Zhao Ying stood on the stage, from the beginning of the extremely nervous and helpless, to the final calm and calm, only a few seconds passed.

No one knows how much she went through mental construction or how much fear she overcame.

But all saw Zhao Ying standing on the stage with a confident face, although he didn't have his hands and needed to put his mouth next to the microphone to speak, he still looked serious.

Many people were impressed when they saw this moment, and people with disabilities said that talk shows, this is the only one that everyone has encountered!

With the courage of this girl, she deserves everyone's cheers for her!

However, Zhao Ying obviously doesn't like any cheers, what she wants is an equal opportunity, not because she is disabled, she casually goes up and says two lame jokes, and then everyone cheers and applauds.

This is not what Zhao Ying wants!

With this thought, Zhao Ying took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, and then began to speak.

Zhao Ying's voice has no characteristics, it is decent, and even a little sweet, it is completely sweetness like a few plus signs.

Normally, this kind of cute voice is actually not pleasant, because everyone wants to listen to the joke and content, not how good the sound is.

Even before Yang didn't forget the wilting voice, it was easier to be recognized by everyone, and this kind of cute sound with high sweetness became a distinctive voice because it was too popular.

However, Zhao Ying said very fluently and confidently, which is unexpected by many people.

"As you can see, I really don't have hands, I'm a disabled person. I saw a lot of people applauding and cheering at the scene, and I just want to ask you for this kind of behavior, are you cheering that I don't have hands? Or do you think that being able to stand on this stage is a huge breakthrough and success? Please, I don't have hands, but it doesn't mean that I don't have a mouth.

As soon as these words came out, the applauding people stopped.

Because what Zhao Ying said seems to have some truth, isn't it better than who said it is better to talk about talk shows, and it has nothing to do with the actors who perform talk shows are fat, thin, tall, beautiful or ugly!

But in the next second, more applause rang out, because everyone thought that Zhao Ying's typhoon was too interesting, and it was simply a model of anti-routine.

Zhao Ying saw that everyone continued to applaud, and said with a smile: "I really want to spread my hands to show my helplessness, but unfortunately I don't have hands." Actually, as a person with a disability, I am not afraid of people saying that I am disabled. But what I can't stand the most is that when I meet a person, I persuade me to be strong, I walk out of the door in the morning and meet my neighbor, and the neighbor shouts to me, Zhao Ying, come on! Out of the door of the building, I meet the property aunt, and the aunt will repeat to me, Zhao Ying, you must be strong! Get on the bus, someone will give me a seat, and then praise me for a few words, look at this little girl, who is disabled and strong, and can do the bus by herself! Hey...... I'm really speechless, I'm not strong, what can I do? Every time I meet this kind of person who persuades me to be strong, I hope that life will also do something to them, and then make their life stronger! But speaking of which, taking the bus is really uncomfortable, just like the bus I just said, a kind person gave me a seat, and I just sat there, and then there would be children staring at me. Then they will secretly tell their parents...... Daddy, Daddy! That sister doesn't have hands! The child secretly told that basically it has nothing to do with the volume, as long as you cover your mouth with your hand, it is whispering. ”

When the audience heard this, they all smiled knowingly.

Zhao Ying smiled and continued.

"I'm so embarrassed every time I encounter this kind of thing, you know? Usually for a child like this, I usually wave my shoulder to show the cross-section of my shoulder...... Then the child cried in fright. ”

Hearing this, the audience was amused, and the most classic thing was that Zhao Ying actually made a picture of his shoulders waving in a cross-section.

This picture is so beautiful that everyone can't stand it.

"As for me, because I am indeed disabled, I got a disability certificate. Generally, we will see some disabled people on the side of the road or at the subway entrance, they are holding a disability certificate in one hand and a QR code in the other, anyway, they are begging. Usually when I meet this kind of brother, I take out my disability certificate with my foot in my pocket, he waves his disability certificate, I wave my disability certificate with my foot, hey, who doesn't have it? To be honest, this is the only function of my disability certificate!"

This sarcasm is very sharp, but everyone doesn't feel disobedient, but thinks that Zhao Ying, a girl, is really optimistic, not only does she not shy away from her disability at all, but she can also joke about it.

And this kind of talk show performance is really unique.

Originally, everyone had just watched Yang Buzhi's wonderful performance, it was the period of aesthetic fatigue, and they all had a certain immunity to the following jokes.

But for Zhao Ying's jokes, this immunity is directly invalid.

Zhao Ying saw everyone's enthusiastic reaction, and the corners of her mouth also brought a hint of a smile, and then continued to chat.

"Speaking of this disability certificate, I lost it once before, when I found out that I lost my disability certificate, I was extremely panicked, oops, I don't have a disability certificate, I am not a disability without a certificate!

The audience burst into laughter.

The meme of undocumented disability is really explosive, and it makes many people have a feeling of brightness.

Zhao Ying smiled on his face and continued to pull.

"Actually, a lot of people think I'm inferior, and a lot of my friends think I'm definitely inferior, and then they will regularly forward me some inspirational stories about people with disabilities. To be honest, whenever I receive these stories, I especially want to forward some inspirational stories to them, such as girls with small breasts can also be models, and boys with no money can also find their own happiness, haha, hurt each other. ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

This time, Yang Bufan was also shocked.

Because he found that this Zhao Ying is simply a genius, her performance is so perfect, the jokes are very smooth, and the tone, expressions and movements are very well grasped, and even makes people wonder if she is on the stage for the first time!

I have to say that sometimes, talent can't be hidden.

Thinking of this, Yang Bufan leaned directly into his sister's ear and asked in a low voice: "Don't forget, this is really the first time Zhao Ying has said a talk show?

Yang did not forget that his eyes were already shining at this time. Hassle-free

Because she really didn't expect Zhao Ying to be so talented, and she could get such an explosive stage effect when she stepped on the stage of the open microphone for the first time.

Although it's a little worse than my performance just now, this talent is also quite good!

Yang Buzhi's face was full of joy, and he smiled directly: "That's right, you don't look at who dug her! As soon as I looked at Zhao Ying, I knew that she was a person who ate this bite, and I decided to sign an artist agreement with Zhao Ying in the future, and let her be my company's talk show artist!"

When Yang Bufan heard this, he couldn't help but nod in agreement.

"That's right, it's better for this kind of genius to sign an agreement early, it's really good! If they let Mr. Dan find out that Zhao Ying is a genius, I guess she will definitely be poached!"

Yang did not forget to hear this, and suddenly had a sense of crisis, and secretly made up his mind that he must sign a contract with Zhao Ying as soon as possible, so as not to have too many dreams at night.

Fortunately, none of the people in Mr. Dan's gang came today, otherwise whoever discovered Zhao Ying's genius would have been able to poach people at that time.

Zhao Ying didn't notice the conversation between Yang Bufan's brother and sister in the first row, and all her attention was now on the performance.

"Actually, not having hands is not a bad thing, for example, I can even educate others through the fact that I don't have hands, for example, I have a cousin, he is very fond of eating hands. Children, naughty, need education, I'll go to education. I said to my cousin, brother, don't eat hands anymore, look at my sister and me, just because I ate hands when I was a child, you see ...... Haven't you eaten it?"

As soon as this paragraph came out, the scene finally couldn't suppress the joyful mood.

Although there are still many people who feel a little immoral to make fun of Zhao Ying's flaws, they are still very honest when they hear the joke, and they are all happy to lean forward and back.

At this time, Zhao Ying has completely entered the state, and the rhythm of saying jokes is getting better and better.

"Actually, there are no hands, but there are advantages. Because I found that Disney has a bug, that is, people with disabilities can not queue up, and they can bring five people together without queuing! Do you know how I felt when I heard the news? I feel like I'm going to send it, I can be a scalper, I can even be a director, specializing in Disney queuing tour guides, mix with my sister, and enjoy Disney's silkiness! But sometimes when I think about it, I feel that this rule is quite ridiculous, how miserable is a disabled person, she actually needs five people to play with her? One person pushes a wheelchair, two people carry a stretcher, four people can push the hospital bed, what about five people? I think that if these five people are all black, the BGM of the black person carrying the coffin will sound! Hey, but anyway, I usually have some inconvenience, my friends don't take me when they go out to play, they all say that you can't do it, and you don't take me when you play games, and they also say that I can't do it. Later, I wrote a lot of explosive memes, and everyone was envious, and then I said to them, you can't do it! Okay, I'm Zhao Ying, today's performance is over, if anyone wants to be friends with me, then let's go to Disney together, it will definitely make you happy!"

After saying this, Zhao Ying bowed directly, and then Shi Shiran walked off the stage, walking with a feeling of wind.

Many people were amused and crackled and applauded.

Yang Bufan and Yang Bufan did not forget to glance at each other, and they both applauded vigorously, because they really felt that Zhao Ying's performance was too good!

These casually written jokes are really talented, and the jokes of these jokes were not very good, but because Zhao Ying herself has no arms, these jokes suddenly complement each other.

Talented!

It's an absolute genius!

When Zhao Ying sat back in his seat, Yang Bufan directly gave him a thumbs up: "Great!

Yang Buyi also kept nodding and said: "Sister Yingying, your jokes are so good! Amazing, really amazing! I decided, I will sign an artist agreement with you after the end of the open mic, and you will be the number one talk show actor under my Yang Buchu company in the future!"

Hearing this, Zhao Ying almost jumped up excitedly, and she asked with an expression of disbelief: "Mr. Xiao Yang, really, can I really sign a contract?"

Yang did not forget to nod, very solemn and serious.

"That's right! Your level is completely professional, I don't think what you said is worse than many talk show actors in their company! On the contrary, I think the jokes you say are very infectious, and they also have a sense of humor! In this way, let's sign a contract first, the salary will not be low for you, and you will participate in various programs or activities, and there will be a commission!"

Zhao Ying's eyelashes were shaking in surprise: "Great, great! Thank you, Mr. Yang, and Mr. Yang! Thank you for giving me this opportunity!"

Yang Bu Bu laughed and said: "It's nothing, this is what you deserve! Okay, come to work every day in the future, and our company will work in Yicheng for a long time in the future, can you come to Yicheng?"

Zhao Ying couldn't help but hesitate a little when she heard that she was going to leave Yicheng in the future, but when she thought that she had finally found a job that could support herself, she immediately abandoned all her concerns.

At this time, Zhao Ying didn't think about whether her mother agreed or not, if she could make money, she would let her take her mother to Yicheng, and her life might be better!

"Okay! Mr. Xiao Yang, I can go to Yicheng, as long as I continue to talk, I can go anywhere!"

Yang did not forget to get this answer, it was very satisfied, and said with a smile like a flower: "That's great! I finally have a companion! Also, we are preparing for a Tucao conference, when the time comes, I will give you the name of the main coffee in Tucao, you go to the Internet to search for his black material or funny hot spots, prepare more jokes, if you can have the opportunity to go to the Tucao conference, I will definitely recommend you to go!"

Spit the conference?

When Zhao Ying heard this, although she didn't know what this show was all about, even if she didn't know what was going on, she knew how difficult it was to be able to go directly to a show!

Thinking of this, Zhao Ying looked at Yang Buyi with a grateful face, if she had hands, she would definitely hold Yang Buyi's hands tightly with her hands!

"Mr. Xiao Yang, don't worry, I will prepare well, but I don't know who the main coffee in the first issue is?"

This question directly stopped Yang from forgetting to ask.

Because of the particularity of the show, they can't invite many celebrities when they spend money to invite them, after all, no matter which star wants to be sprayed, even if they can make money.

Yang did not forget to spread his hands helplessly: "The main coffee of the Tucao Conference, to be determined, I will notify you at a certain time if there is a candidate!"

Zhao Ying's eyelashes moved, and she smiled: "En!"