Chapter 334: Yu Degang is really an LSP (ask for a recommendation, ask for a monthly pass!)
Out of the door came a man wearing a red python, an official hat, and a black beard, and walked over with a smile on his face.
The audience couldn't stop applauding, this person was the cross talk actor Gao Feng, who had the same name as Pei Yanzhi's master.
Gao Feng's identity in the Dezheng Society is extraordinary, the current head teacher of the Dezheng Society, that is to say, all the children who come to the Dezheng Society to learn art, must go through the guidance of the high peak, if the peak thinks you are okay, will be recommended to Yu Degang and they accept apprentices, so the peak in the Dezheng Society can be regarded as "powerful".
Boss Gao's cross talk is also deeply loved by the audience, and his appearance also makes everyone applaud.
However, because Boss Gao is highly myopic and can't wear glasses when he plays, Boss Gao is now very careful when he walks, and he walked to the position of Jiulongkou with one foot deep and one foot shallow.
At this time, in Peking Opera, generally the actors who have just appeared on the stage have to read an introduction or a set poem, and the content of the poem is to summarize the identity and character of the person in the play.
And Boss Gao came here and took out a pair of allegro directly from his waist, and the audience couldn't help laughing.
Boss Gao said that the cross talk is remarkable, but the best thing is to sing Allegro, after all, he is the heir of the serious Wangpai Allegro, a thief who plays Allegro, and his mouth is particularly sharp.
Speaking of Allegro, there is a very interesting little story in Dezheng Society, everyone knows it, but they don't necessarily know what it's all about.
is that everyone knows that Brother Qian'er is the descendant of the high school, but Brother Qian'er never plays the board when he sings Allegro, no matter what the occasion, Brother Qian'er will not touch the Allegro, if you want to say that Brother Qian'er will not, this is a bit of a joke, in fact, there is a very big historical reason.
Yu Degang once said, "Brother Qian'er doesn't know how to play the board, unless he makes a very big mistake, he will play Allegro!" Many people know this sentence, but they don't know why Yu Degang said that.
This is going to start with Brother Qian'er's teacher, Brother Qian'er's master of the cross talk door is Mr. Shi Fukuan, and Brother Qian'er once learned Allegro from Mr. Gao Fengshan before worshipping Mr. Shi as a teacher, so the master of Brother Qian'er's Allegro is Mr. Gao Fengshan, and Mr. Gao Fengshan is Mr. Shi Fukuan's master.
In order for Guo Qian and Shi Fukuan not to have conflicts, Mr. Gao Fengshan did not allow Guo Qian to play Allegro.
Only in two cases can Guo Qian have the opportunity to pick up Allegro, the first is after the death of Mr. Shi Fukuan, and the second is that Guo Qian was expelled from Shi Fukuan, so Yu De just jokingly said that he would play Allegro unless he made a very big mistake.
After Boss Gao took out the Allegro, a series of crisp flower boards also dazzled everyone, and he opened his mouth to say a piece of Allegro book, and then he was satisfied with his Allegro into his arms.
Pei Yanzhi and Yu Degang glanced at each other, and Pei Yanzhi said, "That's it, under the bridge outside our house, listen to seven paragraphs for a penny!"
Yu Degang also nodded with deep feelings, and said, "Yes, you have to take care of my meal after listening!"
The two of them kept messing with Gao Feng, but Gao Feng said with a smile on his face, "Hey, you guys are jealous, nothing!"
Gao Feng hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I have to say my words quickly, or I'll forget it later!"
The audience below was also made to smile bitterly by Gao Feng's sincerity, and there were still people talking like this on stage!
Gao Feng hurriedly said, "I, Lu Fan, I was ordered by Zhou Yu, the governor of our family, Zhou Yu said that he wanted to marry a county lord to the emperor's uncle, isn't this coming, I want to trick him into coming to us to get married, and then put him under house arrest, let them return Jingzhou to us, that's the idea, drink, okay, I've memorized this paragraph for a month!"
Later, Pei Yanzhi also applauded and said, "Not bad, yes, this time I made three mistakes!"
Yu Degang also said with a look of surprise, "Oh, military advisor, you still listened carefully, I only heard the mistakes and omissions in two places!"
The two of them didn't care about Gao Feng's embarrassed face in front of them, and began to discuss what Gao Feng said just now in the back!
Gao Feng also hurriedly shouted, "Annoying, Lu Fan from Dongwu came to be a matchmaker!"
Wang Jiulong responded, came to Yu Degang, and said, "Lord, Dongwu Lu Fan is here to be a matchmaker!"
Yu Degang, who was chatting with Pei Yanzhi, also turned around and asked with a puzzled expression, "What did you say, Dongwu sent a female prisoner to be a matchmaker?"
"Poof", the audience below all laughed and slumped on the chair, Lu Fan, female prisoner, sure enough, the whole world likes to use homophonic stalks, Wang Jianguo is not alone!
Wang Jiulong also hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, this person's surname is Lu, Shuangkou Lu, Lu Fan!"
Yu Degang understood at this time and said, "Lu Fan, I know, please hurry up!"
Wang Jiulong walked outside and shouted, "Come in!"
The peak steps to go in, step by step deep and shallow, the sadness of myopia, who is short-sighted, who knows.
Yu Degang watched Gao Feng take these two steps, and said to Wang Jiulong next to him, "Hey, look at his two steps, exactly the same as his master!"
The master of the peak cross talk door is called Fan Zhenyu, and he is also an old artist, but he has passed away, because his legs and feet are not good, he is indeed as deep and shallow as Gao Feng when he walks.
Gao Feng stepped onto the stage and stood directly in front of Pei Yanzhi, blocking Pei Yanzhi tightly, but it is estimated that he didn't see where Pei Yanzhi was sitting clearly!
However, Yu Degang saw it and shouted, "Doctor Lu——"
Gao Feng also hurriedly bowed his hand and responded.
Yu Degang shook his sleeves and said, "You take two steps back, you block Zhuge Liang!"
Pei Yanzhi was also amused for a while, and it was really good.
Gao Feng glanced at Pei Yanzhi's position, and suddenly realized, and quickly took two steps back, revealing Pei Yanzhi.
The audience couldn't stop applauding wildly, Yu Degang's ability to hang up is definitely a first-class level.
Not only did the audience laugh, but even a few people on the stage couldn't help laughing, Gao Feng was a little embarrassed, he couldn't remember the words when he came up to sing, and when he laughed again, his words were about to be forgotten!
Gao Feng also said with a smile, "Don't laugh, I can't act yet, I forgot all the words if I don't speak!"
Everyone also forced a smile.
Yu Degang opened his mouth and asked, "Doctor Lu, what's the matter here?"
Gao Feng said, "I was ready to say it just now, but I didn't say it three times, Lu Fanna, on the order of Wu Hou, Wu Hou wants to marry his sister to Uncle Huang, and plans to work with him to destroy Cao and help protect the Han family, but ah, this old lady feels sorry for her daughter and refuses to marry far away, so please ask Uncle Huang where to go, I forgot!
Drink, okay, just such a paragraph, forgot the name of the place, and finally had to say that he went to Soochow to get married, and Boss Gao's memory is no one, it's weird, so long tongue twisters he can remember so porcelain, he can't remember these lines, it's really strange!
Hearing this, almost everyone saw that this was a beauty plan set by Dongwu, and wanted to trick Liu Bei into crossing the river.
Pei Yanzhi's eyes were also deep, and Yu Degang was on the side, looking like he had taken a long exam, brushing his hand on his mustache, revealing a sneer, and shouted, "Fourth brother!"
Everyone still thinks that Liu Bei is going to let Zhao Yun drive Lu Fan out, or directly kill this person, such a simple plan, do you think I Liu Bei is LSP?
Wang Jiulong arched his hand majestically and said, "Lord!"
Yu Degang sneered, then stood up, looked impatient, and said, "Prepare the horse!" Yu Degang was about to go out.
This time, the audience in the audience all laughed, and sure enough, it was LSP, for the sake of women, they didn't even want their lives.
Pei Yanzhi also looked caught off guard, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop Yu Degang and asked, "Lord, where are you going?"
Yu Degang said confidently, "Go to Soochow to get married, people asked me to go!"
Pei Yanzhi said with a wry smile, "According to me, there is fraud in this!"
As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi turned his head and glanced at Gao Feng, who had already "completed the task", no longer speaking, Gao Feng was already light, standing there was nothing to do, his eyes couldn't see clearly, and he didn't know what these people were talking about.
Wang Jiulong also echoed and said, "That's right, there is finally someone who understands, lord, if you go, I'm afraid it's more than lucky, it's better to be like this!"
As soon as Yu Degang heard that Wang Jiulong had an idea, he also made a gesture of deference, and Pei Yanzhi on the side was also curious to hear what this Zilong general could do.
Wang Jiulong had a serious face and said, "I'll go for you!"
The audience in the audience laughed and smoked, and they were really good brothers!
Yu De overthrew Wang Jiulong to the ground with a handful of anger, and said viciously, "Get out, are you talking about human words?"
Then Yu Degang turned his head to look at Pei Yanzhi and asked, "Then what am I afraid of when I go on a trip?"
Seeing that Liu Bei had to go, Pei Yanzhi also pondered for a moment and said, "If you have to go, then I have a humble opinion here!"
"Why didn't you say it earlier, I'll be beaten!" Wang Jiulong on the side also said with an unhappy face.
Pei Yanzhi said seriously, "If you want to go to Dongwu, you can do it, but ah, you have to equip a security guard!"
When Yu Degang heard this, he cried and said, "What is the use of this thing?"
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly persuaded him, "This is to protect you, I think General Zhao can take on this responsibility!"
Wang Jiulong took a step forward, pointed to his nose with his hand, and said, "Okay, I've become a security guard!"
Pei Yan beckoned and said, "General Zhao, come up with your ears!"
Yu Degang stepped aside and said, "You go over, let him tell you, my current memory is not old, and I have been infected by the peak!"
Wang Jiulong came to Pei Yanzhi's side, Pei Yanzhi covered the faces of the two with a feather fan, and then bit Wang Jiulong's ear, and Gao Feng next to him came over to listen with a curious face.
Wang Jiulong's face was disgusted, and he pushed Pei Yanzhi away and said, "Don't mumble, my ears are itching to death, just say anything straight!"
Pei Yanzhi came up again, and said with a smile, "According to me, you, follow our lord and go to Soochow, you have to be careful, I have three tips here,"
As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi came to the table behind him, took out three red envelopes, put them in Wang Jiulong's hands, and said, "At the critical moment, open it and look at it, it will definitely be useful!"
Wang Jiulong also said, "Thank you, military advisor!"
Wang Jiulong came to Yu Degang's side and said, "Lord, the military advisor has a clever plan here!"
Yu Degang blocked the bag in Wang Jiulong's hand with his hand, and said to the idle Gao Feng on the other side, "Doctor Lu, it's too late to repair the book, act according to the letter!"
Gao Feng also gave up, and finally finished it, turned his head and continued to go down with one foot deep and one foot shallow.
Looking at Gao Feng's back, Yu Degang also joked, "Hey, don't say it, this person from the Dongwu faction is quite unorthodox!
When Gao Feng heard this, he turned his head and shouted from afar, "Who is sitting in a seat, did you let me sit?"
After speaking, Gao Feng quickly turned his head and stepped down.
Yu Degang looked at Wang Jiulong and asked, "What's the matter, what did you say just now?"
Wang Jiulong hurriedly presented the bag and said, "O military advisor, gave us three bags, let us act according to the plan!"
Yu Degang said with a little frown, "I think this matter is quite unreliable, I think now our military advisor is a liar, by the way, didn't they all say that they want Zhuge Liang to step down from the altar!"
Pei Yanzhi said on the side, "I still have some ability, don't worry, lord!"
Yu Degang glanced at Wang Jiulong, who was eager to try, and said uneasily, "If this product goes with me, I am also very worried, he has been holding back to rob my market!"
Pei Yanzhi also echoed and said, "Yes, he doesn't look like a good person!"
Yu Degang glanced at the three envelopes in Wang Jiulong's hand, and said with some irritation, "What are you doing with the three envelopes?"
Wang Jiulong also followed the demolition and said, "Even so, I can't trust him!"
Pei Yanzhi said with a serious face, "It's useful, it's useful! This is the director's arrangement! If you don't take it, we won't be able to sing the later scenes!"
The audience in the audience was amused by this sentence, and the director's arrangement was okay.
Yu Degang couldn't help but be happy, and said, "I'm the director, why don't I remember my arrangement!"
Pei Yanzhi said seriously, "It's arranged, it's arranged, you nobleman is so forgetful!"
Yu Degang also shook his sleeves and said, "Okay, this is exact:"
Pei Yanzhi also set up a shelf on the side, ready to listen to Yu Degang read the last two lines of poetry, and then leave the field.
Yu Degang thought for a long time, and then said with a righteous face, "I'd rather give up one meal than two people!"
Everyone on the stage looked like they were about to fall, and the audience laughed.
Act I, the end.
After Pei Yan stepped down, he hurriedly changed his costume to Qiao Xuan, but he didn't need to make up his face anymore, anyway, this is a cross talk drama, not Peking Opera, and it doesn't need to be so rigorous, it's almost fine. 1603425792