The atmosphere of the open mic is finally warm.

Many people have a smile on their faces and straighten their bodies, for fear of accidentally missing something.

Several nearby audience members also laughed for a while, and then stared at the small stage without moving.

The most powerful thing is the staff of this café, all of them are as motionless as sculptures, waiting for the next paragraph.

Yang Bu Bu didn't forget that his face was expressionless, giving people a feeling of not liking things and not feeling sad about himself, even if he felt extremely excited that his joke had made so many people laugh, he didn't show it at all.

Yang didn't forget and even sighed: "Hey, don't talk about my brother, let's talk about my partner." Does the subject know what it means? Yes, it's what the boyfriend means. ”

Hearing this, many people pricked up their ears, because Yang Bu didn't forget to look like a girl, and she was already famous, which couldn't help but make people feel very sorry.

When Yang Bufan heard this, he almost exploded on the spot.

Object?!

What the heck!

How did you get a boyfriend just after high school!

Who the hell is that bastard who kidnapped my sister!

At this moment, Yang Bufan wanted to stand up and question Yang Buzhi, but thinking that now was the time for her to concentrate on performing, and it was the first public performance, Yang Bufan still held back.

Maybe it's a joke plot need, right?

Yang Bufan can only comfort himself like this.

At this time, Yang did not forget to continue to speak: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to tell any romantic stories, I just want to tell you what it's like to be in love for a long time." My old man and I, uh, nicknames, are called that here in the Northeast. My old man is my husband or my boyfriend, and it is definitely not my father's meaning! So you went to the Northeast to attend a dinner and drank some wine, if a girl said that his old man would come to pick her up later, you must not say what is the trouble uncle to do, I will send you over. Don't say that, because if you have to send this girl, the old man will beat you to death. ”

Hearing this, many people at the scene burst into laughter, and it was no longer the group of cold people who laughed very high just now.

Yang did not forget to sigh calmly: "To get back to business, my old man and I have been in junior high school since junior high school, and now it is abolished, the seven-year itch." I feel that as long as I have been in love for more than seven years, there is nothing left, what surprises, love, touching, these are gone. The most terrible thing is that I don't even have my organs. ”

When everyone heard this, they were all puzzled.

What do you mean?

What does it mean to have lost organs?

This Yang did not forget to sigh heavily: "For example, if I asked the old man to bring me a bottle of water, he would say that you don't have long hands? I asked the old man to help me get a courier, and he would say that you don't have long legs? I asked the old man to tell me about physics, and he pointed directly to my brain and asked, you don't have a brain? ”

Rumble!

Hearing this, the audience finally exploded completely.

Countless people burst into laughter, and even several people who were drinking coffee vomited on the back of their brothers in front of them, and many giggled as if they had been electrocuted.

The corners of Zhao Ying's mouth rose at a good-looking angle, and she looked at Yang Yixin with admiration, and she didn't even feel anything wrong when she heard the joke that she didn't have long hands.

Yang Bufan was originally angry, and decided to ask his sister about falling in love for a while, but he couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.

on stage.

Yang Buxing's eyes were shining, and his face was a little red.

Because she didn't expect this joke to be so popular, in the past, this kind of hilarious scene only appeared in her fantasies, and she couldn't even dream of it, because she had never had this kind of experience at all, and she could imagine the scene of so many people supporting her out of thin air.

Taking a deep breath, Yang didn't forget to quickly clean up his mood and continued: "So the brother on the top bunk is not only met by Siwen and her husband, but also by those who are not married. Take the third class of the second grade of a high school in Yicheng as an example, there used to be a total of six pairs, and now there is only one pair left of us. After a long time, the passion has faded, and we are still surviving. My old man comforted me, saying that it was okay, we would definitely be able to regain our former passion. After saying this, I haven't seen him for three months, and I'm also confused, so I sent him WeChat, I said old man, don't you still remember it? Then he told me that he transferred to another school, just to get back the feeling he once had, because we were in a long-distance relationship from the beginning. ”

Poof!

More people squirted, and many people were caught off guard by this turn, and they leaned back and laughed.

Yang didn't forget to look at everyone's reaction in surprise, not to mention how cool it was, so there was a problem with this expression control, and he actually laughed directly.

However, the laughter only lasted for a few seconds, and Yang did not forget to immediately change back to his previous wilting appearance, and then took the microphone and continued to chat.

"So that's the huge gap between men and women, and it feels like it's not a species, it's even talking. Men say that they like chubby girls mean that they have big breasts, and when they say they like pure girls, they mean that they are easy to deceive! Men say that you have temperament, that is, you are very good-looking but have no breasts, and that you are suitable for marriage means that you are not good-looking! Men say that you are a goddess, that is, you are very beautiful, that is, you are very beautiful, that is, you look average, that you are okay, that is, you are basically unsightly, that you are very cute, that is basically short, fat, legs, thick and no breasts...... Tell me, what woman can understand so many twists and turns?"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

Yang Bufan: "!!"

Zhao Ying: "Hahaha." ”

A few men who were said to have said cute women: "......"

......

Yang didn't forget to sigh again: "But boys don't be happy too early, girls also have a virtue when they speak." If a girl says she likes a clean boy, she means she's white and handsome! If she likes to be generous, she means she's willing to spend money on her! If a girl says you're funny and humorous, it means you're humorous and good-looking! If you say you're a tease, it means you're humorous but not good-looking. If you are suitable to be a friend, it means that you have a good personality but your appearance is really unacceptable. Pay attention, the high-energy warning ahead, when a girl says that you are a good person, don't think that you are praising you, that is saying that you are ugly, poor, stupid, and talented......"

At this time, the audience burst into laughter, and everyone laughed so much that they didn't know their own mother.

Yang Bufan also laughed twice, and then almost cried.

What's more, how many good person cards have I received over the years, at first I thought that girls recognized me very much, but I just felt that my personality was not suitable, and now I heard the jokes my sister said...... It turns out that they all think they are garbage!

The most terrifying thing is that last night Wu Xuanxuan even said that he was a good person!

She said that, right?

She absolutely said that, unforgivable!

Thinking of this, Yang Bufan's face was about to darken.

On the stage, Yang didn't forget to see everyone happy like this, and finally couldn't hold it back, she directly returned to her normal state, and said with a smile: "Okay, that's all for today's joke, I'm afraid you will copy my joke if you continue to talk about it." ”

Another heart-wrenching laugh.

Yang didn't forget to put down the microphone, walked back to his seat directly, and then patted his new subordinate Zhao Ying on the shoulder, and then grimaced at Yang Bufan. Beauty Nest

"How's it going, brother, the effect explodes?"

Yang Bufan laughed: "It's really explosive, hehe, but I just want to ask, who is your old man? After returning to Yicheng, call him to his house for a meal? Don't say it, I guess, is it the time when Brother Wen and I went back and blocked you in the house? Is it the tall and thin one, or the one who can play the guitar? Understood, talk about the guitar! Don't forget, there can be good people who play music? Especially those who play the guitar, you must definitely stay away!"

Yang didn't remember to react here, but Zhao Ying, who can play the guitar, suddenly became a little embarrassed.

What!

It turns out that in Mr. Yang's heart, is the person who plays the guitar so unreliable?

Yang Bufan still has an eye for looking at people, and he is also very able to perceive the psychological and emotional changes of people nearby, and when he heard that he said such a sentence inadvertently, he directly felt that Zhao Ying's face next to him stiffened, and then he suddenly reacted that he had said the wrong thing.

However, Yang Bufan's face was thick enough, and he laughed dryly twice: "Ahem, Zhao Ying, I didn't say you, I said the man who plays the guitar, don't be deceived in the future, these boys play the guitar just to deceive girls, I'm phew!"

Yang was speechless for a while: "Brother, you don't have to say a word, everyone listens!"

Yang Bufan looked around at this time, and found that there were indeed many people listening to the conversation between himself and Yang Buyi, and he couldn't help but blush, and lowered his voice and said: "You, you, go back and clean you up!" But your joke today is really good, if it's really a joke, it would be better, I'm afraid that art comes from life." If you dare to fall in love, I promise to get all your investment back, believe it or not?"

Originally, Yang didn't forget to struggle and resist, but when he heard the words "recovering the investment", he immediately became honest.

"Brother, it's all art, and it's not from life, I'm just thinking about it myself, don't take it seriously. I buried you a few words just now, don't take it seriously, you should dedicate yourself to art. ”

Yang Bufan pouted: "It's almost the same!Who is next?"

After Yang Bufan asked this sentence, Zhao Ying, who was still smiling, was tense at that time.

Because before coming today, her new boss Yang did not forget to arrange a job for her, and she had to let her try it on the open mic.

To tell the truth, Zhao Ying quite likes humorous and self-deprecating talk show performances, and even fantasized that she could stand on the stage to speak, and wrote a few jokes.

But it's all playing tickets, and some of them are still cranky when they're bored, but I didn't expect that Yang Yifu, who just came to find the new boss today, was arranged with such an impossible task!

In order to keep this hard-won opportunity, Zhao Ying could only choose to agree, and then sat here nervously all the time.

It wasn't until she listened to Yang Yi's joke just now that she briefly forgot about her nervousness, and now when she mentioned this, her nervousness came out again.

"Mr. Xiao Yang, I, I'm afraid, I've never talked about ......"

Yang Buzhi waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's okay, everyone is a newcomer, what are you afraid of? You have to step out of this hurdle sooner or later, I was also performing on stage for the first time just now, and the effect is not very good! Didn't you say that you have written a lot of paragraphs, go up and try it!" Come on!"

Zhao Ying frowned, knowing that it was now a knife to stretch out her head and shrink her head, but the nervousness still lingered, and even made her shiver.

At this time, Yang Bufan's slightly magnetic voice came: "Zhao Ying, you should be singing, what is the difference between singing in front of so many people in the restaurant before, and now standing on a small stage to perform?"

When Zhao Ying heard this, he raised his head, and then happened to converge with Yang Bufan's blazing gaze.

Inexplicably, Zhao Ying stood up directly, as if she had made up her mind: "Okay, I'll try!"

Seeing that Zhao Ying really came on stage, Yang did not forget to tease his brother's waist.

"Hey, are you two really okay?"

Yang Bufan glanced at his sister: "Shut up, you, I'm such a beast in your heart?"

Yang Bufan didn't forget to see Yang Bufan's expression, knowing that there was no fraud in it, and directly sneered: "You, it's better to be a beast." ”

Yang Bufan: "......"

on stage.

Zhao Ying quietly walked under a few small spotlights, faced the crowd of people below who were a little black, took a deep breath directly, and then leaned in front of the microphone.

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhao Ying, well, as you can see, I have no arms and no hands. ”

The people at the scene sighed softly, and they all felt very novel, because talk shows for disabled people without arms are really rare.

However, everyone still welcomed Zhao Ying very kindly, and many people spontaneously applauded.

Zhao Ying saw that she didn't say anything, and everyone began to applaud, and suddenly felt a little depressed.

Because what she hates most is the sympathetic gaze of others.

I wrote a few words with my feet, and there were a bunch of people praising me, saying that I was a disabled girl or something.

Zhao Ying doesn't like to hear this kind of talk.

At this moment, Zhao Ying suddenly figured out many things at once.

Since God has given me such an opportunity to express my views and attitudes, why can't I cherish them?

Isn't it just standing in front of a group of people and talking about a talk show, what's there to be nervous about?

Mr. Yang is right, he didn't feel embarrassed or nervous when he sang to a group of drunks who drank too much in the restaurant, but what are you afraid of now!

I have lost both arms and hands, and there is nothing in this world that can be feared!

I, Zhao Ying, can stand in the center of the stage fearlessly!

Even if this stage is just the most ordinary newcomer open mic, I Zhao Ying believes that I can do more, I can go to more and bigger stages, and send out the strongest voice in my life for myself!

Thinking of this, Zhao Ying looked directly at Yang Bufan, and his eyes showed gratitude.

If it weren't for Mr. Yang's help and his subordinates giving him a chance, he might never have imagined how much he would love this stage!

Seeing Zhao Ying seeing his brother, Yang did not forget to secretly slap his brother with his elbow.

"Hey, Zhao Ying looks at you! Those little eyes, hey, hey, affectionate, eyebrows and expressions. ”

Yang Bufan suddenly glanced at her: "Okay, let's watch the show well, I owe you something!"

Yang did not forget to pout: "Cut! It's so hypocritical, I guess I've been scratching it for a long time." ”