Chapter 505: Come up and finale

"Any other suggestions, please step up!"

On the side, Deadpool touched him, writing and drawing with a small notebook in his hand.

After waiting for a while, seeing that Zhen Hao didn't react, Deadpool urged anxiously: "Man, it doesn't make sense, outsiders say it, do you still have to hide my teammate, say it quickly, my little vault is already empty......"

"Bang~!"

Without waiting for Deadpool to finish speaking, Zhen Hao's face was full of black lines, and he punched the sand sculpture away.

Then he turned around and patted Magneto on the shoulder: "Okay, let's leave quickly if there's nothing to do, find a master to learn the way to do business, I'm looking forward to your performance." ”

"Thank you for your kindness, we'll have a meeting later!"

Magneto nodded heavily, with a complicated look on his face, and turned back three times in one step.

Good guys!

"Stop!" Deadpool, who was sent flying, called out to Magneto.

Facing Magneto's puzzled old face, Deadpool waved his wings and stepped forward, grabbing his arm tightly: "Don't want to go!" Because your bad behavior of casually leaving garbage in the waterway just now has caused me serious personal injury, and at the same time, it has also caused irreversible mental shadows, so you have to compensate me for mental damages, medical expenses, lost work expenses, and energy loss expenses...... That's a total of 1.3 million dollars!"

With that, Deadpool continued with a standard smile, "I don't know if you're cash, a credit card, or a check? ”

Magneto looked confused, and after a while, he stammered, "I...... I don't have any money. ”

As soon as he said that he had no money, Deadpool's face suddenly changed, and his smile turned into a look of disgust: "No money? What kind of garbage are you without money? It's really unlucky to meet a poor ghost like you." ”

Cursing and swearing, Deadpool threw the notebook to Magneto, and said, "Write!"

"Write what?"

"Stupid, of course it's an IOU!"

Magneto: "......"

After writing a huge IOU in silence, Magneto Eric turned around and wanted to leave.

"Stop!" Deadpool's voice rang out again.

Magneto paused for a moment and turned to look at Deadpool, "What else do you want to do?"

His tone was no longer as weak as before, and his gaze began to return to no anger and self-authority.

Deadpool chuckled in his heart, and he didn't say what he wanted to say for a while, but when he remembered Zhen Hao behind him, he suddenly stood tall again.

"Smack~!"

A slap that was neither light nor heavy instantly slapped on Magneto's skull.

Magneto was stupid at the time, why should he?

Zhen Hao patted him, even if he couldn't beat him, he couldn't run away, and he wasn't ashamed to say it.

But why does this sand sculpture dare to shoot his skull?

Could it be that his operation of writing an IOU made this sand sculpture think that he was a good bully?

If that's the case, then the aunt can't bear the uncle, and Magneto thinks he should let this sand sculpture recognize the reality.

"You ......"

"What are you?" Deadpool crossed his hands on his hips and straightened his lower limbs forward, very arrogant: "Do you think that you have such a big thing, write an IOU and it's over?" The IOU is only the first layer of protection, but who knows if you will default on the debt, so this second layer of protection is the most important thing. ”

Feeling bad, Magneto swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said dryly, "That...... What is the second layer of protection?"

Hehehe, Deadpool pulled out the VCR from behind his butt: "Erik, cover your ass or cover your face, choose one." ”

Σ(っ °Д °;) っ

Magneto was speechless in shock, and almost fell into the balance.

After a while, seeing that Deadpool didn't look joking, he looked at Zhen Hao with anticipation: "Master, save me!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't have a choice at the beginning, and now I just want to be a melon-eating crowd with no feelings. Zhen Hao clasped his hands on his chest and stood aside.

Be careful, the liver is half cold all of a sudden!

Magneto Eric broke out in a cold sweat, looked at Deadpool who was approaching him, and said with a forced smile: "Brother, if you have something to say, don't dance a knife and a gun at every turn, it's really not good." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, cover your face or cover your ass, choose quickly!" Deadpool urged impatiently.

Magneto suddenly panicked even more, and the weak and pitiful and helpless tears in the corners of his eyes fell down: "Brother, don't be like this, I'm a dry old man, not greasy at all, how can you ...... You can get your hands on it!"

"I can't get my hands on it, it's not something you worry about, do you take it off yourself or will I take it off for you?" Say okay first, I'll help you take it off, you may have to change your clothes...... If you have one!" Deadpool said.

"Don't be like this, the impact of dancing knives and guns is not good...... Ah——— what are you going to do? Don't pick it up, I beg you don't pick it up! I ...... I'll do it myself!"

......

On Alcatraz Island, Logan slowly approached Jean with a powerful annihilation particle.

During this period, the restless phoenix power tried to burn Rogan to ashes several times, but was forcibly suppressed by a force called love in Qin's heart.

Even so, the overflowing energy around him still made Logan suffer enough, and his flesh and blood continued to turn into ashes, and then quickly regrouped.

Logan thinks that this is the ability of his self-healing factor, but in fact, it is not, this is the power of the power of the phoenix, and this is Jean helping him.

The power of the phoenix represents destruction, but it also represents new life.

In the distance, the X-Men borrowed more than a dozen binoculars from the commander and watched the eight-and-a-half drama with the commander.

But soon, their teeth were sour, especially when they saw the scene of Logan and Jean kissing affectionately, they suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, and their stomachs churned.

"It's good to catch up with this scene, otherwise we would have come in vain. ”

Deadpool suddenly spoke, and the frightened crowd struck a spirit, and the iceman's icicle almost stuck in his temple.

But after 0.01 seconds, the Iceman regretted it, his intestines were all repentant, he should have inserted it directly!

"Please remove your shaved ice, you've already disturbed my video. Deadpool said without looking up at the threat of shaved ice hanging overhead.

The ice pick dispersed suddenly, and the iceman coughed lightly and was speechless: "Mr. Wade, what are you recording the two of them for?"

Deadpool didn't speak, but pulled out a five-cent coin from his bosom and stuffed it into the Iceman's hand, then waved his hand in disgust.

The meaning is obvious, good, while playing.

......

The blue tendons on his forehead suddenly burst out, and the iceman regretted it even more, he should have killed this sand sculpture directly just now.

Half a minute later, the power of the phoenix in the distance vanished, and Logan and Jean separated their lips and teeth, and a transparent slime connected in the middle.

Brushed it!

For this scene, Deadpool suddenly became more excited, as if he could already see his good brother ——— what kind of mood he would feel when he saw the video of his mommy and Uncle Luo kissing next door.

After staying for a while, seeing that there was no other more exciting plot development, Deadpool put away the VCR with a look of regret.

"Wade, hurry up, it's time for us to go to the next world. Seeing this, Zhen Hao urged.

"Wait a minute. ”

Without looking back, Deadpool trotted up to the commander and stretched out his hand to ask for money.

The commander looked embarrassed: "Hero, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's just that we all follow the process, and we don't have a million for you." ”

"It's one million and two hundred dollars!" Deadpool was furious: "I don't care, one million and two hundred dollars, give it to me now, not a penny less!"

"But we really don't have any money now......" The commander had a bitter face, and he was about to cry.

"What big are you talking about if you don't have money, give me money or let me cut out your tongue, you can choose one!"

"Even if you cut out my tongue, you can't change the fact that I don't have any money. ”

......

The two sides argued for five minutes, and finally the commander couldn't stand Deadpool's mouth cannon, and in a low voice, he and his subordinates and soldiers made up, plus all the Franklin in the laboratory, and finally paid Deadpool 307,832 knives plus seven cents in the hiring fee.

Of course, an IOU is indispensable.

Subsequently, the group watched Zhen Hao and the others open a door with only a door panel left, and disappeared in front of them in a grand manner.

Only then did the bitterness and heartache on the commander's face disappear, and the corners of his mouth rose wildly.

Earned almost 700,000 dollars again!

What? You say IOU?

No, the name on the IOU is not his, what does it matter to him!

"Jingle bell~!"

With the pleasant sound of wind chimes, Zhen Hao pushed open the door of a café and walked in.

The seven or eight people walked in all of a sudden, and immediately attracted everyone's attention.

At this time, the business was not very good, and the total number of customers in the entire café was not as large as Zhen Hao and his party.

Seeing this, the owner of the café was in good spirits, and hurriedly drove the waiter forward, and greeted Zhen Hao and his party to a spacious corner with a smile.

After ordering a few cups of coffee, Zhen Hao and Deadpool sat face to face, but they didn't look at each other, but looked at the two little old men on the table next to them.

One was in a wheelchair, but the light reflected above his head exuded the aura of a strong man all the time.

The other hairy man smiled gently, and when he looked closely, there was still a hint of pampering in his eyes.

This is a pair of old acquaintances who deal with a lot——— Professor X Charles and Magneto Eric!

"Boy, what are you looking at?"

Magneto's unangry eyes looked coldly at Zhen Hao and Deadpool, and the eyes of the two of them made his local area a little nervous.

"Eric, don't be so fierce, it will frighten the child. ”

Professor X calmed the restlessness in Magneto's heart with a good old smile, then turned to look at Zhen Hao and Deadpool, and continued, "Young man, do you know us? Also, you can't wear too much tights, it's easy to affect your development. ”

Deadpool: "......"

"Don't worry, there's a lot of room in him. Zhen Hao shrugged.

Professor X nodded, with a clear expression: "I see, but I'm talking too much." ”

Deadpool: "......"

Little Wade has become little Wade after many premature deaths, and now that he is not fully developed, Deadpool does not want to discuss this topic more.

Smirking evilly and pulling out the VCR, Deadpool left his seat and sat next to Professor X, and Zhen Hao followed to Magneto's side.

But unlike Deadpool's smooth sitting, Magneto is as immobile as a mountain, wanting to give Zhenhao a dismount and let him know that the elderly are not easy to mess with.

But when Zhen Hao almost broke his old waist with a buttocks, he finally chose to give in.

According to Zhen Hao and Deadpool's understanding of the plot, there is only one scene of Professor X and Magneto facing each other and drinking coffee while playing Go.

But the time point when this scene appeared was already the finale, and the supporting characters were almost dead, and it seemed that only these two old protagonists were left to survive.

There is no sense of involvement at all!

So, after Deadpool decided to leave a memorable gift for the two old men, Zhen Hao readily agreed.

"Charles, come, I'll show you a big baby. Deadpool beckoned mysteriously to Professor X and said with a wicked smile.

The smile on Professor X's face paused for a second, then returned to normal, as if casually asking, "So you know us, it seems that we are still very famous." ”

"So-so, just over a billion less fans than me. Deadpool said shamelessly, and then took the initiative to get to Professor X's side and quietly turned on the video recorder's function of playing video.

"Move times, move times~!"

The dynamic music came, and Deadpool hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, it's not this." ”

After saying that, he began to pull in the many videos.

Professor X's face was very strange, because he had just glanced at it again, and he saw a circle of light pollution, and the scene of Magneto Eric shaking his head frantically with his hands on his hips.

This......

Half a minute later, Deadpool finally found the footage, opened it, and handed it to Professor X.

Professor X looked at the video and didn't speak, the expression on his face became more and more weird, and even if he looked closely, there was a glimmer of divine light.

The footage is not long, only four and a half minutes.

After the video ended, Professor X reached out and grabbed Deadpool's hands with a serious face, and said seriously, "Hero, please make a copy of it!"

"Say it, I'll pass it on to you later. Deadpool readily agreed.

Professor X was overjoyed, trembling and not knowing how to thank Deadpool for his kindness.

After thinking for a moment, he beckoned to the waiter: "Little Jesse, give one of my friends the most expensive coffee in your store, and I will pay for their consumption!"

Deadpool suddenly perked up: "I want two drinks!"

"Bang~!"

One punch knocked this shameless guy into a bow, and Zhen Hao hated the iron and said with hatred: "Shameful thing!"

Then, when he turned his head to look at Professor X again, Zhen Hao had already regained his smile: "No, no, it's just a gesture, Professor you are too polite." ”

To be honest, Professor X regretted it just now, especially when he heard Deadpool's bold words, he couldn't help but tremble in his heart.

He's just a white-haired ...... The white-eyed retired old professor has long lost his life savings when he was fighting monsters, and now he lives on this meager pension.

He's poor!

However, Zhen Hao's reasoning made Professor X secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

His Franklin saved!

But this is the thing, but he can't say that, and he even has to show a calm appearance, after all, he still wants the face of Professor X.

"Hahaha, little brother, you are too polite, not to mention double, even if it is three or four cups, it doesn't matter. ”

"Really?"

Professor X was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but he still nodded with a fluke mentality.

"Professor, you're really too polite, how can we be embarrassed to let you break the bank. ”

"Haha, since that's the case, it's ......"

"However, there is an old saying in our ancient country, which is called the elder does not dare to resign, which means that the old man gives you something, you must continue, otherwise you will not respect the elder. Saying that, Zhen Hao gritted his teeth and said: "Although it will make us very embarrassed to do this, we can't fail to respect you, so let's be wronged and drink a few more cups of coffee...... You can't do more, four glasses is already the limit, and you can't drink any more. ”

What is TM called being wronged, do you call this being wronged?

Professor X panicked, and hurriedly said, "Actually, you don't have to force ......."

"It's okay, today is to drink until we get back, and we must put our respect for you first!" Zhen Hao said righteously.

"Respect or disrespect, in fact, I don't ...... at all"

"Don't say any more, Wade, you go and help the waitress serve coffee, four cups per person, not one less!"

On the side, Wade was dumbfounded, and when he heard this, he quickly got up and ran to the counter not far away.

The matter has come to this point, it has reached the point of no return, unless Professor X can be shameless, otherwise he will break the fee today.

But can he be shameless?

Especially now that Magneto, who is still sitting opposite him and is still in love with him, this tooth will be swallowed in his stomach if he crushes it!

Just pity his poor retirement pension......

For a moment, Professor X sat down in his chair as if his whole person had been hollowed out.

Directly opposite, Magneto Eric looked at his old friend's deflated appearance, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, revealing a smile called schadenfreude.

And by coincidence, this smile happened to be clearly seen by Professor X.

What is it?

This is a provocation!

This is absolutely unbearable!

Die to die together!

With this in mind, without Deadpool's hands, Professor X took it upon himself to upload the video he had just seen to his phone, and then sent it to Magneto with an inscrutable smile.

Can you still laugh?

Magneto's brows furrowed slightly, feeling that things were not as simple as they seemed, and the vibration from the mobile phone in his pocket made his little heart tremble.

He squinted and picked up his coffee, took out his mobile phone with his other hand, opened the video email sent to him by the old bald head, and clicked play directly without a pause.

In the next second, Magneto's eyes burst out, and a sip of coffee suddenly sprayed at Professor X.

Blocked!

Professor X put away his mental thoughts, and in the face of Magneto's spitting, he didn't care at all, and even wanted to ......

No, he's already laughing!