Urban legends have a big impact!

Many people, even if they have never been to PD Paradise and PD Building, have heard such rumors on the Internet.

Among them, the "couple curse" is the most famous.

Not only Egawa Land, but also Paris Land and Kyoto Land have similar rumors. Although the versions of the rumors are different, the end result is the same.

"Couples who have been to PD Paradise have broken up nine times out of ten! There are one or two pairs of true love left, and even God can't bear to break up, but bless them......"

There are many tourists who believe in legends.

But the strange thing is that there is obviously a "couple curse", and the number of couples who go to PD Park to play not only does not decrease, but increases, and there is a sense of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and prefer to go to the tiger mountains".

Why is that?

According to Meng Lang's analysis, the reason for this phenomenon may be related to "love will reduce IQ".

Couples in love are generally more blind. They firmly believe that they are true love, and even God can't bear to break them up, how can they be affected by the curse?

As a friend, when you are kind enough to persuade him, "Don't go! This place is very evil, 90% of couples have broken up......"

"Then I must be the remaining 10%!"

You won't let me go, I'm going to go!

If you don't break up after going, wouldn't it prove that your love is true love in disguise?

Well, Uncle Meng has your back!

If you don't come to PD Park, how do you know if it's true love? Anyway, Uncle Meng has earned a lot of ticket money......

Love is blind, and Meng Zai wakes up with a smile.

A strange "urban legend" suddenly appeared, making PD Park a must-visit "check-in mecca" for couples, and the income from tickets and peripherals skyrocketed. Every time he thought of this, Meng Lang was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Yes, must be supported!

In order to make "Lovers' Curse" more famous, he asked Ma Teng to hire a group of "literary and talented" sailors. Every day on major social networking sites, I post to update my blood and tears history of "going to PD Paradise once, and breaking up when I go home".

The sentence must be added at the end:

"Thanks to going to PD Paradise, I can see the true face of this scumbag/woman! Brothers/sisters, you must go to PD Paradise if you fall in love!"

"Well, that's so well written!"

Meng Lang patted his thigh and praised: "This batch of sailors is powerful, it is worthy of the top service of 100 yuan/day, which is several grades higher than 5 cents/piece!"

"These are all fakes?"

Tao Mi, whose eyes were red with the "story of the water army", raised his head and asked, "Didn't you tell real people and real things?

"It must be fake!"

Meng Lang said disdainfully: "Such a boring urban legend, no one really believes it, right?"

"Then you explain, why do so many couples break up when they go to PD Park?"

"A blind leaf!"

Meng Lang explained: "Let me ask you, do you know how high the divorce rate is in our country?

"Forehead ......"

Tao Mi blinked, and suddenly realized: "I understand! You mean, those couples who break up, even if they don't go to PD Paradise to play, will eventually break up?"

"That's right!"

"With or without PD Paradise, the breakup rate of couples is ridiculously high. It's like 100% of people who drink tap water will die, it's pure nonsense. ”

"Then I'm relieved!"

I saw Tao Mi breathe a long sigh of relief, took out two crumpled park tickets from his pocket, and said with a slight smile: "I left early that day, and I didn't play many projects." Are you available with me this Friday?"

Meng Lang: "......"

What to do, can you refuse?

......

True fragrance is the essence of human beings.

kept saying that the urban legend was fake, but in the end, Meng Lang, who was afraid of it and didn't dare to verify it, was really fragrant.

The players who boycotted and protested against the "holster swimsuit" before, shouting "You let you out, I buy and I lose" are really fragrant.

The PD Alliance has been updated with a new version.

The new summer swimsuit-themed skin was launched, and its design of the human body and the shape-shifter amazed the majority of players and received unanimous praise!

Millions of skins sold for the first time!

From now on, all the holster heroes of the PD League, the skins will be divided into two different series.

One is the morphological skin!

For example, Ultraman Tiga, the basic skin is a "composite form", and the air, power, and dark forms are made into different forms of skin.

The other is human skin!

Dagu will wear a range of swimwear, suits, denim and period costumes to create a new skin product line.

This perfectly solves the embarrassing situation that the human hero has a new skin every month, while the leather hero can't get a new skin for half a year.

It's a joy for all!

For PD games, the skin product line means a lifeline, and if they can't make money, Mr. Meng will not spare them. For players, it is acceptable for human beings or shapeshifters to wear strange costumes.

Among the many "swimsuit skins" released in the new version, the original Ultraman is attracting attention.

Does Uncle Meng have such a good figure?

Eight-pack abs, too pompous......

Players complained to the designer, guessing how much benefit he received from Mr. Meng to make an extremely exaggerated eight-pack abs?

The designer is very wronged!

He confessed on Weibo that he did not receive benefits. The real reason is that he has been threatened with "unspeakable", which tastes a p-figure of conscience.

This statement is very credible.

Players who believe that the designers will not lie have great contempt for the "indescribable" and claim: "If you don't cut your abs, you won't buy your skin!"

Then, the skin sold dismal.

According to the report submitted by Mr. Chen of PD Games, the swimsuit skin of the original Ultraman was sold very dismal because the abdominal muscles were too exaggerated.

"Money on one side and image on the other?"

Meng Lang picked up a bouquet of flowers and drew lots in the office. Considering that the bouquet only had five petals, he hesitated for a long time and finally decided to count the "money" first and then the "image".

The results are clear at a glance, money is more important!

"Sharpen ......"

"Okay, Mr. Meng!"

The approved designer chops off two abs with one sword. The player nodded approvingly, and sales increased slightly.

One more slash, and the sales will increase dramatically!

Slashing to a piece of abs, the skin topped the best-selling charts, and players smiled contentedly and opened their wallets to buy and buy.

Really......

The fewer abs, the better the sales.

When Mr. Meng only has one abdominal muscle left, he will be invincible! Looking at the entire PD League, no one is more popular than him.

Of course, appearance is inversely proportional to sales.

Mr. Meng, who has eight-pack abdominal muscles, can barely get into his eyes. With only one ab left, and while still wearing beach pants, that image is really indescribable!

Probably......

Players who play with this set of skins are not for their own eyes, but to disgust their opponents and affect their operations, right?