"The castles in the city have been weathered several times

The wanderer of the world dreams of yellow sorghum

The gods and ghosts are strange and absurd

Talking and laughing for a while, half a life is crazy

The mountains and rivers of the stormy years

The world is short, and a few people see through it

The big dream is just you and me in the play

Want to know what happens next, and listen to me next time."

In the end, Yu Degang gently patted the waking wood, and all the demons, monsters, heroes and knights turned into smoke in the sky, leaving Yu Degang alone to shake the paper fan and slowly walk away.

The quality of this MV is very high, and Yu Degang was also very excited when he saw the finished film for the first time, and said bluntly, this is what the storyteller in his heart looks like.

Pei Yanzhi's song also quickly became the new favorite on the new song list, this song is not very difficult, but it is not so easy to sing that free and easy feeling.

When this song topped the new song list, Pei Yanzhi had already come to the Beizhan Theater, and today is the performance site of the large-scale cross talk drama of Dezheng Society.

Pei Yanzhi, who was backstage, put on a purple gossip robe, held a feather fan in his hand, and stood at the entrance of the stage at the door of the arena to prepare to appear.

Hey, isn't he going to sing Qiao Xuan, how can he wear gossip clothes, this is the Three Kingdoms opera, and the one who wears gossip clothes in the Three Kingdoms drama should be Zhuge Liang.

It turned out that the actor who played Zhuge Liang today didn't know what he had eaten, so he was sent directly to the hospital.

However, Zhuge Liang's role is not the protagonist, because today's "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang" is the previous "Beauty Strategy", and it will end when Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang get married, it can be said that it is Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang, and the later "Back to Jingzhou" will not be played.

And in "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang", there is no Zhuge Liang in the opening, it is directly Liu Bei to Jingzhou, but Yu Degang knows that the people who bought tickets today may not know what "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang" is talking about, so a paragraph was added in front, that is, in Jingzhou, Zhuge Liang persuaded Liu Bei to go to Jingzhou, so that everyone can understand what is going on.

Therefore, Pei Yanzhi volunteered that he could catch up with two, Zhuge Liang first, and then sing Qiao Xuan.

Yu Degang is also grateful, don't look at the hundreds of actors in Dezheng Society, but there are really few who can sing, and there is only one who can sing Zhuge Liang, but he is still sick today, it is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and the weasel bit the sick duck alone.

As soon as the gongs and drums sounded, Pei Yanzhi walked out with square steps.

The audience below couldn't help screaming when they saw that Pei Yanzhi came out so early, and he was playing Zhuge Liang, they already knew that Yu Degang had invited Pei Yanzhi, so everyone had already bought the tickets, and they were ready to watch Pei Yanzhi and Yu Degang play together.

However, the water sign outside said that Pei Yanzhi played Qiao Xuan, but this time, Pei Yanzhi came out dressed as Zhuge Liang, which made the audience a little strange.

Walking to the mouth of Jiulong, Pei Yanzhi shook the feather fan lightly and read, "Dongwu has set up a killing field, and the tanuki can defeat the tiger and wolf." ——”

The audience also responded with warm applause and screams.

Pei Yanzhi came to the small seat in the center of the stage and sat down, stroked his beard, and said seriously, "I Zhuge Liang,"

He glanced at the chair he was sitting in and continued, "Sit in the chair. ”

Pei Yanyi raised the fan in his hand and said, "With a broken fan in your hand, the Three Kingdoms are in your heart!"

The audience below was also amused to laugh, this is really the first time I have seen such a Peking Opera.

Pei Yanzhi leaned back slightly, leaned back on the chair, shook his head and said, "Shanren, the surname is Ge, and the word ......."

The audience below is about to go crazy with laughter, who has heard that Zhuge Liang is surname Zhu.

Pei Yanyi smiled embarrassedly, and then said cautiously word by word, "The word Kongming, the road number Wolong!"

This time it was true, but the audience kept laughing.

Pei Yanzhi felt a little like laughing, and hurriedly continued, "Since the Shanren came out of the school, Liu Bei, the ancestor of the Han family, Liu Huangshu!"

As soon as this sentence came out, there was a sound of gongs and drums, and four guards came out of the direction of the door, and then an actor who played Zhao Yun walked out of the backstage, this person is Yu Degang's apprentice, Wang Jiulong, burly, dignified, and still looks a little majestic, and then Yu Degang swaggered out wearing a red python robe.

I saw that Yu Degang's posture was full, and when he came to the position of Jiulongkou, he appeared, and then the sound of the huqin sounded, and the sound of gongs and drums was also urging, and this was the rhythm of singing.

But just as Yu De was about to open his mouth, the sound of the band's piano stopped, and then a gong sounded, "Cang", which is usually struck after singing.

This sound was like knocking on the cheek, and Yu Degang glanced at Wang Jiulong next to him with an embarrassed expression.

Wang Jiulong was also stunned and said, "This is not for you to sing!"

Yu Degang also glanced at the band on the other side of the door with hatred, and said, "If you don't let you sing, you won't sing, forget it, save a little!"

The two of them were also gray and ready to come in, Pei Yanzhi had already stood up and walked out, ready to greet them.

After the two faced each other, everyone thought that this was to prepare for greeting, who knew that these two people were like blind, stretched out their hands, walked towards each other, and shouted,

"Where's the lord?"

"Where's the Strategist?"

The two just passed by, then turned their heads and continued like this.

The audience below is about to go crazy laughing, Pei Yanzhi's performance is definitely not worse than Yu Degang, these two people are still really interesting.

After two times, Wang Jiulong couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly came to the middle, and when the two of them pretended not to see each other and were about to pass by, he reached out and grabbed the arms of the two, and said helplessly, "Two, you can't see it so close, it's time for your eyes to be treated!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and said together, "Oh, it turns out that it's here, the lord (military advisor) please!"

The two of them walked into the room, and someone had already come over and set up the chairs in the back and placed them on either side of the table.

Pei Yanzhi stood on the side of the upper door, Yu Degang stood on the side of the lower door, and Zhao Yun followed Yu Degang's side.

Pei Yanyi stretched out his hand and said, "My lord, please take a seat!"

Yu Degang also stretched out his hand and said, "Strategist, please take a seat!"

The two of them were polite twice, and Wang Jiulong next to him was annoyed, so he went over directly, sat on Pei Yanzhi's seat, and said, "You two are too troublesome, you love to sit or not, don't sit with me!"

This angered Yu Degang and Pei Yanzhi, only to see Yu Degang step forward, directly grabbed Wang Jiulong's collar and pulled him up, and directly pushed him out.

The audience couldn't help laughing, this Wang Jiulong is still really interesting.

But a scene that shocked everyone happened, only to see Pei Yanzhi run two steps tightly, and he was about to kick Wang Jiulong's body directly.

Wang Jiulong still avoided it very smartly, and then the two fought together, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

The audience couldn't stop laughing, this is the style of Dezheng Society, "beating people" on stage, I didn't expect Pei Yanzhi to learn it.

Yu Degang hurriedly stood between the two, stopped the two, and said, "Okay, it's a bit human!

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly tidied up his costume, put on his mustache, and said to Wang Jiulong, "Okay, ah, we'll see you in the parking lot later!"

"Poof", the audience in the audience is about to burst into laughter, it is really a model of elementary school students' appointments!

Wang Jiulong also said with a disapprehensive face, "What's the matter, you beat me and want to take my car back!"

This is a special fairy brain hole, people are dating a fight, you think you want to take advantage of your car, and sure enough, the brain circuits of cross talk actors are different.

Yu Degang couldn't let the two of them talk any more, and it was estimated that if they continued, the two of them would go to the parking lot to drive away, so they shouted, "Military advisor, please!"

The two of them were seated separately.

Pei Yanyi stroked his beard and said, "The lord has arrived, and the 'lord' has never been far away!"

Yu Degang pointed at him with his hand, felt that there was something wrong with his ears, and said, "You make it clear, who is the lord!"

Pei Yanzhi could only pinch his mouth again and said, "The lord has arrived, and 'Zhuge has never been far away'!"

Wang Jiulong next to him was also stunned, and said to Yu Degang, "It turned out to be Zhuge !"

Yu Degang sat there, feeling that his IQ was insulted, sighed, and said, "I'll tell you, if I hear clearly, I'm the one!"

Which one is it?

Yu Degang looked at Pei Yanzhi, who was shaking his head, and said, "Sir!"

Pei Yanzhi arched his hand slightly, "Lord!"

Yu Degang clapped his palms and said, "Hey, I'm bored, Mr. has a good plan?"

Pei Yanzhi stroked his mustache and said, "Then you can sing a paragraph!"

Yu Degang was also as good as a stream, sitting there, and said, "Listen to ——"

The sound of the huqin sounded, Yu Degang shook his water sleeves and sang,

"I Liu Bei sat in the center of the tent and was melancholy,——"

Pei Yanzhi took advantage of the interval between the strings of the huqin and interjected, "You, you have to think about it!"

It felt like Guo Qian was possessed, and he was a compliment.

Yu Degang also said with a bored face, "I can't think of it!"

Yu Degang continued to sing, "Respect the military advisor, listen carefully and take a closer look——"

Pei Yanzhi waved the feather fan in his hand and said to Yu Degang, "If you have anything to say, just say it quickly!"

Yu Degang also asked Zhao Yun next to him, "Then talk to him!"

Wang Jiulong also persuaded, "Just talk about it!"

Yu Degang sang with a sad face, "I was killed by the unfortunate Mrs. Nagasaka Po——"

Pei Yanzhi also sighed and said, "Yes, it's an unexpected thing!"

Yu Degang also sighed and said, "Who said it wasn't?"

This is amazing, the audience is also laughing more than enough by the performance of these two people, Peking Opera with cross talk, this is okay!

"So far, I've only ended up with a single ——"

Good words, single children, really elegant!

Pei Yanzhi heard that Yu Degang had just finished singing, and he also bowed slightly, and said, "The lord ——"

Singing the board.

"The lord's speech is too bad, listen to the mountain people grasp the idea—— "Pei Yanzhi's lyrics are also so elegant, grab it!"

After listening, Wang Jiulong said with admiration, "Oh, you two are both very knowledgeable!"

Yu Degang said proudly, "Hey, this word is very literary, I'm afraid that others won't understand it!"

Wang Jiulong also said unceremoniously, "What kind of literature, it's too watery!"

Yu Degang said, "I'm talking about a single person!"

Wang Jiulong asked, "What about what he said?"

Pei Yanzhi said, "Grab the idea!"

Wang Jiulong shook his head and said, "You two sentences are really home!"

Yu Degang sighed and said, "Hey, military advisor, I'm still a bachelor!"

Pei Yanzhi said, "Then you have to think of an idea!"

Yu Degang showed an LSP expression and said, "I heard someone say a few days ago that there is a county lord named Sun Shangxiang in Eastern Wu, who only has a flower and a moon appearance, if you can make two children with me, wouldn't it be a dragon and phoenix Chengxiang?"

Pei Yanzhi nodded and said, "I've also heard of this person, but, lord, how can we marry this county lord?"

Yu Degang said with a wary face, "It's not us, it's me! Pay attention to your words!"

Pei Yanzhi said perfunctorily, "Okay, good, give it to you first!"

Yu Degang's eyes widened, he looked at Wang Jiulong next to him, and said, "What is this called, what is it called to give it to me first?

Wang Jiulong also said indignantly, "That's it, what comes first and what comes after, by the way, how many am I in the first place?"

Yu Degang kicked Wang Jiulong out.

Getting back to business, Yu Degang pondered for a moment and said, "I think, they Dongwu must send someone to propose marriage!"

Yes, that's how confident you are, you have to beg me to marry your lord!

Wang Jiulong came back and pointed at the door and said, "Hey, look, this is Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived!"

As soon as Pei Yanzhi and Yu De heard Cao Cao's name, they were so frightened that they hid behind the chair, and their movements were quite consistent.

The two looked out secretly, and Pei Yanzhi asked in a low voice, "What, why did Cao Cao call!"

Yu Degang also said with some trembling, "Strategist, what should I do?"

Pei Yanzhi said righteously, "Why don't we surrender!"

As soon as Yu De was across the table, he spat at Pei Yanzhi with a bang.

At this time, Wang Jiulong said with an embarrassed face, "Two, two, let's come out first!"

Yu Degang beckoned and said, "Fourth brother, you go out to resist for a while, and we'll go first!"

Saying that, Yu De was just about to run, but Wang Jiulong hurriedly stopped him and said, "Cao Cao didn't come, I just made an analogy!"

Yu Degang said with an embarrassed face, "Oh, you just made an analogy!

Pei Yanzhi on the other side also coughed lightly twice, hiding the embarrassment on his face, and stood up.

Yu Degang kicked Wang Jiulong's leg directly and kicked Zhao Yun to the ground.

Wang Jiulong asked with an aggrieved face, "Lord, what are you kicking me for?"

Yu Degang said lightly, "Your nickname is for example, I'm making an analogy!"