In the bursts of laughter at the scene, Yang Bufan faintly felt the danger.

it!

It's just a Zhang Quandan, and the level of complaining is already so high, and others won't be able to spray me to death for a while!

But now it's impossible to run, so I can only sit here honestly.

At this moment, Yang Bufan is ready to stand still no matter how you spray or spit out.

After Zhang Quandan went down, Zhang Shaogang came up and made a string again, which was equivalent to telling two jokes, and then invited the second complaining guest to come up.

The second guest to complain, full of coffee!

That's right, he is the founding of the country.

Jianguo came up with a shoehorn face, and then cheered at everyone, and the scene was cheering.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, host Zhang Shaogang! I am Jianguo! Today's host is Mr. Zhang Shaogang, his whole artistic career is very wonderful, he made himself popular by being scolded! Actually, I really don't understand, Yang Bufan, Mr. Yang, why do you want to cooperate with Zhang Shaogang, you really don't bother him!"

The scene was cold for a second, and then suddenly began to burst into laughter.

I have to say that the power of the homophonic stalk is too strong, and things that obviously have nothing to do with it can be linked together, but they are still complaining so smoothly.

Yang Bufan couldn't help but be happy, and then slapped his face.

Jianguo smiled and opened his mouth directly.

This opening is about the same as firing a gun.

"Actually, we should talk about the most famous person today, this most famous person......"

Jianguo had already stretched out his arm to Yang Bufan at this time, and then turned to the guest seat in an instant.

"This most famous person is Pipa-chan, why is she so famous? Because she crackles, like a cannon battle, can she not be famous? Not only is she famous, but her voice is also very loud, and she has suffered a lot of damage, and she has collapsed into sauce!"

......

"There is a very close person to Mr. Yang at the scene today, she is Ms. Yang Buxing! Listen to this name, you will know that Ms. Yang Budo is the sister of Mr. Yang! The relationship between brother and sister is quite good, according to reliable sources, the two have fought no less than 100 times since they were young, and every time Mr. Yang goes to school after a fight, the classmates are talking about it. This kid! Is it picking up the wall of the women's toilet again, looking at this face makes people scratch! But this is all before, after Mr. Yang made a career, not only bought a house and a car for his sister, but also invested one million to let his sister pursue a talk show career, and the brother and sister have never quarreled again! Look at the friendship between this brother and sister, how pure! There is not the slightest impurity!

......

"The next one, Mr. Zhang Xuefeng, everyone knows that Mr. Zhang is a person who can talk about the postgraduate entrance examination course as stand-up comedy, and there is a saying from him that he has the best cross talk in the graduate school entrance examination industry, and the best in the cross talk industry, this is Mr. Zhang Xuefeng! But recently Zhang Xuefeng has also encountered some problems, that is, the number of graduate students has surged, usually there are 300 people in a class, but now it has directly become 600 people, Teacher Zhang is very strange, said students, did you listen to Teacher Zhang's course and suddenly made up your mind to study hard and prepare for the graduate school entrance examination to change your life? ”

......

"There are also Mr. Yang's admirers today, Futukang assembly line workers, Zhang Quandan! Zhang Quandan, this young man is very good, many people ask him, why did you enter Futukang, I heard that it is very dangerous there! Zhang Quandan was very calm, saying that I Nima went to Xingbang to apply for a job for three rounds of written examinations and one round of interviews, and was eliminated in the fifth round of interviews, and asked me to take the Xingbang spiritual fit test, I worked overtime in Futukang for three months, and returned to the dormitory at twelve o'clock every day, but when I was interviewed in Xingbang, the interviewer actually said that you are not working hard enough, go back and work harder, and there will be a chance next year! Zhang Quandan was angry and went to Fu Tu Kang, because he was really angry, you said that he was a sweeper, and he had to pass the Xingbang spiritual fit test, isn't this crazy? Later, after Zhang Quandan left Fu Tu Kang, he went directly to a comic company as a planner, specializing in planning mental copywriting, which was quite successful. ”

......

"Actually, there is one thing I am particularly puzzled about today, that is, the UFC women's strawweight champion, the pride of the Chinese martial arts world, why did Zhang Weili come to the Super Tucao Conference? But then again, I heard that Mr. Yang is also a martial arts enthusiast, it is said that Mr. Yang is also a martial arts enthusiast, it is said that Mr. Yang in junior high school and high school period, known as the invincible hand of stool, I heard this title I felt a burst of nausea, you can't use your hands when you do this kind of thing, you have to use paper, you have to wash your hands...... Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm used to playing with homophonic stalks. Anyway, Mr. Yang is a chivalrous man, just do chivalrous righteousness, just now in the background I asked Mr. Yang, I said that Mr. Yang today UFC champion Zhang Weili is also here, do you think if the two of you fight, who wins and who loses? The corners of Mr. Yang's mouth are slightly upturned, yes, it is his current expression, he answered me directly and arrogantly, he said that he can make Zhang Weili bow down! I said no, although Zhang Weili is a woman, but how to say that he is also a UFC champion, how can it be so easy to bow down? Mr. Yang smiled, doesn't she like to fall? When she hugged me, she couldn't hold me, and then she could only ...... Weigh the sinking. ”

This Zhang Weili just quit and stood up directly to try.

Yang Bufan was taken aback,, the UFC champion was actually joking, but he couldn't stand the audience coaxing.

So, Zhang Weili walked directly to the front and hooked Yang Bufan's hand.

Yang Bufan was so helpless that he could only walk over, and then Zhang Weili directly raised his hand and grabbed Yang Bufan's waist, directly lifted him high, and then came a princess to hug!

The audience cheered, and many even whistled!

Yang Bufan's embarrassment, basically the embarrassment is written on his face.

But this is just a small episode, and the most terrible thing is that the complaints about the founding of the country are still continuing.

He sprayed all the guests present, and every sentence was able to hit the point, and the guests were sprayed forward and backward, don't want it.

At the same time, I didn't forget to scratch Yang Bufan in every paragraph, so that Yang Bufan was always on the verge of worry.

Of course, this is all foreplay, and the real meat play is in the back.

When Jianguo was already out of spray, he smiled directly at Yang Bufan, and then made an introduction gesture.

"Below, it's Yang Bufan, Mr. Yang!"

Yang Bufan pursed his lips, saying in his heart that there are no good people in this group, and then his heart is ready to face the storm below.

"Everyone knows that Mr. Yang is rich, I am very envious, and I especially want to know how Mr. Yang always succeeds, so I will ask Mr. Yang in private how you succeed! Mr. Yang laughed, it's very simple, just be yourself! I was stunned, what do you say, don't you understand, you are to be yourself, I am to be myself is to sit on the sofa? We use the app you acquired to order takeout, use the app you developed to watch videos, sit at home, and leave a comment, I think rich people are so tired, I think rich people are really tired, I think rich people may not be happy!

When the audience heard this, they were speechless again, and the broken homophonic stalk came again.

It's really endless, but the problem is that everyone still loves to listen to this broken homophonic stalk, and they never get tired of it.

Even Yang Bufan applauded, thinking that this product was really interesting, and he didn't complain that he was spitting out very hard, but it was still more amiable.

Jianguo left everyone speechless for two seconds and continued to talk.

In fact, Mr. Yang is also very caring, I heard that Mr. Yang was not so perverted in the early days of the establishment of the factory for employee recruitment, and did not even require academic qualifications and work experience! Then someone asked, how could there be no requirements? This is not impossible! Then I thought about it, well, there are indeed requirements...... What about the other requirements? There are no other requirements. ”

Hahaha!

The audience burst into laughter again.

The corners of Yang Bufan's mouth twitched, and his heart said What a rotten complaint, I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!

In fact, Mr. Yang is also a hundred secrets, we can also understand this, Mr. Yang is engaged in industry, not the Internet, he doesn't understand many things in the IT industry, especially big data! Now you can also go to see Mr. Yang's private account, don't think that Mr. Yang's private account is very private, you see the one who left a message under the account of Xingbang Group, it must be Mr. Yang! How did you leave a message? Wow! Xingbang Group is so good, Mr. Yang is so handsome! That's right, the one who leaves a message in every short video, it's him! Then I'm more idle, I paid special attention to Mr. Yang, and I also clicked on his like, I didn't come out all night that night, and I almost died in it! Mr. Yang, this old man is very bad, and the homepage says to promote positive energy, and the positive energy he likes can make me a pure boy on the road of no return!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

At this time, the corners of Yang Bufan's mouth could no longer rise.

Because he found that Jianguo really did everything to write jokes, and he could find out such a private thing.

Thinking of this, Yang Bufan directly took out his mobile phone and opened the short video software, and then his face became darker and darker.

What's more, Jianguo's complaints are too sharp, but the problem is that he complains too hard!

That's right, there are more than 5,000 likes in it, all of which are in vain...... Full of positive energy!

When the audience and guests saw Yang Bufan's movements, they all collapsed.

Many people even took out their mobile phones at that time, and then directly found Yang Bufan's private account according to the method Jianguo said, and then ...... The eyes of all the male audience began to light up, and the women blushed and snorted.

At this time, the founding of the country also followed suit.

"Mr. Yang, if you don't say that you are in business, you don't understand the Internet at all, it's too late to delete it now, you're on fire again! Speaking of fire, then I have to talk about Mr. Yang's show two days ago, no, doing charity events! I was envious at the time, because Mr. Yang led a group of people to send rice and oil to poor families, and also helped clean up things, everyone thinks it's normal, but every time you go to a family, you have to eat at someone's house, what's the matter? Many poor households killed chickens with tears, just to make a chicken stew with mushrooms for Mr. Yang, and then an urban legend began to circulate in the entire Yicheng Economic Development Zone, every night every household closed the doors and windows, and there were watchmen patrolling and shouting at the entrance of the alley...... Hey, everyone who has chickens at home is optimistic, if not, Mr. Yang will go to your house to do charity!"

In an instant, the atmosphere of the audience suddenly exploded, everyone leaned forward and closed with laughter, and everyone looked at Yang Bufan, as if they saw a large weasel sitting in the main coffee position, which was very funny.

Yang Bufan couldn't laugh at all at this time, because he found that the gang of people who play talk shows are completely scolding people without dirty words!

A simple short video like question can describe yourself as an old critic!

A simpler charity donation campaign can also turn your image into a weasel!

Yang Bufan felt that in front of these people, he was as simple as a blank piece of paper!

This is only the second complaining guest, and there are six more behind!

At this time, Yang Bufan was really broken, for the first time he felt that he was so brainless, he had nothing to spend money to come here and be sprayed by others!

But there's something even more terrifying to come.

Comedian Chang Yuan complained about him like this.

"Actually, I know that my level is not good, especially when others put me on a par with some other people, such as Shen Teng, Song Xiaobao, Jia Xiaoling, and Chang Yuan. Doesn't it feel particularly abrupt, and it feels like something strange has been mixed in? But Yang is always a very ambitious person, and often plays this kind of juxtaposition, Ma Yun, Ma Huateng, Wang Jianlin, Yang Bufan...... Do you feel like something strange is getting in again?"

The UFC champion complained about him.

"Mr. Yang, I heard that he used to be a bully on campus, saying that he had fought more than I had eaten, I was really embarrassed, I want to tell Mr. Yang, in fact, I can eat a lot of carbs in a meal, if you check the number of rice grains, you may have to fight with everyone in the world. Therefore, there is a reason why Mr. Yang does not enter the financial industry, because he is really bad at mathematics. ”

Egg always complains about him like this.

"Mr. Yang, a very arrogant boss, last time we traveled together, chartered the plane! This is a real thing, the whole plane was almost filled by our team, and then there were only a few people in the first class, and the other first-class seats were vacant, and then the beautiful flight attendant asked, this gentleman, now there is a special opportunity to upgrade, do you need it? Mr. Yang asked, how much does it cost for more than 30 of us to upgrade together! At that time, I ate all the bread into the trachea, and more than 30 people were upgraded together, which is not called an upgrade, that is called ascension! So let's see, how arrogant Mr. Yang is, if the pilot's position can be upgraded, he can let more than 30 of us take turns to drive this plane back to Yicheng! In the end, Mr. Yang is still shouting there, you can't upgrade the cabin of more than 30 people, that is your plane is too small, and in the future, our Xingbang Group will develop a super passenger plane to ensure that it can meet all the requirements of passengers! Later, I pulled Mr. Yang's sleeve next to me, and I said Mr. Yang, the one you are talking about is not a super airliner, it is called a spaceship. ”

Teacher Zhang Xuefeng complained about him like this.

"There are always fools who ask me, oh, Mr. Zhang Xuefeng, how can I be admitted to the Xingbang Group! I always advise these students to save a little bit, think more about down-to-earth things, and take the entrance examination to Beiqing University, isn't he fragrant? Later, another classmate asked me, hey, Mr. Zhang Xuefeng, how can I be admitted to Xingbang, you can teach me! I said don't ask me this question, you have to ask Yang Bufan, if he can pass the five rounds of the application examination of their company, I will be surnamed Yang with him!"

......

Yang Bufan was already paralyzed on the throne of the main coffee at this time, and it was completely worse than death.

The mentality is so broken!