Chapter 353: Someone Is Still Forcing Me to Push Them?
Liu Shenxiang escaped after all, although his uncle and mother both killed him, but there was a little Fuli Xiaoyu to protect her.
Xiaoyu stepped forward without hesitation, and the whole person pounced on the chattering Liu Agarwood, and then began to shout something, "Please spare the agarwood", "Don't hit the agarwood, if you want to beat me".
Xiaoyu used her actions to clearly state her point of view, she didn't mind these dirty things Liu Shenxiang did, and said that he was still a child.
He's still a kid!
What a panacea-all-trades sentence, which instantly softened Chang'e's careful liver on the side, children, what's wrong with lying on the wall, he doesn't understand.
So the soft-hearted Chang'e also joined Xiaoyu's battle group, and first helped Xiaoyu and Liu Shenxiang on the ground.
Then he turned his head and persuaded Yang Jian and the Three Holy Mother, saying that he put down the butcher knife and became a Buddha on the spot, and there was only one child, and it was broken...... You can regenerate one, but you don't have the original flavor after all.
Chang'e stepped out, just one look extinguished Yang Jian's anger, and then a series of kind words and persuasion offensive against the Three Holy Mother, without the support of strong teammates, the Three Holy Mother was unable to support alone, and was quickly defeated.
After both of them were dealt with by Chang'e, Liu Shenxiang breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't dare to hang around Yang Jian and the Three Holy Mother, and only dared to stay by Sister Chang'e, who was beautiful, kind, and super good to him.
At the end of the show, everyone's eyes returned to the food on the table, only Stephen Zhou in the back kitchen touched his chin and thought.
Liu Agarwood, which has been broken, can it still be used?
"Brother Zhen Hao, I misunderstood you, you ...... Just tell me directly, what do you want me to do to give me the Lotus Lamp. β
A scene where a mother was educating her children, and her uncle was shouting and cheering on the side, but the good show of both being easily put down by the aunt who doted on the child ended, and seeing that it was his turn to appear again, Zhen Hao stepped forward and said the ultimate goal.
"I just want you to ...... And Xiaoyu came over to help for two days after the opening of my song and dance troupe, you won't refuse me again, right?"
"And me?"
Xiaoyu, the little fox on the side, looked back in surprise, and suddenly heard that there was still her own share, which was already cute, but now it is even more cute.
Liu Shenxiang beside him subconsciously wanted to open his mouth to refuse, but after seeing Zhen Hao's smiling eyes, this guy was instantly stunned and didn't dare to say a word.
But even so, Liu Shenxiang still pulled Xiaoyu to hide behind Chang'e, in a vain attempt to avoid Zhen Hao's sight.
"Don't hide, your Aunt Chang'e won't be able to run away when the time comes, she has already promised me. β
The last straw was in jeopardy, Liu Shenxiang looked at Chang'e with wide eyes, hoping that Chang'e would stand up and refute Zhen Hao.
It's a pity that Chang'e disappointed him, his chin lowered his eyebrows, he didn't say a word, the meaning is self-evident, what Zhen Hao said is true!
"Bang~!"
The last life-saving straw completely collapsed, Liu Agarwood was dizzy and in a trance, only feeling that it was dark in front of him, and there was no daylight.
With a brief understanding of him Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao is black from the inside out, the purpose is definitely not just to help, there must be some ulterior secrets.
As a man, for Xiao Yu's safety, even if he was covered in phosphorus injuries, he would not let Xiao Yu risk his life to cooperate with this big demon king.
So, Liu Shenxiang, who had no life-saving straw, stood up, pulled Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu behind him, and looked at Zhen Hao with a fearless expression.
His meaning was very clear, he wanted Xiaoyu to help, so he stepped over his Liu Agarwood's corpse!
Zhen Hao understood it, and the Three Holy Ladies also understood it.
If she had just asked her to help by herself, she would have already come down, but she still had Xiaoyu with her, and Xiaoyu was her daughter-in-law.
So it's her responsibility to ask about it.
"Brother Zhen Hao, if it's convenient, I would like to ask, what kind of help are you asking us to help?"
Chang'e on the side also pricked up her ears, in fact, she was also very curious, looking at Zhen Hao's movements, she must have a lot of plans.
"It's not inconvenient, but if you want to know, I'll tell you. β
Zhen Hao raised his chin at Bai Suzhen: "When the time comes, you can wear those clothes and dance on the stage for two days." β
"No!" x2
Before Chang'e and the Three Virgins could speak, Yang Jian and Liu Shenxiang on the side spoke first, and they came up with a very resolute attitude to oppose the three daughters to help.
Especially Agarwood, the resistance is even worse, one is his mother, the other is his wife, and the other is his favorite sister Chang'e, which is several times more serious than Yang Jian's wife, a sister, and an unrelated sister.
"It's useless for you to speak, whether it's Chang'e or the Three Holy Mother, they decide to go, and you can't stop it. β
Zhen Hao looked at the two men who reacted violently, just glanced at them, and said the truth in a flat tone.
Especially Yang Jian, this guy is more and more like a licking dog, how can there be licking a dog to influence the thoughts of the dog owner these days.
As a licking dog, you should be familiar with the licking dog quotesβββ the child is born, and I will raise it for you.
There is even a further supreme sayingβββ When the child is born, I have his surname, but it is really not good, we both have your surname.
Licking the dog should be obedient, and should not be delusional about turning over to be the master, in a vain attempt to influence the owner's thoughts.
"This ...... Isn't that good...... When the time comes, a lot of people will look at it......"
The three virgins twisted and pinched, their little faces were full of entanglement and hesitation, but their big eyes stared directly at the jeans and stockings on Bai Suzhen......
Yes, the Three Holy Mothers are obviously envious to death, but they are still pinching the little girl's house...... It looks a lot like the reserve of a little girl's house.
Her meaning was obvious, she wanted someone to push him.
Zhen Hao understood, the corners of his mouth rose faintly, and then he quickly changed his face to a fierce face, and took out the Baolian lamp with a broken petal from the system space.
Pointing to the floor, with a hideous face, Zhen Hao forced loudly: "I ask you for the last time, do you agree or not!"
The Three Virgins covered their mouths and shook their heads, their faces full of pain, and their eyes ...... There were no tears at all, and he howled: "No! Don't push me, don't push me!"
Seeing this, Zhen Hao made a villainous face, the corners of his mouth rose to the root of his ears, and he smiled wickedly: "Hmph~!I'm going to force you, I'll count three times, if you still don't repent, and don't agree, I'll immediately smash this Baolian lamp on this floor!"
β3......β
"Don't~!"
As soon as the three words fell, the three virgins shook their heads again and roared in pain, with a sad and indignant look in their eyes...... Still no tears.
"I promise you, I promise you can't do it!I'm going to dance, please don't drop my Baolian lanternβββ woo woo~"
"Okay, the Lotus Lantern is your ......"
"Wait!"
Zhen Hao saw that the three virgins were "crying dry" tears, and he couldn't bear it, and was about to make a deal with him, but saw Chang'e suddenly jump out, wave her big hand, and stop Zhen Hao's decision.
"I knew you were greedy, but I didn't expect you to be so greedy!"
Chang'e looked sad and looked at Zhen Hao in disbelief, as if she didn't expect such a brazen person in this world.
"Originally, we had already said that the three virgins would go to help you dance, and you would return the Baolian lantern to her, but I never expected that you would change your hexagram temporarily, and you must add me, otherwise I would rather no one else, and drop the Baolian lantern on the spot!"
As she spoke, the grief on Chang'e's face was replaced by helplessness and shame: "Okay, I promise you, I will also go and help you dance, and quickly return the Baolian lantern to us!"
Yang Jian: Are we stupid? The Lotus Lantern of the Congenital Baby will be shattered by the ordinary floor? Is this floor a treasure of Hongmeng?
Liu Shenxiang: I really want to say something, but ...... I don't know what to say, I'm speechless!
Niu Erhua: "......"
Why did I make so many requests? I was already ready to return it to the Three Virgins, okay? You can wear it if you want to, what kind of black pot are you putting on my head? I'm also innocent, okay?!
Zhen Hao gasped, feeling that he was very confused now, capitalized.
It's like an alliance game, where the bloody chicken on the opposite side catches you for a messy show, and you can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south, and you feel deeply frustrated and doubt life.
And then...... This Tianxiu chicken was killed by the defense tower, and you touched him before you died, and the end of the adult's head is still yours.
In this case, although you are confused, this thousand yuan is really fragrant!
In the same way, Zhen Hao is really cool now, although he has a black cauldron, but as long as he can achieve his goal, he is willing to carry another one!
The confusion on his face disappeared, Zhen Hao changed into a treacherous appearance, touched his chin and looked Chang'e and the Three Holy Mothers up and down, and snorted coldly: "Even if you know each other, if you hesitate for a while, this Baolian Lantern will be completely removed from the Three Realms." β
"But for the sake of your knowledge, I won't be embarrassed for you today, and I'll give you this Baolian lamp ......."
"Wait...... Wait!"
A soft and weak, but firm wait sounded again, and once again stopped Zhen Hao's transaction.
Behind Liu Agarwood, who looked incredulous, her face was slightly red, and Xiao Yu, who looked shy, forcibly pulled out her little hand from Liu Agarxiang's big hand, and then trotted all the way to the side of the Three Virgins and Chang'e.
"What's that...... You're a good man...... Two you are not satisfied...... You even have to be ...... Hmph, I promise you, return our Baolian lantern quickly. β
Xiaoyu: (??) Π?? *)??
Yes, there is another pot, but this pot ...... It doesn't seem like something is quite right, a little ...... It's a little green with a little yellow in it.
Looking at Liu Shenxiang's dark face at the moment, it can be seen that he can also see that the color of this pot is a little wrong, which is similar to the color on his head.
"Xiaoyu, what are you going up to make a fuss about, don't you come back quickly!"
couldn't bear the heaviness of Liu Agarwood on his head, and beckoned to Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu with a bluffing face, saying that children should not get involved in adults.
Xiaoyu didn't speak, first didn't turn her head and didn't look at Liu Agarwood, and then felt that it was not enough, so she hid herself behind Chang'e, where Liu Agarwood couldn't see.
Chang'e was also very cooperative, seeing that she was not blocking it tightly, she also pulled the three virgins together to cover Xiaoyu so that Liu Shenxiang couldn't see it at all.
The first life-saving straw first collapsed when he was isolated and helpless, and now he is helping the enemy to cover, Liu Shenxiang feels that his heart hurts so much that he can't breathe, this is not the Chang'e sister he knows.
However, it is still the same sentence, heartache is heartache, he is a big man, he will not watch it......
"Bang Bang Bang~!"
Liu Shenxiang's man's battle declaration had not yet been fully expressed in his heart, and he was made a layup by Zhen Hao in three steps, and his head was hit with a crisp triple blow.
Covering his head and looking up in confusion, Liu Shenxiang looked at Zhen Hao in front of him blankly, not understanding how he could do a debate.
"Little brat, not sensible, without a little eyesight, you look back at your uncle, you see that he said more nonsense. β
Being looked down upon by Zhen Hao, Liu Shenxiang felt that Yali Mountain was big, swallowed an unyielding saliva, and turned his head to look at Yang Jian.
Sure enough, although Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, had a very dark face, he didn't have the slightest intention of stopping him.
Zhen Hao stretched out his hand and rubbed Liu Shenxiang's head vigorously, made a standard chicken nest hairstyle for him, and said earnestly: "Child, you are still young, there are many things in this world that you still don't understand, go, go to your Uncle Yang Jian, and let him teach you how to lick the dog." β
As he spoke, Zhen Hao pushed Liu Shenxiang's head and pushed it towards Yang Jian, who was straight and like a bodyguard.
Yang Jian: You are the licking dog, your whole family is licking dogs, have you ever seen a licking dog that can lick a woman?!
Liu Shenxiang raised his head and looked at Yang Jian with eyes full of curiosity and desire to explore: "Uncle Erlang, what is the way of licking dogs? Where did you learn it? Did you learn it from the Roaring Sky Dog?"
Wrenching Dog: (+_+) Are you insulting the dog?
Yang Jian stroked Liu Shenxiang's little head with his big hand, resisted the urge to slap his skull away, and gently explained with a constipation-like expression.
"Don't listen to Zhen Hao's nonsense, we are not licking dogs, we are making a man's concession for the sake of family harmony. β
"And what should we call this?"
"Why do you have so many questions...... We should call this ...... Yes, that's right, it's called a wife!"
"Howling dog, isn't it better to be strict with your wife than to lick a dog?"
Howling Dog: o_o ...... Woohoo (probably).
......
Over there, an uncle, a nephew, and a dog were discussing which name was better, and here, Zhen Hao stood in front of the third girl again.
Seeing that the third girl was still vigilant and guarding herself against bad guys, Zhen Hao waved her hand helplessly: "Okay, it's almost done, I have already given you the steps you should want, hurry back to eat, and go home to rehearse after eating." β
As he spoke, Zhen Hao handed out the Baolian lamp that was missing a petal in his hand directly, without any nostalgia...... Broken light one.
"Oh, okay. β
Seeing that the two girls didn't move, Little Fuli Xiaoyu hurriedly whispered yes, and then stepped forward to take back the Baolian lamp for the Three Holy Mother.
"Xiaoyu, don't go!" x2
Chang'e and the Three Holy Mothers spoke at the same time, one left and one right at the same time, and grabbed Xiaoyu's little hand stretched out towards the Baolian lantern at the same time.
"Hmph~!"
Facing Zhen Hao's puzzled gaze, the Third Holy Mother snorted coldly, raised her head with her chest straight, and looked directly at Zhen Hao, firm and unyielding, with a ...... on her face The shame of being insulted?
"The poor are not fed, and we are the Lotus Lamp that we have earned by our own efforts, not as you have given to us. We strongly condemn your insulting behavior, and we will not ask for this Baolian lamp!"
"That's right!"
Chang'e followed closely behind, took a step forward, and agreed with the statement of the Three Holy Mother, and even her expression was more resolute than that of the Three Holy Mother: "Who said that women are inferior to men, women also hold up half the sky, we women are not weaker than anyone else!"
Bai Suzhen: Why does this sound so familiar to me? It seems that someone has also told us......
The two elders spoke, and Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu subconsciously stood up with a firm expression...... More and more panicked, small mouth, just unable to speak.
The Three Holy Mothers and Chang'e have already finished talking about what she can think of and what she can't remember, and learning is all up to the little jade claw taught by her grandmother.
Especially when everyone's eyes kept staring at her, it made her panic even more.
Under this panic, Xiaoyu's face became more and more blushing, and she didn't want to think about it, so she closed her eyes and shouted loudly: "You...... Scold us!"
Liu Agarwood: "......"
The audience fell silent, everyone was shocked, and the eyes that looked at Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu were like looking at a treasure.
Although it is only a short four words and an ellipsis, it can profoundly point out the main idea, and contain all the words of the Three Virgins and Chang'e.
If you use two words to describe Xiaoyu, it is ββββ incisive!
Zhen Hao shook his head, clapped his hands in praise, and gave him a thumbs up.
Later, in order to cooperate with Xiaoyu's incisive remarks, Zhen Hao bluffed his face, and looked at Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu with Zhen's peeling eyes, and his eyes gradually became fierce.
"What is your identity?What is my identity?Are you teaching me to do things?ah~!"
Zhen Hao's last angry shout frightened Xiao Fuli Xiaoyu into a clever beating, and her face showed the timidity of the maid when she met the landlord.
only dared to look up at Zhen Hao secretly, and then he was so frightened that he turned his head and hid behind Chang'e and the Three Holy Mother.
Only then did Master Zhen Hao discover that the little maid Xiaoyu had a backer behind her, her face was hideous and terrifying, and she almost wanted to eat her alive when she looked at the third girl.
"What are you still doing in a daze? Don't you have to work? Do you want me to teach you how to do things? Why don't you hurry up and eat, and hurry up and work after eating, or I'll drop your Baolian lamp on this floor!"
The familiar persecution struck again, and the third girl looked ashamed and reluctant, as if she was really forced, and muttered back to her seat.
It is vividly shown that it is forced to be helpless.
Zhen Hao smashed his mouth, his face was boring, and he sat back in his place with a sigh on his face.
"I didn't expect that there would be people forcing me to force them these years, it's really a long time to see. β
Niu Erhua and Xiaoyutu nodded in agreement, indicating that they had also gained knowledge.
"It's just that it's too hard for me to let me, a good person, pretend to be a bad person. β
Saying that, Zhen Hao looked at Niu Erhua and Xiao Yutu: "After all, it's different from my setting, did I play very badly just now?"
Niu Erhua: No, it's completely in its true colors!