Guo Qian said solemnly, "I heard you say such a long paragraph just now, although it is very sensual and shameless, but I still feel your embarrassment, oh no, I feel your true feelings, but there is a sentence in it, you said that from now on you will only be good to my sister alone, I want to ask Uncle Huang, if I let you be superior among my sister and your brothers, how will you choose?"

The audience below is also coaxing, this problem may not be a problem for others, but for Liu Bei, it can be said to be to the point, because Liu Bei has been mixed up until now, mainly relying on the strong help of his brothers.

Even Wang Jiulong, who was standing next to him, looked serious, wanting to hear what Yu Degang would say.

Yu Degang said with a smile, "As the saying goes, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever dares to touch my siblings, I will wear whomever clothes, hey! No, it's wrong, start again!"

The audience in the audience also burst into laughter, what a colloquialism, is this the meaning of this proverb? Sure enough, he was the first person to misinterpret the proverb.

This sentence itself is actually from Liu Bei's mouth in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", when Zhang Fei guarded Xuzhou, drank and made a mistake, but Xuzhou was lost, leaving Liu Bei's wife in Xuzhou City, Zhang Fei was ashamed and angry, and wanted to commit suicide to apologize, but Liu Bei said this sentence, and the following words were actually "Clothes are torn, but they can be sewn; Broken hands and feet, encore?"

Yu Degang said again, "Brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, whoever wears my clothes, I cut off whose hands and feet, hey? This is also quite awkward! Anyway, that's it, but there is another song that once said about friendship, don't Chitose know?"

Guo Qian asked with a blank face, "Haven't you heard of a song about friendship?"

Yu Degang sang with a wicked smile, "Speaking of friends, friends are not relatives,"

The audience below can hear it at once, Yu Degang is singing the social song "The Great Truth" of the Dezheng Society, as long as it is an old audience of the Dezheng Society, no one does not know this paragraph, for the Dezheng Society, this "The Great Truth" is the same as the "Unforgettable Tonight" of the Spring Festival Gala, as long as it is sung, it is about to end.

At this time, Pei Yanzhi leaned over and actually took the place of Brother Qian'er to praise Yu Degang.

"Say a friend, (friend?)"

"Friends aren't kisses, (friends aren't close!)"

"Friends are people who meet on the road, (Pingshui meet!)"

"The human heart is not enough, this snake swallows the elephant, (it is not ladylike when you meet people!)"

"A friend who turns his face is an enemy. (It's all for profit!)"

"If you want to say kiss, (what?)"

"The audience —— (it's the truth!)"

"The audience and actors are heart-to-heart, (sincerity for sincerity!)"

"I remember that there was such an old saying in the early years, (how to say it)"

"There is no gentleman who does not raise an artist, (it all depends on the care of his parents!)"

"Yesterday I came to Saibei in the wind and snow, (this is a performance in the north!)"

"Today, the peach and apricot in the south of the Yangtze River compete for spring, (the south also has to act!)"

"I advise you, don't get rid of the wine and wealth, (yes, you stay away from these things!)"

"Don't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, (it's not a good habit!)"

"It's okay, just come in this Dezheng Society (by the way, please recognize, Dezheng Society!)"

"Listen to two cross talk and scatter your heart, (the cross talk here is the best in the world!)"

Yu Degang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Pei Yanzhi, okay, I have offended enough people, don't make trouble for me.

"Hold your fists and bow your hands to honor the ranks, and I wish you all - to attract wealth and enter the treasure and enter the gold ——"

After singing this paragraph, Yu Degang also had tears in his eyes, and everyone also clasped their fists together in the audience.

Guo Qian also sighed, and looked at Pei Yan meaningfully, except for him and Yu Degang, no one else knew here, in fact, this paragraph was all improvised by Pei Yanzhi himself, and he had never talked to Yu Degang once, when Pei Yanzhi came out to say the first sentence, he obviously saw the surprise and joy in Yu Degang's eyes.

You know, all along, Yu Degang has only been a partner with two people since the establishment of Dezheng Society, and his partner before Guo Qian is Zhang Wushun, last year, when Dezheng Society sang "Dingjun Mountain", Mr. Zhang Wushun also played the role of Yan Yan, the general Yan Yan, and his spirit was still very full, but he suddenly fell ill and died soon after being sent to the hospital.

The death of Mr. Zhang Wushun is a very big blow to Degang, because this one can be said to be his bosom friend, Yu Degang said in the show before, when Dezheng Club just started, there were only three people, one of them was Zhang Wushun, this is a veteran-level cross talk actor, and the most talked-about thing is that Mr. Zhang Wushun belongs to everything, no matter what you say, the old gentleman can give you praise, so Yu Degang was singing "The Big Truth" back then , only Mr. Zhang Wushun can interject and make the show more exciting.

And what made Yu Degang very moved was that Pei Yanzhi praised himself for "The Big Truth", which made him suddenly have a feeling of Mr. Zhang, not only tightly, but also very well held, and the words were also very good, not those words "aha, this is", it can be seen that Pei Yanzhi is also attentive, which makes Yu Degang very moved.

But the play hasn't finished yet, so Yu Degang suppressed the emotion in his heart and said, "Chitose, what do you think of me?"

Guo Qian also shouted, "What kind of mess, where is Jia Hua?"

Suddenly, a loud shout came from the direction of the door of the field, "Chenlaiye!"

I saw a young man like a bamboo pole, wearing a blue arrow suit, with a black flag tied behind him, painting an inverted ingots face, holding a big knife in his hand, and walking on the stage with a majestic appearance.

Originally, everyone hadn't seen who this person was, but as soon as they heard this thing speak, the audience below burst into laughter, it turned out to be you!

"The kid was born bold, and he is bent on killing Liu Bei!"

The audience also shouted,

"Old Qin!"

"Fool!"

"Silly old Qin!"

I saw that Qin Xiaoxian was furious when he heard this, and he stopped singing, and shouted loudly at the audience, "I'm not stupid!

The audience also shouted, "You stupid!"

"I'm not stupid!"

"You're stupid!"

......

Lao Qin's brain is really valuable, because it has never been used.

Guo Qian saw that this product was more serious than the audience, and he was also helpless, and shouted, "Jia Hua, take Liu Bei down for me!"

I only heard Zhou Jiuliang inside shouting, "Bold! Liu Bei's little song just now sang well, the Empress Dowager likes to listen to this little tune, I agree to recruit him as a son-in-law, everyone agrees to disagree!"

The others all raised their hands and voted unanimously.

Looking at Lao Qin, who was disdainful of the performance on the stage, everyone let out a sigh of "this fool".

But the play still has to continue to sing, Zhou Jiuliang shouted, "Come on, go take that stupid boy down for me and bring it in!"

Lao Qin was arguing with the audience about the philosophical proposition of whether he was stupid or not, and he was dragged away by several senior brothers, and these people all said with disgust, "What about singing here, you go and compare with the audience, do you say you are stupid?"

Lao Qin was dragged away, but he still said tenaciously, "I'm not stupid, I'm just a little unsmart!"

Lao Qin suddenly reacted, I'll go, it seems like I'm singing now, hey!

Lao Qin shouted loudly, "I didn't say a whole word when I came to the stage, and you took me down!"

These senior brothers also felt that this product was too embarrassing, and their subordinates also used a little strength, which made Lao Qin also a little painful, and couldn't help shouting, "Senior brothers, keep your hands, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

The audience in the audience also said with a distressed face, "You all light, don't you know that he is stupid, and he is still working so hard, isn't this bullying a fool?"

Obviously he was helping himself, but Lao Qin was not happy after hearing it, but he also knew that he couldn't be more serious with the audience at this time, so he secretly noted the appearance of this audience, and prepared to go to the parking lot to continue to debate with her about the philosophical proposition of "I'm not stupid".

Yu Degang also hurriedly came out to stop him, and said, "Queen Mother, wait, kill this person, Yu Er's flower candle is not good!"

Zhou Jiuliang pondered for a moment and said, "Well, for the sake of Uncle Huang's face, spare you from death, and thank Uncle Huang for sparing his life!"

Lao Qin stood up, walked in front of Yu Degang with a blank face, knelt down on one knee, and said, "Thank you Master for sparing your life!"

Yu Degang also supported his forehead with his hand, and he was really an iron man.

Looking at Yu Degang's expression, Lao Qin also realized it later, and quickly changed his words and said, "No, thank you Uncle Huang for sparing his life!"

Yu Degang also sighed and said, "That's it, thank you Queen Mother!"

Lao Qin knelt down on one knee at Zhou Jiuliang and said, "Thank you Queen Mother!"

Zhou Jiuliang said, "Thank you for a thousand years!"

Lao Qin knelt down on one knee at Guo Qian again and said, "Thank you Chitose!"

Guo Qian said, "Thank you Xiangguo!"

Lao Qin looked around, Xiangguo, who is Xiangguo, what is Xiangguo?

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly pointed to his nose, Lao Qin suddenly realized, and said with a grateful face, "Thank you Xiangguo!"

In fact, there is still below, let him go and thank the palace and the guards behind, but Pei Yanzhi is really a little unbearable, you can't really play fools as fools, so he said directly, "Okay, you go down!"

Lao Qin was also stunned for a moment, in fact, Lao Qin is not stupid, he is just slow to react to some things, so others seem to think he is stupid, and he also likes to be more serious, so it has become the current situation.

Mainly because Lao Qin's seniority is too low, Yunhe Jiuxiao, this is Yu Degang's four apprentices, Lao Qin is from the Xiao Character Family, and he belongs to the existence with the lowest status among the apprentices.

The rank of Dezheng Society is very particular, I remember that at the earliest, when Yue Yunpeng had not formally apprenticed to Yu Degang, that is, when he had not given him the word "cloud", he once sat in a car with a senior brother of the cloud character department, and after he went up, he sat down first, and the senior brother directly asked him to roll down, is this where you sit, do you have the word cloud? Yue Yunpeng could only obediently say sorry, and then stood up and went down.

Although this story is a bit extreme, it also illustrates that the most important thing in this traditional master-apprentice relationship in the art group is the generational relationship and rules.

There is such a saying in the cross talk world, almost everyone knows that there is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage.

That is to say, when you are on stage, you can joke casually, but the object of your jokes must be insiders, and it is best to be friends, close friends, otherwise there will be problems, but when you see Master, Uncle and Brother offstage, you should call someone to call someone, you should bow and bow, this is the rule, there are no rules.

There will always be such a thing as rules, since you can't break him, just obey them honestly.

Lao Qin knew that Pei Yanzhi was facing him, so he smiled at Pei Yanzhi and said, "Thank you Xiangguo!"

Speaking of fun, Qin Xiaoxian was about to step down from the stage, but at this time, his pants fell off, and suddenly the entire theater fell silent, and a pair of bright red underwear was revealed.

The audience was also shocked for a moment, and then they also let out a deafening "Huh-", and everyone on the stage didn't react, I'll go, it's too exciting!

Qin Xiaoxian was also stunned in place, and he didn't know what to do, holding a big knife in his hand, looking down at his pants that had fallen to the ground, and suddenly fell into deep thought.

It was too late, it was too late, Pei Yanzhi, who was sitting on the side, stepped forward with an arrow, blocked Qin Xiaoxian's "spring" with his body, and said in a low voice, "Silly boy, don't hurry up and put your pants on!"

Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized this, but under the nervousness, he was about to lift his pants with a big knife, Pei Yanzhi also looked unbearable, and said, "How can you lift your pants with a big knife, won't you throw them away?"

Qin Xiaoxian glanced at the big knife in his hand, as if to say, who put a knife in my hand, who did it.

Qin Xiaoxian threw down the big knife in his hand and hurriedly put his pants on.

In fact, you can't blame Qin Xiaoxian, the main thing is that this kid is too thin, and the costumes are generally a little big, so that anyone can wear them, but Qin Xiaoxian is 1.83 meters tall, and his weight is less than 110 pounds, which is a lot thinner than ordinary women, so his waist is also very thin, and this colored pants are worn on his body, which looks too wide, and he is a role, and he has to hang some weapons on his waist, Pei Yanzhi has just performed "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang" Inside, Jia Hua has a shot of taking down seven or eight weapons from his body, although there are not so many things on Qin Xiaoxian's body, there are also a few.

As a result, the first was because of the thin waist, and the second was because something was falling, and as a result, this made Qin Xiaoxian appear on the stage.

Yu Degang also closed his eyes behind him, and he couldn't bear to look at it!

Lao Qin's red underwear is another famous scene.