Chapter 300: Picking up the wall
Nezha was still dazzled after all, and hesitated for a long time between the Xiaoqing who looked at him pitifully and wanted to marry him frantically, and he couldn't give up the whole piece for Xiaoqing...... Ahem, it hurt the hearts of the remaining forty-three Xiaoqing.
In the end, Zhen Hao urged repeatedly, there was really no way, Nezha gritted his teeth, waved his little hand, and decided to take them all home and ask his mother to check it for him.
Phew!
Zhen Hao felt a burst of disdain and disdain (envy, jealousy) in his heart, and spat hatefully at Nezha, expressing his strong condemnation of Nezha's half-hearted, eating in the bowl and looking at the fraternity in the pot.
But on the face, Zhen Hao was pleased, and smiled and led everyone to burst into warm applause for Nezha.
It's not that Zhen Hao is hypocritical, it's really ...... It's really the performance of Xiaoqing, which is too embarrassing.
In the face of such a loving Nezha, instead of uniting to resist the scumbag, the Xiaoqing people rushed forward and surrounded Nezha in the middle, beating their backs and pinching their shoulders to show their powers, and their eyes and body movements were not broken.
For Xiaoqing's behavior of grabbing men and raising prices...... How so...... Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai——— One is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer, and he Zhen Hao can't say much.
Therefore, Zhen Hao can only acquiesce to their behavior that is not positive at all, and sincerely wish them to compete for a result as soon as possible, and at the same time solemnly announce to everyone that the "First Blind Date Meeting of the Xu Family Compound" ended successfully.
So the supporting role is still a supporting role in the end, not at all like her sister Bai Suzhen, full of positive energy......
At the same time, in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, all the male immortals in the Heavenly Court, especially the single male immortals, looked blankly at Nezha, who was surrounded by many small youth leagues, and couldn't help but have a feeling of envy in their hearts, and a plan to get rid of the list couldn't help but breed in their hearts.
It's just that it's not the time yet, they're waiting for an opportunity, a great, good opportunity to make a final decision......
"Bah~! Thief! Hurry up and ...... my son Let it go!"
Just when the first blind date conference of the Xu family compound had just ended, a loud shout rang out from far to near, like thunder throughout the entire city of Hangzhou.
The residents in Hangzhou were all dizzy from the shock, and when they came back to their senses, they saw a cyan streamer from far to near, rushing directly to someone's house.
This...... This is the immortal lord who has descended into the mortal world!
The people of Hangzhou subconsciously ignored the content of the cyan streamer, and ran around one by one to tell them, looking for the direction in which the streamer landed.
His face was full of excitement and red, and he dreamed of letting the fairy master take him as an apprentice, and it was no longer good...... It is also good to give a few elixirs at hand.
With this kind of luck mentality, the people of Hangzhou gathered more and more, and they all gathered in front of the Xu family's compound with the gate closed.
Afraid that his group would collide with the fairy master, the people took two deep breaths in place one by one, stopped their trembling hands, and then stepped forward and began to knock on the door.
The result was naturally disappointing to them, and in the face of their continuous knocking on the door, the Xu family's compound had been quiet and did not make any response.
In fact, this was long before the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals descended on the world, Li Jing asked people to arrange a visually impaired formation around the Xu family compound, this formation was useless to Zhen Hao and his party, and it was mainly aimed at the mortals in Hangzhou City, so as not to cause some unnecessary trouble when they saw the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals coming.
Those who can open the door can't hear it, and those who can hear it don't bother to pay attention to them, which leads to the knocks of these people and no one responds.
Just when everyone was disappointed, after the prefect of Hangzhou City got the news that an immortal had descended on Xufu, he quickly led a heavy army to directly surround Xufu and drive away the people who were onlookers.
The prefect of Hangzhou is also a ruthless person, and when he knocked on the door to no avail and smashed the door without moving, he directly sent someone to push out the siege vehicle that had been idle in the warehouse for an unknown number of years, and began to hit the gate of the Xu family's compound repeatedly.
The soldiers didn't dare at first, but stood there one by one and trembled, for fear of colliding with the immortal and being slapped into small cakes by the angry immortal.
"Immortals descend to earth, it is rare to meet in a hundred years, but depending on the situation, it is estimated that you will not be able to see immortals by normal means. So we can only fight, and we can only fight to turn the cart into an ox cart! Even if we are slapped to death by the angry immortals, we will not hesitate to do it!"
"If a person dies, he can come back in the next life, but if the immortals don't see it, I'm not willing to die!"
Under the series of encouragement, the faces of the soldiers who were trembling and did not dare to come forward turned red with excitement, and their eyes were full of something called desire.
"Hit me!"
Seeing this, the prefect of Hangzhou nodded with satisfaction, and with an order, all the soldiers who were ready to go rushed up, pushing the heavy siege vehicle as if pushing a wheelbarrow, trotting all the way and crashing directly into the gate of Xu's house.
In fact, the idea of the Hangzhou prefect was indeed right, Li Jing saw the group of mortals below who didn't know what to do, his face was angry, and he was about to order them all to be killed, but he was stopped by a white-haired veteran.
"Boss, it's just some mortals with a little bit of courage, the crime is not death, and killing them is in vain, but just give them some pills that we don't need, and send them away. ”
Li Jing glanced at the mortals who were still rushing against the gate of the Xu family, and then looked at the veterans who pleaded for these mortals, and waved his hand impatiently.
"I'll leave this matter to you, and let them get out of the way quickly. ”
The veteran was surprised, took the order to retreat, and led more than ten heavenly soldiers to turn into a streamer and descend in front of the siege vehicle that was still about to hit the door, and directly stretched out his hand to stop the rumbling siege vehicle.
The immortals have really arrived!
The prefect of Hangzhou and the soldiers were stunned for a moment, and then knelt directly on the ground, especially the soldiers who pushed the carts when they saw that the siege vehicle they pushed hit the immortals, and they were even more frightened, and they didn't dare to speak.
Without the intention of talking nonsense, the veteran took out two pills from his arms that were used as snacks for his granddaughter, and threw them directly in front of the prefect of Hangzhou.
"This elixir is not a precious thing to me, but after all, there is an immortal word on it, which is more than a little stronger than those sect elixirs in the mortal world. ”
"You've got what you want, get back quickly and avoid being killed. ”
The prefect of Hangzhou saw that he had not yet spoken, and he had obtained what he wanted so easily, and he was still not satisfied, so he still knelt on the ground, and did not want to leave at all.
The veteran frowned, looked at the Hangzhou prefect who didn't know what to do on the ground, hesitated for a moment, and was about to reach out to find two more pills from his arms, but he heard a roar, and a sword fell from the same sky.
"Puff~!"
The sword is an ordinary heavenly soldier sword, but it is still extremely sharp, sharpened like clay, this greedy Hangzhou prefect did not even react, like chopping tofu, the good head was directly cut off from the neck by the heavenly soldier with the sword.
The Heavenly Soldier Saber is engraved with a formation, and for mortals, the moment they are killed by it, their souls have been completely shattered, and even reincarnation is hopeless.
The veteran looked up at the sky, just in time to see Li Jing's back leaving with his hands behind his back.
"Hey~!"
The veteran looked at the prefect of Hangzhou, who was still wearing a greedy smile on his head even though he was dead, and couldn't help but sigh.
"Greed is a fool, and you end up with a soul scattered, you ...... Who can be blamed? ”
As he spoke, the veteran turned to look at the group of soldiers who were kneeling on the ground with a faint puddle of water stains under them, and waved his hand with some interest.
"You'd better hurry away, don't come back to death. ”
When the soldiers heard this, they thought they would die, as if they were about to be amnesty, they wept with joy, a handful of snot and tears, and after kowtowing to the veteran three times, they ran away, losing their armor all the way, hoping that their parents would give them two more legs.
At this time, the entire Xu Mansion was in a mess, a headless corpse was lying on the ground alone, and the head didn't know where it was kicked by the soldiers who fled in a hurry, and even the two small pills in front of him were gone, I don't know if they were lost or picked up......
"Hey~!"
Looking at the scene of this person walking away from the tea, the veteran sighed, shook his head, didn't say anything, turned into a streamer and returned to the clouds with the heavenly soldiers.
At the same time, in the living room of the Xu family.
A green silk old road descended from the sky, his eyes widened angrily, and he stared at Zhen Hao in the living room: "Where is my apprentice? Hurry up and hand over my apprentice, otherwise I won't spare you easily!"
The person who came was Nezha's good master, the famous Taiyi Zhenren.
Zhen Hao didn't answer, his eyes looked Taiyi Zhenren up and down, only to see this old Taoist in a green shirt, holding a white silk whisk, his hair was dry and messy, and he seemed thin and weak.
But judging from the skill he drank just now and the speed of landing, he is at least one big realm stronger than Zhen Hao in the realm.
Feeling invincible, Zhen Hao's eyes lit up, his chest was raised, his eyes were fearless, and he looked directly at Taiyi Zhenren.
"Come on, hit me. ”
Taiyi Zhenren: "......"
Bai Suzhen: "......"
Xu Xian: "......"
Except for Xiaoqing, who was busy before and after, and Nezha, who struggled to escape from Xiaoqingdui to meet his master, and Niu Erhua and his party, who knew Zhen Hao's methods, everyone else fell into silence, and looked at Zhen Hao who seemed to have a sick brain one by one.
"You...... Aren't you going crazy?"
After living for so long, it is the first time that Taiyi Zhenren has seen someone propose this kind of ...... to himself This kind of request made him feel very awkward, and he was a little at a loss.
"Don't talk so much nonsense, you are a disciple of Nezha......"
"Woo woo woo ~ ! master ~!"
Zhen Hao was halfway through his words, Nezha, who had been struggling all the time, finally crawled out of the enthusiastic little green pile, and the moment he saw Taiyi Zhenren, the grievances he had received in Li Jing recently broke out instantly, and he cried and cried directly at Taiyi Zhenren.
Taiyi Zhenren was carefully guarding against Zhen Hao, who seemed to be a little abnormal in his brain at this time, but he caught a glimpse of a red figure rushing directly towards him, and his face changed instantly, but it was too late to defend at this time.
"Knock~!"
With a muffled sound, the women's Nezha slammed into Taiyi Zhenren's arms, and the little face full of tears kept twisting in his arms, and snot and tears wiped Taiyi Zhenren's body.
Seeing that there seemed to be no danger, Taiyi Zhenren put away the mana that was ready to go, looked down at the little girl who was holding him, frowned, and pulled twice, wanting to pull the female doll away from him, but Nezha couldn't catch it at all.
"Who are you? I see that your fairy power is pure, and your cultivation is not bad, presumably you are also a fairy family figure at home, why are you so ignorant of inspection?
Nezha saw that his master didn't recognize him, and his heart was even more aggrieved, and he cried even louder with a "wow": "Master~......! I'm Nezha, don't you even recognize me?"
"Where...... Nezha?!"
Taiyi Zhenren looked at the beautiful "little girl" in his arms looking up at him, crying bitterly, and looked carefully, and really found some characteristics of Nezha.
Then his eyes moved down, and he saw Nezha's chest that couldn't be flattened, and Taiyi Zhenren finally determined that this beautiful "little girl" was his naughty, cute, and very kind disciple who was always troublesome from time to time.
"Where...... Nezha ....... Who made you like this!"
Taiyi Zhenren grabbed the shoulder of the women's Nezha, his eyes were cracked, and his heart hurt so much that he couldn't breathe.
I have a good male disciple in my family, and I won't see him for a few days...... was turned into a female disciple, although ...... Although it is indeed very good-looking, but what a crime Nezha has to suffer in this process!
You must know that when he first shaped Nezha's lotus body, he poured all his efforts into him, and he also focused on taking care of his brother......
"Nezha, tell the master who made you like this! The master will definitely avenge you and let him be your companion!"
Nezha: (→_→)
Following Nezha's eyes that secretly tilted to the side, Taiyi Zhenren suddenly saw Zhen Hao standing aside, trembling with anger.
"It's you, it's you, isn't it!"
"That's right, it's me!"
Although he was misunderstood, Zhen Hao didn't mean to explain first, straightened his head and generously admitted what he had done.
"Iniquity......! I'm going to let you be my Nezha apprentice!"
When the words fell, Taiyi Zhenren, whose eyes were bloodshot and red, waved Nezha aside, and the dust in his hand swayed, and a piece of blue light shone directly on Zhen Hao's head.
At the same time, in the corner where everyone didn't notice, Taiyi Zhenren's palm waved slightly, and a more hidden blue light mixed with a large piece of blue light hit the head of Brother Zhen Hao.
Getting closer and closer, getting closer and closer, Taiyi Zhenren's eyes couldn't help but flash a trace of pride: Nezha apprentice, avenge your teacher......
The happiness in his heart has not yet been fully expressed, Taiyi Zhenren's eyes suddenly burst into a trance, his thoughts are flying, he thinks of the time when he was a naughty boy thousands of years ago, and at the same time thinks of the neighbor's big sister......
"You little rabbit cub, you don't learn well at a young age, learn people...... Scholar peeks at the wall to see if I don't smash your ass......"
"Little bastard, I already let you go once last time, why are you still here...... I must go and talk to your mother this time!"
"Look at it, be careful with the eye of the needle...... This is what he looked like when he was a child, and he must be a bad embryo when he grows up...... Be careful that you can't find a wife for the rest of your life......"
......
At the same time, a series of system prompts sounded in Zhen Hao's mind.
......
Nezha, who was crying on the side, had already stopped crying, and watched blankly as his master's attack had dissipated before it fell on Zhen Hao, and then he saw his master's eyes blank and began to say something...... Something dirty.
Looking at Zhen Hao's arrogant face at this time, his face turned red, and he trembled with excitement, Nezha shuddered violently, recalling Zhen Hao's inhumane spiritual ravages on him just now, and completely planted a seed in his heart that Zhen Hao couldn't mess with.
Here, I recalled the neighbor's big sister eleven times, and Taiyi Zhenren, who was immersed in beauty, felt that something was wrong.
His eyes returned to clarity, and the memory just now instantly came to his heart, and his face changed from black to blue to red, and finally turned into a miserable white.
"Goo Dong~!"
Taiyi Zhenren licked his chapped lips, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Nezha nervously: "I...... Didn't I just say something......"
Nezha's lowered little head raised a little, and secretly glanced at Taiyi Zhenren, who was full of anticipation, a trace of hesitation flashed in his eyes, he didn't know how to tell his master the truth, he was entangled for a long time, and he simply turned his head away with a slightly red face, and didn't say a word.
"Boom~!"
In the blue sky and white day, a lightning bolt instantly struck Taiyi Zhenren's skull, his brain was buzzing, blank, and he squatted directly on the ground with a buttocks......
The thousands of years old face was lost in an instant, Taiyi Zhenren's eyes were straight, he was stunned, and his straight waist gradually became rickety, and he instantly aged a thousand years old.
The Treasure Palace.
The immortals looked a little dazed, although this was not the first time they had seen Zhen Hao's strange methods, they still couldn't help but be a little frightened.
Although this method does not cause any physical damage to them, sometimes the mental trauma is even more terrifying.
For example, the current Taiyi Zhenren, who used to see the immortals who could not respectfully give him three points of thin noodles, but ...... But after this matter gets out today, I'm afraid not to mention the thin noodles, and if you don't laugh at the big teeth when you meet, you can count it as having excellent endurance......