Chapter 242: Xue Pinggui (Asking for Subscriptions, Asking for Recommendations, Asking for Monthly Tickets)
Pei Yanzhi also looked like he was dazzled by the loess, and his hands kept playing with his face.
Hu Ge sang proudly, "Hurry to the cold kiln." ”
After singing, Hu Ge turned his back to Pei Yanzhi, raised his right hand, let the water sleeve on his shoulder, and curled Tingting, as if floating, a circle, and went off the stage.
The audience below also applauded warmly, these few steps are really graceful and wonderful.
Pei Yanzhi waited until Hu Ge stepped down, accompanied by the beat of the drum, came to the middle of the stage, looked at the door, as if he saw Wang Baochuan who fled in the wilderness, and couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha"
Pei Yanzhi stroked the beard on the side of his cheek with his right hand, held the sword on his waist with his left hand, raised the thumb of his right hand, and sang,
"What a chaste Wang Baochuan,
Sure enough, I was tormented for me.
Don't ride a horse to get down,
Husband and wife meet in front of the cold kiln. ”
Pei Yanzhi came to the horsewhip, raised the horsewhip, and did not put it down, which showed that he did not ride a horse, but led the horse, followed behind Hu Ge, and went down.
After changing the props on the stage, Hu Ge came out of the door, looking like he was fleeing in a hurry, and after taking a few steps forward, he turned his head and looked back, as if he saw the person chasing behind, so he took two steps back and sang, "Wang Baochuan who walked in front"
Hu Ge sang as he walked forward, his steps hurried.
Pei Yanzhi held a horsewhip high and chased him out of the door, and the two began to walk around here.
The speed is from slow to fast, although Hu Ge's footsteps are small, but the frequency is extremely fast, and his upper body does not move, and his feet are floating forward as if he is stepping on the clouds, and Pei Yanzhi is chasing behind, his steps are calm, and his stride is large, and he is chasing behind with a proud face.
Xue Pingnan followed. ”
Hu Ge walked a few steps, then made a small turn, squatted on the ground, turned around, and shook his water sleeves, which was equivalent to getting into the cold kiln, and then came to the back, moved a chair, and put it in the place where she had just gotten in, which was equivalent to blocking the door of the kiln.
Hu Ge leaned on the chair with one hand and leaned back on the chair, looking panicked.
Pei Yanzhi came to the kiln, looked at the blocked kiln door, and couldn't help singing with a wry smile, "I will lock my husband outside this kiln." ”
When Hu Ge inside heard this, he was immediately furious, and said in vain, "Duh!
Hu Ge sang angrily,
"I said before that I was a soldier man,
Now he says that his husband will return it.
Said to see each other again,
It's useless to say that you can't tell!"
After singing, Hu Ge sat on a chair, with his back to the stage, covering his face with his water sleeves, looking sad.
Pei Yanzhi also sighed, holding his waist with one hand and the sword on his waist with the other, with a look of shame.
"When I mentioned it, my tears didn't dry"
A loud voice resounded throughout the audience, which attracted the applause and applause of the audience.
Pei Yanzhi also gestured and tapped the tears on his face with his sleeves, with a sad face.
"The husband and wife have suffered from the cold kiln,
Since the red-mane war,
The king of Tang drove to beg for officials,
After the military capital of the governor's mansion after me,
Thy father went up to the temple and put this ginseng,
Since Pangu stood on the earth,
How can there be a father-in-law who puts his son-in-law ginseng,
The Western Liang Kingdom rebelled,
Xue Pinggui became the forerunner,
The two armies want to fight on their behalf,
She took me off the saddle,
The grace of the old king,
Match the princess with a good fate,
The old king of Xiliang drove Yan,
All the martial arts protect me to be Yin'an,
On that day he sat in the temple of Yin'an,
Binhong Dayan spat out people's words,
Armed with a golden bow and silver bullets,
laid down half of the bloody shirt,
Unfold the shirt from the beginning,
Only then did I know that Wang Baochuan, who was suffering in the cold kiln,
Rush back day and night,
In order to go home and reunite with the husband and wife,
The third sister doesn't believe in pinching her fingers,
Eighteen years in a row. ”
This section of singing is quite skillful, Pei Yanzhi sang heartily, and told Wang Baochuan about his experience in the past ten years, and Hu Ge, who was sitting on the chair, also stood up after listening to it, looking at Pei Yanzhi outside the kiln, his heart was excited, uneasy, and a little puzzled and resentful.
Hu Ge sang in the kiln, "Since the son-in-law went home to turn around, take the blood book and look at it carefully!"
Pei Yanzhi turned his back to the past, opened his dragon arrow clothes, took out a silk book from his waist, and sang,
"The water returned to the sea for thousands of years, and the original was returned to Wang Baochuan. ”
After singing, Pei Yanzhi walked to the chair, and Hu Ge moved the chair slightly away from it and stuffed the silk book into it from there.
Hu Ge took the silk book, opened it, and looked at it from top to bottom, it was really the marriage book of the two of them, and he suddenly had mixed feelings, it turned out that the person outside was really his husband, but Wang Baochuan's heart was resentful and hateful, loving and annoyed, these eighteen years of life were really miserable!
Hu Ge couldn't stop shaking his head, with tears in his eyes, and sang,
"When I saw the blood book, I was so miserable,
Sure enough, it was the son-in-law who turned it back.
Open the kiln door and see you again,"
Hu Ge bent down, moved the chair away a little, and looked out, Pei Yanzhi also hurriedly walked over, and wanted to say something with a happy face.
However, I saw Hu Geqiao's face change sharply, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at Pei Yanzhi, "Huh!" Then, Hu Ge hurriedly put the chair back and blocked the kiln door.
Pei Yanzhi was also surprised, and didn't understand why Wang Baochuan had such a big reaction after seeing himself.
Hu Ge sang loudly in the kiln, "How can my husband have five locks of hair?"
It turned out that eighteen years later, Xue Pinggui was no longer the white-faced Xiaosheng when he left, but a middle-aged man with five willows under his chin.
Pei Yanzhi stretched out his hand to hold up his mustache, and couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly, singing,
"The third sister doesn't believe in Linghuazhao, and her appearance is not as good as in front of Cailou. ”
This opening, it's really an old scumbag, which means that you don't believe you to look in the mirror, and your current appearance is not as good as it was back then!
Hu Ge also looked around in the cold kiln, shook his head, and sang, "How can there be a rhombic mirror in the cold kiln?"
Pei Yanzhi said whitely outside, "Inside the basin." ”
Hu Ge came to the basin at this time, stroked his cheek with his hand, looked at the basin, shook his head incessantly, his face was sad, and he sang crying,
"Time is like an arrow urging people to grow old"
"Eighteen years old, I'm Wang Baochuan. ”
Hu Ge wiped his tears in the kiln, and then pretended to be reserved, "Since your son-in-law is back, you have to take a step back!"
Pei Yanzhi was a little puzzled, but he still took a step back!
Hu Ge continued, "Take another step back!"
Pei Yanzhi continued to take a step back.
Hu Ge stretched his voice and said, "I want you to take a step back."
Pei Yanyi stroked the mustache on the side of his cheeks, glanced behind him, and said with a wry smile, "Oh, my wife, there is no way back!"
Hu Ge said with a sad face, "If there is a road behind, you, you, you won't come back."
Hu Ge wiped his tears with his sleeve, and Pei Yanzhi was also ashamed outside the kiln, covering his face with his sleeves, and shaking his head incessantly.
Hu Ge pushed the chair away and sang,
"Open the kiln door and see you again!"
Hu Ge bent down, opened the kiln door, then squatted down, made a small roundabout, stood up, and walked out of the kiln.
Pei Yanzhi took a step forward with some excitement, and was about to reach out to help, but Hu Ge shook his water sleeves and forced him to take a step back!
"It's better to die in front of the kiln!"
Hu Ge was about to seek death, but Pei Yanzhi hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, "Wait, my wife!"
Looking at the unrelenting Hu Ge, Pei Yanzhi was also helpless, so he had to open his mouth and sing,
The third sister doesn't have to look for a short-term view, and kneels outside the kiln for her husband. ”
Before Pei Yanzhi knelt down, he looked around cautiously, and saw that there was no one near the front of the square, so he lifted the sleeves of his robe and knelt down.
At this moment, Wang Baochuan suddenly felt that the suffering he had suffered over the years was not in vain, because since ancient times, how could there be a reason for a husband to kneel to his wife, and suddenly his face turned cloudy, revealing a trace of disgust, and stretched out his finger to point at him fiercely.
"Walked forward and held it with his hand. Hu Ge held Pei Yanzhi's arm and hugged him, and the two saw each other again.
Hu Ge also felt that it was not good for the two of them to stand outside the kiln door and talk, so he bent down and entered the cold kiln.
Pei Yanzhi saw Hu Ge entering, and he hurriedly followed, but because of his tall stature, his head still touched the door of the kiln, and he couldn't help but reach out to support his forehead to relieve the pain a little.
Hu Ge saw Pei Yanzhi hit his head in the kiln, and he also smiled.
Pei Yanzhi also had no choice but to bend down deeply, a small roundabout, and then entered the kiln.
Hu Ge walked to the door of the kiln, closed the door of the kiln, and then the two said goodbye.
Hu Ge opened his mouth and sang, "What kind of official have you been in the past eighteen years?"
The two sat down separately and began to talk.
Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and said, "I can enter the kiln, and I don't ask for the word "hunger and cold", just ask me to be an official, is it not possible to eat and wear officials?"
Hu Ge couldn't help but glance at him, and said in vain, "You can enter the kiln, and you don't ask your wife the word "hunger and cold". ”
Pei Yan asked with a puzzled face, "I also stayed with you to settle down." ”
Hu Ge was curious, "What is the use?"
Pei Yan had an atmospheric appearance, "Ten loads of dry firewood, eight buckets of old rice." ”
Hu Ge almost laughed out loud, "Those ten loads of dry firewood, eight buckets of old rice, slow to say that they are eaten, even if they are counted, they have also counted them." ”
Pei Yanzhi said with some dissatisfaction, "You should borrow it." ”
Hu Ge smiled and asked, "Where to borrow?"
Pei Yan said as a matter of course, "Xiangfu will borrow it." ”
After all, this Wang Baochuan is Prime Minister Wang's third girl, and it should be natural to borrow some food and clothing!
However, Hu Ge's pretty face changed slightly, and he said indifferently, "Since you left, I have never entered the Prime Minister's Mansion." ”
When Pei Yanyi heard this, he was also surprised, and couldn't help but stand up, looked at Hu Ge, and asked closely, "Oh, haven't you entered the Prime Minister's Mansion?"
Hu Ge sat there steadily, his face did not change, and said, "Yes." ”
Pei Yanzhi changed color when he heard the words, his face was angry for a while, and he arched his hand and said, "I am so ambitious! ”
Hu Ge stretched out his hand to stop him, and asked puzzledly, "Where are you going?"
Pei Yanzhi's face was angry, and he said, "Go to the Prime Minister's Mansion to count the grain." ”
Hu Ge said angrily, "My father is sick." ”
Pei Yanzhi's anger decreased slightly, and he asked, "What disease does he have?"
The corners of Hu Ge's mouth curled slightly, and he tapped Pei Yanzhi's shoulder with his hand, and said, "He can't see your illness." ”
Pei Yanzhi realized at this time, couldn't help laughing, and said, "Oh, he can't see me? One day, when I was on the throne, he led the horse with me and pedaled, hehe! I still think he's old!"
Hu Ge covered his smile and said, "Ah, Xue Lang, you have to wake up and talk." ”
Pei Yanzhi was calm and said, "I haven't fallen asleep." ”
Hu Ge said disdainfully, "Every dream!"
Pei Yan said proudly, "To tell the truth, there is a way to be a dragon and a treasure!"
Hu Ge shook his sleeves angrily and said, "If you have a treasure, you will offer a treasure!"
Pei Yanzhi leaned over and said with a look of shame, "What if there is no treasure?"
Hu Ge glanced at Pei Yanzhi's forehead with disgust, and said, "Look at your current treasure!"
The two flirted on stage, although they knew that Hu Ge was a man, Han Caiwei in the audience was also quite unhappy, and Zhang Na, who was sitting on the side, was also trembling and said, "Since I know that he is not a woman, I feel weird, it's hard for your husband!"
Han Caiwei's pretty face turned crimson, slapped Zhang Na lightly, snorted, and said, "What husband, who said he was going to marry him!"
Zhang Na also said perfunctorily, "I know, I know, you don't marry him!"
Han Caiwei looked at Zhang Na with phoenix eyes again, Zhang Na's face was innocent, "Grandma, can't you follow you?"
At this time, Pei Yanzhi on the stage spoke, "The third sister looks at the treasure." ”
Pei Yanzhi straightened his crown and hat, stroked his mustache, and sang,
"On the head a whole felt hat,
The body trembled the dragon robe,
Take out the Pan Bang Bao from the waist,
The third sister took it and took a closer look. ”
Pei Yanyi turned around and took out a small jade seal from his waist, which was the jade seal of the lord of the Xiliang Kingdom. Golden cancan, bright and bright, warm as jade in your hand, what a good baby!
Hu Ge stretched out his hand to take the jade seal, looked at the treasure up and down with a happy face, and couldn't help but speak, "Ah!"
Hu Ge couldn't help but take this treasure and walked around the kiln, feeling that the entire kiln was bright, and couldn't help but be ecstatic, his eighteen years of suffering were really not in vain, isn't this just bitterness!
And after Pei Yanzhi handed over the jade seal to Hu Ge, he sat firmly in his position, and even cocked Erlang's legs, looking complacent and high.
A wife is more expensive than a husband.
Hu Ge also sang with a happy face,
"Take the Ban Bao with your hand,
Sure enough, the golden light filled the kiln.
Go forward and fall to your knees,
Xue Lang came forward to ask for the title!"
I saw Hu Ge come to Pei Yanzhi with a shy face, slowly squatted down, knelt in front of Pei Yanzhi on both knees, and looked at the person in front of him with a look of adoration.