"No, this must not be given to you!" Zhen Hao shook his head and refused, his attitude was very tough, and there was no negotiable meaning.

People are reluctant to give real good things, and the sect leader sighs and does not force it.

But if you can't get it, you have to ask what it came from, otherwise this feeling of choking will remain in his heart, and he won't even have the heart to eat, and he will lose sleep at night.

Moreover, insomnia can cause various complications.

For example, mental weakness caused by poor sleep quality, baldness caused by thinking too much in the head, and so on.

Although baldness will make it stronger, he doesn't want to be bald.

"If you don't let us learn, we won't learn, but you'll have to tell us what it is, right? The sect leader scratched his head, dropped a few hairs, and fluttered alone in the wind, very desolate.

Zhen Hao stared at him for a long time, seeing that he had not given up, making a helpless look of "I was defeated by you", and sighed: "Okay, since you want to know, then I'll tell you about it...... The Great War of the Year. ”

As he spoke, Zhen Hao's eyes were slightly distracted, as if he had fallen into an ancient memory.

Ip Man and the sect leader were in good spirits, they looked at each other, their faces were full of excitement about eating big melons, they focused on their spirits, slowed down their breathing, and listened attentively.

Niu Erhua: (→_→) Two wisdoms.

"A long, long time ago, there was a young man named Sandao, who beat a small family and died, leaving him alone in this world. Since he was a child, because he had no relatives to support him, he was often bullied by others, and even the broken bowl he asked for food was lifted. ”

Zhen Hao's expression was a little heavy: "It was winter, since the broken bowl he asked for rice was overturned for the hundredth and eighth time, he hadn't eaten for three days, huddled in the snow, hugging himself tightly and shivering, seeing that it was about to get cold." ”

In a trance, he seemed to see a warm light rising from the top of his head, and then he saw his deceased parents, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, etc., all the deceased relatives appeared in front of him. ”

Sandao smiled and stretched out his hand, wanting his relatives to bring him with him. But he shook his head and refused his request to get in the car.

But it also brought him good news.

A group of them worked desperately to grab a peerless treasure for the Three Blades, and they had already sent it to him by the Three Realms Express, so it should be almost there.

As he spoke, the expression on Zhen Hao's face became much heavier, and even a little sad: "As soon as his mother's words fell, a bright light fell from the sky, and a meteorite the size of a skull rushed straight to the three swords, which ...... It's his courier. ”

Niu Erhua: "......"

"This ...... Wouldn't this person be stoned to death if he sent something with a meteorite?" The sect leader's face was a little confused and incredulous, isn't this a major bug?

"yes. Zhen Hao nodded and shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "So he was killed by this meteorite, and he left with him, grandparents, and grandparents, and lived happily together ever since, never separated, and ...... Madam Morder. ”

"Isn't it, is this the so-called big war?" Ye Man couldn't help it, his face was as uncomfortable as eating, and he questioned it, feeling that he had been tricked.

Zhen Hao sneered and gave him a blank look: "Who said this is the end? I'm just getting started, and you interrupted me with you and me, do you still want to hear the story?"

"Think about it, we definitely want to!" the leader nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking rice.

"Hmph, you can listen to it if you want to, then wouldn't I be very shameless?

......

Ten minutes later, the sect leader moved from Zhen Hao's front to his back, sweating all over his head, and playing a series of decent Wing Chun.

He was massaging Zhen Hao.

In fact, Zhen Hao originally wanted to shave a sha, but considering the appearance of the sect leader's powerless hands, even if he didn't resist, it was estimated that he wouldn't even be able to break his epidermal defenses, so he could only retreat to the second best place and barely enjoy the sect leader's Wing Chun massage.

"Immortal Zhen, do you think my strength is okay?" panting, the sect leader grinned.

"What a fart, I don't even think you're too weak to tickle. ”

Zhen Hao said it, but he still didn't continue to sell Guanzi, his expression returned to trance again, and he muttered to himself.

After claiming a large amount of property from Sanjie Express, Sandao and his relatives lived a happy life without worrying about anything, lacking nothing but a wife. ”

"And the peerless treasure express that was sent down, because the recycling cost was too large, no one or immortals and ghosts would pay attention to it again. ”

As he spoke, Zhen Hao glanced at Ip Man.

Ye Man understood in seconds, and handed over the cleaned teacup in his hand, which was filled with new tea.

Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, took a sip, and then continued: "At about four o'clock in the morning, the butcher pulled the freshly slaughtered fresh food, passed by the side of the road where the three knives were killed, and saw the three knives covered in blood and flesh at a glance. ”

Zaima was startled, and immediately stepped forward to check, only to see a corpse that had long been stiff and cold. ”

"For the tragic experience of the three knives, Zai Ma has also heard of it, and this situation can only sigh, maybe this is also the way to liberate the three knives. ”

Zaima was also a kind man, and after hesitating for a moment, he dug a pit and dragged Sandao into it. Looking at the big black egg who smashed him to death on the side, Zaima thought about it, and decided to bury it with the three knives, which can be regarded as having a companion. ”

Suddenly, Zhen Hao's tone changed suddenly: "Suddenly! The moment Zaima touched the meteorite with both hands, the meteorite exploded directly, and a golden peerless recipe popped out of it, which was this "God of Food Recipe". ”

Seeing that there was no one around, he hurriedly took it into his arms, hurriedly buried the three knives, and trotted all the way home with the cart transporting fresh food. ”

Since this day, Zaima has been at home all day long to practice recipes, after unremitting efforts, finally became a generation of peerless kitchen gods, and at the same time, in order to commemorate the three knives, Zaima officially changed his name to "Zai Ma three knives". ”

"By the way, is this really a recipe?" the Sect Leader's movement to sweat suddenly suffocated, and he sensed that something was wrong.

Zhen Hao didn't answer immediately, but drank all the tea in the cup, handed the empty cup to Ip Man on the side, and then turned around and looked at the sect leader with (→_→) eyes.

"Come, come, come, you can say so, I will give you my place, you come and tell us. ”

"No, no, no, you come, I promise not to interject, or you continue!" the sect leader sneered and waved his hand repeatedly.

Zhen Hao glanced at him, snorted coldly, and continued to tell the story.

"Zai Ma Sandao became a generation of kitchen gods, and after someone ate his dishes, they recommended him to the emperor at that time. This old emperor is also a person who loves to eat, and after eating the meal made by Zai Ma Sandao, he was immediately shocked as a celestial, regardless of the opposition of the whole dynasty, and worshiped him as a brother with a different surname. ”

At that time, the old emperor also had a daughter named Xiaofang, who had beautiful big eyes, thick and long braids, and also inherited the attributes that the old emperor loved to eat. Three meals a day, all meals are solved at Zaima Sandao's house, and later it is even excessive, even supper. ”

"It's just that sometimes the supper is too rich, and I eat it until the second half of the night. After two or three hours in the second half of the night, it would be dawn, Xiao Fang thought about it, it was not a matter to run back and forth like this, so she simply secretly lived in this house of Zai Ma Sandao. ”

This man and woman, who came and went, lived under one roof, and over time they had feelings, and on a dark night, they naturally came together, and then lived happily for several months. ”

"Until one day, the palace had a routine physical examination, and when the imperial doctor checked Xiaofang, he found that she was pregnant!"

The old emperor was furious, and immediately ordered a thorough investigation, and the thief must be killed under the horse, and the five horses were divided into five horses and dragged to feed the dogs. ”

"In fact, the main reason for the old emperor's anger was not that Xiao Fang was pregnant before she was married, but that Xiao Fang had already had a fiancé, and the object of her marriage was the youngest son of the sect master of the largest immortal cultivation force in the mortal world at that time. “

"The old emperor can't afford to provoke them, and he doesn't dare to provoke them, so he can only quickly find the murderer before they find out and give them a tape, otherwise the entire royal family is afraid of murder. ”

"There are unforeseen circumstances in the sky, the old emperor never expected that the next day the suzerain of "Volaeyang" found out that his daughter-in-law had secretly given it to man, and immediately became angry, led a large army to press the border, densely covering the sky and the sun, and the sky was full of monks of "Volaeyang". ”

"Mantian? Can they fly? Aren't they immortals? Mantian immortals, is this "Volaeyang" sect so strong? Also, why does the name of this sect sound weird?"

Ye Man couldn't help it, his face turned red, and if he didn't ask again, he would have to crack it on the spot.

It's a matter of cultivating immortals, anyway, I have to say it for a while, Zhen Hao decided to simply give them science popularization now.

"Cultivating immortals, the ultimate goal is to become immortals, immortals can fly, but those who can fly are not necessarily immortals, it may still be a treasury...... Ahem, anyway, don't use your shallow knowledge to describe immortals, the power of immortals is much greater than you think. ”

"How big is it? Could it be that he can still slap this building in the face?"

"A building? Zhen Hao sneered: "Or just say that you are shallow, you don't talk much, I want to laugh at what you say." ”

"The real immortals, moving mountains and reclamation is just a trail, it is not difficult to shoot with all your strength, and it is not difficult to cut out a Great Rift Valley with a sword, and there are even more great people, a thought of life and death, if you want to die, you will die, if you want to live, you can't die, and you can give life to all things with a wave of your hand. ”

When the sect leader heard this, he opened his mouth wide in shock, with the limited thinking of his age, he couldn't imagine what kind of sword could cut out a great rift valley in East Africa.

came back to his senses and said excitedly: "This ...... Is it so strong? Can we get to that realm too?"

"Want to eat fart?"

Zhen Hao showed no mercy and broke the illusion of the two: "With your qualifications, it's good to be able to take off on the spot and catch a missile or something with your bare hands, don't think about those unrealistic things all day long, there are only a handful of great achievements on this road." ”

Missiles with bare hands?

Ip Man and the sect leader swallowed in unison, this kind of visible target shocked them more than slashing out a Great Rift Valley with a sword.

Zhen Hao stretched out his hand to hold the teapot on the table not far away, and then took the empty cup from Ye Man's hand, and said lightly: "If you still don't understand, hurry up and ask, I haven't finished telling the story yet." ”

The two of them were shown by Zhen Hao's hand, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and waved their hands in unison: "It's gone, you continue to speak." ”

After glancing at the two of them, Zhen Hao drank all the tea in the teacup in his hand again, and his eyes fell into memories again.

"The original intention of the sect master of "Wolaiyang" was to extinguish his mouth in order to defend the majesty of the sect, but his son ——— Bu Zaihu had a deep affection for that little fang and couldn't bear her family to be ruined, so he begged his father bitterly, hoping to give him a chance to negotiate. ”

Bu Zaihu's father loved his son very much, and finally agreed to Bu Zaihu's proposal. Bu Zaihu flew down to the palace as soon as possible and had a long talk with Xiao Fang all night. The content is nothing more than dog licking words such as "I don't care" and "I'll raise you when I was born". ”

Xiao Fang was helpless + moved, looked at the three knives that had not yet appeared, and looked at the frightened old emperor and many family members, so she could only agree to Bu Zaihu's request, go back to the sect with him, and live with him honestly. ”

Three days later, everything was over, and at this time, the "immortals" who were scared and trembling, and did not dare to show up, could not bear the inner torment after all, and for the sake of their unborn child, he embarked on the road of finding a wife with a kitchen knife and an iron pot on his back. ”

"As the largest sect in the mortal world, the address of "Wolaiyang" is not difficult to find, and with superhuman cooking skills, Zaima Sandao easily blended into the back kitchen of the sect. ”

It's just that when he saw Xiao Fang with a happy and big belly, and Bu Zaihu who looked at Xiao Fang with a doting face, Zai Ma Sandao was silent, after all, Bu Zaihu and Xiao Fang had a marriage contract, he ...... Just a third party. ”

Zai Ma Sandao wanted to leave, but after looking at his own child in Xiaofang's belly, he finally stayed on Wolai Mountain in "Wolaiyang", silently using his cooking skills to take care of Xiaofang and his children. ”

"This ...... Are you sure you're not a bloody romance?"

"No, it's you or I'm ......" Looking back and seeing Niu Erhua's expressionless face, Zhen Hao was stunned for a moment, and then the impatience on his face was quickly replaced with a warm and flattering appearance.

Nodding his head and saying: "I'll tell you, although there is some blood in front of this story, but it's not about to reach the main plot, don't worry." ”

Saying that, Zhen Hao didn't give Niu Erhua a chance to find fault, and hurriedly continued: "His father is on the mountain, Xiaofang knows it, and Bu Zaihu also knows it, but just like his name, as long as he doesn't do anything out of the ordinary, he doesn't care." ”

All three pretended not to know, and life went on like this. One day three years later, news came from the Immortal Realm "Wolaiyang" Sect that there were immortal N generations who wanted to play in the Nether Realm, and instructed the Nether Sect to take care of it. ”

As soon as he received the news, a streamer of light fell from the sky, it was a 2B young man who looked unruly and almost wrote "I am a gentleman" on his face, and he didn't pay attention to Bu Zaihu who came to greet him. ”

Then he was even more arrogant, and on the night of his descent to the earth, this dragon set immortal N generation fell in love with Xiao Fang, who had big eyes and thick braids, and made excessive requests to let her come to bed. Bu Zaihu didn't really care, of course he wouldn't agree, so he fought with him on the spot. ”

"After all, the immortal N generation has capital, and after thirty or fifty moves, he slaughtered the tiger on the spot and beat him violently, and his own mother didn't know him. Then he smiled cruelly, and pulled Xiao Fang, who was crying, and wanted to enter the house and be happy. ”

This scene happened to be seen by the three knives who came in to serve the food, the blood was surging, the brain melon seeds were buzzing, and the knife technique of practicing cutting vegetables on weekdays flashed in his mind one by one, and in the chaos of his brain, he pulled out the kitchen knife on his waist, and actually slashed the immortal N generation dragon set that could be slaughtered by the tiger on the spot. ”

"The immortal N generation is dead, his family is a big guy that the upper realm sect can't provoke, Bu Zaihu asked Zaima Sandao to take Xiaofang on the spot, leading his son to leave quickly, the farther away the better, and he himself stayed and lived and died with the sect. ”

It's just that when they were still pushing each other, saying touching lines such as "You guys go quickly", "No! I won't go", "I want to go together", and "Dad, you go with us", the Upper Realm Sect descended to the mortal world, saying that they were going to take the parties to sue, and said that although they were not powerful, they were not at the mercy of others. ”

They believed and followed them to the heavenly realm. It's just that the scene is a little different from what they imagined, as soon as they went to the heavenly realm, they were arrested by a group of people and escorted to a middle-aged man with a sharp beak monkey cheeks, not like a good person. ”

"This middle-aged man is the Immortal N-1 generation of his father——— Immortal N-1 generation. ”

"It is said that what kind of Lao Tzu has what kind of son, and the immortal N-1 generation is not a good thing, and put a bunch of cruel words, and then he will pull Xiaofang into the house again to continue to do what the immortal N generation has not done. ”

The same plot appeared again, Zaima Sandao fell into chaos on the spot, and the aura of Fang Yuan poured in from the top of his head, and Shenwei slashed, killing the immortal N-1 generation on the spot. ”

But this is not the end, the aura vortex above the head of the three knives is getting bigger and bigger, and the terrifying massive aura is frantically poured into his body, and his body is like a bottomless pit, as much as he wants, without a little bit of support. ”

At the same time, the small ones came to the old ones, Immortal N-2, Immortal N-3, etc., lifted the coffin board and flew out, wanting to cut the three knives of the slaughter. ”

Just looking at the massive amount of aura on the top of the three knives that was enough to crush them to death by just the quantity, they were instigated and didn't dare to step forward. ”

But Jiang is still old and spicy, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he released a message, saying that there is a treasure on the three knives of Zaima, and there is a hint of opportunity to become holy. ”

So the entire heavenly realm exploded, and the ill-intentioned immortals attacked Zaima three times at the same time. ”

"Although the three knives are extraordinary, after all, two fists are invincible to four hands, and they are beaten all over their bodies. Seeing that he couldn't hold it at any time, he just couldn't stand. ”

"At this time, I don't know how many generations of immortals have had a head convulsion again, and threatened Zaima Sandao with Xiaofang, so that Zaima Sandao will abolish his own cultivation, otherwise he will be in front of everyone, hehehehe. ”

"One-click recovery of the plug-in to the account, Zai Ma Sandao's eyes were red, he threw away the bloodstained kitchen knife in his hand, and took out the big black cauldron behind him. The moment the black cauldron was removed, for some reason, it suddenly dispersed with the wind and merged into the heavens and the earth. ”

Seeing this scene, Zaima Sandao was stunned for a moment, and then realized. Facing the siege of the immortals, he closed his eyes indifferently, and his hands shook slightly, as if he was ...... In the stir-fry in general. The immortals laughed when they saw this scene, thinking that he was crazy and that the treasure was at his fingertips. ”

Before the laughter could fully spread, the screams suddenly came, and there were immortals who spontaneously combusted, and were soon fried into a cloud of ashes. The immortals were frightened and wanted to escape, but they found that their bodies were out of their control at some point. ”

In this way, this war ended hastily with such a strange ending, and the three of Zaima Sandao, Bu Zaihu and Xiaofang disappeared after the war, leaving only a copy of "Food God Recipe" for the world to understand. ”

The whole story was finally finished, and Zhen Hao breathed a long sigh of relief, which seemed to be a little sighing, and also seemed to be ...... I can't make it up.