"Nezha, how old are you?"

Facing Zhen Hao's inquiry again, Nezha did not have the unyielding attitude just now this time, and secretly glanced at Zhen Hao with big eyes with crystal tears, and after accidentally looking at Zhen Hao, he quickly lowered his head like a frightened deer.

"A thousand..... It's more than a thousand years old, how much, I ...... I can't remember it either......"

As he spoke, the crystal in Nezha's eyes wanted to fall, he was afraid that his vague answer would dissatisfy Zhen Hao, so he grabbed him in and kept changing his clothes, and ...... And take pictures of that evil thing called a photo.

"Oh~!I'm more than a thousand years old. Zhen Hao held his chin with one hand, his eyes were straightening his waist, and Nezha, who was sitting precariously, looked up and down: "More than a thousand years old, it is not big to say big, it is not small to say small, and it can be regarded as the age of starting a family." ”

"How about I tell you about a family affair?"

"Huh?"

The news came too suddenly, Nezha raised his head and looked at Zhen Hao with a confused expression: "What you just said is ...... What did you just say?"

Looking at Nezha, who braked in time and changed his arrogance to respect, Zhen Hao nodded with satisfaction, the son can be taught, and it is not in vain that he just spent dozens of minutes of education.

Zhen Hao smiled and nodded: "I said Nezha, you are also a big boss, it's time to get married, how about I tell you about a family matter?"

"Say...... ......"Nezha's little face climbed into a flush at a speed visible to the naked eye, stammering, he had never thought about this, he didn't know how to face this sudden life event.

Zhen Hao was not in a hurry, he sat on the Taishi chair and gently took a sip of the hot tea brought by Niu Erhua, and the old god waited for Nezha to think it out for himself.

"But...... But it's ...... Don't you have to have my father...... As the saying goes, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker ......"

Looking at Nezha's appearance of obviously having ideas in his heart, but having a thief's heart and no guts, Zhen Hao couldn't help but pout: "Don't tell me so much useless, you just say you want it or not, if you don't want it, I'll tell others." ”

"Don't, don't, don't, I can't do it if I want it!"

Nezha was not afraid to change his clothes, he jumped down from the chair directly, ran to Zhen Hao's side in three or two steps, beat his back and pinched his shoulders, and used the same set against his mother on Zhen Hao's body.

Zhen Hao glanced at the attentive Nezha, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and clapped his hands: "Xiaoqing, it's time to play!"

was suddenly named by Zhen Hao, and the Xiaoqing who were eating melons on the side were stunned for a moment, then came back to their senses, looked at each other, and pushed each other to the center of the living room.

They heard it clearly just now, Zhen Hao was going to tell Nezha about the matchmaker, so the meaning of calling them out was self-evident.

It's just that...... Zhong Xiaoqing looked up and down at Nezha, who was even more glamorous and cute than herself, and some didn't understand, they ...... Who is marrying whom......

While the Xiaoqing were looking at Nezha, Zhen Hao had already forcibly dragged his face red, and Nezha, who had been trying to drill behind him, stood beside Xiaoqing.

"People are in good spirits on happy occasions, the little hero Nezha comes to our mansion, everyone chirps for him!"

"Bang Bang Bang~!!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone who had been trained before subconsciously stretched out their hands directly and began to chirp, and thunderous applause rang out instantly, and all of them were filled with bright smiles.

Local Xu Xian (clapping hard, his face flushed): MMP, this is my home!

"And today's arrival of Nezha also brought us good news, he came on a blind date this time!"

"Bang Bang Bang~!!"

"Everyone looks very happy! Well, I won't say more, now I officially announce that the first blind date meeting in the Xu family compound has officially begun, and now I invite our first and last guest ——— Nezha, and he will introduce himself to us. ”

"Bang Bang Bang~!!"

In the warm applause, Zhen Hao forcibly stood in the center of the living room with Nezha, whose little face had turned into a red apple, and then took two steps back, completely exposing Nezha in front of everyone.

"I ...... I..... What's my name...... Nezha ......"

Nezha couldn't wait to find a crack to get out at the moment, and for the first time was brushed by more than forty girls with different appearances but all good-looking

Staring, the honest kid felt like his brain was blank and didn't know what to say.

The more anxious he became, the more confused he became, the more he couldn't speak, the more he couldn't speak, the more anxious he became, and he completely fell into a dead loop, Nezha was about to cry, his eyes were red, and he looked at Zhen Hao for help.

Being looked at pitifully by such a cute boy, Zhen Hao is really a little snackful, but he is also an upright and upright man, and this ambivalence makes him a little ...... Don't you say it, it's really a little excited......

The excitement just rose, but it soon fell again, thinking that under Nezha's cute appearance, there was a talented brother who was extremely inconsistent with his appearance, Zhen Hao instantly calmed down.

This Taiyi Zhenren must have added material when he reshaped Nezha's body......

"Your master is so good to you. ”

"Oh, oh, my master is really good to me, he gives me anything delicious and funny, and he always helps me settle when I get into trouble, and he ......"

Although I don't know why Zhen Hao suddenly mentioned his master, this does not prevent Nezha from showing off to Zhen Hao that he has a good master.

Zhen Hao: (→_→)

"Okay, you talk a lot, stand aside!"

Zhen Hao interrupted Nezha's show-off angrily, and reached out to directly pull Nezha, who had opened the conversation box after talking about his master, and pulled Nezha aside.

"In view of Nezha's thin skin and his fear of speaking in the face of girls, I will introduce himself to him for him. ”

When Nezha heard this, his whole body stiffened, and the flush on his face that had just subsided a little climbed up his cheeks again, and his little hands pinched the corners of his clothes, and he twisted and pinched in a low voice: "How can there be...... I was just...... I just ......@#$@#. ”

Zhen Hao smiled, and glanced contemptuously at Nezha, who refused to admit it, but he couldn't say one, two, three, and in the end relied on blindly muttering in a vain attempt to get by, ignored him, and continued his work as a host.

In fact, the glance at Nezha just now has violated the host's rules of hosting, but this is nothing, Zhen Hao believes that the audience will understand him.

"Nezha, the third son of Li Jing, the king of Tota, and the disciple of Taiyi Zhenren who is closer than his own son, is now serving in the heavenly court, and he can barely be regarded as a famous hand. If you marry into his family, the road to immortality will basically be more than half completed. ”

When the words fell, the eyes of the little greens shot a blazing light, and their eyes stared directly at Nezha, whose little face was flushed, as if they wanted to eat him in their stomachs.

For the little green snake with the ultimate goal of becoming an immortal, he can ascend to the sky in one step and directly complete the journey that other demons can't finish in his life, let alone being a wife to others, even if they are mothers, they are all willing!

And Nezha is still the son of the King of Heaven...... Disciple of a real person...... He himself is also a heavenly court civil servant who has a certain right to speak, although he is a little lower, but he is cute!

This is a rare high-quality product in the world, and you can't find it with a lantern.

As long as you can be selected, it will be a proper combination of people and money, and you will instantly reach the peak of snake life!

Youths, (☆▽☆)

Zhen Hao smiled, looked at the little greens who were chattering with each other, and after feeling that the time was about the same, he stretched out his hand and pressed against the little greens, indicating that he hadn't finished his words yet, and you would discuss them after he finished speaking.

After the scene was quiet again, Zhen Hao continued: "The family background has been introduced, and now let's introduce Nezha's personal capital. ”

After that, Zhen Hao stretched out his hand and raised Nezha's arm with the Qiankun ring, pointed to the Qiankun ring on Nezha's wrist that was reduced into a bracelet and said: "This bracelet is made of 100% pure gold, carefully forged by the master, it can be big or small, and it will be on the ring once, and it will be worry-free for life." ”

Youths: \^O^/

"Bang dang~!"

A pair of iron wheels were forcibly taken out of Nezha's arms by Zhen Hao, and thrown to the ground with a disgusted face: "This is Hot Wheels, a two-wheeled convertible blue fire sports car, accelerating to 100 kilometers in less than 0.5 seconds, no fuel consumption throughout the whole process, energy saving and environmental protection, a must-have for home travel!"

"But!" Zhen Hao looked back at Nezha with a serious face: "Don't stuff this kind of thing under your feet if it's okay, and don't bury it." ”

Nezha lowered his little head aggrievedly, and his two index fingers were little by little: "I don't dislike ....."

Zhen Hao was angry, and stretched out his hand to point at Nezha's head: "Don't you dislike it? You are about to start a family now, you have to think about the family, you don't dislike it, can you guarantee that your daughter-in-law is not too buried?"

Nezha looked entangled when he heard this, and the heavens and men struggled in his mind, and secretly glanced at the beautiful green scenery not far away, and then secretly glanced at the Hot Wheels on the ground, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "That...... Then I won't put Hot Wheels in my arms from now on......"

Hot Wheels: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Between women and friends, Nezha still chose women after all, which is very man, and he can always look at problems rationally.

Rational rationality, to put it more specifically, is physiological characteristics.

Solved the incident about Hot Wheels stuffed in his arms, Zhen Hao didn't wait for Nezha to come out of the guilt of Hot Wheels, and forcibly put his hand into his arms again, and pulled out a big red belly pocket and raised it high.

"You all have it if it looks good, but it's not as simple as it seems. ”

"This thing is a mixed silk, can be long or short, hundreds of shots, anti-wear, hardness, hundreds of billions of impacts are not bad, it is also the only magic weapon for home travel, and it is also a high-grade treasure for husband and wife to play. ”

"General ...... What is Prey?"

"It's all about playing. ”

"How is this thing ...... between husband and wife?"

"Shut up!" Zhen Hao shouted, looking at Xiaoqing, who didn't know the world who broke the casserole and asked to the end, he frowned coldly: "You will naturally understand this kind of thing in the future, and don't ask if you don't understand." ”

"Why......"

"Huh?"

Zhen Hao snorted coldly in his nasal voice, and looked at this short-eyed Xiaoqing's eyes quite unkindly: "What? You just want to break the casserole so much? Isn't it good to stay in the pot? Do you have to let me get up from the pot and boil water, and add green onions, ginger, garlic, star anise, cinnamon, and bay leaves to be your companion?"

"No...... Don't dare to ......" This Xiaoqing was so frightened by Zhen Hao's eyes that he wanted to eat the snake trembled, waved his hand again and again, and disappeared into the group of Xiaoqing, not daring to show his head.

"Hmph~!"

Zhen Hao frowned, snorted coldly, and glanced around among the employees with sharp eyes, and after seeing that everyone lowered their heads, he turned around and reached out to take pictures of the fire-tipped gun that was still inserted outside the living room.

"This gun is a purple flame snake spear fire tip gun, the head of the gun is shaped like a flame, the tip of the gun can breathe fire, the body of the gun is more than eight feet, can be changed at will, a total of two rods, can be combined into one, the other end is the snake spear blade, which contains infinite power, for the demon to kill the demon weapon. ”

"But this gun has nothing to do with today's blind date topic, it's a waste, and even the Hot Wheels that goes with it are a little stronger than him. ”

When the words fell, Zhen Hao threw the fire-tipped gun aside in disgust, and just collided with Hot Wheels, and one shot fell into a ball.

Muskets: (> men<;)

Hot Wheels: (??????)?? (._.`)

"There are some other miscellaneous treasures, I won't introduce them to you one by one, and I will discover them one by one after you get married. ”

"Now~" Zhen Hao's voice raised an octave, attracting everyone's attention: "Now that the male guest's family situation and capital have been introduced, please ask the female guest to choose whether to accept or ......"

"Accept, accept, accept!"

Before Zhen Hao finished speaking, the Xiaoqing people shouted with bright eyes, and the crowd was excited, if Zhen Hao hadn't stopped him, they would have pounced on Nezha, who was weak and single.

If this is entangled by this group of abrasive goblins, Nezha will have to shed his skin if he doesn't die.

Even so, the current Nezha was so frightened that his little face turned pale, and looking at the eyes of the little greens flashing in broad daylight, he couldn't help but shrink behind Zhen Hao.

Zhen Hao understands Nezha's feelings very well, when he was young, he was easy to upgrade, and he had not crushed Niu Erhua in the realm, so he trembled in the face of Niu Erhua's same dark green eyes every night, and he didn't dare to speak.

But now the blind date show is not over yet, and it is not time to be afraid.

Zhen Hao forcibly dragged Nezha, trying to pull him out from behind his back.

But this time, Nezha was so determined that he couldn't live or die, so he grabbed Zhen Hao's coat and didn't let go.

Helpless, Zhen Hao had no choice but to take off his coat, grabbed the collar on the back of Nezha's neck with his backhand, and directly took Zhen Hao's coat in his hand.

"You pick one and see which one you can match. ”

was grabbed by the collar of fate by Zhen Hao, Nezha could only accept his fate, secretly opened his eyes, and wanted to listen to Zhen Hao's instructions to choose a wife, but his eyes just opened a little, and he was instantly pierced by the dazzling green blazing light of Xiaoqing.

Seeing this, Zhen Hao coughed and signaled to the Xiaoqing to restrain a little, if you scare away this diamond king, you won't be able to cry if you want to.

Zhong Xiaoqing understood, and the light in his eyes narrowed a little, but the temptation of becoming an immortal was right in front of him, and how could it be so easy to control.

In desperation, Xiaoqing gritted his teeth and came up with a ruthless move, reaching out and twisting it around his waist.

The effect was good, the dark green light in his eyes dissipated instantly, his eyes rolled white, his whole body convulsed, and he gasped for dozens of pounds of cold air in a row, which eased up, his eyes were full of crystal, and he looked a little pitiful.

The other Xiaoqing were a little moved when they saw this effect, but when they remembered the miserable appearance of this Xiaoqing just now, they were a little hesitant and couldn't make up their minds.

But there is a saying, don't underestimate a woman, especially a woman with pursuits.

After hesitating for 3:75 seconds, Zhong Xiaoqing made up his mind almost at the same time, and at the same time reached out and twisted his waist fiercely.

"Hiss~!!"

Forty-four Xiaoqing rolled their eyes at the same time with convulsions, gasping for dozens of catties of cool air, and directly sucked away more than four hundred catties of air in an instant, causing the living room to fall into a short-term state of hypoxia.

Then the outside air poured into the living room, and the wind surged, setting off a hurricane in the living room.

Nezha, who had his eyes closed, felt the hurricane, and while covering his eyes, he peeked into the living room through his fingers, wanting to see what was happening.

It's just a gust of wind, and I didn't see it for the first time, so I can't see it anymore, so Nezha can only see the slightly embarrassed living room through his fingers, and the forty-four pear blossoms in the living room with rain, Chu Chu poor Xiaoqing.

"Hiss~!!"

Nezha's eyes widened, and he instantly gasped like a whale swallowing, and trembled with excitement.

It was the first time for an honest man to be noticed by so many beautiful girls with tears in his eyes, and he was so excited that his eyes swept over Zhong Xiaoqing for a week or two...... n+1 weeks.

Looking at Nezha, who had not made a decision for a long time, Zhen Hao leaned forward with a smile: "What's wrong? Which one do you like?"

"Huh?"

Nezha screamed, looked away from the crowd Xiaoqing with difficulty, turned to look at Zhen Hao, and was instantly stimulated by the teasing in Zhen Hao's eyes, and lowered his little head.

"I ...... I don't know which ...... to choose."

Nezha turned his head again and secretly glanced at Zhong Xiaoqing, and his face turned even redder: "They are all so beautiful....... I don't want to ...... I don't want to give up ......."

"What? You still want them all?"

Zhen Hao was surprised and looked at Nezha in a daze, as if he knew him for the first time.