Chapter 483: Hello, my name is Charles
Taking a deep breath to calm down, Logan looked at Laura with a smile like a chrysanthemum, and said gently: "Laura, where did you go to play today?" Wade's sand ...... That guy didn't take you to any weird places, did he?"
"Hmph~!"
With a cold snort, Laura took Deadpool's big hand and hid behind Deadpool, refusing to communicate with the driver.
Logan: "......"
The scene was awkward, and Logan's father's majesty was lost in front of this group of little kids.
At this moment, the little boys said a word to me, relieving Logan's embarrassment.
"Uncle Wade took us to the park, and there were a lot of kids in the park. ”
"We also went to the playground and I loved the roller coaster the most!"
"My favorite thing is to sing! The big sisters who sang were so good that Uncle Wade was too strict with them. ”
"Singing?stern?"
Feeling bad in his heart, Logan swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What kind of harsh law?"
"When we sing, whether we sing well or not, Uncle Wade will praise us fiercely. ”
But he was so strict with the big sisters that if they just sang the wrong syllable, they would be dragged into the corner by Uncle Deadpool and beaten up so hard that they all cried. ”
"It's not enough, the sisters are out of tune more and more, and Uncle Wade angrily pulls them all into the room, beats them all the way to crying, and screams. ”
......
The laboratory fell silent, Zhen Hao and Charles were expressionless, Logan gritted his teeth angrily, and the six Erdman alloy claws in his hands were ready to move.
"Children, are you all tired of playing? Come, Auntie will take you to take a shower and change into clean clothes. ”
The nurse who pushed Charles away with a group of little kids, and locked the door of the laboratory before leaving, and the last shot was her weird smile.
Deadpool smiled and tried to follow, but found that his body was out of his control.
Charles shot!
"Damn bastard, I'm going to blow you bastard to pieces!" Logan roared.
Then he jumped up and performed a 20,000-word indescribable pig slaughter on the spot.
The world of X-Men: Apocalypse!
Zhen Hao and his entourage pushed open the door of the laboratory, and what they saw was ......
Bills all over the floor!
"OMG! what is this? Look what this is! It's all my little cutie!" Deadpool let out a heart-rending cry with a big face.
It's a bank's vault!
Logan and Charles were also stunned, these two people spent half their lives in the second half of their lives, Logan lived in a dilapidated house, Charles was locked in a huge abandoned water tank by Rogan, and the Franklin he had seen in the second half of his life did not add up to as much as he is now.
"Wade Baba, I'm your little cutie, I don't allow you to have other cuties. Little Laura took Deadpool's big hand and let out a wolf cub roar at the evil Franklin in front of her.
The child is not sensible and doesn't know what Franklin represents, but Deadpool says it's understandable, and it's not a big problem, and the coaxing is over!
"Bang~!"
With a punch and a kick, Deadpool and a bunch of Frank Pro bastards are entangled together, and from time to time there is a burst of humming dubbing.
A moment later, Deadpool pouted his bulging buttocks, wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and gently stroked little Laura's little head with a gentle smile.
"Silly boy, from today onwards, I will break off with them, and I will definitely spend them all after we meet, you are my exclusive and only cutie!"
Little Laura pointed to his ass and said, "But, why do you stuff them into your tights?"
Feeling the feeling of oppression coming from behind his buttocks, Deadpool's smile was even worse: "Laura little angel, you don't understand, I'm here to cut off the relationship with it at a deeper level, I want to use it to wipe my butt, a thing that wipes my ass can't be my little cutie, right?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Laura squinted comfortably under Deadpool's touch, and her expression gradually became comical, less and less like a wolf cub, more like a salted fish sand sculpture.
In this regard, Zhen Hao pursed his lips weakly, not to mention wiping his ass, these Franklin are dipped in sauce, and they are also Deadpool's cuties, and only the simple little Laura can be fooled by him.
"Charles, what are you doing here?" Logan exclaimed.
Everyone looked back and saw Charles sneaking into their arms to stab Frank Lin.
"Huh...... Hahahaha~!"
Seeing this, Charles began to skillfully pretend to be stupid on the spot, snorting a mouthful of old teeth that were missing several times, saying that he didn't know anything, and laughed like a second fool.
Rogan frowned: "Charles, don't pretend, Wade has cured your Alzheimer's." ”
"Yes, I can guarantee it!" Deadpool said in agreement, holding up his hands.
Seeing that things couldn't be fooled, the simple smile on Charles's face immediately turned into a respectable and kind smile: "Logan, you are still young, there are many things you don't understand." ”
Logan: "......"
"I looked like I was taking advantage of the opportunity. ”
Logan: Isn't it?
"Actually, I'm just proving to little Laura that she's also my only cutie. ”
"Grandpa Charles, you're so nice! Laura likes you too!" Little Laura took out a small hand from Deadpool's big hand, tugging Charles's old hand, squinting even more funny.
Logan: "......"
It's just that this way can make the wolf cub like it, so can you too......
Logan looked at the Fran grove piled up on the side, and the Erdman alloy claws in his hand gradually popped out.
Three minutes later, Logan proves once again that girls are moved not because you did something for her, but because who did it.
Frustrated + lost, the helplessness of a middle-aged man who has achieved nothing is vividly expressed in Logan.
Charles manipulated the latch and opened the door to the vault, and the group walked out as usual, except for the lost Logan and the reluctant Deadpool.
Outside the door, the noisy business crowd turned a blind eye to Zhen Hao and his party.
"Having said that, this is the world you will live in in the future, is it really good to secretly take things from other people's vaults in such a bright and bright way?" Zhen Hao said after looking at Charles, who had a normal face.
"Don't look at me, don't ask me, I don't know, I didn't take it. Charles flatly denied it.
Looking at Charles, who was getting older and more improper, Zhen Hao couldn't help but chuckle: "It's useless for you to deny it as hard as you can, if someone has a camera, you just wait to be wanted." ”
"No way, I've already controlled the guards to turn off the surveillance in the vault and deleted today's footage. ”
"It's you, Charles!"
"Hahaha~!"
......
Logan, who followed behind, looked helpless, and in the face of a broken Charles, what should he do.
"What? You just turned off the surveillance in the vault? Why didn't you say it earlier! Turn them on, I'm going to ...... Kill more Fran Wood Imps!" Deadpool exclaimed exaggeratedly.
After saying that, he was even more greedy to take off his tights.
"Bang~!"
Zhen Hao punched Deadpool's dog head, and then carried him out of the hapless bank.
The streets were bustling, and the air was cleaner than the previous world, so that Logan, Charles, and the mutant children couldn't help but shake their bodies.
The bustling commercial areas on both sides of the road made this group of little children unable to take their eyes off.
"Hey~!Look, there's a cat in a police uniform and a hat over there!"
"You're mistaken, it's two, and there's a big dog under it that is dressed up in the same way. ”
"What are they doing? Are they patrolling? They really look like they're patrolling!"
"This world is so powerful, even the little kittens and big dogs are so powerful!"
......
The little children and a sand sculpture shouted and screamed, and soon met the puzzled eyes of everyone around.
What is this group of people shocking?
Isn't that normal?
Hearing the shouting here, Meow Mi, who was lazily lying on the dog, looked up at Zhen Hao and his party, and stopped paying attention to Logan except for a moment.
A group of people don't know which horn came out of the dirt buns, plus an orange cat, there is nothing abnormal......
Wait, orange cat?
As if thinking of something, the cat rubbed her eyes and looked at the eyes of the super meow flower with her head held high and full of excitement.
"Ergouzi, let's see if the same kind over there is the boss!"
"The boss has been gone for four or five years, how can he be here. ”
Saying this, the dog who was called the second dog still glanced at the super meow flower casually.
At this glance, his pair of dog eyes completely grew on the body of Super Meow Big Flower.
"Like, it's so similar, it's exactly the same, it's carved out of a mold!"
......
A meow and a dog are doing unknown communication, but the face of the super meow flower is getting more and more ugly.
He has been posing here for so long, thinking that he still wants to put a big comparison in front of Charles's old dirt buns and the group of small dirt buns.
But who knows that these two fools have not yet come to welcome the stupid meow king back to the mountain, which makes it super meow and big flower, where to put it?
"Meow meow~!"
After saying hello to Zhen Hao, Super Meow Dahua rushed to a meow and a dog in a flash, and the plum blossom cat paws were pumped on their heads without hesitation.
After that, under the ghostly expressions of Logan and his party, a meow and a dog in police uniforms happily walked away with the super meow flower.
That speed, the two Rogan combined, can't compare.
Logan: "......"
Compared to Logan's simple speed shock, Charles's shock was from the inside out.
He heard the conversation between the meow and the dog clearly just now, and naturally the mental crit hit him was even greater.
But then, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and the world was a little interesting.
"Wow puppet, Master Meow is mighty!"
Deadpool's strange screams undoubtedly attracted Laura's attention, and he picked up little Lori on the spot, and then told the story of Super Meow Big Flower vs. Apocalypse.
In the middle, he naturally beautified himself with soy sauce throughout the whole process, and by the way, he counted the last super god of the apocalypse with a thousand heads on his body.
In this regard, Logan disagreed, he didn't know how powerful that meow was, but according to Deadpool's description of the apocalypse waving his hand to the apocalypse was a raging storm and the sky and the earth changed, he could pat his chest and guarantee that Deadpool was definitely one of the supergods.
If he guesses wrong, he is willing to do a handstand!
However, considering that little Laura's eyes lit up when he listened to the story, he decided to be merciful and let Deadpool pretend to be a rounder of the comparison.
Little Genius Academy!
After four years, the atmosphere here is a little better than before.
At least it's no longer like before, one by one with a superpower, and as a result, it's hard to fight a mosquito.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Zhen Hao saw the young Charles not far away with a reflective bald head, grinning at them.
"Charles, no wonder you laugh so silly, it's been like this since you were young. Zhen Hao whispered.
"I'm sorry I didn't laugh like that when I was younger, and I don't laugh like that now. Charles said.
After speaking, he didn't give Zhen Hao a chance to continue to look for trouble, and quickly rolled in front of the young Charles in a wheelchair.
Stretching out his dry and wrinkled old hand, Charles said with a respectful smile: "Hello, my name is Charles." ”
Little Charles paused for a moment, and then also stretched out a hand: "Hello, my name is Charles, welcome to my gifted academy as a guest." ”
Although I didn't expect another unfamiliar brainwave to be named Charles, the attributes of little Charles's old coercion were vividly expressed at this moment, and his joy and anger were invisible.
Behind him, Nicholas Beast, Jean Gray, Cyclops, Witch, and Wolverine looked confused, looking at the two Charles, feeling that their IQ was not enough.
"Hello, my name is Logan. ”
Behind him, Zhen Hao and his party also walked up, and Logan saw at a glance that the crowd was full of unruly Wolverine, and stepped forward and stretched out his big hand on the spot.
But what does it mean to say hello and say hello to Jean Gray and the Shapeshifter?
Laser's eyes were full of vigilance, faintly blocking Jean Gray's girlfriend, who had managed to catch up.
Wolverine was stunned for two seconds, but still stretched out a hand and shook it with Logan, but did not speak.
didn't fight directly, it's a sign of his deliberate patience!
"Mr. Zhen Hao, I haven't seen you for four or five years, but I miss you very much. Little Charles said with a smile.
"Boy, has your brain booster been fixed, advertise me, you still owe me an ad!" Deadpool interjected.
Charles Jr. activated his seven senses to block Deadpool in all directions, and then was about to say something, but Charles took the lead.
I saw him raise his hand to Zhen Hao and his party and said, "Mr. Zhen Hao and Mrs. Zhen, please come to my territory, don't be polite, just treat this place as your home." ”
Charles Jr.: "......"
"That...... Xiaoqin, take these children down and settle them down. ”
Jean Gray: "Uh...... Good. ”
Charles Jr.: "......"
"Wade, aren't you going to advertise? Don't worry, I'll call you myself later. ”
"Okay, Professor X!"
Charles Jr.: "......"
This is a piece of!
If he continues to be silent, his Little Genius Academy will change masters!
Belch...... In fact, it is not a change of owner, after all, the old man opposite is also Charles......
No, he's not, it's just me called Charles, and I'm a professor at Little Genius Academy!
The sense of crisis made little Charles's scalp tingle, he felt that he should not continue to be silent, he wanted to resist, he wanted to regain the initiative!
Charles's office!
The children were accommodated by the dormitory aunt, and Jean Gray trotted all the way to the scene of the crime.
When you open the door of the office, you will be greeted by a tense atmosphere.
Young Logan and the Magician moved two benches and sat in the corner, offering an unobstructed view of the office scene.
Zhen Hao and his party also occupied another corner, and they also smiled at the corners of their mouths, looking at the overall situation.
Deadpool and little Laura sit side by side under the eyes of the old wolf who wants to eat people.
Deadpool holds a bag of fries in his hand, looks at the old wolf triumphantly and defiantly from time to time, and then stuffs the fries dipped in ketchup into little Laura's mouth.
After getting a gritted look, the corners of Deadpool's mouth went up, and he deliberately pasted ketchup on little Laura's face, causing a wave of 'Wade poop bad'.
Even if that's it, little Laura then smears ketchup on Deadpool's face, startling a big and a small laugh in the middle of the fight.
This scene of father-daughter affection made the old wolf feel in a trance, and vaguely turned Deadpool, who was making trouble with little Laura, as himself, and the corners of his mouth had a faint upward trend.
"Ah, Wade poop, you're so bad, you got rid of all the ketchup. ”
"Huh, dare to talk to Baba like this, see that I don't tickle you!"
"Giggle~!I don't dare, let Wade baba let me go, I really don't dare!"
......
The laughter and laughter entered the ears, and the old wolf instantly regained consciousness, and the envy, jealousy, and hatred that had been accumulated for a long time broke out together, and the Eldman alloy claws faintly showed traces of withdrawal.
The laser eye who was sitting next to the old wolf on the side felt this killing intent, his muscles tightened, and a cold sweat broke out on his back, and he quickly turned his head to the side, not daring to look again.
At this turn, he saw Jean Gray walking towards him in this tense atmosphere, and he was moved to tears on the spot, and quickly got up to greet him......
Jean Gray walked straight to the side!
With a shudder in his heart, Laser Eye looked back in a daze, only to see Jean Gray sitting in his place with a touching smile.
"Hello, I'm Jean Gray, are you a Wolverine too?" Jean Gray said, holding out his little hand.
Hearing this familiar name, the old wolf was shocked, and looked back at Jean Gray, the past flashed in his mind, and his eyes were full of vicissitudes.
Jean Gray's heart trembled, what kind of eyes are these, vicissitudes of melancholy, there must be a lot of stories in them, this is a man with a story!
Just as she was thinking about it, Jean Gray felt a pair of big rough hands grasp her small hands.
"Hello, my name is Logan, and I prefer to be called by my name by my name rather than Wolverine. ”
What kind of voice is this~
Full of magnetism and vicissitudes, people's heartbeats can't help but beat back and forth with him, which always feels ...... Words can't put it into words!