When everyone heard the word lottery, their ears were erected like antennas, and their eyes were staring like copper bells.

The majestic voice of the Jade Emperor came: "Everyone, now we have love for our protagonists tonight, Sun Wukong and his brother Zheng Yu came to the stage to draw out the ten lucky viewers tonight for everyone." ”

As soon as the words fell, thunderous applause rang out, and under this applause, Sun Wukong took Zheng Yufei, who was already half drunk, to the stage.

Zheng Yu's face was blushing and slightly drunk, Sun Wukong was supporting Zheng Yu, I don't know why he drank so much wine.

On stage, Zheng Yu smiled at Erlang God beside him: "Second brother, I'll smoke one for you later." ”

"Two, second brother?"

Erlang looked at Zheng Yu in astonishment, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched.

Subsequently, the Jade Emperor took out a lottery box and handed it to the two, first the two of them opened the winner, and then these ten people went to the stage to conduct a lottery, and what they could win was all up to luck.

Suddenly, Zheng Yu laughed and hiccuped, and then grabbed Erlang God behind him, and said drunkly: "Hehe~ Erlang God, guess what, I'm pumping you, hahahaha, look at you, it's such a coincidence, hey, it's more clever than the script is written, hey, look at this thing, second brother, you have to have a treat."

When Erlang God heard this, his face was overjoyed, this is also too lucky, over the years, Heavenly Court has actually carried out lottery, but he has never won once, I didn't expect this time to be so lucky.

Zheng Yu tried to widen his eyes, which had been narrowed into a slit.

"This is... Hou Yi, I'll go, it's the shooter Hou Yi hey. ”

As soon as these words came out, there were bursts of laughter from the audience, and now most of the immortals in the heavenly realm have mobile phones, and everyone is influenced by Lao Jun, and they are also playing glory with the trend.

I saw a man in the crowd walking out quickly, smiling embarrassedly, and then looking at Zheng Yu on the side with sharp eyes.

"Hey, you're Hou Yi, why didn't you bring a bow and arrows today. ”

Hou Yi's eyes were angry, and he was about to make a move on Zheng Yu, but as soon as he saw Sun Wukong beside him, he immediately withered, this Nima Zheng Yu is invincible.

"The next one, this is Guanyin, wow, I didn't expect Guanyin, congratulations. ”

Under the watchful eye, a woman in white appeared on the stage.

Guanyin Dashi has a kind face, has always maintained a smile, her appearance, immediately detonated the audience, Buddhism disciples are all hands folded sincere worship.

"Hello Guanyin, my name is Zheng Yu, I like you very much, my mother likes you very much, and my father, my uncle, and my aunt are all very from... From the worship of you. ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly held the hand of the hungry Guanyin Master, looking excited, because he drank too much wine at Gonggong, and his mouth was a little scoopy.

"Okay, thank you, and thank you for my family. ”

Master Guanyin nodded with an unchanged expression.

Zheng Yu smiled innocently: "Okay... Okay. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Zheng Yu, who had drunk too much, and snorted disdainfully and looked at the co-workers behind the bar who were still making cocktails.

"Is this old thing's wine so strong?"

"Next, Cao... Cao Nichun, hahaha, scared me, I thought it was Cao Nima. ”

Zheng Yu said and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

There was a commotion in the crowd below, and a man in a green robe ran out screaming happily.

"Ah~~~Hahahaha~ I was chosen, haha, Mom, did you see it, I didn't disappoint you, the car is mine, hahaha, I can also find a girlfriend next year. ”

This Cao Nichun obviously drank too much, because he was a single dog who saw countless pairs of Taoist couples passing by, and he was upset, so he drank it cup by glass, so that the wine was a little stronger.

Cao Nichun came to the stage and hugged Zheng Yu, who had won the draw.

"Thank you, brother, you have brought me to the pinnacle of life. ”

Zheng Yu was also excited: "Brother, come on, you will be the most beautiful boy next year." ”

"Next, this name is so tongue-twisting, Lu... Green... Law. ”

"Ah~ hahaha, I was also chosen hahaha. ”

A man in a white shirt and black shorts with his hair combed in a bun ran frantically onto the stage.

At this point, the five people on Zheng Yu's side have been selected.

The following is Sun Wukong's side, and this side is more serious, all of them are very ordinary disciples of various sects.

"Okay, the ten people have been selected, so the ten people are invited to draw each other to see who the grand prize will be. ”

The Jade Emperor took out another box, which contained the prize numbers from the first to the fifth prize and the commemorative prize, and it all depended on luck to win the first to fifth prizes.

Jiro God said: "I'll come first." ”

Erlang God was about to step forward, but he saw Master Guanyin staring at him with a smile.

Erlang was shocked, and he immediately felt that his words were a bit too much.

"I think it's better to let Guanyin come first, come, Tuanshi, please." ”

Master Guanyin smiled and nodded, and stepped forward to pull out a note.

"Congratulations to Guanyin Tuas for winning the second prize, an 80-inch 4K LCD TV, congratulations. ”

What? What is a TV?

Everyone present was confused.

I saw the Jade Emperor's palm move, and a huge box flew directly from the prize area.

"Huh~ good guy, this TV is so big. ”

"Gee, this guy is really making money. ”

The Buddha in the VIP area smiled: "This time it is much more convenient to lecture the scriptures." ”

Master Guanyin smiled and put away the prize and returned to the VIP room.

Jiro God said: "It's my turn this one." ”

As he spoke, Erlang God reached out to grab it, and a note appeared in his hand.

"Congratulations on winning the commemorative award, a nail clipper. ”

Ay?

Erlang God looked confused, what the hell, nail clippers?

I saw a golden nail clipper in Erlang God's hand appear in his hand, and at this time Erlang God's head was blank, he won the lottery for the first time, but this prize is not a TV, not a car, but a nail clipper?

Seeing Erlang God's confused face, Zheng Yu patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, you are the only one in the heavenly realm with this thing." ”

Erlang God wants to cry, the only one is for hair.

The next Hou Yi lottery, and when Hou Yi was drawn, Cao Nichun behind him stared at the lottery box with a squinting eye, as if he was talking about something.

"Congratulations to Hou Yi, the fifth prize, a microwave oven. ”

Cao Nichun finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then Cao Nichun volunteered to step forward, took out a note and handed it to the Jade Emperor.

"Congratulations to this Cao Nima, ahh ”

Cao Nichun looked at the Jade Emperor with a blank expression, and then looked at Zheng Yu beside him.

Zheng Yu looked at Cao Nichun excitedly.

"What's the matter, my brother asked me to cook it, why don't you move?"

"Wow~hahahaha~~"

Suddenly, Cao Nichun shouted, this time it came very suddenly, and most of Zheng Yu's wine woke up.

"I'll go, this guy won't be in fan. ”

I saw that Cao Nichun was standing motionless and just laughing, and his little eyes were about to turn into a crescent moon.

Syllable~

Zheng Yu went up and slapped Cao Nichun in the face, this sudden scene caught the Jade Emperor a little off guard, and everyone also heard this crisp sound, and subconsciously covered their faces one by one.

Cao Nichun turned his head and covered his face and looked at Zheng Yu in confusion: "What's the matter? There are mosquitoes? Hahaha, I won the lottery, the first prize, Mom, have you seen it, your son is out of breath." ”

Cao Nichun ran off the stage and followed the waiter to get his Geely car.

Zheng Yu looked at his hand: "Mosquito, who do you look down on." ”

The next few people were drawn one by one, and a few of them were unlucky enough to win commemorative prizes, a key ring, a rubber band, and so on.

After the draw, the music played, and the crowd went crazy again.

After I don't know how long, the music stopped.

"Now, let's move on to the second exciting moment of the night, male and female black and white, all the men and women selected by the lights, as long as they pass our test, they will receive the corresponding rewards, then we will start to choose at random. ”

As soon as the Jade Emperor's words fell, several lights in the sky began to be randomly selected, and there were more than 800,000 people entering the venue today, and most of them were couples.

It's a couple who got on the dance floor.

The Jade Emperor flew down and came to the ten pairs of lovers.

"Okay, then let's start asking, answering, competing, and competing, and ask the girl to turn around and put on her headphones. ”

Earphone?

Zheng Yu looked ahead, only to see that the Jade Emperor had actually taken out ten pairs of black headphones, which seemed to have been prepared in advance.

Immediately afterwards, the Jade Emperor sent an answer sheet to each boy.

"So let's start asking, the first question, if your girlfriend and your mom fall into the water at the same time, who will you save first, A. my mom can swim, B. save your girlfriend first, please choose. ”

Groove~

"What's the problem, the big test of the straight man's desire to survive?

When everyone heard this, they all looked lively with great interest.

I saw that the boys made a difficulty, but for the sake of the prize, they fought hard.

"Question 2, your girlfriend saw your ex-girlfriend in Sun's pharmacy, what should you do, A. which hospital are you in, B. which ex-girlfriend are you talking about, C. why are you going to the hospital, D. you must have read it wrong, she is in such and such a mountain, please choose. ”

Zheng Yu shook his head helplessly and said: "This question, only a fool will choose the wrong one, no, isn't it true that the Jade Emperor is preparing to break up these couples?"