Pei Yanzhi held his mustache with his hand and sang, "August 15 is bright", which attracted countless applause, the treble is bright and steady, the breath is long, the style is sophisticated, the eyes are firm, and there is no bad place in the whole body.

Hu Ge interrupted Pei Yanzhi's singing and said, "Stay, in the barracks, there is not even a light?"

Pei Yanzhi said with a wry smile, "It's hard in the barracks, where is the light on!"

Hu Ge asked suspiciously, "What is it?"

"Haoyue, when the sky" shouted, Pei Yanzhi was ready to sing.

Hu Ge also looked into the distance thoughtfully.

"Brother Xue is repairing books under the moon. ”

When Hu Ge heard this, he sang with a shy face, "I asked him how he came?"

"He's good. ”

"Ask him again?"

"It's peaceful. ”

"Three meals of tea and rice,"

"There are small armies. ”

"The clothes are torn,"

"Someone sews it. Brother Xue has been unlucky in the past few years, and he was tortured on the west road of Nazheng. ”

Hearing this, Hu Ge's face also changed greatly, and he hurriedly said, "Tortured?

"Yes! ”

"How many hits?"

"Forty sticks. ”

Hearing this, Hu Ge suddenly became sad, couldn't stop sobbing, tears also fell, he tapped his face with his sleeves, and said tragically, "Hey, my hard-working husband!"

Pei Yanzhi looked at Hu Ge who couldn't stop crying, with a narrow smile on his face, with a smile in his eyes, he slowly approached Hu Ge, and said, "Sister-in-law doesn't have to cry bitterly, is this bitter?

Speaking the last sentence, Pei Yanzhi once again gently put his hand on Hu Ge's shoulder!

As if he had been shocked, Hu Ge quickly reached out and knocked off Pei Yanzhi's hand, and shouted angrily, "You give me a farther away!"

Pei Yanzhi laughed proudly, he was an old scumbag as soon as he made a move!

Han Caiwei in the audience looked at the triumphant Pei Yanzhi, and couldn't help but snort secretly, how could he act so similar, could it be him

Pei Yanzhi suddenly felt a chill down his spine again, who was talking about himself!

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang, "I lost a horse in the camp!"

A hint of uncertainty flashed in Hu Ge's eyes, and he asked, "Is it an official horse or a private horse?"

"Naturally, it's an official horse. ”

"Since you are an official horse, don't you want to pay for it?"

Pei Yan said disdainfully, "Even if he doesn't pay!"

Hu Ge clapped his hands with a sad face, shook his head and said, "Oh, how can he have a lot of money to lose his horse?"

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile, "Naturally!"

Pei Yanzhi continued to sing, "Because of the loss of the horse, he borrowed ten taels of silver from me. ”

Hu Ge frowned slightly, a little unconvinced, and asked, "How much money and food do you eat in the barracks?"

"One copy. ”

"What about me, Xue Lang?"

"It's also a copy. ”

Hu Ge waved his hand again and again, and said, "You are the same, how can you have the money to lend to him?"

Pei Yan said with an innocent face, "Sister-in-law doesn't know, my eldest brother Xue is a merry man!"

Hearing this, Hu Ge's eyes widened, and he looked at Pei Yanzhi in surprise, looking like what you were talking about.

Pei Yanzhi counted Hu Ge with his hands with a serious face, "Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble do everything, I'm really not afraid of your jokes, sister-in-law, the army is from a poor background, so he accumulated a few taels of silver and borrowed it to pay off the horse." ”

Hu Ge looked incredulous, waved his hand slightly, and said, "That's not right!"

"How?"

"My Xue Lang, he is also from a poor background, and he never knows how to spend money!"

Hearing this, Pei Yanzhi couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to support his beard, and said with a narrow face, "Oh, my brother Xue, I only found out today that you are also from a poor background, hahaha!"

Hu Ge was full of shame, and said in a low voice, "Oh, I didn't expect to be teased by him!"

Pei Yanzhi continued to sing, "Benli is twenty taels, and he has never paid me back half a cent." ”

Hu Ge said angrily, "You should ask him!"

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile, "It's in vain if he doesn't have anything." ”

"You should ask him for scolding!"

"Doesn't it hurt the harmony of my friends? ”

Hu Ge glanced at the sword in Pei Yanzhi's waist and asked, "What's in your belt?"

"Self-defense sword. ”

Hu Ge gritted his teeth and said, "Ah, kill him, you should ask him!"

"Don't you pay for your life if you kill someone!"

"Could it be that you don't want this silver?" Hu Ge couldn't help but get closer when he heard Pei Yanzhi say this.

Pei Yanyi saw Hu Ge approaching him, and couldn't help but move in his heart, and reached out to shake her hand, and said, "Well, there is a way that is hard to give up good money!"

Hu Ge was also quick-eyed, and quickly took a few steps back, and the anger and depression in his heart became even more serious.

"You give me a little farther away!"

Pei Yanzhi laughed and sang, "The second time I went to the camp to ask for it, he said: In Chang'an City, there is a Wang Baochuan. ”

When Hu Ge heard this, he quickly interrupted him, and said puzzledly, "Stop!

"No, it shouldn't. ”

"I owe you?"

"No, no. ”

Hu Ge was so angry that he shook his sleeves and said angrily, "I shouldn't owe it, what are you doing with her?"

Pei Yanzhi asked with a wicked smile, "Let me ask you, this father's debt?"

"Son also!"

"What about this husband's debt?"

"This wife" Hu Ge was speechless for a moment!

Pei Yanzhi took a step closer and asked with a hippie smile, "How is this wife?"

Hu Ge waved his water sleeve with a disgusted face, pinched the water sleeve in his hand, turned around with hatred, walked two steps quickly, turned his head and said, "Wife doesn't care!"

Pei Yanzhi also laughed, and said, "Oh! She pushed it clean! In my opinion, this sweat has to come out of this patient's body!" With that, Pei Yanzhi wanted to walk over and pat the other party's shoulder again.

But Hu Ge had already taken precautions, and his sleeves flicked, allowing Pei Yanzhi to return in vain.

Sorry, your friends won't allow you to "take a picture"!

Pei Yanzhi was not annoyed, and sang with a smile, "Brother Xue has no money to sell his wife, and he sells his sister-in-law to the people who are in the army." ”

Hearing this, Hu Ge's face was also pale, his eyes were frightened, he walked a few steps quickly, and came to Pei Yanzhi's side, but he still looked at him vigilantly, lest he make a move.

"Which one is a soldier?"

Pei Yanzhi patted his waist with his hand, pointed at himself, and said with a smile, "It's me." ”

"What proof is that?"

"There is a marriage certificate as proof!"

When Hu Ge heard that there was a marriage certificate, he was shocked, and hurriedly said, "Show it to me." ”

Pei Yanzhi couldn't help but froze, rolled his eyes, waved his hand, and said, "Uh! Look at you now, you are also a person with anger, the marriage certificate was taken by you, and the three handfuls were torn apart, wouldn't the army be left with one person and two money!"

"What do you think?"

"In my opinion, go to the front village, please come out of the three old and four young, and see the same demolition. ”

With sadness in his eyes, Hu Ge took a step forward and asked, "Is this serious?"

Pei Yanzhi said proudly, "Seriously!"

Hu Ge took another step forward, his face became even more sad, and asked, "Sure enough?"

Pei Yanzhi said triumphantly, "Which one can't coax you!"

Hu Ge's face was sad, his face showed despair, he raised his right hand above his head, and his water sleeves hung down and fell on his shoulders, with a sad face.

"Ah, a ruthless bandit!"

When Pei Yanzhi heard this, he also covered his face with his hand, and said with a smile, "She scolded her!"

Hu Ge opened his mouth and scolded angrily,

Pointing at Xiliang and scolding,

The unrighteous robber scolded a few times.

My wife will not bring the prime minister into the house for you,

My wife lost the father-daughter relationship for you.

Since the husband sells his slaves,

Who are the people of the three media and six certificates?"

Next, it is the most classic duet of Wujiapo, and Pei Yanzhi does not dare to slack off.

The rhythm of the huqin was changed and it became a flowing water.

Pei Yanzhi said proudly,

"Su Long and Wei Hu are the media,

Prime Minister Wang Cheng is my officiant. ”

Hearing this, Hu Ge, who was originally sad and sad, also had a certain eyeball, a trace of doubt appeared on his face, and he sang,

"I don't know when I mention others,

That Su Long and Wei Hu are in-laws.

You and I are in the same way,

You can tell the difference between the three of you. ”

Pei Yanzhi waved his hand and sang,

"The three of them have a grudge against me,

If you grit your teeth, you won't admit it. ”

Seeing that Pei Yanzhi said this, Hu Ge's heart became more and more bottomed,

"My father was an official in the court,

The house is full of gold and silver,

How much is the profit and interest?

Ordered someone to send it to Naxi Liangchuan. ”

When Pei Yanyi heard this, he also played a trick on Laipi,

"One hundred and eight stations in Xiliangchuan,

I don't want money for the army. ”

When Hu Ge heard this, he was also furious,

"I entered the Prime Minister's Mansion and said to my father,

Order a few family members to tie you up.

Send you to the magistrate's office,

Hit the board, put the flail on the stick,

Throw the south prison, imprisoned,

It's easy for you to think about it, but it's hard for you to retreat. ”

Pei Yanyi saw that Hu Ge was in a hurry, and suddenly became triolatory,

"Sister-in-law speaks unreasonably,

Even if a humble person becomes an official.

I'll take care of it outside the ya,

Call sister-in-law, you cut us off. ”

Seeing that Pei Yanzhi was going to be a scoundrel again, Hu Ge was also very anxious and scolded,

"The military master is going to speak wildly,

Lying to me is like deceiving the heavens.

Wu Jia Po asked in front of him,

Chaste martyr, I Wang Baochuan. ”

When Pei Yan heard this, he was overjoyed, but he still wanted to continue to test again, so he reached into his waist, took out a silver ingot, and sang,

"What a chaste king Bao Chuan,

All kinds of teasing are in vain,

And he took out of his loins a silver ingot,

Put your hand on the horizon,

This ingot of silver, three, two, three,

Take it back, put it home in peace,

Buy ayara, make clothes,

Playing jewelry, placing hairpin rings,

Be a teenager and a couple, let's live in a few years. ”

With these words, the angry Hu Ge also collided with Venus in front of him, he had never seen such a brazen person, pulling the water sleeve of his right hand with his left hand, stretching out his jade finger, pointing at the silver two on the ground, and singing with disdain,

"I don't want this ingot.

With your mother,"

This sentence, Hu Ge pointed at Pei Yanzhi's nose and sang viciously.

Pei Yanzhi was also taken by the other party's momentum, and hurriedly took a step back and waved his hand, "Eh"

Hu Ge continued to scold,

"Money to settle down with your mother,

Buy white cloth, sew white shirts,

Buy white paper, paste white flags,

The name of being a filial son was passed down that day. ”

Pei Yan sang with an unhappy face,

"It's a martyr who shouldn't stand in front of the door,

Why is it on the side of the avenue?

For the sake of the army, this bad intention,"

This high-pitched sentence drew a perfect end to this classic singing segment, and the audience applauded wildly, this paragraph was too enjoyable to listen to, not only the singing was good, but the style of the two people was also not said.

Hu Ge's expression of shame and anger and scolding is also very subtle, and Pei Yanzhi's tired appearance also makes the audience hate itchy.

Pei Yanyi bent down, picked up the silver taels on the ground, put them back on his waist, and then stood with his back to the stage.

At this time, the rhythm of the band has also changed dramatically, and the sound of small gongs and drums has become a little rapid, which shows that Hu Ge is coming.

I saw that his eyes were erratic, because Pei Yanzhi's words indicated that the person in front of him was already angry, although Wang Baochuan hated this person for molesting him, but after seeing him angry, he was also terrified.

kept rubbing his hands, kept pacing, and the expression on his face was also very miserable.

Pei Yanzhi came to the position of his horsewhip, bent down to pick up the horsewhip, and slowly came to Hu Ge.

Hu Ge, on the other hand, was taken aback and hurriedly took two steps back.

I saw Pei Yanyi raise his feet, hit his shoes with a horsewhip, made a movement to get on the horse, and sang, "Come on, come on, get on the horse, one horse and two straddles to Xiliangchuan." ”

After singing, Pei Yanzhi glanced at Hu Ge and said, "Get on the horse!"

Hu Ge pulled the water sleeve of his right hand with his left hand, put his right hand on his cheek, looked at Pei Yanzhi blankly, and couldn't help sighing, "Ah!"

Hu Ge put his sleeves in front of his face and opened his mouth to sing,

"When I saw that the military master changed his face,

Frightened Bao Chuan's heart,

Bow your head and your heart will turn darkly,"

I saw Hu Ge's left hand raised, his sleeves blocking Pei Yanzhi's sight, and the four fingers of his right hand were placed in front of his chest, trembling incessantly, making a thoughtful appearance, and his eyes kept rolling from side to side.

I saw that Hu Ge suddenly showed a trace of uneasiness, and said, "Master Jun, someone is here over there!"

Pei Yanzhi believed that it was true, and hurriedly looked in the direction he pointed, and said, "Where?"

Hu Ge pulled the water sleeve with his hand and pointed with his hand, "There!"

Pei Yanzhi walked around the stage and asked, "Where?"

At this time, Hu Ge squatted down, picked up the small bamboo basket, hid it behind him, and shouted loudly, "There"

I saw Hu Ge with his hands behind his back, his upper body not moving, just looking at his two feet as if he was stepping on the clouds, running lightly on the stage, following behind Pei Yanzhi, to the center of the stage, Hu Ge bent down and grabbed a handful on the ground, his right hand shook slightly, just at this time Pei Yanzhi turned his head, only to see Hu Ge shake his water sleeves, and shouted, "Duh!"

It turned out that Wang Baochuan grabbed a handful of loess on the ground and directly smashed it all into the face of the defenseless Xue Pinggui!

This time, the audience also caused a series of laughter.