Chapter 879: Finding a Partner (Medium)
"Look at it like this, it's not okay for you to recommend, at least this candidate should be willing to be my partner, not like Xiao Yueyue, who has a left condition and a right condition, and in the end, he has to be the main one, just like him, it's okay to stay in Yunde Club, if you go out, you will starve to death." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info "Xiao Feng first complained about Xiao Yueyue's attitude.
"This time, I won't listen to your opinions, just call someone to let him recommend himself, since he can recommend himself for so long, it means that he wants to be my partner, and he also has a certain confidence in his own strength, or he won't apply on stage, I think this idea is still more reliable. After interacting with the audience, Xiaofeng said the second way to select people, and many viewers also agreed with Xiaofeng's statement.
"If there is anyone in the backstage who wants to be my partner, come up quickly, and we will have an on-site interview. Xiaofeng shouted backstage.
"Come, uncle, I'm here. A girl's chirping shout came from the backstage, and then Meng Hetang walked out with small steps.
"Don't you Yunde Club have a normal person? Xiao Yueyue was like that when he came to power, and he was like this when you came out. Xiaofeng complained with a disgusting look.
"Uncle, what you said is not right, can normal people stay in the Yunde Society?" Meng Hetang said with a smile.
"Dare to love you, Yunde Club is a group of mental hospitals. Xiaofeng asked pretending to be surprised.
"No, the psychiatric hospital is still treated, we are equivalent to providing a place for patients to communicate, the more you communicate, the more serious your illness is, don't be happy, maybe one day we will develop you into a patient." Meng Hetang performed what it means to be neurotic.
"Okay, according to what you say, all the people who talk about cross talk are mentally ill?"
"I don't know anywhere else, our cross talk actors in Yunde Club are all there. Meng Hetang fired a map cannon, and all the cross talk actors of Yunde Club lay down their guns.
"What the hell am I here? Xiao Feng said with a lamented face.
"Don't be afraid, I just played a joke with you, mainly to give you an idea of my style. Meng Hetang patted Xiaofeng's shoulder and comforted.
"You still have your own style that. Xiaofeng asked with a reassuring look.
"Of course, like the big ass face who came up just now, why is he so arrogant, it's because he is the head of our Yunde Society. Meng Hetang said in a tone of contempt and envy and jealousy.
"What door?" Xiaofeng looked like I didn't understand.
"Cheap, the best thing is to play cheap, I'm ashamed of him, if I had died a long time ago, but people live happily, and they have accepted apprentices, the teacher's motto is to carry forward the cheap, how shameless it is. Meng Hetang looked like I couldn't believe it was the truth.
"Child, it's not good for you to belittle Xiao Yueyue, you are brothers in the same sect, and you were all taught by Teacher Guo, and you are no better off if he is like that. Xiaofeng said that you didn't say that about your senior brother.
"Uncle, it's not right for you to say that, the dragon gave birth to nine sons is even more different, not to mention that my master gave birth to ......"
"Stop, you have to make this clear, what's wrong with your master?"
"My master has taken in hundreds of apprentices, and there are even more differences. Meng Hetang paused for a moment, and then hurriedly changed his words.
"Scared me, if your master can give birth to so many children, it is estimated that experts in infertility treatment will make more money than cross talk. When he said this, Xiaofeng felt particularly relieved.
"Okay, don't go on, I don't need to belittle others to elevate myself, I don't think which of you is stronger, but who is more suitable. Xiaofeng said that the plot of the nest fight should be left to the stage, let's still talk about choosing a partner.
"Choose the most suitable one? Then you don't have to choose, I'm the most suitable. Meng Hetang had a look of surprise on his face.
"I said that what Mr. Guo taught is not like this, Xiao Yueyue said that there is no need to choose, and you still say that you don't need to choose, why, Xiao Yueyue's people can still talk about whether they are hot or not, why are you?" Xiao Feng asked very depressedly.
"Don't worry, do you see I'm in a hurry? Didn't you say to choose the most suitable one? I am the most suitable. Meng Hetang said with confidence.
"Why do I still say that?" Xiao Feng made a look of hard work to communicate.
"I speak the best Korean in Jeondeoksha. Meng Hetang patted his chest vigorously, and then coughed fiercely twice before he said his advantage.
"I think it's true that you are in the worst health of the Quanyun De Society, and it is a good thing to master a foreign language. Xiaofeng said with a disgusted face, no one can ignore the truth that the body is the capital of the revolution.
"Yes, the big ass face also said that he knows a foreign language Henan dialect, your Henan dialect is a foreign language, and people like this who try to split the national territory should be pulled out and killed. ”
"It's not that serious, it's not that serious, why do I think you hate Xiao Yueyue so much?" asked Xiao Feng tentatively.
"Nonsense, I would have been popular without him, and I am at odds with the people who prevent me from becoming famous. Meng Hetang raised his arms and began to shout slogans, and he almost shouted a sentence to knock down Xiao Yueyue and replace me with the situation.
"Okay, okay, did you come to the stage to fight to be my partner or are you complaining about Xiao Yueyue?" asked Xiao Feng with a calm face, and complained about Xiao Yueyue from Meng Hetang.
"I'm fighting for and complaining, I'm determined to be your partner, I don't fight for steamed buns, I want to let those who are more popular than me know that as long as I have the opportunity, I can do it as well as Meng Hetang." Meng Hetang shouted very imposingly.
"We all know your determination, you can't just say that you are good at Korean, you can say a few words in front of so many audiences for me to hear. With Xiao Yueyue's experience, Xiao Feng felt that it was better to take the test first.
"Do I need to say a few words to prove that I am good at Korean? The audience in the audience who sang the song I sang just now that killed a spicy hot person with three shots heard it, and even the original singer Kwon Zhilong Oba praised me, so I wanted to ask who else. "Meng Hetang makes Xiaofeng feel egg pain, if Quan Zhilong can understand Chinese, even if Quan Zhilong has the spirit of entertainment, it is impossible to interact with you, at most, he should not see or hear, and spoil the song like that in front of the original singer of others, this matter will not be picked and Yun Deshe can do it.
"Why don't I sing it to you again?" Meng Hetang asked.
"Forget it, I will know your Korean level when you call Quan Zhilong Oba, and there is no need to sing it again. "Xiaofeng doesn't look like he's listening to a spicy hot shot that hurts three times.
"Isn't it wrong to call it Oba? that is called Onie?" Meng Hetang asked with a tangled expression.
"What's your name, wait until you get off the stage, ask your Korean teacher, I know your Korean level, but just mastering a foreign language is not enough to be my partner, you still have to be capable, tell me what you can do?" Xiaofeng decided not to discuss the desperate topic of Korean.
"Of course there is, in addition to speaking well in Korean, I sing well, I'm not the same as the big ass face, he actually sings some folk tunes that can't be put on the stage or something, which will go back a few decades and he is definitely the target of being defeated. Saying that, Meng Hetang began to bury Xiao Yueyue again, Xiao Feng hurriedly stopped him, and reiterated the principle of not belittleing others to improve himself.
"The songs I sing are all famous songs, and they have a lot of history, and of course I have made some small adaptations to conform to the current trend. Meng Hetang began to boast.
"You also adapt songs?" Xiaofeng interjected.
"Of course, if I don't even have such a little strength, can I come to power? Do you know? In addition to Xiao Yueyue's self-aggrandizement, our young class leader Xiao Guo didn't care about this opportunity because he was fascinated by the goddess, and we fought in the background to fight for this opportunity, but I went through a lot of hardships to win the first opportunity to come to power. "Meng Hetang said these little phoenixes love to listen.
"But you don't want to go through a fierce battle. Xiaofeng looked at Meng Hetang, whose clothes were very neat and his hair was not messy, and he was very puzzled.
"I couldn't beat them, so I took the initiative to be the first to take the stage. Meng Hetang said with an aggrieved face.
"I was the first to go on stage when I lost the fight, and when I was my partner, I was not treated by you like this? You must know that I am also a very popular artist, and your master can say that he wants to support it. Xiaofeng shouted very unhappily.
"At a glance, I know that you haven't known my master for long, can you believe what my master says? Why don't you believe what I say? Everyone, if you say something fair, is what my master said accurate?" Meng Hetang saw Xiao Feng looking disbelieving and arched his hand towards the audience and asked.
Hearing that the audience was neat, Xiao Feng had a confused expression, and immediately Xiao Feng wanted to call Lao Guo out to ask, if it was not there, maybe there would be no female goblin and female ghost.
This time it was Meng Hetang's turn to stop Xiaofeng, and said that if the master knew that this matter was disturbed by him, then this day would really be impossible, Meng Hetang also said that Lao Guo could still be so embarrassed in other things, but as long as it was about gender, there was no need to discuss it at all, just now Lao Guo was still backstage and beat Xiao Guo, who had no father and son in the love field with him.
Xiaofeng was very interested in this, and wanted to call Xiao Guo up to see how the injury was, but Meng Hetang told Xiaofeng that Lao Guo was very skilled in beating people, and when he was angry, he was usually very painful but he couldn't see any injuries outside, and when he was very angry, he could hit internal injuries all at once, and he still couldn't see anything on the outside, but he couldn't get out of bed if he didn't raise it for ten and a half days.
In this regard, Xiao Feng expressed doubts, Lao Guo can have such a strong skill? Meng Hetang said that you have more than 100 apprentices to practice for you every day, and you can also practice it.
Xiaofeng is going to find Lao Guo, Meng Hetang hurriedly changed his words, saying that it makes sense to be the first to lose, often the first one to come up is to throw bricks and lead jade, and no one will come out first, Xiaofeng felt that what Meng Hetang said made a little sense, so the topic returned to the test of Meng Hetang.
"What is Xiao Yueyue singing, the most famous is the song of the five rings and the lover, I have to sing the broken song, if you want to sing, let's sing something with historical heritage, tall and positive. Meng Hetang said a little excitedly.
"Well, let's listen to what kind of song you said about the tall. Xiaofeng said that he was listening.
"Bell bell ...... , knock knock. The familiar rhythm sounded, and the two nervous knocks startled Xiaofeng.
"I'm ...... with you holding the egg. Meng Hetang was stopped by Xiaofeng as soon as he finished singing.
"Can you tell me what you're singing? I'm familiar with the tune, but the words are wrong. Xiao Feng asked with a puzzled expression.
"The theme song of Journey to the West, you don't know such a famous song, I'm sorry, I forgot that you are a Korean, I don't know it's normal, listen to me sing it to you, just this chance, if you want to study, you have to pay tuition, for the sake of your good relationship with my master, I will give you a 20% discount. Meng Hetang was still a little nervous when he was pulled by Xiaofeng, and then said that Xiaofeng relaxed when he was Korean.
"Stop, stop quickly, it's true that I'm Korean, but I know the theme song of Journey to the West, and the original version doesn't sing like this. ”
"No way, you can understand better than me as a Korean, it's you who hold the egg. Meng Hetang said stiffly.
"It hurts to hold the egg, it's not right. Xiaofeng made a painful expression.
"No, let me think about it, am I holding the egg?" Meng Hetang asked uncertainly.
"Whose egg are you holding?" Xiaofeng asked.
"That's who is holding the egg. "Meng Hetang's confidence is even more insufficient.
"I finally know why Xiao Yueyue is chirping, it turns out that the egg is being held by you. Xiaofeng made a sudden realization.
"Like that, I'm holding Xiao Yueyue's egg, even if I don't dislike him, I have to let him hold it. Meng Hetang looked at the backstage with great interest.
"It's not like that, it's not that word. Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped Meng Hetang, who wanted to die.
"What's that word?" Meng Hetang looked like he was humbly asking for advice.
"You carry the burden. ”
"Oh, you have to pick your eggs, whose eggs you pick won't beat you. Meng Hetang asked with an unhappy face.
"Go, hurry down, it's still tall, it's still historical, it's still positive, just sing and dare to ask where the road is." Xiaofeng complained dissatisfiedly.
"Why is it not high, the theme song of the four famous books, why does it have no historical background, this is written by Luo Guanzhong in the Ming Dynasty, why does it have no historical background, why are the various ideas conveyed in it not lofty. Meng Hetang said angrily.
"Wait, who did you say wrote Journey to the West?" asked Xiaofeng helplessly.
"Luo Guanzhong, what's wrong?", Meng Hetang looked seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied.
"If I'm not mistaken, Luo Guanzhong wrote about the Three Kingdoms, and Journey to the West was written by Wu Chengen. Xiaofeng said that he didn't know if he was too Chinese, a Korean, or Meng Hetang, a Chinese, was too unheard.
"It's okay, it's all from the Ming Dynasty anyway. Meng Hetang tried to get by.
"No, the difference between the two is more than 100 years, how can you be almost done. ”
"Don't look at me like that...... , I'm your father!" was speechless by Xiaofeng, Meng Hetang sang a song in retaliation and ran off the stage.