The idea is good, but the reality is often cruel, and it will mercilessly slap you in the face and tell you what it means to "hit back to reality".

The Four Heavenly Kings held their heads high and looked proud, feeling that they were the most beautiful and beloved cubs under the Jade Emperor's throne.

It's a pity that the next moment the Jade Emperor slapped them hard, and pointed at their noses and scolded, "Master tells you what society is"!

The Jade Emperor glanced at the Four Heavenly Kings, smiled at Zhen Hao and nodded: "Zhen Aiqing is worthy of being a young talent, with a strong head and not arrogant or impatient. But since you give me face like this today, I can't help but take care of your emotions. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor touched his chin and frowned, as if he was embarrassed, and pretended to ponder for a moment.

After a while, he made a look of sudden realization: "Then it's better to do this, both of you take a step back, these four heavens...... The four Aiqing went to see the toilet, Zhen Aiqing, you don't have to let people go home, do you think this is good?"

Zhen Hao smiled indifferently, with an indifferent look on his face, and symbolically bowed: "I have no opinion, Your Majesty is in charge." ”

"Hahaha~!"

Zhen Hao gave him face like this time, and the Jade Emperor was still a little happy, and couldn't help laughing.

It's like a person who has often bullied you for a long time, and one day suddenly has a much better attitude towards you, and when you confirm that he has no conspiracy, you are still a little touched in your heart.

The Jade Emperor is now in such a state of mind, he has always been confronted by Zhen Hao, and now Zhen Hao suddenly follows his wishes, and he is really flattered.

Looking at Zhen Hao now, how he looks at it is pleasing to the eye, and at the same time, it is more and more unpleasant to the eyes of the four heavenly kings.

One eliminates the other's strengths, Zhen Hao and the four ...... The favorability of the four directors in the heart of the Jade Emperor is gradually increasing, and they can't weld it.

"Well, since Zhen Aiqing has no opinion, then this matter is decided. ”

As he spoke, the smile on the Jade Emperor's face was closed, and he was replaced with a serious expression: "Four Aiqing stepped forward to listen to the order!"

The Jade Emperor's deep voice like beating a drum brought back to reality the four directors who began to doubt life after hearing that he was going to see the toilet.

When he came back to his senses, he heard that the Jade Emperor had summoned him solemnly, and the four directors "chuckled" in their hearts, and their hearts were not good.

The Jade Emperor wants to officially announce the results of his handling of them!

This is the same as the order of the mortal emperor, it is not counted to discuss in private, but as long as the holy decree is given, even if you are the king of heaven, Lao Tzu must also obey the decree.

Obeying orders and disobeying them is a great crime of killing the head.

Although they will not be beheaded, the punishment of lightning and fire that lasts for months or even the previous year is certainly indispensable.

No, they can't sit still, and they definitely can't let the Jade Emperor officially say the results of their treatment!

The four directors glanced at each other, and then bowed deeply to the Jade Emperor, and their snot and tears instantly swept horizontally.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Weichen has worked hard for many years, and there is no merit and hard work, you can't send us to see the toilet!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, after becoming an immortal, although after entering the immortal pool, you will become an innocent body, but after becoming an innocent body, you need to detoxify for the last time, so ...... It's hundreds of years of dirt, it's ...... It stinks!"

"Please, Your Majesty, please be considerate of the old minister, shall we change the punishment?"

"Yes, yes, yes, if you really can't do it, you will punish us to start with the reappearance of the heavenly soldiers, and we promise to never make this mistake again!"

The Heavenly Court Toilet, said to be a toilet, is actually a poison pool.

After the mortals in the lower realm ascend to immortals, after the detoxification and beauty function of the immortal pool, the dirty qi that has accumulated for hundreds of years is discharged together, and the taste is unimaginable.

The task of the toilet director is to be responsible for rescuing the little fairy who was smoked to death after each detoxification, so as not to be stinky to death.

Because of the danger of his life, the remuneration for this task of guarding the toilet is much higher than that of other tasks, and it is several times higher than that of guarding the Nantianmen.

Even so, if it weren't for being forced into desperation, no one would want to do this errand.

That's why these four heavenly kings are so resistant to the position of director.

And listening to the meaning of the Jade Emperor, he still wants them to serve permanently.

That's even more unacceptable!

-1 opinion, -1 opinion, -1 opinion......

For the four directors to openly disobey their own intentions, the Jade Emperor, who was already impatient with them, was even more impatient, and the favorability will officially be negative.

In a hurry to get off work, the favorability is negative, and the Jade Emperor is too lazy to talk nonsense with them anymore.

The face was expressionless, and the cold killing intent was pervasive, enveloping the four heavenly kings, and the Jade Emperor leaned forward with his upper body, looking down at the four directors with sharp eyes.

All this made the Queen Mother on the side look cautious, her little face was slightly red, and her eyes were slightly confused when she looked at the Jade Emperor.

This is the Jade Emperor she never forgets, this is the him back then, he is finally back!

"I'll give you three options. Looking at the four directors on the ground who were trembling with fright, the Jade Emperor said lightly, and he didn't have to feel emotional: "One is to accept my dispatch, and the other is to go home to support the elderly, these three ...... You can also judge yourself on the spot, showing your determination to die unyieldingly. ”

At this point, the four directors who didn't dare to raise their heads already understood that this had reached the point where they couldn't be discussed.

With a bitter smile, the four of them bowed their heads and bowed: "I'll wait...... Obey Your Majesty's decree. ”

It is impossible to go home, it is impossible to go home in this life.

After returning home, there is no hope, only by staying in the heavenly court, can they have the hope of climbing up again!

The four directors were not dismissed, and although the immortals were a little reluctant in their hearts, they could still reluctantly accept the demote to the director.

The civil servants looked at each other, made eye contact, and greeted each other.

However, the military generals area lost the harmony of the same hatred and hatred just now, and the atmosphere of tension and defensiveness permeated them.

The positions of the Four Heavenly Kings are vacant, and they now see who they are competitors, and it only takes a thought to go from ally to opponent.

In this regard, neither Zhen Hao nor the Jade Emperor cared.

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is something to start, and there is nothing to retreat. ”

Although he was talking about the immortals, the Jade Emperor's eyes stared directly at Zhen Hao.

The meaning is obvious, you kid has done everything he should do, so don't make trouble for me anymore.

Zhen Hao understood, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, didn't say anything more, and returned to his position as an old man.

"Retreat!"

With a slight joy on his face, for fear that Zhen Hao would regret it, the Jade Emperor hurriedly shouted, and then pulled the Queen Mother to disappear without a trace.

The boss ran away, and the immortals didn't stay any longer, and they flocked to the outside of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

Passing by, Zhen Hao nodded and smiled, but no one stepped forward to take the initiative to talk, they didn't mean anything else, they were just a little scared.

Against Zhen Hao, Li Jing, the king of Tota, became a Li Jing without a tower and no job, and the four heavenly kings became the four directors.

And more importantly, Zhen Hao's house is too damaged, and his heart is too dark.

Get together with him, and it is very likely that the benefits have not yet fallen, and you will go with the four directors because of an improper expression of a certain sentence.

Thinking backwards, expressing a kindness, but not close to Zhen Hao, this is the correct way to deal with it.

In the Yuelao Palace, Niu Erhua sat on the first seat in the hall, squatting in front of him with a reluctant little jade rabbit, and in his hand was the rabbit ears of the little jade rabbit wantonly playing.

One thing to say, since he was stimulated by Zhen Hao overnight, he has no sense of crisis, and this little rabbit has not practiced for a long time.

On the one hand, she was lazy, and on the other hand, she found that Zhen Hao seemed to like her rabbit ears very much.

But now something has changed, and Niu Erhua, a vicious woman, has also set her sights on her rabbit ears.

So is it better for her to work hard to cultivate and put away her ears? Or is she just letting it go and letting it go......

With Xiao Yutu's anxious IQ, she has been thinking about this question for half an hour, but she is still struggling.

Thinking about it, the little jade rabbit found a carrot out of nowhere, and opened his mouth to nibble on it.

Take a bite and read a sentence in your heart: "Work hard to cultivate, don't cultivate, work hard to cultivate, don't cultivate...... Why are you working hard to cultivate again?"

With the last bite of the carrot in his stomach, the previous carrot still didn't cultivate, and this one became a hard worker, and the little jade rabbit fell into a tangle again.

She has already gnawed more than ten roots, and now the score between hard cultivation and non-cultivation is still almost the same, which is really too confusing for rabbits.

Pulling out a gift ring from behind his back and looking at the hill-like carrots inside, Jade Rabbit made some kind of decision.

Or...... Gnaw it all out, and then look at who has the highest number of votes for "hard cultivation" or "no cultivation"?

Little Jade Rabbit's eyes gradually lit up, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that this method was simply amazing, she was really a little genius!

Gnaw!

The little jade rabbit took out a carrot from the acceptance ring again, and the two large but not discordant front teeth instantly opened, and the small mouth closed one by one, launching a fatal attack on the carrot in his hand.

As for Niu Erhua, who was sitting in the first place, his face was a little weird, he glanced at the little jade rabbit, and said silently in his heart: "The sixteenth root is ......."

Just when this carrot was just half wiped out by the little jade rabbit, three streamers flew from a distance with a whistling sound, two of them turned a corner and went straight to the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, and a golden light flew towards Niu Erhua and the little jade rabbit.

landed safely, revealing his figure, it was Zhen Hao.

"Brother Zhen Hao!"

Little Jade Rabbit was overjoyed, waved his hand and threw half a carrot directly in his hand, and then got up and threw himself into Zhen Hao's arms.

However, the rabbit ears were tightly held in Niu Erhua's hands, allowing the little jade rabbit to struggle, but he couldn't move at all.

Zhen Hao, who was smiling and in a good mood, saw this scene as soon as he entered the door.

"Erhua, why are you bullying ...... again?"

Niu Erhua: ( " 「 ) ~→

Suddenly, Zhen Hao's mind that was carried away by the victory instantly sobered up, and he looked at the little jade rabbit who was staring at him, waiting for him to save him.

I silently said sorry in my heart, and then the smile on Zhen Hao's face was replaced by Yan's father's face: "Yutu, you are naughty again." It's all said to make your sister Erhua angry, why don't you have a long memory?"

Little Jade Rabbit: Black question mark face .jpg

Smiling and nodding, Niu Erhua was very satisfied with Zhen Hao's knowledge of current affairs, and at the same time waved his hand again to suppress the little jade rabbit who wanted to resist.

Although she knew that Zhen Hao was still a thief, but men, it's like this, how can there be a cat in the world that doesn't steal fish, the most important thing is a good attitude.

Don't get me wrong, this attitude is talking about Niu Erhua's attitude, a good attitude of toughness, resolute resistance, and inviolability of territorial sovereignty.

In the blink of an eye, time flickered, and it was already the point where the song and dance troupe got off work in the early morning, Zhen Hao opened the system panel and took a look, and the remaining experience value was 645.87 million.

The income is not as good as day by day, and this day cannot be passed.

Especially from around eight o'clock this evening, even more of a god who bought tickets is gone.

Zhen Hao sighed, clapped his hands and summoned the entire staff of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, even Stephen Zhou, who was passing by, did not let him go.

"I have a sad message for everyone. When the personnel arrived, Zhen Hao's mouth cast a shadow on everyone's hearts.

Even Zhen Hao felt heavy news...... How heavy does that have to be for them?

The voice was not good, everyone snuggled together in pairs, and looked up at Zhen Hao in unison...... Except for a certain lonely Three Virgins and a certain cook.

The two men looked at each other, then touched away.

One adheres to women's morals, the other is ...... Shy?

"I calculated the turnover for me today, and found that our song and dance troupe has entered the stage of making ends meet, so I made a decision that may make everyone very sad, starting tomorrow, our song and dance troupe ...... Officially closed. ”

After that, Zhen Hao squeezed out two tears, and then for fear that it would fall, he hurriedly raised his head forty-five degrees, so that it kept lingering in his eyes.

Goodbye, my little treasury of seven billion income in the past two days!

......

The news of the collapse of the song and dance troupe shocked everyone, and they opened their mouths one by one, feeling a little ...... The mood is a little complicated.

Xu Xian, Yang Jian and Liu Shenxiang's complexions did not change, but their hearts were full of joy that their wives were finally liberated!

It's just that at the same time, there is a little bit of loss contained in it, and they won't be able to look down on other people's wives in the future......

Bai Suzhen, Xiaoyu, Chang'e, and the Three Virgins are half happy and half lost, happy that they are relieved, and disappointed that they have faintly liked this feeling.

Especially the Three Virgins, although they usually look like they have been driven to the shelves, and they are reluctant, but they actually like this dance very much in their bones.

It's like...... It's like that's what she'd done in her last life.

ps: The actor who plays the Three Madonnas in "Baolian Lantern" is a female artist from the country of sticks.

As for the rest, like Stephen Chow and the like, there is no other emotion than a heart full of loss.

Stephen Chow: "......"

After the news was announced, Zhen Hao waved his hand to dismiss everyone, but beckoned to leave Stephen Zhou.

Zhen Hao put his hand on Stephen Zhou's shoulder cordially, and he smiled, and the laughing Stephen Zhou beat the drum in his heart.

"Brother God of Food, although my dance hall has closed down, I still remember your help in the past three days, we are still good brothers for life, right?"

"Yes, yes, Brother Zhen, you will always be my good big brother!" Stephen Zhou nodded again and again, with a deep look of brotherly affection.

"Then as a brother, it's not too much for you to bring me a meal every day, right?"

Stephen Chow: "......"

With a cold snort, the kindness on Zhen Hao's face instantly retracted: "What, you don't want to?"

"Yes, of course I do, it's my little brother's honor!"

Looking at Zhen Hao, who turned his face like a paper, Stephen Zhou wisely chose the correct answer.

Today he got the news that the Four Heavenly Kings have now been demoted to director because they offended Zhen Hao.

Director, a profession that makes people feel scared when they think about it, shuddering.

Ten minutes later, Zhen Hao smiled happily and strode out of the door of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, and then rose to the sky.

Behind him, there was Stephen Zhou, who collapsed to the ground, with a look of tears on his face, and strongly suspected that he had auditory hallucinations.

"What did Zhen Hao tell me just now?"

Grabbing the little apprentice beside him with both hands, Stephen Zhou looked expectant, hoping that he was really old and had auditory hallucinations.

"Master, your memory is not good again, Zhen Yue just said that he wants us to send him three meals a day, and each meal will make a full hundred and eighty-eight dishes, and you will also want to make it yourself, each dish will shine. The little apprentice looked serious and repeated word by word.

"Boom~!"

In his mind, a bolt from the blue, disillusionment in his heart, Stephen Zhou's expression was sluggish, and he looked suspicious of life.

"Is he a pig?!There are nearly two hundred dishes in one meal, and the Jade Emperor is not as extravagant as him!" Stephen Zhou cried, and he burst into tears, splashing and rolling on the ground like a child.

The little apprentice beside him hesitated for a moment, but finally stepped forward and stepped forward: "Master, it's not too early now, let's not hurry back and prepare, these one hundred and eighty-eight dishes won't be finished tomorrow morning." ”

Stephen Chow: o(≧ mouth ≦) o

Inside the old palace, the guest rooms are in the residential area.

Along the way, Zhen Hao didn't notice the shadow of the little jade rabbit, listened attentively, and didn't cry and scream, as if she really gave up her plan to raid him.

Hmph, because of a small setback, he gave up his original intention, forgot his persistence and stubbornness, succumbed to power, and did not dare to resist.

Seriously, it's disappointing!

Zhen Hao:ヽ( ̄д ̄;) ノ