Chapter 321: Say the Most Cowardly Words
At this time, the package that Yang Bufan was responsible for paying for today had been delivered.
A cup of coffee, a sandwich, and a bit of miscellaneous stuff, it looks like a small amount anyway, but the amount is very small.
Yang Bufan picked up the coffee and took a sip, then ate the sandwich in only three bites, and then began to appreciate today's open mic.
The first one who came up was a hip man, who looked very hanging, and those who didn't know thought he was playing hip-hop.
However, what he said was really not good, there was nothing new in the jokes he said, and even a little old-fashioned, and his performance method was too restrained, many stalks did not break out, and the scene effect was not very good.
Yang Bufan took a casual sip of coffee and continued to frown.
This is a newcomer, and at first glance, basically the first person to talk on a talk show has a certain amount of pressure, because there is no warm-up, and the atmosphere is still a little cold.
At this time, the people on the stage generally don't play very well, and even if a genius like Mr. Dan Chizi is allowed to perform, the effect will be greatly reduced.
However, because of this, those who dare to be the first to take the stage are often at the real level, at least among this batch of open mic players, they must be among the best.
It can be seen that the level of these people who are open to the microphone today is indeed not too high.
However, Yang did not forget that he had always been very excited, and whispered a few words to Zhao Ying next to him from time to time, and some of them laughed, and they smirked for a while, looking very happy.
Seeing his sister so happy, Yang Bufan's mood also changed a lot.
Probably this is love, only people who really love talk shows can effortlessly integrate into it, and even become fanatical.
It is a kind of happiness and luck for a person to have some things to love in his life.
Anyway, Yang Bufan felt that creating conditions for his sister to pursue her dreams was worth all the money.
One performer after another took the stage to perform, and an hour and a half passed.
During the period, laughter and applause continued, and even attracted many wild customers to stand and watch, and the atmosphere was good.
Just after one of the performers stepped off the stage, Yang Buyi suddenly stood up and walked directly onto the stage.
Finally, it's Yang's turn to not forget to perform!
Yang Bufan suddenly came to his senses, how many catties and taels does his sister have, and now her true form will be revealed.
On the stage, Yang did not forget to look a little timid, and his expression was even a little sluggish, as if he hadn't woken up.
Yang Bufan was suddenly a little speechless.
Is your sister nervous or what, why does she look confused?
Hey, sure enough, some industries really rely on God's reward to eat, talented people can learn casually and be able to go smoothly, and people without talent are in vain even if they work hard.
Seeing his sister's state, Yang Bufan has basically determined that this little girl is also a hobbyist, and it is basically impossible to eat from this.
But if she really likes this industry, then it doesn't matter if she is the boss of an entertainment company, anyway, the general boss doesn't have to be a professional, and it is only right that professional things are done by professional people.
This time.
Yang on the small stage has already spoken.
She looked weak, and her voice was even a little small.
"Hello everyone, I'm Yang Buful. Many people are very curious about my name, and say Do you have a sister named Yang Buregret, and my father is called Yang Xiao? Now I tell you, I only have one brother, who was called Yang Tiezhu when I was a child, and now I am called Yang Bufan. At that time, when my dad came up with the name, he probably didn't think about it so much, he just wanted his son not to be annoying in the future, referred to as Yang Buan. ”
Yang Tiezhu and the non-annoying stalk performed okay, and some people laughed out loud, but most people didn't laugh.
After all, people's laughter is very high now, and this kind of joke doesn't have much impact.
However, Yang did not forget to speak fluent and fluent Northeast dialect, and he still wilted, which was quite funny, giving people an inexplicable sense of joy, and everyone's interest was raised.
"In fact, there is no point in tangling the name, when we named it, there was no precedent for charging the phone bill to send the name, and there was no place to exchange points for names, so our parents' generation basically took a dictionary to find out if there were any more high-end words used in the name. Or, it's to watch Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, which Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas are better, use which, the girl is better, there is a Qiong Yao drama to support the scene, boys, just ask for more blessings. When I was a child, there were three people named Haonan in the alley where my family lived, and every day the three of them took a branch to grab the land, and the tallest one went to that station, roaring angrily, even Haonan Gou in the front yard was in Jielei, and Jielei was not talking about it in the future. ”
Speaking of this, many people showed a knowing smile on their faces, because there are still many post-80s and 90s generations present, and their childhood experiences are somewhat similar, so they have a lot of resonance.
Yang did not forget to see that everyone's response was good, and his face was still expressionless.
"My brother Yang Bufan is more wonderful, he has no ambitions, when other Haonan brothers were grabbing territory, he successfully practiced his unannoying trait, and became the little brother of the three Haonan brothers competing at the same time. That's right, there are four boys in our alley, three of them are big brothers, and the hottest little brother is my brother. My brother can be said to be a real three-sided spy, and he has won the favor of the three major forces in the alley, and he has won the favor of the three Haonan brothers, and they all say that this little brother is quite loyal. ”
When everyone heard this, they smiled again.
At the same time, everyone looked at Yang Bufan, many people knew the relationship between the two brothers and sisters, and they felt even more funny when they saw Yang Bufan's speechless face.
Yang Bufan's face was helpless, and he said in his heart that if you say a talk show, just say it, what are you dragging me for.
Besides, when did I give the three Haonan brothers as my younger brothers, this is a naked frame-up.
But soon Yang Bufan reacted.
In general comedy shows, there is such a passer-by, and all funny things are put on this person.
Among these passers-by, the most classic is Mr. Yu Qian's father, who has countless stories in Mr. Guo's mouth, and has detonated countless audiences.
It's just that Yang Bufan didn't expect that he would become such a character one day.
But the laughter is still okay, Yang Bufan has to admit this, for a newcomer, it is even more super-level.
Forget it, just say it, I should dedicate my image to the cause of comedy.
Yang Bufan could only comfort himself in his heart.
At this time, Yang did not forget to continue to perform.
"In fact, everyone knows that today's open mic is sponsored by a local tyrant, and I can tell you clearly now that this local tyrant ...... It's not me, it's my brother. That's right, it's just not annoying. In fact, my family is really an ordinary family, my brother is an ordinary person in the eyes of ordinary people, when he was in school, he didn't study well or badly, he didn't look good, his ability was not high or low, anyway, he was the kind of person who was less than half a bottle in the legend. But since my brother started his own business, everything has changed, not annoying people to attracting people's likes, this scumbag has also recruited many students as subordinates, and any decision can make money...... What makes all of this? Luck! Let me tell you, if you don't win at the starting line, then you have to rely on luck. Of course, if you want to win at the starting line, you have to rely on luck and speed, after all, there is only one egg, and your competitors are thousands. ”
This paragraph, the front is mediocre, and even a little boring, all about how ordinary his brother is, everyone thinks that the stalk of this paragraph will be when Yang does not forget his brother's troubles, but as a result, the words of this thing changed sharply, and he drove the car directly, quite caught off guard.
Many people showed smiles that everyone understood, and many even rattled like ducks were crowing.
Because of a driving terrier, the atmosphere suddenly became warm.
Although this stalk is a bit old, Yang did not forget to look cowardly, but he actually said this kind of tiger and wolf words, which still made everyone feel a huge sense of dislocation, so the stalk came out.
Yang Bufan was completely speechless.
Yang didn't forget that this thing was simply saying the most cowardly words, and he ended up driving the most fierce car!
The question is, she's a high school student, is it really good to drive like this?
Yang Bufan always feels that he is half of Yang Bufu's parents, when Yang Bufu was in school before, because his father was busy, he also went to the parent-teacher meeting instead.
Therefore, Yang Bufan always thought that he had the responsibility of disciplining his sister, and seeing his sister so free of herself and disregarding her image, Yang Bufan wanted to rush to the stage and get rid of the goods.
At a young age, still a girl, what kind of car to drive!
However, seeing everyone's hilarious reactions and the scale of this driving terrier, Yang Bufan still sat still and didn't move.
If it is this scale, it is normal, after all, this is also Yang Buxing's performance style, cowardly, but suddenly a few words of tiger and wolf can make people unforgettable, this should be the performance style that Yang Buyi preset for himself.
After all, in the talk show industry, there are still most male actors, not so many actresses, and there are only a few more famous ones, and they still belong to the big waves.
On stage, these talk show actors don't look particularly good-looking, and some even dress up very neutrally, for example, there is a person named Xiaohui who has been wearing overalls, and Siwen often wears shirts, and these people rarely wear skirts.
They do this because they don't want everyone to pay too much attention to the appearance of their actresses, but they want everyone to listen carefully to what they want to express.
Yang does not forget this way, in fact, it is quite advanced, and this set of play has its own style.
Thinking of this, Yang Bufan can only be counted, but he already has a deeper understanding of Yang Buxing's ability and talent.
Yang is very talented!
This has been confirmed, whether you have talent or not, you can tell three jokes on the stage, which is also the meaning of open mic.
At this time, the atmosphere of the scene has become warm, and many people's faces are no longer calm, but smiling.
Yang did not forget to continue to throw jokes with an expressionless face.
"This joke just now is okay, it's equivalent to driving a car, but in fact, it's still very conservative in this regard, and my brother is different. My brother is a very upright man and has positive energy. One time my brother drank too much, and the phone was there, so I picked it up and played for a while. After opening the short video and watching it for a while, I felt that something was wrong, how could it be that all the good-looking young ladies that came out? Everyone should believe in big data, this thing is very accurate. I looked at my brother's likes, and there were more than 10,000 likes in total, all of which were of the same type. One look at it, oops...... The final adjective can only be that the phone is white and big. Hey, this bad old man is so bad!"
The scene burst into laughter!
Yang didn't forget to speak, and the last sentence of this bad old man was very bad, which suddenly detonated the laughter of the audience.
This guy really spares no effort to hack his brother.
When Yang Bufan heard this, he already regretted coming to the open mic scene, and he didn't expect that he would become a laughing point one day.
But thinking of more than 10,000 likes, Yang Bufan silently took out his mobile phone, ready to set up permissions or something, it's best not to let you like any short videos when you see yourself.
Ahem.
At this moment, Yang Bufan really didn't know if his sister really wrote this for the sake of breaking the stalk, or if she really looked at her mobile phone.
That's a very accurate guess!
The only thing I didn't guess was that it was not more than 10,000 likes, but more than 20,000 likes.
At this time, many people saw Yang Bufan's action of taking out his mobile phone.
Of course, Yang Buyi also saw it, and said expressionlessly: "Look, he started to take out his mobile phone, it's too late to delete it now, more than 10,000 likes, cancel them one by one, and it will take several days." ”
There was another burst of laughter at the scene!
Yang Bufan pursed his lips, where can he still laugh, don't you need to be so black with me!
But then again, today's performance by Yang Bufan really crushed the newcomers in the audience, at least in Yang Bufan's heart, he felt that her performance was very good.
The best thing is her ability to control the field and her unique performance style.
Jokes, jokes and stalks can all be written, or they can come out with a flash of inspiration.
What talk show actor doesn't have a few finale jokes or memes?
But the appeal of the stage, the tension of the performance, the control of the scene, and the style of the performance, these things are not just written out.
Sometimes, a super brilliant joke will also be restricted by the level of the talk show actor, making the stalk that should have exploded a little less colorful.
And if a talk show actor has a very high level, even if it is not very funny, sometimes he can play at a super level and make the audience laugh.
This is the difference in the level of actors!
Yang Bufan felt very relieved and happy that Yang Bufan had this ability.
It seems that his money was not invested in vain, at least he will not let his sister go to waste, and after some achievements in the future, Yang Buxing can be regarded as having his own career.
As an older brother, I am naturally very happy to see that my sister has a successful career and can also engage in her favorite industry.
As for being used as a background, there are still some stalks driving problems, which have been selectively forgotten by Yang Bufan.