Chapter 1 Double Yellow Eggs
"I'm going to get the flowers back!" Ye Yu was reborn, and the time of rebirth happened to be after he gave a bouquet of flowers to Liu Ruyan, the most beautiful girl in the class.
There is nothing wrong with pursuing girls with flowers, but the worst thing is that when others pursue girls, there will be cards and the like in the flowers, Ye Yu was very strange in his previous life, he put a double yolk egg in the flowers.
Double yolk eggs, also known as mandarin duck eggs, Ye Yu sent this egg to mean that mandarin ducks fly like wings.
However, for some reason, the double yolk egg was rumored to be a vibrating egg.
So Ye Yu became a celebrity in the whole school, and what was even more terrifying was that he couldn't pursue other girls anymore, because when the girls saw him, they were all hiding away.
In the four years of college, he didn't even touch a single girl's hair, in order to prevent this tragedy from happening again, he had to ask for the flowers he had just sent out, not to mention that in this life, he had already left a place for a woman in his heart.
Ye Yu panted and ran downstairs to the girls' dormitory, was stopped by his aunt, and pointed to the sign posted on the wall: "Girls' dormitory, boys and dogs are not allowed to enter." ”
"Liu Ruyan, you give Lao Tzu down!" Relive a lifetime, Ye Yu's skin is thicker than the city wall.
The girls' dormitory was boiling.
"Who's so awesome?"
"It's not like a suitor!"
"Could it be that Liu Ruyan and his father are here?" The girl's imagination has always been rich.
"Ye Yu, Wang Ba Lif!"
Liu Ruyan was a little impulsive, and she hurriedly went downstairs.
He is about 1.7 meters tall, concave and convex, his legs are straight, and his childish face can be broken without any flaws.
Ye Yu, who is in his thirties at this time, seems to love this kind of eighteen-year-old young girl even more.
Men are really single-minded, and no matter what age they are, they like eighteen-year-old girls.
Liu Ruyan is the kind of stunner that I feel sorry for and can make most girls ashamed of themselves.
Now what Ye Yu thinks in his heart is: I had a very good vision back then.
After Liu Ruyan saw Ye Yu, she looked unhappy: "Ye Yu, I didn't promise to be your girlfriend, so please be respectful and don't fight hard?"
"You misunderstood, I want to ask, can you give me back that bouquet of flowers?"
"What do you mean?" Liu Ruyan was a little confused.
It's normal to ask for gifts to give, but it's the first time she's seen someone ask for flowers back.
It's not worth spending money, is it necessary?
"I thought about it carefully, maybe I'm just hungry for your body, and I don't really like you, so you better return the flowers to me first!"
"You...... You stinky rascal, who is rare with your flowers, I would have thrown them away a long time ago!" Liu Ruyan wanted to fight with Ye Yu.
Ye Yu suddenly became anxious: "Such an important thing, how can you throw it away, hurry up and get it back for Lao Tzu." ”
"Okay, you wait for me. ”
Liu Ruyan stomped her feet, turned around and ran upstairs in a huff.
In the middle of the sound, she ran down again, and there were several girls behind her, each holding a flower in her hand.
"These flowers are all given by boys, and I don't know which bouquet is yours, you can find it yourself. Liu Ruyan had a small face.
"Hehe, I can't tell the difference, why don't you give it all to me?" Ye Yu looked hopeful.
"You stinking shameless ...... Take it all!" Liu Ruyan didn't bother to entangle with this thing.
"Thank you, I'll treat you to dinner another day. Ye Yu smiled.
Spread out his arms, holding seven or eight bouquets of flowers, and walked away in a dashing manner that his six relatives did not recognize.
Liu Ruyan looked at his departing back and pursed her cherry lips.
She is quite confident in her appearance, in her opinion, Ye Yu begging for flowers is probably playing some trick to get away with it.
Although Liu Ruyan has never been in love, she likes to read romance novels, and through the content of the novel, she has mastered various skills of picking up girls.
Now I only hate myself for being a daughter, and I have nowhere to show my skills in picking up girls.
Holding flowers, Ye Yu was thinking about a problem: making money.
In my last life, I spent four years of college in a daze.
After graduating, I started from the bottom, and after more than ten years, I finally felt like a dog, and everything started all over again.
He has to cherish this life, at least don't let himself live so embarrassed and tired.
Lottery winning numbers, he can't remember, but he knows that the price of the house is going to rise, Taobao, Jingdong, webcast is about to flourish, and there are many things, and it takes money to do those things.
In order to send flowers to Liu Ruyan, Ye Yu saved money for a few months, and now he has more than 100 yuan left in his body.
Until the end of the month, the family will remit the next month's living expenses of 200 yuan.
At present, how to earn the first pot of gold in life is the key.
"Are you selling flowers?" Ye Yu didn't go far when he was stopped by a boy who didn't look as good.
The other party looked a little shy.
Ye Yu looked at the other party, then looked at the flower in his hand, and his spirit perked up: "Yes!"
"How much is a bunch?" the boy continued to ask.
"A bouquet of flowers is one hundred and fifteen, and if you buy two bouquets, it will cost two hundred. "Ye Yu's brain is very flexible.
The boy was stunned: "I have enough for a bunch." ”
"There are so many beauties in the school, you must like more than one, if you send flowers to two girls you like at the same time, then the probability of success will definitely be doubled, cast a wide net, catch more fish, you should understand this truth!" Ye Yu taught step by step.
The boy smiled shyly, then took out four hundred and handed it to Ye Yu.