Chapter 506: Don't Do This

On the other side, Magneto Eric's eyes widened, his hands trembled and he held his phone tightly, looking at the little old man inside who was getting dressed up, his chest suddenly felt stuffy, and his eyes were faintly black.

On the other side, Deadpool, the waiter and the boss went out together, and after serving a bunch of coffee, the waiter and the boss felt that the atmosphere was not right and hurriedly fled the scene.

Deadpool, fearing that it would hurt the fish in the pond, grabbed the VCR and sat back in his place.

Zhen Hao thought about it and sat back.

It's not that he's afraid of harming the pond fish, but he simply feels that he doesn't fit the atmosphere of the crime scene.

It's too basic!

The video ended quickly, and everyone saw with their own eyes that Magneto's face went from black to white to red, and finally returned to its original state.

"Fake, this video must be fake, I haven't made this kind of video, and no one in this world can let me shoot this kind of video. Magneto tried his best to pretend to be light-hearted, as if he didn't care about the content of the video at all.

"I think it's also fake. Professor X nodded thoughtfully.

Magneto breathed a sigh of relief, pulled the corners of his mouth, and said with a far-fetched smile: "Technology is so advanced now, if you want to put one person's face on another person's face, it's not too simple, just look at it, don't take it seriously." ”

As he spoke, Magneto deleted the video on his phone, and at the same time raised his chin at Professor X's phone: "Since it's fake, Charles, you can also delete the one in your phone." ”

Professor X smiled at the corner of his mouth, didn't speak, just nodded, and slowly stretched out his big hand to the phone screen.

Magneto sat stiffly, nervously watching this scene, and didn't dare to take a breath, for fear that a small action of his inadvertent would make Professor X give up deleting the video.

Closer and closer, closer and closer, Professor X's finger is getting closer and closer to the phone screen.

However, Magneto, who was staring closely at his fingers and the screen, didn't notice that the smile on Professor X's old face was getting weirder and weirder, and the corners of his mouth were rising higher and higher.

Suddenly, Professor X's finger was only 0.05 millimeters away from the phone screen, and it stopped.

"Move, why did you stop!" Magneto subconsciously shouted.

Professor X smiled evilly and said, "I think the level of falsification of this video is very high, and it has great research value, as long as we can understand it, it will definitely make our aviation technology greatly improved." ”

"So we'd better just hand him over to the state!"

Zhen Hao: ???

Deadpool: ???

Magneto: ???

No, what technology did you just say?

I didn't hear it clearly, so please say it again!

Even if you open your eyes and tell nonsense, it's not like you say that!

Magneto's chest was stuffy, his head was dizzy, and in a trance he saw one, two, three...... Several of Professor X were smiling maliciously at him.

With a shock to his delicate body, Magneto came to his senses, and when he looked at Professor X again, his face was already solemn: "Charles, just tell me, what the hell do you think you are willing to delete this video." ”

As he spoke, his ability to control metal activated, intending to secretly smash Professor X's geriatric machine.

However, the scheming Professor X had already set up defenses early, and his mental mind had been guarding the mobile phone in his hand.

The ability to control the metal did not get a response, and Magneto's face suddenly became gloomy as water.

"That's your sincerity, and if so, then I can't afford it. Professor X said lightly.

Magneto didn't speak, his body tensed, calculating how much he and Professor X would win.

After a few moments, he sat down weakly in his chair, as if hollowed out, and said in a low voice, "What do you want from me?" ”

Seeing this, Professor X raised a victor's smile on the corner of his mouth, did not speak, and beckoned to the waiter: "Little Jesse, come and settle the bill." ”

When the waiter heard this, he hugged the bill and walked over quickly: "Professor, you have spent a total of 3,123 dollars this time, may I ask you ......?"

"I'm coming!"

Magneto gritted his teeth, then took out a card from his arms and handed it to the waiter Jesse.

As a twilight folk mutant, unlike Charles, who has an official establishment, he can only survive by selling scrap metal every day, and most of the money has to be used to pay off the public facilities and private houses he destroys.

This is more than 3,000 dollars, but the pension money that he, an old man, has saved for a long time.

"Is that enough? Magneto said in a deep voice.

Professor X snorted, "What kind of tone do you have? Who do you think you're talking to? Are you teaching me to do things?"

"You!"

Professor X's rhetorical questions were three times in a row, and Magneto almost died on the spot, and his old face turned red with anger.

"What are you? What are you? This is your attitude of begging for help?" X moved his wheelchair to the corridor, his fingers tapping on the handrail: "It's very simple to want me to delete the video, you come to my room tonight, and I'll teach you how to do it." ”

When Magneto heard this, his delicate body was shocked, and he lowered his head and did not speak.

Zhen Hao and Deadpool on the side looked at each other, their eyes confused, what is Professor X trying to do?

Could it be that when you are old, you have to express your thoughts again and complain to each other?

"Why are you still stunned? Could it be that you still let me push my wheelchair by myself?" Professor X slapped the armrest and scolded harshly.

Magneto was silent for two seconds, then silently got up and pushed Professor X out of the café.

Smash it, smash it, Zhen Hao didn't know what to say about this scene.

I can only hope that Magneto is okay.

After sitting for a while, Zhen Hao got up: "Let's go, Wade, we have to go to the next world." ”

"Hmm~Goo-goo-goo~goo-goo~!"

Speaking of leaving, Deadpool hurriedly hugged a lot of untouched coffee on the table and poured it into his mouth.

Five minutes later, Deadpool, with his big belly, struggled to get up, moved all the way to the door, and slowly pushed open the door of the café.

It was dark and bright, and when he opened his eyes again, Deadpool had already pushed the door of their house.

They're back in Deadpool's home world.

"Wade, what are you doing again, didn't we just come back once two days ago. ”

Zhen Hao said, pulled out the stool, and ...... Wipe the stool clean and honestly ask Niu Erhua to sit down.

Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and pulled off his hood: "It's nothing, just come back when you're homesick...... By the way, stay for one night. ”

Zhen Hao nodded, didn't speak, and pulled out another stool and sat next to Niu Erhua.

"Click~"

The key opened the door, and Vanessa and Cable walked in one after the other, with Cable still holding a shopping bag in her hand.

"Nathan, do you think that 800 dollars of the stroller is better, or that of the 1,300 dollars of the baby carriage?"

"One thousand three good. ”

"I feel the same way, it's just too expensive. ”

"It doesn't matter, I have money, and I have a share in Wade's son. ”

......

After the two entered the door, they were still chatting, and it was obvious that the two of them had gone shopping together.

And more importantly, Cable also skillfully took off Vanessa's coat.

Really skilled!

Deadpool stared blankly at all this, and the action of pouring water suddenly stiffened, and two seconds later, the kettle fell on the table with a thud.

This movement woke up the two, and the cable suddenly stepped forward to protect Vanessa behind him, his eyes glowing red: "Who's ...... Wade?"

"Wade, Wade is back?"

Vanessa poked her head out, and when she saw the real Wade, she smiled and shook her belly to meet her.

Deadpool came back to his senses and hurriedly stepped forward to help Vanessa sit down.

"Wade, you're back so fast this time. Vanessa's tone seemed very happy: "Is it better to stay at home for one night this time?"

Deadpool nodded, then shook his head, and after a moment of silence, he changed the subject: "You guys just went shopping?"

"yes. "Vanessa is eight months pregnant, and it's about to be due soon, and we're going to see the stroller today." ”

As he spoke, the electric cable picked up the kettle on the table, poured a glass of water for Vanessa, and continued: "Wade, you don't know, the current strollers are more luxurious than the other, we saw a stroller today that has only three in the country, he has its own real-time temperature control system, can also feed intelligently, and even sing nursery rhymes to coax the child to sleep, this is not the most powerful ......"

Looking at the chatter, and the previous Stuffy Gourd judging the two of them to the cable, Deadpool's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that this was a real cable.

The next moment, he suddenly felt a little heavy on the top of his head, and he felt more and more that the cable was Vanessa's father in the belly.

Of course, he didn't suspect that Cable and Vanessa had a leg, after all, Vanessa didn't know Cable when she was pregnant.

He's blaming himself, his good brothers are more like poop than his nailed poop.

Listening to the chatter of the wire in his ears, Deadpool made a decision in his heart.

Night is fast approaching!

At the dinner table, Zhen Hao and his party and Deadpool's family of three were eating.

Halfway through eating, Deadpool's eyes rolled around, and he didn't know what the hell he was doing.

After a while, Deadpool threw out a king fried: "Vanessa, people are a little hungry, can you help someone cut a turkey leg~"

Vanessa was stupid and stunned for a full ten seconds before swallowing a mouthful of saliva, cutting off a turkey leg and handing it to Deadpool.

Deadpool didn't answer, and he twisted and pinched his unhappy face: "No, no, no, people want you to feed ...... personally"

"Love to eat or not!"

Shivering, her hair standing on end, Vanessa glanced at Deadpool in disgust and threw the turkey leg in her hand in Deadpool's face.

Then, because of the churning in her stomach, Vanessa got up and went back to the house.

Zhen Hao, who witnessed all this, smiled indifferently and somewhat understood what Deadpool meant.

This guy was poured a mouthful of dog food by Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua at the bonfire meeting of [X-Men 3] yesterday, and the result has been remembered until now.

Today he wants to fight back, and it is obvious that he is waiting for an opportunity to retaliate.

Apparently, though, he overturned.

Silently picking up the turkey leg on the table, Deadpool eats it, but the turkey leg that used to be fragrant now tastes like chewing wax.

On the side, the cable saw this scene, but he couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

However, the poor kid doesn't know that this is the sound that reminds Deadpool of his big baby.

Pulling out the VCR, Deadpool reached for the cable.

His heart trembled, remembering the laser eye video taken by Deadpool before, and Cable felt bad.

I wanted to ignore it, but driven by a strong curiosity, the cable still turned out to be a VCR.

My heart trembled again, this time there was more than one video!

With apprehension, the cable casually clicked on a video.

"Cable, my eldest son...... When you go out, you must be safe, and you must listen to your Uncle Wade...... Seeing your uncle is like seeing your father, you have to give him pocket money every month...... Forget it, you better just give him your salary card...... All in all, in short, I have said so much, and there is only one thing that is most important, and that is that you must listen to your Uncle Wade. Jean said in the video.

"If you hear it, you must be obedient in the future, of course, it doesn't matter what the seniority is, let's talk about it, you and I call me Uncle Wade, and I also call you Brother Diansuo!"

Beside him, Deadpool didn't know when he touched the side of the cable, patted him on the shoulder and said kindly.

Denso gritted his teeth, and felt the urge to kill Deadpool with one shot.

Taking two deep breaths, the cable continued to click on a video and watched it.

"Move times, move times~"

Dynamic music came out, and as far as the eye could see, Cable saw his mother and Aunt Ooloro dancing with the sand sculpture of Deadpool.

Cable: "......"

After looking at it twice, because it was too spicy and seriously inconsistent with the image of Mommy in his memory, Diansuo immediately sent him into the cold palace and opened the next video.

"Hit the move, hit the move!"

It's still familiar dynamic music, and after making sure that I'm not wrong, I continued to watch it.

At first glance, the electric lock was attracted by a piece of light pollution.

After seeing clearly what the light was, the electric lock suddenly looked confused.

If he's not mistaken, the bald wheelchair old man who frantically shakes his head...... It's Professor X!

The image of high morality suddenly collapsed, and the cable was unacceptable, so he hurriedly diverted his gaze.

As a result, he found out that the guy next to Professor X was the legendary Magneto Eric.

Ah......h

Glancing at the smug Deadpool, Cable took a closer look at who else was inside.

It turned out badly, and his mom and dad and Uncle Logan, Aunt O'Loro, and so on were all dancing wildly in it.

Silence turned off the video, and the cable clicked on one of the last two videos.

The next moment, Denso's eyes widened suddenly, and he saw that his mother was doing artificial respiration with Logan next door.

And it's the brushed kind!

With a gasp, Cable hurriedly turned off the video that might have driven his daddy's laser eyes crazy.

Today, there are a lot of images that collapse in his heart, and he is a little afraid to watch the last video.

After struggling and hesitating for a long time, he finally clicked on the last video with the idea that there was only one one left anyway and it would be gone after watching it.

This time, the footage was calm, there was no noise, and there was only one person on camera, but for the cable, the impact was no less than that of a volcanic eruption.

As far as he could see, Jean Gray, his mother, was lying on the ground, looking like she had been played.

Suddenly, the anger that rolled up in all the videos in front of the cable suddenly exploded together, his eyes turned red, and a crimson beam of light instantly shot towards Deadpool.

Deadpool, who had been prepared, easily dodged the attack sideways.

"Hehe, I can't fight, I can't fight...... Brother Cable, let's have something to say, it's all a misunderstanding, Jean just looked like she was tired of dancing, and it has nothing to do with me, I promise!" Deadpool raised his hands and slowly retreated, the cold touch on his head made him dare not say a word more.

The cable didn't speak, smashed the video recorder with his big hand, picked out the memory card in it and threw it directly into his mouth to chew on it, and then swallowed it directly into his stomach.

Deadpool's distressed heart twitched, but he didn't dare to move, and could only watch his big baby being ruthlessly devoured by the cable.

After processing the VCR, Cable still didn't speak, squinting at Deadpool, not knowing what he was thinking.

Deadpool took a step back, covered his ass with both hands and said with a sneer: "Good brother, if you have something to say, don't look at me like this, I'm afraid." ”

"Bang~Bang~!"

No sooner had Deadpool landed than two gunshots rang out almost simultaneously, and the cable shot him severed his dog's leg.

"Ah——— my legs, I can't feel my legs anymore, Help, Help Me!"

Deadpool screamed and rolled on the ground.

Putting away the black and thick special weapon, the cable smiled at Zhen Hao and his party, and then under Zhen Hao's nod of 'please please', he pulled Deadpool into the bathroom.

During this time, Cable once came out to get something similar to a video recorder, then went into the bathroom and locked the door.

Then, some foul language shouted by Deadpool, such as 'don't', 'don't', and 'I'm not ready', can be heard in the bathroom.

Half an hour later, the cable opened the door to the bathroom and walked out with a black face.

Behind him was Deadpool, wrapped in a bath towel.

At this time, Deadpool is like a shy little daughter-in-law, holding a bath towel with one hand and pulling the corner of the cable with the other.

Then they sat back down at the table, and Deadpool intensified, leaning happily on the shoulder of the darkened cable.

Half a minute later, perhaps feeling that something was missing, Deadpool scratched his head and thought about it, and after a moment he got up suddenly, grabbed the hood on the side, and put it directly on his head.

There's nothing wrong with this!