Chapter 372: Secret!
"Hahaha, the human with fish lips can't even see through Uncle Ben's little tricks, it's so stupid! Uncle Ben is completely free!"
In mid-air, the super meow flower emitted a series of smug meows.
Wrapped in freedom, its body and mind have never been so happy.
Compared with being someone's pet, this feeling is simply one in the sky and one underground, and it can't be compared.
Thinking of Zhen Hao, Super Meow Dahua glanced back at Zhen Hao and his party, which had shrunk to the size of an ant, and the happiness in his heart was instantly overturned by humiliation, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth and said: "Abominable two-legged beast, I will definitely ...... your hatred of my humiliation."
Halfway through the words, a humane hesitation appeared on the cat's face.
After a moment, it seemed to feel a little lost in its hesitation.
slapped himself hard, scolded him secretly, and then Chao Meow Dahua crossed his hands on his hips, pointed in the direction of Zhen Hao, and snorted coldly: "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor and poor, when I return from my studies, I must avenge this humiliation a thousand times over!"
With that, it exerted its strength again and soared into the sky, ready to find a place off the beaten track, practice its skills, and take revenge.
"Meow Meow Meow ~ ~"
On the way to run, a string of cats sounded, and the figure of Super Meow Dahua was about to take off again, and landed on a rooftop, her eyes shining: "Little female cat......"
Under the rooftop, there is a pet shop named "Yuelan", and the main business in the store is cats.
"Jingle bell~!"
The wind chimes rang in the store, a customer came to the door, and the boss sitting at the cashier quickly got up and wanted to get up to greet him, but he didn't see the customer, only a fat orange cat.
Is this an abandonment?
Walking out of the door quickly, the tall and thin pet shop owner opened the door and looked back and forth, but did not see any suspicious people.
When I closed the door and turned around, I turned my head and saw that the orange cat was not afraid of life at all, walking around in front of the cat cage with cat steps and twisting its fat buttocks.
This feeling...... It's like when Old Qin chose a concubine.
As soon as this idea came to his head, the tall and thin man couldn't help but sneer, and then laughed at himself: "I'm really old, and I always think of the I used to do when I have nothing to do, and I'm getting older and older." ”
After that, I don't know what I remembered, the corners of my mouth hooked up a wry smile, shook my head, took two steps forward, squatted next to Super Meow Big Flower, and touched its head.
"Come, tell me which one you have your eye on, I'm in a good mood today, I'll give you whatever you want. ”
Touched on the head by the two-legged beast, Super Meow Flower was about to go crazy, but when it heard what the two-legged beast said, it instantly changed its mind.
The two-legged beast is so sensible, and there are so many little female cats, and they have a lot of assets, so they can take it in, just enough to be its shovel officer.
Here, the owner of the pet shop didn't react when he saw that Chaomeow Dahua didn't react, shook his head and said, "Yes, you're just a cat, how can you understand what I'm saying." ”
After that, pat his ass and get up, he will go back to his post and continue to sit, and continue to kill the boring time that has been the same for thousands of years.
"Meow~!"
As soon as he got up and took two steps, a strange cat meow came from behind him, and the pet store owner was stunned for a moment and looked back.
I saw Super Meow Dahua cross her waist with one hand, her legs stood upright, and her other paw swept across the entire pet store, and then gave the pet store owner an arrogant look of "this king wants it all".
With a "plop", the owner of the thin and tall pet shop sat on the ground, looking in a trance, looking at the super meow flower blankly.
What the hell, it's hard to really have gods and monsters in this world!
The camera shifted, on the rooftop of Ip Man's boxing, Ip Man sat on a chair with the leader who couldn't change his face back.
I raised my foot and looked at the old cloth shoes that had been worn out to the soles of the shoes, and I was still a little frightened.
Turning his head to look at Zhen Hao, who didn't react, Ye Man hesitated for a moment, but still arched his hand and asked, "Ah ...... Zhen, you cat......"
The large-scale drama "The Adventures of Super Meow Big Flower" is on the air, Zhen Hao watched it with relish, heard the sound of questions in his ears, retracted his gaze, and looked at the two Ip Man masters and apprentices who were a little nervous.
Picking his nostrils, he glanced at the two of them and said, "You said this cat, it's just a pet, it's not a big deal, there's no need to make a fuss." ”
Pets? Nothing's a big deal? No fuss?
What's more, your pet cat can backflip? Your pet cat can hammer an adult man out of more than 10 meters with one punch? Can your pet cat jump 100 meters?
roared inwardly, but Ip Man and the sect leader had a smile on their faces.
Although what Zhen Hao said was suspected of pretending to be forced, people can say this, and looking at the cat's crazy escape, they can be sure that Zhen Hao is definitely not an ordinary person.
At least the means are much stronger than the cat.
After hesitating and wandering for a long time, Ip Man's master and apprentice looked at each other, made eye contact, and secretly glanced at Zhen Hao, who was inexplicably silly, from time to time.
Eventually, after a five-minute exchange, they were united in their goals.
Ask!
Chickens cannot be lost, and chickens are often destroyed for those who are prepared.
They must not let go of this opportunity to ascend to the sky in one step, they must break the casserole and ask them why they are so hanging!
Ip Man's face distorted, and he squeezed out a flattering smile: "Ah Zhen, you ......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhen Hao touch it from his pants pocket, and then took out four or five thread-bound books, lined them up, and spread them out in front of them.
Ip Man and the sect leader stared at Zhen Hao's pants in amazement, not understanding why a small trouser pocket could fit so many books.
The sect leader couldn't help the confusion in his heart, and opened his mouth to ask, but was pulled by Ye Man.
Master: (+_+) ?
Facing the puzzled gaze cast by the sect leader, Ye Wen didn't answer, and glanced at the few books in front of Zhen Hao with that excited look.
The sect leader was stunned for a moment, thought of a possibility, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, gave up the tangled Zhen Hao's pants, and looked at a few books on the ground.
It turned out to be more exciting than he could have imagined!
"Feather Flying Ascension Decision", "Jiuyang Zheng Thunder Decision", "Pure Yang Dan Sutra", "Yellow Sky Thick Earth Decision", "God of Food Recipes"......
"It's ...... It's ......"
The sect leader stood up in horror and looked at the unpretentious in front of him, as if it was an ordinary, but certainly not an ordinary law, and people were almost stupid.
Just look at the name, as long as you are not a fool, you can guess that these things must be related to the legendary fairy gods.
Speaking of immortals, the fat orange cat can also be explained, it must be a cat demon who is about to become a sperm!
And Zhen Hao, who can subdue this kind of cat demon, must be the legendary fairy god!
Ip Man's master and apprentice glanced at each other again, and after making sure that the guesses in their hearts were the same, they nodded to each other, turned around, and turned around to face Zhen Hao, and made a gesture to kneel down to worship the master.
However, they couldn't get down on their knees at all, and their legs were straight, as if they were fixed in cement.
Zhen Hao withdrew his attention from Super Meow Dahua, turned his head to look at the master and apprentice, and said lightly: "As you think, we are not extraordinary people. ”
Hearing Zhen Hao's own admission, Ip Man and the sect leader's faces turned red with excitement, and they trembled all over.
Glancing at them, Zhen Hao continued, "As you can see, my mission this time is to teach you the Fa. ”
Excited +2, Ip Man is okay, he is older and has a slightly stronger receptive ability, but the sect leader has a faint white gas on the top of his head, and his eyes gradually white.
For this kind of young people who love martial arts, they are very happy to find a boxing master with real skills.
Now it is even more luck that has exploded, and there is green smoke on the ancestral tomb, no, it is the ancestral tomb in the green smoke, which actually made him meet the legendary fairy god.
This is not enough to express the excitement in his heart without drawing three or five times.
Zhen Hao smiled at the corner of his mouth, and teased: "You have to hold on, if you pull it over, there will be no palace in this village." ”
A basin of cold water was poured down, and the sect leader instantly regained his clarity, and the whites of his eyes that were about to roll over instantly turned back, scratching his head, revealing a silly smile.
"Puff~!"
Niu Erhua on the side couldn't help laughing: "Brother Zhen Hao, this stupid boy is so cute." ”
Silly boy? cute?
The sect leader was stunned for a moment, and then quickly relieved, immortals, they definitely can't judge age by appearance, maybe they just look in their twenties, but they are actually two hundred or even two thousand years old.
In the face of this kind of ancestor-level character, it is perfectly fine to call me a silly boy and praise me for being cute.
Thinking of this, the sect leader rolled his eyes, bowed down and bowed to Niu Erhua: "Boy Huangliang, please say hello to Grandma Cow here!"
Cattle...... Cow's milk?
Niu Erhua choked on this title, and her laughter stopped abruptly, wanting to teach the sect leader a lesson, but after thinking about it, she didn't do it in the end.
Snorted coldly, clasped his hands to his chest, don't look over, look disgusted, and didn't even bother to look at it.
The sect leader was stunned, scratching his head, full of question marks, and didn't understand why Niu Erhua was suddenly angry.
Could it be that grandma's level is not respectful enough?
Ip Man had a disdainful smile on the corner of his mouth.
A little kid who doesn't understand women at all.
No matter when, where, or what venue, except for your real grandmother, other women are all called sister, and no matter how young you are, you can call your sister.
You don't care how old she is, there's always nothing wrong with dessert in her mouth, and this is not a blind date.
"Okay, back to the topic, when we were cultivating, I suddenly felt in my heart that the land of China was about to fall into danger, so I came this time to look for a few people who should be robbed. “
As he spoke, Zhen Hao pointed to the five thread books in front of him: "I have been inspecting you for a long time, and you are qualified to undertake this task, so you can choose one of the five laws in front of me." ”
The people who should be robbed in China?
Ip Man and the sect leader glanced at each other, and there was already a slight guess in their hearts.
This danger was probably brought about by those foreign people with ill intentions, such as the Eagle Kingdom and the Japanese Kingdom.
Then the meaning of this person who should be robbed, is it possible that we should fight them?
If that's the case, then it's really ...... It's so exciting!
The sect leader was very excited, he belonged to the kind of person who fed the whole family without starving, and he was already very unhappy with those arrogant and domineering crooked nuts, and now he was in harmony with him.
However, Ip Man was a little hesitant and couldn't make up his mind, not knowing whether he should choose the exercises or not to take on this task.
After all, he is not alone, he has a wife, children, and a little thing that is about to be born, and he has to think about it all.
He was a little entangled, not knowing whether he should stand up bravely and drive out the Tartars, or honestly teach people to learn boxing at home and support his family.
Zhen Hao saw the hesitation in his heart and said that it was understandable, after all, this Ip Man's character is a person who has no quarrel with the world.
However, understanding is understanding, which does not mean that Zhen Hao wants to persuade him.
Pointing to the law in front of him, Zhen Hao said lightly: "Hurry up and choose, don't mistake me to save the world." ”
"Hey, we'll pick it right away. ”
The sect leader did not hesitate, nodded again and again after listening to Zhen Hao's urging, squatted on the ground and began to look carefully, in a vain attempt to study something.
Ip Man was greedy and wanted to do it, but his temperament was there, and he still wavered and couldn't come up with an idea.
However, the sect leader saw that Ye Man was grinding and chirping, and he didn't hurry to cherish this opportunity, and beckoned to him again and again: "Master, what are you still doing in a daze, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the original emperor wants to have this treatment, hurry up!"
Ip Man didn't answer, he was still entangled in himself, immersed in his own tangled world.
The sect leader didn't understand this kind of middle-aged man's concerns, and when he saw this, he almost took off, glanced at Zhen Hao, gritted his teeth and got up and forced Ye Man to squat down.
When he was about to leave, he raised his head and smiled at Zhen Hao "hey, hey, hey" three times, hoping that Zhen Hao wouldn't mind.
Zhen Hao shook his head with a smile, indicating that he didn't mind.
It's not that it's a lie, but he really doesn't mind.
In fact, to be precise, it's not that I don't mind, but I don't care at all.
He just pretended to be this on a whim...... Ahem, the idea of helping others, people can do it if they want to, and pull it down if they don't want to do it.
Do you really think that if he is talking nonsense and saying that they are the ones who should be robbed, they are really the ones who should be robbed?
There is nothing wrong with this kind of person's mentality of not committing me and not committing me, and there is indeed nothing wrong with taking the family as the foundation, but it is too much to just want to prostitute for nothing, and not wanting to work.
To put it bluntly, this kind of person's thinking is ——— content with the status quo, as long as I don't cause trouble, people will definitely not mess with me.
In fact, how can you bully a person, you need a reason, if you are a bully, you will be bullied, otherwise?
Now Ip Man is not in a hurry, that's because he doesn't worry about anything now, Zhen Hao is not in a hurry, that's because he knows that Ip Man will definitely be in a hurry later.
Don't ask, asking is the plot.
"Ah...... Zhen Shenxian, I can understand a little bit of your first four books, and I can roughly understand their characteristics, but your last one ...... I really don't understand, can you explain to me what it means?"
The sect leader scratched his head and pointed to the last thread-mounted secret book in front of Zhen Hao near the right hand, with an embarrassed look of "I'm sorry, I'm stupid".
"I can't read the last one? No, I didn't choose anything difficult to understand. ”
Muttering in his mouth, Zhen Hao lowered his head and looked in the direction pointed by the sect leader, only to see the four big characters of "God of Food Recipes" vividly in his mind.
This was specially summarized by Zhen Hao for Stephen Zhou, in order to find a suitable successor for him in other worlds in the future.
And he already has the original candidate in mind, and this candidate is very suitable.
But the premise of all this is that he can find his way home, and then solemnly hand over this recipe to the successor of the God of Food.
That's his mother.
It's just that there are unforeseen circumstances, who would have thought that with a shake of his hand, he would take out this treasure as a legal decision.
And people are still opening their mouths to ask, how can this be round......
A group of panicked people, Zhen Hao's complexion did not change, squinting at the "God of Food Recipes", mobilizing his brain to think quickly, and at the same time, thousands of ancient books flashed through his mind in his mind, and finally decided, it was just one word.
Feign!
The expression on his face gradually changed to a dull one, and his squinted eyes gradually lost focus, as if he were caught in some kind of memory.
The sect leader and Ye Man were still waiting for Zhen Hao to answer the question, but when they saw that Zhen Hao had fallen into a memory, they looked at each other, feeling that this law would definitely not look ordinary like its name, and there must be some vigorous story in it.
didn't say a word, for fear of disturbing Zhen Hao's memories.
Zhen Hao's side was silently counted in his heart, and after ten breaths, his eyes gradually widened, a trace of horror appeared in his empty eyes, and the expression on his face gradually changed from sluggish to shocked.
This scene changed, and the sect leader and Ye Man who watched it were a little stunned in their hearts, and they didn't know what Zhen Shenxian thought of, and he would have such an expression.
The tense atmosphere was condensed in the three of them, and neither of them dared to take a breath, sweating on their foreheads, swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and staring at Zhen Hao tightly.
Niu Erhua on the side couldn't help but roll her eyes, and cast a caring look at the sect leader and Ye Man.
There are sand sculptures every year, especially this year, which are not common in the past, but now they are piled up.
Here, after Zhen Hao counted more than ten breaths in his heart, he controlled the muscles of his body to hit a fierce spirit, and then his distracted eyes instantly returned to his senses, but a trace of horror that could be seen by both Ip Man and the sect leader flashed in his eyes.
Then he regained his expressionless face again, as if nothing had happened, and said lightly: "Oh, you said this, it's not a good thing, I just got the wrong recipe, I'll change it for you right away." ”
After that, Zhen Hao stretched out his hand and put away the "God of Food Recipe".
After waiting for a long time, the whole thing was still a little enthusiastic, but Zhen Hao gave them such a perfunctory news.
Whether it is the sect leader or Ye Man, they can pat their chests and guarantee that Zhen Hao must be lying to them.
There must be a mystery hidden in this "God of Food Recipe"!
They are not speculating, they have real evidence!
According to many ancient records, every time the predecessors picked up treasures, the more ordinary they were, the more powerful they were.
They believe that this is certainly the case.
The sect leader calmed down his excitement after finding the "truth", and then looked at Zhen Hao with a serious face: "Coach, I want to fight...... Phew, I want to learn how to cook!"