Chapter 373: I became the main coffee of the Tucao Conference
On the seventh day of the first lunar month, Yang Bufan, Yang did not forget, Yang Jianhe's family of three also took Zhao Ying to the magic capital.
This is the first time Yang Jianhe has come to the international metropolis of Magic City, and he is full of pride when he sees everything in the world, and he feels that his children have finally grown up, and he can enjoy Qingfu.
However, the fact is that Yang Jianhe suddenly found that what he enjoyed was not Qingfu, but endless luxury.
Because the hotel they stayed in turned out to be a deep pit hotel!
Now the Shenkeng Hotel is a major landmark building in the magic capital, and it is very close to the villa of Pan Xiao's family in Snake Mountain.
Originally, Pan Xiao warmly asked everyone to go to his house to live, although others were still engaged in charity in Yicheng and became addicted.
But Yang Bufan felt that it was still over, and felt that it was not interesting to live in his house.
It happened to be the Shenkeng Hotel nearby, and Yang Bufan immediately decided to lead everyone to live in this hotel and take his father to enjoy it.
Yang Bufan originally wanted to book two twin rooms, one Yang did not forget to live with Zhao Ying, and the other lived with his father.
But the room was gone, so Yang Bufan arrogantly booked a duplex suite on the negative fifteenth floor.
The upper level has a terrace, which is level with the water level of the pit, while the lower level is below the water surface.
Then Yang Jianhe, who stayed in the underwater scene room of the Shenkeng Hotel, lost sleep, kept inquiring about the escape route, and didn't fall asleep all night, for fear that the aquarium-like glass would suddenly crack.
In the end, Yang Jianhe went upstairs to sleep, at least he felt that it was on the ground.
And Yang Buyi and Zhao Ying are still polishing the jokes because they are preparing for tomorrow's Tucao Conference performance, and they almost haven't slept all night.
Only Yang Bufan earned 20,000 yuan back, he had no dreams all night, and he slept so much that it was called a fragrant sound.
But your years are quiet, someone must carry the weight for you, Yang did not forget to change the draft and was about to cry, and I couldn't wait to pull up Yang Bufan, who was sleeping like a pig, and beat him violently.
The next morning, the recording site of the Super Tucao Conference.
Yang Bufan drank a bottle of hot coffee, and didn't drink cold cola at all, not that he didn't want to drink it, but it was so cold that he just wanted to pee after drinking cold coke.
Seeing that everyone was working hard to write and revise the draft, Yang Bufan always felt a little out of place, and then he put all his time on observing today's guests.
The main coffee is Yang Bufan himself, there is nothing to say.
The host Zhang Shaogang can also be ignored.
The real core of the show is actually the eight complaining guests!
Yang Bufan was extremely bored, and soon figured out who the eight complaining guests were.
First of all, the talk show celebrities on Mr. Dan's side, today's appearance is Mr. Dan and Jianguo, which can be described as a quite luxurious lineup.
In addition, Yang Buxing is a related household, which just makes up the troika of talk shows, but Yang Buxing's complaints are not sharp enough, and whether it will overturn will be verified by the effect of the show.
The other five complaining guests are all elites from all walks of life, but no matter how Yang Bufan looks at it, he feels that these five people are all ready-made, because they have no connection with each other, and they don't know each other.
Let five people who don't know themselves complain about themselves, which makes Yang Bufan feel quite square.
The first is the Internet celebrity postgraduate entrance examination tutor, Zhang Xuefeng.
The second is the UFC women's strawweight world champion who became popular overnight on the short video platform, Zhang Weili.
The third place is the legendary Internet celebrity first, pipa-chan.
The fourth is the comedic star of the Happy Twist team. Chang Yuan.
The fifth place is the little prince of Futukang quality inspection who became popular on the Internet, Zhang Quandan.
These people took out one of them casually, all of them were very famous Internet celebrities, and they obviously complained about the first recording of the conference, and they did not take the star route, but took the Internet celebrity route.
It's just that Yang Bufan always feels that something is wrong.
According to reason, he is a private entrepreneur, how to say that he should also find two famous entrepreneurs to support the scene, how come except for Zhang Weili's championship is a real fight, and everyone else's popularity is through the Internet?
Could it be that in everyone's hearts, Lao Tzu is just an Internet celebrity?
Thinking of this, Yang Bufan was really a little sad, he didn't expect the world's vision to be so low, and he couldn't see his own connotation at all!
But no matter what Yang Bufan thought, he still ran over and got to know the five guests he didn't know one by one, and then everyone assured each other that no matter how much the jokes were too much and too hot, everyone couldn't really get angry.
Returning to the position of the main coffee, Yang Bufan thought silently.
Speaking of which, I really sacrificed my life to accompany the gentleman, with my wealth and status, there is no need to mix in this variety show, and I can come today purely because I drank too much that day before I agreed.
If the man says it, it is the water that was spilled, how can it be taken back!
Besides, Yang Bufan really feels that he doesn't have any slots, but there is a lot of popularity, maybe Mr. Dan and Yang didn't forget what they studied at that time, and they also fancy their topicality and influence, right?
Ten o'clock in the morning.
After some preparation, the recording of the first Super Tucao Conference began!
The audience was already full at this time, and many of them came with the mentality of watching a talk show, so they almost got Coke popcorn.
With a burst of dynamic music, the host Zhang Shaogang walked onto the stage in a suit with bells and whistles.
"Hello everyone, welcome to the Tucao and Tucao Conference! Tucao is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh!"
"I'm today's host Zhao Shaogang! Thank you very much for coming!"
After saying this, Zhang Shaogang, who was wearing a flower suit, bowed, showing his very serious side.
Although he still looks very improper, and even a little underbeaten.
With the false cheers of a group of invited audiences, Zhang Shaogang began to explain the program rules of the Tucao Conference.
"As for the Tucao Conference, in fact, we will invite a star with a very clear personal label, and then invite some friends in his circle, and some strangers who pretend to be friends in order to be on the show, and everyone will complain to each other in the way of a talk show!
The audience was immediately amused by Zhang Shaogang's first wave of complaints, which was a good warm-up.
Zhang Shaogang was a little nervous, but he was still satisfied with the first paragraph, and immediately continued: "While the boat of everyone's friendship has not yet capsized, hurry up and invite our main coffee today...... Yang Bufan!"
The audience slammed out, because Yang Bufan has been really hot in recent months, so popular that many people don't believe that Yang Bufan is a boss anymore, and they think he is a star.
Zhang Shaogang waved his hand: "Hey, don't cheer, I haven't finished the introduction! Yang Bufan, he has many identities, he is the boss of Xingbang Group, I heard that the valuation of Xingbang Group has exceeded 500 million! Mr. Yang is still an Internet celebrity, with one million fans on the short video platform, of which 500,000 are black fans. Mr. Yang is also an actor, and he played himself in the short drama of Mr. Yang's boring daily life, and his acting skills are quite exquisite. Mr. Yang is also a philanthropist, I heard that he focuses on charity on the short video platform, and some netizens have counted that he has donated a total of 30,000 yuan, and at the same time has eaten meals in difficult families for several days. ”
Hahaha!
The audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Shaogang saw that everyone was laughing, and directly waved his hand and shouted: "Now, let's invite this entrepreneur who is full of love, Yang Bufan!"
Yang Bufan was waiting in the background at this time, because he was really bored, he also lit a cigarette.
Hearing the rumbling music in front of him, he walked straight up the steps, and then walked up the stage with the steps of an old lady in the park.
Anyway, it's friction friction, the devil's pace.
In the cheers of everyone, Yang Bufan waved his hand and walked to his exclusive position as the main coffee, then looked at the group of complaining guests opposite, and then sat down with a big grin.
At this time, the spit really began!
Zhang Shaogang had obviously complained just now, and at this time he actually started another round.
"Everyone knows that every guest present has a very close relationship with the main coffee, so who is the first to come on the stage? Zhang Quandan! Why do they have a close relationship? Because they are all factory dogs! Then why did Zhang Quandan be arranged in the first place? Because he was in a hurry, he was going to return to the assembly line after recording the show! Now I have invited Futukang assembly line workers, the little prince of quality inspection, Zhang Quandan!"
At this time, Zhang Quandan had already stood up from the guest seat, and then walked to the spitting position.
He had a lewd and stiff smile on his face, and a cocky aura couldn't hide it at all, even if he deliberately wore a handsome suit today.
Standing in front of the microphone, Zhang Quandan showed his signature smile and began to complain.
"Before I came today, I went to Futukang to ask for a day off, hahahahahaha!"
Everyone didn't know why, but they also followed Hahaha for a while, I have to say, this big brother is really too demonic.
Zhang Quandan restrained his smile, shook his head, and began to complain about the live music.
"Hey, this music is like a clubhouse, Stupid!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Zhang Quandan looked at everyone and started his performance in a mouthful of plastic Mandarin.
"Hello everyone! I'm Zhang Quandan from Futukang Line 3, and my English name is Michael Jack!"
"The reason why I came here today is because I like Mr. Yang very much, what do I like about him? I heard that the working hour wage of Xingbang Group is three times that of Futukang, I think that if I go to work in Xingbang Group and work on statutory holidays, it will be nine times the salary, and Mr. Yang will not go bankrupt! Speaking of bankruptcy, I must not be able to compare with Mr. Yang, I heard that Mr. Yang's old employer, Tengfei Group, is about to go bankrupt, and I don't know why Yang Bufan has this kind of power, and he can do which factory he works in which factory will go bankrupt, and later I learned that Mr. Yang's English name was originally called bankruptcy Yang!”
When saying this English name, Zhang Quandan deliberately said it very vaguely, which sounded like the voice of "Extraordinary Yang", which caused the audience to laugh.
The corners of Yang Bufan's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that this assembly line worker complained quite sharply, and it really had a lot to do with himself when he took off and was on the verge of bankruptcy.
"But there is actually another reason why I can participate in this show, that is, I like Mr. Zhang Shaogang very much, and I even want to follow him to the talk show conference, so that he will have two eggs!"
Poof!
Yang Bufan, who was having coffee, squirted out directly, and then looked at Zhang Shaogang's crotch with malicious intent.
When Zhang Shaogang heard this, he clamped his legs and hid his crotch, as if he was afraid that everyone would find out that he only had one egg.
"Since we are talking about Mr. Egg, let's introduce it, the famous writer of unsalable books, like the wires in Mr. Yang's factory, has a high backlog of inventory. I have read the books he wrote, they are very connotative and profound, and there are no shortcomings, except that they can't be sold. This happens to be the same as the new energy cable of Yang's factory, without any shortcomings, except that it cannot be sold. ”
The crowd burst into laughter again.
"Yang does not forget, she is a very beautiful girl, don't worry, I won't complain about you, because I just want your contact information, after all, your brother is Yang Bufan, and the dowry must be very rich. ”
Hearing this, the audience screamed, because everyone really didn't know who Yang Bufan was, but when they heard that she was Yang Bufan's sister, they immediately understood what was going on.
I have to say that this complaint is quite sharp, and it is simply clear that Yang Bufan was able to get on this stage because of Yang Bufan's relationship.
At this moment, Yang Buzhi was so angry that his face turned red, but when he thought of this show, he complained about each other, so he dispelled his anger.
But she has secretly begun to think about how to complain about Zhang Quandan for a while, and she must make this guy unable to get off the stage!
But obviously, Zhang Quandan's performance is not over yet.
"But I don't know if my girlfriend will say yes......"
As he spoke, Zhang Quandan directly raised his left hand and slapped himself twice, just when everyone was extremely surprised and couldn't understand the performance style of this thing, he suddenly said to his left hand: "Hey, why are you here?"
Only then did everyone in the audience react, this product actually drove in public!
The audience burst into laughter again.
But apparently, this paragraph is not over yet!
Zhang Quandan continued to speak into his left hand, in a consultative tone.
"Okay, okay, I don't want Yang Yifu's contact information, I want Zhang Weili's head office, right?"
"Hey, agreed, maybe you know we can't beat her together, right?"
At this time, Zhang Weili, who was sitting in the guest seat, was not very familiar with this style of complaining, and was directly confused, but she obviously heard the other party's complaint, and directly exposed her fist, signaling the other party to be careful.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Quandan's left hand directly began to tremble, and then quickly wanted to hide behind him.
"Dear, don't be afraid, don't go! Today, either you kill Zhang Weili on the spot, or she kills you on the spot, there is no second way to go! Hey, don't forget it, I won't participate in the show, go to Xingbang Group to be a quality inspector, I heard that the entire Xingbang Group is in accordance with the meaning of Mr. Yang's old criticism, and the employees recruited are all white and beautiful with long legs, and when I arrive in Xingbang, I will ask for a few more contact information!"
Yang Bufan: "......"
Damn, why do you have me in every word!
I'm not without a slot!