Chapter 878: Finding a Partner (Part I)
"The feeling of standing on the stage alone is really different, I feel that the sky is blue, the air is fresh, and even the field of vision is broader, of course, the most important thing is that your eyes can finally look at me, to be honest, it is really stressful to stand on this stage with Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" A person stood in front of the microphone, and the Buddha showed a relieved expression.
"Maybe there are a lot of viewers in the audience who don't know who I am, it doesn't matter, after all, I'm not doing this, I'm just a non-professional kindergarten-level cross talk enthusiast, and I said that my familiarity with the art of cross talk may not be as good as everyone in the audience, so I am very grateful to Mr. Guo for giving me this opportunity to realize my dream. Xiao Feng said with a grateful expression, even Xiao Feng himself felt fake.
"There are many factors involved in the quality of cross talk, there are jokes, personal basic skills, etc., and I can't do anything else, so if you want to say it as well as possible, you have to partner to make it up. "It's Xiaofeng's style to suppress first and then promote.,Although I'm very confident in my own ability.,I'm also very confident in the book he and Lao Guo created together.,But it's still necessary to be modest.。
"You say it's better for me to find someone to be my partner? Just now, Mr. Guo promised that as long as I fancy someone, whoever will be my partner. Even on the stage of cross talk, Xiaofeng can't change the good habit of loving to interact with the audience.
Xiaofeng put on a listening pitch, and the audience in the audience also cooperated and shouted out their favorite actors.
"I heard it, shouting Xiao Yueyue is the loudest, and there are other people shouting, since the voice of shouting Xiao Yueyue is the loudest, then I will let Xiao Yueyue come up, take a good look, you must be cautious when looking for a partner, Xiao Yueyue's good reputation in cross talk does not mean that it is suitable for me, and I will talk about it after I have tried. "Not surprisingly, after excluding Lao Guo and Teacher Yu, Xiao Yueyue is really the most popular, which not only achieves the purpose of interacting with the audience but also does not destroy the original arranged appearance order, Xiaofeng's interaction this time is not messy.
"Xiao Yueyue!" At Xiaofeng's suggestion, the audience shouted loudly together, which can be regarded as a long time to come out.
"Hahaha, I heard someone call me, hello everyone, I'm Xiao Yueyue. With a big ass face, Xiao Yueyue came to the stage, with a signature cheap expression.
There are a lot of people who send flowers and gifts to Xiao Yueyue, Xiao Yueyue is also very proud to show Xiao Feng with his eyes, Xiao Feng doesn't care about this, he also received flowers, he also received gifts, although this flower and gift was arranged by him Taiyan and Yun'er to send, for this reason also promised a lot of benefits, compared to the quantity is not comparable, but than the quality of the gift giver Xiao Feng exploded Xiao Yueyue, the most depressed thing for Xiao Feng is that Liu Zaishi and Quan Zhilong actually did not say anything at all, and Xiao Feng did not consider coming to the stage at all to join in the fun, but sent a flower basket to Yunde Society to congratulate。
"Are you looking for a partner?" Xiao Yueyue deliberately placed the gifts and flowers he received in front of Xiao Feng's eyes, and then asked indifferently.
"Xiao Yueyue, do you want to die or how to recruit you, I can call you Brother Guo, why do you call me by you?" Xiao Feng asked with an unhappy face, the two of them are considered to be relatives of the same age alone, but they are different in terms of generation.
"Hello Shizhu, I'm Xiao Yueyue. Hearing Xiao Feng say this, Xiao Yueyue put away his indifferent expression and shouted respectfully.
"Do you have something in your mouth, I can't even understand what you call a name. Xiaofeng continued to perform unpleasantly.
"Hello uncle. Xiao Feng's face leaked an unwilling expression.
"Don't call Uncle Shi, I'm not a brother with your master, just call Uncle Shu. Xiaofeng said this casually, and as a result, many of the audience who were used to taking advantage of the audience agreed.
"Do you know what you were asked to come up for?" Xiao Feng glanced at Xiao Yueyue, who was playing cheaply, and then asked.
"I know, isn't it just that your old man wants to find a partner to talk about cross talk together? I'm not interested, I'm very happy to work with my partner, and I don't want to be a joker. Xiao Yueyue said with a nonchalant expression.
"What kind of attitude do you have? Your master said that he wanted to support me. Xiaofeng emphasized the benefits of partnering with herself.
"My master has said a lot, and there are a lot of things that don't count, it's not uncommon to praise me, I'm a little Yueyue, I don't need to hold it at all, I'm on fire now, and I can't get out of the earth anymore. Xiao Yue Yue laughed and didn't care with a face full of indifference.
"See, this is a typical representative of self-aggrandizement to the extreme, today I, who is an uncle, should be a wicked person and let you sober up. Xiao Feng said to the audience, Xiao Yueyue, who played cheaply, made people hate it.
"Xiao Yueyue, just like you said, your master may not care if you praise you, you are already hot in Huaxia, but there is an ancient saying in Huaxia called sailing against the current, if you don't move forward, it is equivalent to going backwards, and you may accidentally overturn the boat. Xiao Feng put on a bitter Buddha heart to educate Xiao Yueyue.
"Impossible, with my current situation, as long as I don't die and leave Yunde Society, it's no problem, my master always says that I can't think of flying solo, in fact, I understand the consequences of flying solo, of course, the most important thing is that my ID card is pressed by my master." Xiao Yueyue continued to play cheap, anyway, he looked like he couldn't look down on Xiao Feng's partner.
"That's how you go, don't you want to go to Asia or develop internationally? You sing very well, I can help you release an album, and I can also take you to act together. Xiaofeng said the advantages of mixing with herself.
"It's good to develop in Asia or internationally, but I'm a cross talker, I can't play abroad, I can speak a foreign language of Henan dialect, and I can also release albums and act in Yunde Club. Xiao Yueyue was a little moved, but after thinking about it, he found that what Xiao Feng said was not very attractive to him.
Hearing Xiao Yueyue call Henan dialect a foreign language, Xiao Feng felt very speechless, Xiao Feng told the audience that if he wasn't afraid that the teacher would adversely affect him to find a partner, he would definitely kick Xiao Yueyue down, and Xiao Yueyue said that he was so cheap.
"Okay, now it's a bit insufficient to develop yourself internationally, but the albums and acting I'm talking about are different from those you have experienced, can Yundeshe tailor a regular album of 12 songs for you?
"Can you really give me an album of 12 songs?" asked Xiao Yueyue in disbelief.
"Of course. Xiaofeng replied with confidence, don't say it's a joke, even if it's really not too difficult for Xiaofeng.
"Really let me be the male lead?" Xiao Yueyue then confirmed.
"Of course, but let's talk about it, the positioning of the role depends on your ability, according to my current observation, your current conditions can only act in comedies. In order to increase the credibility of his words, Xiaofeng didn't have to say anything.
"Since I'm the male protagonist, can I let Sister Yun'er be the heroine? Xiao Yueyue asked with a shy face.
"Wait, there's nothing wrong with Xiao Guo calling Sister Yun'er, and people of your age like me still call Sister Girl, and you don't pretend to be tender like this?"
"It's okay, I'm mentally young. The embarrassed expression on Xiao Feng's face only existed for a short time, and then he continued to be shameless.
"Dare to love this psychological age is a master's stunt, that's not possible, you're young, I'm afraid that you will call Yun'er old. Xiao Feng resolutely couldn't tolerate Xiao Yueyue doing such nonsense.
"Why are you so excited, it seems that Lin Yun'er has something to do with you, yes. Xiao Yueyue said very dissatisfied.
"Of course it matters, you must know that Yuna can come to this stage entirely because of me. Xiao Feng had a smug expression on his face.
"Oh my God, are you so open in South Korea? This kind of thing can be brought to the stage? I remember that your wife is not Lin Yun'er, and my aunt also came to the scene today, you dare to say that in front of you, what about my aunt? You stand up and say a few words, I am not worth it for you." Xiao Yueyue was not afraid of misinterpreting Xiao Feng's words, Xiao Feng could only put on a speechless expression, he felt that Lao Guo's creation was completely malicious revenge.
Fortunately, Xiao Yueyue's sowing discord didn't play a role, Taeyeon just stood up and said hello and sat down, Xiao Yueyue didn't see it as very disappointed when he wanted to watch the play.
Xiaofeng solemnly announced that Lin Yun'er was his sister-in-law, and warned Xiao Yueyue not to talk nonsense if she didn't know, after getting Xiaofeng's assurance that the heroine was Lin Yun'er, Xiao Yueyue immediately said that her underwear was wrong, and Yun'er's sister also became Yun'er's sister, and claimed that she was not a sister-in-law.
"Okay, uncle, your future partner will be me. Xiao Yueyue patted his chest and looked reluctant to agree.
"Why, I said that I chose a partner, and the promises I made before are all premises, that is, you can be a partner, and now I haven't tested whether you are suitable or not, why is it you?" Xiaofeng asked.
"It's none other than me, in the Yunde Society, my Xiao Yueyue is not as good as the three people, and it is up to me to exclude these three people. Xiao Yueyue said with great confidence.
"Why are you so confident, I won't ask you yet, can I ask who the three people you can't compare to?" Xiao Feng looked very curious.
"The first one is my master Lao Guo, that's my master, even if I'm really stronger than my master, I can't say it, my ID card is still in his hand, the second is my uncle Yu, the same reason, and the last one is the current Yunde first brother Xiao Guo, who has a good father, I can't compare these three people, excluding these three is me. "What Xiao Yueyue said still makes some sense.
"Brother Guo and Brother Qian are excluded, even if I choose me, I can't destroy the old couple, but I can still choose Xiao Guo. Xiao Feng said this to remind Xiao Yueyue not to be too arrogant.
"You want to choose someone, but people still don't look down on you, just now Xiao Guo and Yan Hexiang broke directly in the background, do you know? Xiao Guo said that after he said it, he will partner with his goddess, and let Yan Hexiang stay that cool, my master is so persuasive, and my father is not good to use, you are so good?" Xiao Yueyue said with a look of disdain.
"We don't care if it's my father or not, Xiao Guo is too slippery to be a guest. Xiaofeng said with a look of disbelief.
"People say that everything is worth it for the goddess, who else can you choose?" Xiao Yueyue said very proudly.
"That's not right, Xiao Guo can't choose, can't I choose Xiao Xiao Guo and Xiao Xiao? Xiao Guo, you can't compare, can you compare these two?" Xiao Feng felt that he couldn't admit defeat in this, and he couldn't see Xiao Yueyue's proud and cheap appearance.
"You're talking about my master's second son and my uncle's son, yes, I can't compare with these two, they have a good father, but don't forget how old they are now, let's not talk about whether the two of them are willing to devote themselves to the cross talk career, but they can't afford to wait. Xiao Yueyue was very unwilling to admit that it was not comparable at first, but the rebuttal made Xiao Feng speechless.
"Listen to what you mean, do you have to do it?" Xiao Feng pinched his waist and looked like I didn't believe it.
"You can analyze it from the aspects of popularity, ability, etc., I am definitely the most suitable candidate, as long as you choose, I will definitely be able to achieve great results in the field of cross talk. Xiao Yueyue felt that Xiao Feng could finally accept the reality.
"Can I ask when you were born?" Xiao Feng frowned, and then asked very seriously.
"In 1985, what happened?" replied Xiao Yueyue with a confused expression.
"Be specific. ”
"X, x, what's wrong, are you going to check your account?" Xiao Yueyue was even more confused.
"I'll pinch my fingers, you and I don't agree, find you as a partner, we both have to finish playing. Xiao Feng used a very unreliable reason to pass Xiao Yueyue.
"Wait, I remember that the eight characters have to be accurate to the hour to be useful?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a look of disbelief.
"Can you control my Korean algorithm?" Xiaofeng explained very nonsense.
"What I just said about the solar calendar, doesn't fortune telling have to use the lunar calendar?" asked Xiao Yueyue with a confused expression.
"I'm using a Korean algorithm. No matter how Xiao Yueyue refuted Xiao Feng, he used a Korean algorithm to send it, and Xiao Yueyue said that he didn't expect Korean fortune telling to be so casual and unreliable.
Since it is a disagreement, it is still a Korean algorithm, Xiao Yueyue can't refute it, and after trying to no avail, Xiao Yueyue can only step down unwillingly, before stepping down, Xiao Yueyue also asked Xiaofeng with a pleading face if those promises can be changed to fulfill the conditions, after getting a negative answer, Xiao Yueyue was angry for a long time, and when the audience felt that they could watch a live PK today, Xiao Yueyue shouted in his hometown dialect to kill your turtle grandson and ran off the stage with a chirp.
"Finally sent this away, your recommendation is too unreliable, looking for him as a partner, whether he is praising him or I am praising him, he is still very self-inflated, such a person will have something to do sooner or later. Xiao Feng began to bury Xiao Yueyue, and as a result, he got a lot of boos.
"Okay, I'll be honest, you can't find a partner who is too strong, or the partner is too aggrieved, and you can't find a cheap whoosh, there is no saying that people are invincible, and you can't find a girl chirping, and after partnering with such a person for a long time, it is easy to doubt your gender and then reach the level of doubting your life, unfortunately Xiao Yueyue occupies all three points. Xiaofeng's explanation this time was approved by the audience, and when he was rehearsing, Sun Fatzi, who was watching from the sidelines, praised the good writing of this word and wrote his heart.