Chapter 368: Go
With a sigh, Zhen Hao pushed open the door and walked into the room.
After a cordial exchange of only 10,000 words, Niu Erhua couldn't bear the tiredness and fell asleep, but Zhen Hao looked radiant because of this exchange.
Daily question: Erhua is so tired every day, why is she unwilling to find someone to accompany her?
Sigh +2, Zhen Hao didn't think much about it, and opened the system panel, wanting to see what the system store had refreshed.
As soon as she opened the system panel, Zhen Hao suddenly reacted, this time she broke through the big realm, why hasn't this system been upgraded?
Consciousness sank into the body, and in the closed hut of the alien system, Zhen Hao shouted at the top of his throat: "System! You have the ability to steal the system, you have the ability to come out! Why are you stunned if the system is not upgraded?"
One breath, two breaths, three breaths...... After ten breaths, there was still silence in the space of "The More Girls, the Stronger the System", and no one responded.
It seems that this system is determined to avoid him and not see him.
Zhen Hao sneered, then took out dozens of terminals from the system space, all aimed at himself, and clicked on the recording function.
"System, you system, you have the ability to steal the system, you have the ability to come out, what kind of ability are you hiding, hurry up and upgrade!"
After recording, wave your hand to turn it off, click Save, set up a loop, and then turn on the projection function to project dozens of azure projections together.
System ......
In the projection, the noise was repeated, and Zhen Hao sat on the computer chair, took out two earplugs to block his ears, and then opened the system panel again, pulled to the system store column, and clicked to enter.
There is a system mall in Nuoda, and only three products are hung in the corner, which seems to be lonely.
The first one, or the orange cat...... Now the orange cat is so unwelcome?
Zhen Hao pursed his lips, glanced back at the spiritual barrier that was not moving, spat fiercely, and continued to look down.
The second, the first...... An apple? Isn't it, sir, you're a tall system mall, and the cheat mall only sells one apple?
Unable to complain in his heart, Zhen Hao flipped down its introduction.
The Vicious Queen's Poison Apple (Magic Version): Pretty Snow White, come and eat this beautiful poisonous ...... Red apples, and then you will meet your white horse pretty boy.
Effect: Anyone who eats this poisoned apple will immediately encounter her white horse.
Precautions: Best for women...... In fact, it is no problem for a man to eat it, provided that you are willing to accept his surging love.
ps: It was said that it was the poisonous apple of the vicious queen, so it may not be the prince who rides the white horse, but it may also be Tang Seng.
This......
Zhen Hao was stunned and looked at this blankly...... It's a poisonous apple with bells and whistles, and I have 10,000 MMPs to talk about in my heart.
It's a pity that when the words came to his lips, Zhen Hao didn't know where to start, and finally thought about it again and again, and decided not to say it.
Looking at the selling price, 660,000 experience points are not expensive, Zhen Hao clicked to buy and put it into the system space.
One thing to say, this bells and whistles apple may be of great use in the future.
But why would a special item from a magical fairy tale ...... Why is there such a thing as Tang Seng? Doesn't he feel disobedient?
In the end, he couldn't hold back, Zhen Hao complained in his heart, then pursed his lips and continued to look down.
The third one, a fish? No, to be precise, it should be a small dried fish, or a specially marked (orange cat) special dried fish.
How much do you want me to buy this orange cat?Huh?
System: "......"
After scolding and scolding tens of thousands of words, facing the system that was still silent as always, Zhen Hao looked at Xiao Dried Fish again.
Dried Fish (Orange Cat Special Magic Modification): Don't look at it as just a small dried fish, in fact, it is a small dried fish that is loved by foodies in the cat world, and for some reason it crossed several worlds during its lifetime, and was adopted by humans of different professions.
Effect: As long as any orange cat eats this small dried fish, it will instantly learn "Seventy-two Ways to Sweep the Hall" and "Wing Chun", and automatically obtain the full-level Hancock body.
Note: Referring to the cats occupying the heart of the earth is immortal, so please be cautious and don't release a meow big demon king.
PS: What does it feel like to be a cat with the body of Hancock, and is it still a liquid creature?
......
To be honest, Zhen Hao was really shocked, he admired the brains of the system a little, he could even get this kind of thing out, there was nothing to say, only the word bull was offered with both hands.
Looking at the price, six million six hundred and sixty thousand ...... Surprisingly cheap.
But come to think of it, Zhen Hao is now a supreme realm boss, and he can give people a "left of heaven" buff with a wave of his hand, a super meow is really nothing, a powerful cat.
But Zhen Hao is really a little curious, a super meow, is it still that soft feeling when you masturbate?
Is...... It's so curious......
Looking at the picture of the orange cat that looked soft, Zhen Hao seemed to hear a "aim" in a trance, and then the picture of the orange cat actually moved!
In Zhen Hao's field of vision, the orange cat licked his paws, then glanced at Zhen Hao, and then reluctantly handed the paws to Zhen Hao.
It didn't speak, but Zhen Hao understood what it meant.
"O mortal with fish lips, this king allows you to kneel and lick the claws of this king, and as a price, hurry up and buy small dried fish for this king!"
"Hiss~!"
Zhen Hao gasped, then took three or four steps back in horror, touching himself and thumping, obviously careful with his heart, and his straight path was terrifying!
The cats are so terrifying, they obviously don't have any cultivation, but their every move has such a big impact on his mind!
If it has another cultivation, then wouldn't the earth be really dangerous!
You are a human being, and you must not be captured by cats!
Gritting his teeth, Zhen Hao hurriedly reached out and bought this magic modified version of the orange cat's special dried fish, and then with great perseverance, he diverted his gaze from the orange cat picture and forcibly closed the system store.
"Huhuhu~!"
After successfully escaping the drive of curiosity, Zhen Hao suddenly opened his eyes and gasped a few times, but the corners of his mouth rose faintly.
Being able to escape from the orange cat's hands was enough for him to be proud of, and there was one more amazing thing to talk about in the future!
A sigh of relief, and then a feeling of exhaustion came, Zhen Hao turned over and hugged Niu Erhua, and fell asleep with a smile.
Next time, if the next system store can still brush out this orange cat, then he will fall for once and buy it!
There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning, as soon as the sun came out, Zhen Hao opened his tired eyes.
He didn't sleep well last night, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he could hear the sound of "meowing" echoing in his ears, so noisy that he couldn't sleep at all.
Finally ignoring the sound of "meow", Zhen Hao just fell asleep and dreamed that he was being chased by a huge and fat orange cat, and the orange cat was lying on his back with a cat poison and caught Niu Erhua, who had been masturbating the orange cat.
And this orange cat is quite extraordinary, can speak people's words, and shouts while chasing back: "Give me back my little dried fish!
After waking up several times on the way, Zhen Hao didn't dare to sleep in the end.
Cats are really terrible!
But fortunately, the sky is already dawn, and he no longer has to be seduced by the evil and shameless cats who sell their flesh.
And he has something important to do today, according to the agreement he made with Wutian on the first day of the opening of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, today is the time for them to meet.
Getting up gently, Zhen Hao carefully got out of bed and dressed and went out, facing the sun, he was in a good mood, and even the dark circles under his eyes were much smaller.
Take a deep breath of fresh air, and the air contains steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chicks, and roasted geese..... The aroma.
This is Stephen Chow bringing them breakfast.
Just smelling the smell, Zhen Hao couldn't help but salivate three thousand feet, with a smile on his face, he couldn't wait, and walked quickly towards the main hall.
As soon as he walked into the main hall, Zhen Hao saw one hundred and eighty-eight young men or girls in white hats and white clothes lined up in many rows with big white plates, standing in the main hall of the Yuelao Palace.
Ahead, Stephen Chow, with his hands trembling.
Further ahead, Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, Chang'e, Xiaoyu, the Three Virgins and Liu Agarwood, and the little jade rabbit squatted in front of the first seat, drooling and gnawing on carrots, and his eyes stayed on the white jade plate all the time.
However, it didn't dare to step forward at all, and even tried to curl up its body, a little timid.
If Zhen Hao is not mistaken, there are braised rabbit heads and spicy rabbit feet in this one hundred and eighty-eight dishes.
She was afraid that Stephen Chow would take her to cook......
Hearing the movement behind him, Little Jade Rabbit shuddered, and after confirming that Stephen Zhou had not left in front of him, he cautiously looked back.
"Brother Zhen Hao!"
With a startled scream, Xiao Yutu threw away the remaining half of the carrot full of saliva in his hand again, and threw himself into Zhen Hao's arms.
This exclamation also attracted the attention of everyone in the store, and Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he saw the main owner coming out, and hurriedly greeted him.
"Brother Zhen Hao, little brother is fortunate not to be dishonored, this one hundred and eighty-eight dishes is finally completed, and it is still hot!"
Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, and the leader patted Stephen Zhou's shoulder cordially, without saying anything, but the affirmative look was enough.
After giving three full copies, Stephen Zhou reacted, offered slightly trembling hands, and said that he was going back to prepare today's lunch meal, and said goodbye first.
Zhen Hao strongly retained, Stephen Zhou swore to death, took out the table and set the tableware, and ordered everyone to put down the dishes, without looking back, and took the lead to go away.
Looking at Stephen Zhou, who led one hundred and eighty-eight little white people away, Zhen Hao couldn't help but sigh: "If you can meet such a virtuous brother this year, what more can you ask for!"
Stephen Chow: I can encounter this kind of Zhen Peel in these years, what kind of sin I have done in my last life!
With some emotion, Zhen Hao retracted his gaze, dragged the little jade rabbit who was holding his thigh and did not let go, and was about to step forward to check the one hundred and eighty-eight Three Realms delicacy.
Sun Wukong and his entourage were not polite, they didn't need Zhen Hao to greet them, they sat down at the dinner table by themselves.
The others are okay and can endure it, but Sun Wukong is really anxious, he opened the dinner cover, ignored the light in the sky, and began to gnaw on a roast goose.
As the saying goes, those who come are not good and those who are good do not come, and the ancients do not deceive me!
Not polite to everyone, Zhen Hao waved his hand, and instantly put away one hundred and eighty dishes, leaving only eight dishes on the table.
Zhen Hao's original idea was to stock up on dry food and eat it on the road in the future, and it would be an extrajudicial favor to leave them with eight paths.
Zhen Hao casually lifted a dinner cover, tore off a chicken leg, handed it to the little jade rabbit holding his thigh, and glanced at Yang Jian and the others.
"You don't sleep early in the morning, why are you coming to my old palace this month?"
The hands are short, and the mouth is soft, and Yang Jian didn't dare to provoke Zhen Hao, especially after Zhen Hao broke through the Golden Immortal.
Scratching his head, he smiled embarrassedly: "What, let's take the Three Holy Mothers home today, by the way...... That Baolian lamp ......"
Speaking of Baolian lantern, Zhen Hao came over instantly, but he forgot about it.
took out the Baolian lantern from the system space, without any nostalgia, and waved his hand and threw it to the three virgins who were staring at the Baolian lantern.
Returning to the master's hand, the wick of the Baolian lamp flickered and flickered, as if there were 10,000 grievances and small reports to tell.
At first, the Three Holy Mothers listened to it, until after listening to ten sentences, all of which were bad things about Zhen Hao, she stuffed the Baolian lantern into her arms very heartily.
She's just a weak woman who can't be restrained, what can she do?
"Hiss~!"
Seeing this scene, Zhen Hao gasped, and he suddenly understood what the bad thing the Baolian Lantern did after the system arranged the Baolian Lantern that day.
This lamp is not a good lamp, it looks all over the place!
Shocked, a cloud of black gas suddenly flew from a distance, descending on the Moon Old Palace with a whistling sound.
The black gas dissipated, and the person who came was the black chief and the skyless.
Yang Jian and his party were instantly vigilant, and took out their weapons to guard carefully.
The Third Holy Mother, who didn't know who Wutian was, was stunned for a moment, but seeing Yang Jian's tense appearance of muscles, she also took out the Baolian lamp that she didn't want to come out.
Wutian didn't care about everyone's vigilance, ignored everyone, and only stayed on the Baolian lantern for one more look.
It's all lotus, and it's not surprising that the fellow sees the fellow take a second look.
"Alright, don't be nervous, Wutian is here for me. ”
To appease the nervous crowd, Zhen Hao pulled away the little jade rabbit, greeted him with a smile, pulled the corners of his mouth with a smile, and walked out of the gate of the Yuelao Palace with black and straight black makeup.
Then he hooked his shoulders and talked cordially, turning into two streamers and going straight to the West.
Wutian's presence in person, coupled with the direction in which the two of them went, the purpose of finding Zhen Hao is self-evident.
Sun Wukong hesitated for a moment, but finally put away the golden hoop stick and continued to sit down to eat and drink, and he didn't know what to do.
"Aren't you going to check it out? It's not a good combination for the two of them together. Sun Wukong didn't want to care, but Yang Jian leaned over and wanted to force him to express his opinion.
Glancing at Yang Jian, Sun Wukong said angrily: "Back then, he pitted my old grandson so miserably, and he was concerned about Lao Tzu's." ”
Yang Jian: "......"
Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it is noon, and Zhen Hao, who has gone away with the skyless, flew back again.
This time, he went with Wutian to cut leeks.
At that time, the struggle between Wutian and Rulai had reached a critical point, and they fought for an hour and a half, but the Buddha still lost slightly, and he couldn't fight Wutian.
In addition, Zhen Hao was eyeing him on the side, so he didn't dare to stay, dropped a sentence of "I will definitely come back", and then reincarnated.
After that, Zhen Hao came out, and Wutian swept the formation on the side, forcibly letting the Buddhas in the sky feel Zhen Hao's love education.
Facts have proved that the Buddha is not as selfless as people think, and Zhen Hao still cut more than 4 billion leeks in a circle.
However, compared to the immortals in the Heavenly Court, they are also better, after all, they are still dressed in the cloak of a Buddha, and they have many concerns about acting.
However, Zhen Hao wants to educate his subordinates more.
It's just that Wutian shook his head at Zhen Hao's proposal and refused.
He asked Zhen Hao to cut the leeks of the Buddhas in the sky, just to break their Buddha hearts and remove the Buddha's disguise.
As for his subordinates, a bunch of bad scum, don't listen to it, they must have done all the bad things.
What's so nice about that? Does it mess with my own state of mind?
If you don't let it be cut, don't let it be cut, Zhen Hao didn't force it.
Anyway, the two jujubes under Wutian don't have a few experience points, and they don't have the same whether they are cut or not, so there is no need to turn their faces against Wutian for this.
And he, Zhen Hao, is a person who has revenge and will take revenge, if the Buddha has pit him once, so Zhen Hao gave Wutian a few pieces of advice.
One, quickly remove the smoky makeup of you and your subordinates, and put on a positive hairstyle and outfit that looks positive at first glance, such as a big back.
Second, if you don't want your subordinates to go back where they came from, and you really don't want to go back, you should restrain them, pick up the coat that the gods and Buddhas have thrown away, and put it on your body, you must pretend that you are a good person, and kill people to pay for your life to the end.
Third, it is best to apologize to the Jade Emperor in front of all the immortals, give this little old man a face, and then secretly find him an alliance behind his back to prevent Rulai from making a comeback.
After the advice was finished, Zhen Hao didn't care if he listened to it or not, so he said goodbye, turned into a streamer and went straight to Yuelao Palace.
striding into the Yuelao Palace, Zhen Hao found that Sun Wukong had not left yet, lying on the beam with his arms on his pillow and not knowing what he was thinking.
He didn't ask, and Zhen Hao didn't care, so he didn't see it, what should he do.
Time flickered, a month later, Zhen Hao had not harvested for a month, and now the entire Heavenly Court boss avoided him when he saw him, and there was no need to cut the big immortals, and it was not enough to bother and make money.
After thinking about it, Zhen Hao finally decided to go.
Niu Erhua and the three of them didn't have any opinions, but the forty-four Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen made it difficult for him.
In the end, after Zhen Hao and the Jade Emperor had a long talk all night, the Jade Emperor agreed to devote his resources to help the forty-four Xu Immortals of Ziwei Destiny to return.
It's not a problem to return to the throne, but I don't know where to go after the forty-four Ziwei Emperors are classified.
It's just that this is no longer Zhen Hao's business, so let the Jade Emperor have a headache.
On this day, after Zhen Hao sent away all Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, he directly clicked on the crossing and entered the next world with Niu Erhua and his party.
It's just that Zhen Hao, who got into the toilet tunnel, didn't know that after they entered, the black hole did not disappear.
After about a dozen breaths, a bouncing cutie ran in.
Seeing this mysterious black hole, my curiosity was great, and I couldn't help but tentatively reach out and nod it.
Then with a milky scream, the whole person was swept in.