Time is like flowing water, and if you don't pay attention to it, it slips away from you, shakes and shakes, and half a month has passed.

In the past half a month, Zhen Hao has been honestly staying in his Yuelao Palace with Niu Erhua, not going out of the gate, focusing on the fat house for a lifetime.

During this time, Zhen Hao was sometimes idle, and on a whim, he wanted to move his own work, pull the red line for others, and punish and punish scumbags.

But he searched for a long time, but he didn't find anything about his position in the old palace, and the whole hall was bare as far as the eye could see.

In the end, Zhen Hao thought about it again and again, and felt that the kid from Tiandao didn't like him, and he didn't want to hand over this errand to himself.

Although Tian Daoming did not object when he was in the old age, this guy turned around and took away the guy he was eating, leaving him with only an empty house.

It's like there is only one manager in the whole hotel, and there is no rice for cooking, and it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and she can't do it if she wants to.

But...... This Heavenly Dao has taken away the things, so who are they going to hand it over? It can't be his own, right?

Somewhere, an old house in the countryside in Tianting, this is the hometown of the old man of the previous month.

In the first few days after leaving his job, this little old man was quite happy, every morning the rooster crows out, and the dog sleeps at night before he comes back, and he hangs in the aunt pile all day long, attracting a group of old men to look at him angrily, but he is happy.

But since half a month ago, that is, the day Zhen Hao angrily scolded the Heavenly Dao and rescued the Three Holy Mother, this little old man has never gone out again.

The aunts came to look for them many times during the period, but every time they slapped the door, there was no one answering inside, as if no one was at home.

But the fairy aunt, who is proficient in gossip within a radius of thousands of miles, can be 100% sure that this little old man has definitely not gone out and has been staying at home.

Today, a group of sisters of them have discussed, and then give this little old man one last chance, if he still can't go out, they are ready to join forces with the old sisters from a radius of thousands of miles to jointly sanction him, so that he will never find a wife!

At the same time, the uncles who learned the news couldn't even take care of eating, so they also ran over to watch the play, by the way...... Hey, hey, it's best to be able to pick up a leak.

"Open the door, Xiao Yueyue, we know that you are inside, you can tell us if you have anything unspeakable, we will understand you, don't lock yourself in the house and don't go out, it's not good for your health!"

"Oh, Sister Cuihua, we're here to ask about the guilt, why are you still concerned? Get out of the way, let me come!"

A lady with a ponytail and a strong suit, who is old and old-hearted, reached out and pulled aside a Cuihua lady who was dressed as an old showman, with her old head down, and felt ashamed of her uncompetitive appearance.

pinching his waist, a fierce aura gushed out, scaring away a group of little old men who were not pure-minded: "Xiao Yueyue, you have the ability to tease us, you have the ability to come out, what kind of ability are you sneaking around? Do you hide a woman in the house?"

As soon as this speculation was spoken, the old ladies instantly felt empathy, those with weak personalities had begun to cry and wipe their tears, and those with strong personalities shouted with this ponytail aunt.

"Xiao Yueyue, if you still have a conscience, you can come out and make it clear, whether you want to be with us or not, we won't force you, what are you hiding and tucking?

"That's right, we don't have to choose you, if you don't want to be with us, you just come out and make it clear to us, it's no fun to hide!"

......

After shouting and screaming for half an hour, the old ladies still didn't wait for the reply from the old man, and even the courtyard didn't even make a sound.

The faces of the old ladies became more and more ugly, their faces were full of loss, insecurity, shame and unwillingness, and they felt that their love had been deceived.

The old men watched from the sidelines with expressionless faces, and some even followed with righteous indignation and scolded them, but they all agreed in their hearts and laughed like a chrysanthemum.

It's angry, it's better to cry all of them, they don't mind if they smoke it, the more angry they are, the greater their chances of picking up leaks.

"Sisters, it seems that this little Yueyue is determined to break up with us. ”

Among the aunts, the ponytail fairy aunt spoke bluntly again, breaking the fact that the aunts were unwilling to face, and the entire aunt group was sad for a while.

Even the sun in the sky was sad, obscuring its own brilliance and casting a shadow over their hearts.

"Woo woo woo~!"

In the group of aunts, Aunt Cuihua, who is the most ladylike, has the weakest personality, and thinks about others everywhere, couldn't help it, and began to cry and sob.

This cry was as if it was about to turn on some kind of switch, and many weak but enduring old ladies couldn't hold back anymore and began to sob.

Even those stronger aunts couldn't help but redden, and the unknown weakness in their hearts couldn't be hidden.

The eldest lady cried, the old man laughed, this side of the face was painful, and comforted him repeatedly, and his heart blossomed over there, calling for the storm to come more violently!

"Sisters, don't cry, Xiao Yueyue doesn't want us, we don't need any stinky men!"

In the midst of crying, the ponytail old lady took two steps forward and stood in front of all the aunts, with a resolute face, raising her arms and shouting.

"Who said that women are inferior to men, women also hold up half the sky, as long as we work together to unite, we are invincible women's army! We don't need men!"

The eldest ladies were stunned, looking at the golden light shining in the sun, like the old sisters like sages, and the noble character of self-improvement grew in their hearts.

"Yes, stinky men fail us, we don't need stinky men!"

"Love?

"Yes, we don't need special love!"

......

Looking at the ladies who were chanting "go to TM's love" and gradually drifting away, the little old men were stunned.

Why is this thing a little different from what they imagined? You can't give up thousands of scumbags just because of an old scumbag, right?

The little old men were not convinced, and chased after them with their inflexible steps, vowing to reason with these old ladies...... persuade him to continue to accept the little old man.

However, even if he has gone far, the sound of "rolling" in exchange for stalking can still reach the old man's house.

Inside the house, the already small old house is full of objects that are incompatible with this old house, all of which are bright red colors, which is quite festive.

This is the eating guy who disappeared from the Yuelao Palace, and all of them were moved here by the Heavenly Dao who didn't treat Zhen Hao very well.

The old man kept working in this room, his hands did not stop, but two lines of tears were left in the corners of his eyes.

He originally thought that his happy retirement life was about to begin, but he never expected that this heavenly way was simply not human, and he would be haunted everywhere.

He had just rested for two days, and this Tiandao moved the office to his house, not letting him go out, and used merit to solve the problem of eating, drinking, and Lazar every day, and even solved the happiest thing in his life by the way.

He hasn't closed his eyes for half a month, and he has been working for half a month, but he is getting more and more energetic, and the more he does it, the more he feels energetic, and in recent days he has even seen black hair growing on the top of his head.

Obviously, this is all the handiwork of Heavenly Dao, as a reward for his diligence and hard work.

But..... This wasn't the life she wanted, he wanted to play with the old ladies, he didn't want to stay in this dead house!

"Farewell, my dear little emerald flower, little peony, little rose, and the little hedgehog covered in thorns but not prickly~!"

The hands are non-stop, tears are in the corners of the eyes, and the mouth is whispering, it is very desolate, and those who see it are sad and those who hear it cry, but they are just ...... No one can see it.

"By the way, there are also Xiao Li Tou, Xiao Wang Tou, and Lao Liu Tou, you are uneasy and kind, and you speak ill of me next to my little sister, I will make you unable to find a wife for the rest of your life!"

Looking at the Heavenly Dao Red Thread representing these people, the corners of the old man's mouth pulled out a hideous smile, and the Heavenly Dao Red Scissors in his hand were ready to move.

In the Yuelao Palace, Zhen Hao was wandering around behind his hands, and passed by the rehearsal rooms of Bai Suzhen, Chang'e, the Three Holy Mother, and Xiaoyu several times in the middle.

Every time Zhen Hao passed by, Chang'e, the Three Virgins and Xiaoyu, who were originally smiling and exchanging experiences with each other, would instantly retract their smiles, put on the coats they had prepared earlier, cover their long legs exposed, and clasp their hands to their chests, their eyes full of vigilance.

In fact, Xiaoyu, a stupid girl, was not like this, she was completely picked up by her mother-in-law and aunt beside her.

Every time she saw the third girl show this kind of operation, Niu Erhua, who was supervising the work in the house, knew that Zhen Hao had come to peek again, but when she went out with a small whip with a bluffed face, Zhen Hao, who smelled the danger, had already taken a step ahead.

In fact, Niu Erhua was not only guarding against Zhen Hao Yinan, but Xu Xian also did not let go, and they were never allowed to visit relatives.

But whether it is Zhen Hao or Xu Xian, they are all small heads, and the real head of defense is the old and unashamed Taiyi Zhenren.

This old man, since he was discovered by the Three Holy Mother, he read those classic masterpieces, I don't know what strange switch he turned on, and he instantly let himself go.

In the first few days of rehearsals, I was cheeky every day, carrying a small bench, sitting in front of the door and peeking openly, which seriously affected the rehearsal progress.

was whipped three streets by Niu Erhua with a small whip, and then he died down and changed to a sneaky peek.

The plot is serious and the attitude is vicious, so it was strongly rejected by everyone in the entire Yuelao Palace.

In addition, the little jade rabbit who is obedient to Zhen Hao is also bouncing in this house, and he hasn't paid attention to Zhen Hao for half a month.

It's not because she is empathetic, but Niu Erhua is afraid that when she is supervising the work, this little jade rabbit will take the opportunity to launch an offensive against a scumbag surnamed Zhen, realize her wish to be a junior, and forcibly tie him to his side.

Xiao Yutu was definitely unwilling to this arrangement, and swore to resist, resolutely stating that she wanted to live happily with her brother Zhen Hao.

But when Niu Erhua agreed to complete the rehearsal, she also let Zhen Hao "beat" her fiercely, between Xiaosan and Xiaofei, Xiaoyutu obviously felt that Xiaofei was more fragrant, and instantly died down, saying that she would definitely stick to her post.

However, Zhen Hao can clearly affirm that Niu Erhua is deceiving this ignorant little jade rabbit.

Don't ask why, the pain of that night is still fresh in his memory.

was driven away again, Zhen Hao was a little bored, moved to the main hall with his hands behind his back, sat on the Taishi chair in the first place, and began to think about life with his head in his head.

Why is Niu Erhua so tired that her eyes are full of tears every night, but she still doesn't want to rest? Why don't you want to find another person to share it with her? Is it love? Is it responsibility? Or is it ......

While thinking about it, two figures that did not hide their breath fell from the sky and landed in front of the door of Zhen Hao's hall.

One person and one monkey are none other than Sun Wukong and Taishang Laojun, who is tired, pale, and has trembling paws.

Two people...... The creature walked in quickly and walked far away, and gave Zhen Hao a bow with a smile, his smile so bright that it was almost flattering.

In the past half a month, this person and a monkey have visited his Yuelao Palace dozens of times, and each time he took the Xianxia version of the terminal and asked him how to install it.

That's right, after these two guys fought for a few days, they finally had no choice but to give up, and came to confess to Zhen Hao that they took Zhen Hao's two broken terminals, and cheekily asked how to disassemble and assemble them.

Take it away, after all, even if it is an intact terminal, he Zhen Hao doesn't care, let alone two broken ones.

However, Zhen Hao admired the cheekiness of the two of them, secretly took his things and didn't say anything, and came back to ask him how to fix them.

How to fix it?

He, Zhen Hao, is just an ordinary college student, how can he understand this.

But he can't say that he won't, after all, people want faces, and trees want bark, so Zhen Hao just glanced at the two of them, and then took out a brand-new terminal from the system space, and still put it in front of one person and one monkey.

"I've worked hard for so long, and now I can't make a finished product, I'm embarrassed, and I still have the face to ask me? Take it back and think about it slowly, I don't even bother to answer your mentally retarded questions. ”

That's how Zhen Hao responded to Tai Bai Xing and Sun Wukong at that time, saying that one person and one monkey blushed, picked up the terminal on the ground and disappeared as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

Counting up, he had already thrown more than a dozen brand-new terminals to these two goods, if it weren't for Zhen Hao wanting to see what the terminals of this Xianxia world were like, he would have ended this loss-making investment a long time ago.

But looking at the extremely bright appearance of this person smiling today, eighty percent has already been done.

"In the past, the two of you have always been sad when you came, but today you are smiling so happily, why is it done?"

Zhen Hao didn't get up, he still maintained the posture of supporting his chin with one hand, and looked at the person and the monkey with a face that was not happy with things or sad for himself.

One person and one monkey didn't care, he smiled, as if he was in his own home, not polite at all, without waiting for Zhen Hao to greet him, he was familiar with the road and sat on the chairs on both sides.

First poured a cup of herbal tea and drank it all, and then Taishang Laojun smiled and took out a silver-white terminal from the gift ring.

Compared with the appearance of the terminal in the technology world, which looks like it is full of force, the terminal in Taishang Laojun's hand is like a silver-white stone, and there are no bright spots.

"This is the terminal you made? Can he do it?"

Zhen Hao was skeptical for a moment, and then all of them changed to disbelief.

Taishang Laojun didn't refute, he smiled, and threw the terminal in his hand to Zhen Hao: "Try it, you try it first." ”

Good guy, looking at the squinting old man's determined appearance, Zhen Hao also had a little belief in his heart.

No more nonsense, lowered his head and "crackled" for a while, and a blue beam of light really shot out from this terminal.

"Yo, it's really bright! You two can!"

Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong didn't speak, they just raised their chins and said that they were the ones who said it on their toes.

It's just that...... The admiration on Zhen Hao's face had just lasted for three or five breaths before he completely froze on his face.

The azure beam of light emitted by the projection in his hand was still shooting outward, hitting the main hall of the Yuelao Palace, it was still a dazzling point of light, without any imaging meaning.

"You ...... What's the projection distance?"

"Ahem, cough~!......

Speaking of distance, the faces of one person and one monkey were a little embarrassed, Taishang Laojun closed his eyes and said nothing, Sun Wukong scratched his head and stretched out three fingers: "Not much, not much, only twenty miles ......"

Twenty miles? Who do you let use it? What you can see can't be used, what you can't see can't be used, isn't that a waste? And shouldn't you stretch out two fingers?

The power of complaining in Zhen Hao's heart skyrocketed, and he wanted to open his mouth to say something, but a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he decided that he really had to say something.

got up, stepped forward, and pressed back one of the three fingers stretched out by Sun Wukong, Zhen Hao held Sun Wukong's remaining two fingers, shaking back and forth, and the excitement on his face was beyond words.

"Twenty miles is good! This is a good thing, I thank you so much!"

"Huh?"

Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong were confused, looking at Zhen Hao, who was not as excited as a fake, with a confused look on their faces, this ...... This shouldn't be a counterword, right?

One man and one monkey left, full of doubts and puzzles, leaving behind an empty teapot and a celestial version of the terminal with a long thief like a stone.

Subsequently, Yang Jian came, and when Zhen Hao asked the one person and one monkey to go back, he called Yang Jian, who lived in the Moon Palace next door, over.

Yang Jian came with vigilance, and in his cognition, whether they took the initiative to find Zhen Hao, or Zhen Hao took the initiative to find them, it was not a good thing for them.

The best thing to do is to stay away from Zhen Hao.

It's just that the idea is good, but it's a pity that his wife and sister are still in Zhen Hao's hands, so he has to come.

"What do you want to do?"

With his hands on his chest and a vigilant face, Yang Jian stood far away from Zhen Hao, refusing to step forward, as if Zhen Hao was the beast of the flood.

Yang Jian didn't step forward, Zhen Hao could only get up and lean over, one person advanced and one person retreated, until Zhen Hao forced Yang Jian into a corner, Yang Jian accepted his fate, put down his hands holding his chest, and looked like he was ruined.

Zhen Hao was too lazy to take care of this play, took out the Laojun brand terminal, and called up the promotional video of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe produced by Niu Erhua just now, starring Chang'e, the Three Madonna, Xiaoyu and many Bai Suzhen.

There are no special effects in the promotional video, only legs, thighs that fill the screen.

In order to shoot this promotional video, Zhen Hao did not hesitate to wronged himself again, turned into a villain, took the Baolian lantern and wanted to fall, and coerced the three daughters to comply.

"No, I don't agree, I won't use this thing to show off in the market! Not to mention that there are Chang'e and my sister ...... inside."

Looking at the Baolian lantern that Zhen Hao took out again, Yang Jian was silent......