Mitian bar and into the small dragon bar, but here is much more normal, what pole dance, lion cage fighting everything, several DJs on the DJ stage are playing passionate music, accompanied by flashes of flash, everyone is passionate on the dance floor.

Zheng Yu saw a familiar figure from a distance.

"Zhang Haitang? She's also here. Zheng Yu walked up quickly and patted Zhang Haitang on the shoulder: "Hey, Zhang Haitang, what a coincidence." ”

"Zheng Yu?" Zhang Haitang looked at Zheng Yu with some surprise: "Hehe, it's strange that you also come to this kind of place?"

"This is my bar, of course I'm here. ”

"What? Yours, I'll go, you're from Longteng?"

"Yes, I'm the boss of Longteng now. ”

"What? The stupid person in that circle is you?" As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Haitang immediately covered his mouth with his small hand: "I'm sorry, but I don't understand why you want to buy a company that is about to go bankrupt, and I heard that this bar still has a lot of foreign debts that have not been recovered." ”

"Hiss~~ Looking for you to say this, I acquired a mess?"

Zheng Yu had a black line in his head, he didn't expect this stall to be so bad, it was extremely rotten.

"It's not~ Hey~ I don't know if it's really rich, it's good to be rich. ”

"Don't be sarcastic about me, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to accompany a big guy, aren't you going to find something for Xiaoxue and Ah Lian, I always think it's better to let them enter this circle, by the way, you are so rich, you might as well open an entertainment company." ”

"Entertainment companies?"