Chapter 484: You're Wrong!
"Jean, what's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?" said the old wolf with concern.
Then, he placed his other large, rough hand directly on Jean Gray's forehead.
After feeling it for a moment, he frowned slightly and said, "You don't have a fever, why is your face so red?"
"Ahh......h I'm just a little hot. Jean Gray hurriedly withdrew his little hand and held his hot little face.
"Is it hot?" said Logan.
Jean Gray nodded, then shook his head quickly, not speaking.
After a long time, she bit her lip, plucked up her courage, and looked at the old wolf expectantly: "Luo ...... Logan, are you free tonight? Can you come to my room and watch a movie with me?"
"Of course, it's a pleasure. ”
"I'm going to see a horror movie, and I'm scared alone...... What did you just say?" said Jean Gray.
The old wolf smiled mildly and repeated, "Of course, I am very happy. ”
Her face turned red instantly, Jean Gray nodded her little head in a panic, did not speak again, and sat beside the old wolf like a little daughter-in-law.
At this scene, I was dumbfounded, and a sense of pathos suddenly erupted from my heart.
Originally, one morning, when Jean Gray broke through Wolverine and the disheveled Woman, she gave up on Wolverine and let him find an opportunity.
He worked hard for a year, eight months and fifteen days before Jean Gray could barely open his heart and accept him.
But nowadays...... Now this ...... Even he had never been to Jean Gray's room to watch a movie with her.
And it's a horror movie!
Why did this old wolf have such treatment as soon as he appeared?
Why!
Miserable and miserable, two lines of tears slipped down the corners of the laser eyes, and he didn't want to lose face in front of everyone, he pushed open the office door and staggered out, and the crystal tears fell on the ground and broke his bones.
"What's wrong with him? Why is a big man crying?" asked the old wolf knowingly.
Jean Gray glanced at the back of Cyclopeal, lowered his head and whispered, "I don't know...... Maybe the wind was too strong and the sand blinded his eyes. ”
"Oh, I see, I guess the quality of his sunglasses is definitely not good. ”
......
Ghost TM sunglasses are not of good quality!
Zhen Hao pursed his lips and looked at the innocent old wolf, but he didn't find that this old guy was so deeply hidden.
On both sides of the desk, Charles and little Charles sat facing each other, both of them smiling, looking happy and late.
However, the Nicholas Beast, who was standing at the front of the desk table, had something to say about it.
Sandwiched between the two Charles, one big and one small, he felt like a flat boat in the endless ocean, rising and falling with the wind and waves, and always on the verge of shipwreck.
"Professor...... You don't mind if I call you that, do you? After all, you're older, and as young and energetic, I should give you this old name. Little Charles said with a smile.
Professor X waved his hand nonchalantly: "I don't care, it's okay to call it, it's just a name, and it can't mean anything." ”
Charles's face stiffened slightly, the age offensive was useless to Professor X, and it seemed that his idea of letting him retire directly to his old age would not work.
Thinking like this, Charles was silent for a moment, and then the smile on his face became even worse: "Professor, I wonder what is the matter with your visit to my-the-academy this time? If you need any help, I will definitely do my best to help you." ”
On the word 'my', Charles emphatically announced the sovereignty of the college, saying that I am in charge of my territory, don't think that if you are me after many years, I will be polite to you.
Professor X grinned, and Charles, who lived in a single room, was dizzy: "You're too polite, I'm just an old man who wants to go home and see, what can I do? I just want to go home and see." ”
Go home and see?
Sure enough, it is the ambition of the wolf, and the future old man will force the little old man to seize power, which is absolutely unbearable!
Charles said bitterly: "I want to go home and have a look? Hey~! Generally, when you are older, you will always have this idea of returning to your roots, which is understandable." ”
Then his face changed, and he continued with a smile: "It's better like this, I'll be the east tonight, don't go, I'll arrange a room for you, so that you can relive the feeling of the year, and by the way, see what is the difference between my academy and your academy." ”
Hearing this, Professor X smiled and shook his head: "No, no, Charles, I think there is a problem with what you said, it should be me to arrange a room for you." ”
Old fox!
He scolded angrily in his heart, but Charles laughed on his face: "Old man, I think you may have misunderstood something, or your brain...... Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean you had Alzheimer's, I just wanted to say that this is my home...... No, it's your home too, but ....."
Halfway through his words, the smile on Charles's face was even worse: "But maybe in fifty or sixty years, this is your real home, why don't you do this, it's my home now, and then your home after fifty or sixty years, do you think it's okay?"
"No, your concept of time is wrong, we are not on the same timeline at all, so we can't use time to judge belonging. ”
Professor X touched his bald head unhurriedly and continued: "Besides, I have what you have, but you may not have what I have. ”
Although he is still dead, he is old and strong!
The smile on Charles's face faded a little: "Oh, you have everything, so tell me what you have." ”
"I have telepathy, I have the highest authority of the academy, my fingerprints, iris, and DNA all match you, no matter how you look at me, I am the master of this academy. Professor X said lightly.
Charles was not to be outdone: "These are nothing, I also have what you said, and it doesn't prove anything, say something I don't have." ”
Professor X: "I have age spots. ”
Charles: "......"
Professor X: "I have diabetes. ”
Charles: "......"
Professor X: "I always wet the bed in the middle of the night"
Charles: "......"
Professor X: "I'm incompetent. ”
Charles: "......"
Charles is almost desperate, what the hell is this TM, is he so shameless in his seventies and eighties?
If he is this virtuous character after he is old, he would rather cut himself on the spot than stay and be embarrassed!
Ignoring the strange eyes of everyone in the office, Professor X glanced at Charles, who looked skeptical, and said lightly with a chuckle: "How about it, Charles, do you have these things too?"
"These ...... These are useless things, they don't prove anything, and you're forcibly adding meaningless weights to yourself. Charles said with a red face.
He almost, really almost couldn't help but flip the table.
"Who says it's useless?" Professor X said confidently: "They represent experience, qualifications, attitudes towards life, and fearlessness in the face of danger." ”
"Puff~!"
After Zhen Hao listened, the tea he had just drunk half couldn't help but squirt out on the spot.
Facing the direct gaze of the two Charles, an old man and a young man, Zhen Hao hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't look at me, I don't know anything, I just accidentally choked." ”
Without speaking, the old and the young turned around again, and between their eyes, lightning and thunder roared.
"Even Mr. Zhen Hao can't listen to what you just said, and you are embarrassed to say it?" Charles took the lead.
Professor X's smile remained unchanged: "Charles, you don't have good legs, don't you have good ears?" I didn't hear Mr. Zhen Hao say it himself, he just choked, what's the matter with me? Don't slander people, be careful that I sue you for slander." ”
"Slandering you?" Charles couldn't help but sneer: "I'll put up with the other effects you said, but don't you feel very yourself if you insist on 'showing that you are not afraid in the face of danger'?
Professor X was still smiling: "Yes, why not? I can face bedwetting calmly, isn't this called not being afraid of danger? You touch your conscience, can you?"
Can you...... All right...... Is it ......
The echo in his mind was repeated I don't know how many times, Charles's face turned red, his man's dignity had been challenged the most ever.
"Yes, I can do it too!" exclaimed Charles, unsuspecting.
"What do you have?"
"I have what you have!"
"Diabetes, bedwetting, and incompetence?"
"That's right!"
......
There was silence in the office, and Nicholas the Beast stared at Charles with wide eyes, as if he had known him for the first time.
The performance of the others is not much different from that of the beast.
Professor X was silent for a moment, and for the first time put away the smile on his face: "So you have these ...... too"
Charles's face was slightly red, but he couldn't hide his smugness: "That's right!"
There was a brief moment of silence again, and then Professor X sighed: "That's unfortunate, just a few days ago, my ailments have been cured, and I am now a thoroughly healthy person. ”
"So, you, a little guy who has been sick at a young age, should go and recuperate honestly, and I will take care of it in the academy to ensure prosperity, harmony and beauty. ”
Charles: "......"
The smug look on Charles' face faded, and he felt as if he had fallen into the trap of this bad old man.
Instead of holding on to power, Charles made a fuss, and Charles felt like a big white chicken roasted on the barbecue grill under the strange gaze of everyone.
They don't let go of cumin!
Anger, humiliation, and unwillingness all came to his heart, and Charles was angry and had the idea of doing something.
Nicholas the beast trembled, and he turned into a sea of flat boats, which were in rough waves, and the wind swept up the dark clouds, and between the lightning and thunder, it was like an apocalyptic scene.
"Charles, you said it yourself, which of the two of us is more suitable for the position of the master of this academy?" Professor X's silly smile reappeared, as if he didn't notice Charles's intention to do it.
"Nonsense, the master of this academy is, of course, W...... It's ......"
Before he finished speaking, Charles's face fell into a tangle, and after a moment, he said dryly: "Yes...... It's you!"
As soon as the words fell, Charles seemed to collapse, leaning back in a wheelchair, his forehead covered with sweat, and his heart palpitated.
Professor X put away the fingers on his temples and smiled as usual: "Charles, move to the guest room I arranged for you to sleep, obviously, you are also within my authority." ”
Charles, leaning back in his wheelchair, looked at Professor X and did not speak.
At this moment, he finally knew that even if the power was strong, it was not as strong as himself, and only if he was strong enough could he laugh as much as the old man in front of him.
Even if you laugh like a fool, no one dares to say anything!
Beside him, Nicholas the beast froze and scratched his head, not understanding the sudden turning scene.
Zhen Hao on the side smiled indifferently, picked up the teacup and took a sip, Charles, who was terrifying with telepathy, would one day be controlled by telepathy, maybe he would never have imagined that he would have this in his life.
If it weren't for the inappropriate scene, he would definitely interview the person concerned, Charles, and ask him how he was feeling now!
"By the way, isn't Wade going to advertise? Is the brainwave intensifier fixed? I haven't experienced my brainwave intensifier for a long time, and I really miss it. Professor X looked at Nicholas the Beast and said casually.
Charles: It's mine!
Glancing at Charles, who was silent, the beast swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said honestly: "It's been repaired, it's been repaired a long time ago, do you want to use it now?"
Professor X nodded, didn't speak, and turned to look at Deadpool: "Wade, the brainwave amplifier has been repaired, I'm going to go and reminisce, do you want to make an advertisement by the way?"
"Of course, I can't wait!"
Brainwave intensifier!
Under the control of the beast, Professor X put on a helmet-like connection device, and the moment the device was activated, the distribution of all humans and mutants on Earth appeared in front of everyone.
"The version of your instrument is a bit backward, and it's not a grade off what I used back then, when I could even observe the universe. Professor X pretended.
Everyone smiled and didn't say anything.
Out of the earth is the universe, and the devil knows what you are looking at is the horns of the fast.
They all think like this, but no one says anything, the elderly, it's normal to like to brag a little bit when they 'think about the year', and they can't take it seriously.
Of course, the main thing is that they can't beat it, and they don't want to be compared to become a microphone, like a certain Charles.
Charles: "......"
A moment later, in every corner of the world, the image of a man in a leotard suddenly appeared in everyone's mind.
And with that, a voice that sounded old and kind.
"Hello everyone, the character you see is the hero of my next conversation, he is the leader of an organization called 'X-Strike Team', who is handsome and kind (ugly and deductive), helpful (changeable), and powerful (weak). ”
"I don't mean anything else by saying this, I just want to tell you that the villain Apocalypse was eliminated by him (he was pressed to the ground by Apocalypse and rubbed, and it was our X-Men who rescued him). ”
"So please hear about this organization or see this man in tights, you must know how to be grateful (how far to hide), greet warmly (if you can't hide, you must be steady), and invite him to dinner (send him away quickly). ”
......
After a string of commercials, Professor X, who had experienced the outdated version of the brainwave amplifier, took off his helmet and looked back at Deadpool with a smile.
"Mr. Wade, what do you think of my advertisement?"
"It's okay, but it's always almost meaningless, and it would be better if you changed the dinner invitation to a bar treat. Deadpool touched his chin, and his serious appearance couldn't hide the excitement in his heart.
Advertising for the whole world, his X-Strike Team is expected to be a big hit, maybe even [Deadpool 3, 4, 5, 6, 7] is also expected to crowdfund!
In other words, he's going to be on fire soon!
Behind him, Zhen Hao and his party had strange faces, what Professor X said to Deadpool was completely different from what he said to humans and mutants all over the world, it was simply two extremes, only poor Deadpool was kept in the dark without knowing it, completely unaware that he was already notorious.
For a moment, everyone looked at the smiling Deadpool with sympathy in their eyes.
"Alright, the advertisement is over, let's go back and arrange accommodation, I have to clean up Charles's room, and help him move his belongings to the guest room. Professor X smiled as always.
Charles: I'll be back someday!
A group of people rushed out of this closed laboratory.
On the way, Deadpool finally sensed something was wrong: "Why do you all look at me like that?
"You're wrong, we're happy for you. ”
"Yes, we're happy. ”
"You don't need to think about it, let's think about how you will face enthusiastic fans when you go out. ”
Everyone's words quickly dispelled Deadpool's concerns.
Deadpool nodded suspiciously, then continued, "But why didn't I see me in Professor X's image just now? ”
"You're reading it wrong!" x n+1
"Oh~!"
......
On the side, the sympathy in Zhen Hao's eyes was even worse, the poor child, whether it was that version of Professor X or Charles, they didn't treat Deadpool as a mutant, not even a simple 'human'.
It's a horror story that's so sad that it flows backwards!