Pei Yanzhi said in a humorous Ma Pai Nianbai, "This general, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, is a native of Changshan in Zhending Mansion, and he has won a hundred battles, and is later known as General Changsheng. It's just because, in front of the Changban Slope, there was a fierce battle, that Zhao Yun, single-handedly, broke into the Cao camp, cut down two shots of Daxu, captured three guns, and the horse fell into the pit, which was worthy of death. Cao Mengde saw a young general wearing a white general, white helmet, white armor and white flag, riding a white dragon horse, and making a bright silver spear on the mountain, which was really a brave general. I thought: If I accept this general, why worry about the big thing! There is a sense of love for the general in my heart, and Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun, and Xu Shu enters Cao Ying without saying a word. Today, when I saw General Zhao's horse falling into the pit and being able to abandon his life, he respected: "Does the prime minister have the intention of loving generals?" Cao Cao said: "Exactly." Xu Shu said: "Why don't you take this general in!" Cao Cao hurriedly ordered: "Order out of the mountain to shake, the three armies are clear, I want to live Zhao Yun, don't die Zilong." If one soldier and one general injure General Zhao's life, 830,000 horses and 51 generals will fight with him. When the generals heard this, they did not dare to move forward, but only to retreat. Zhao Yun, one battle with a young master, the second battle of the general bravery, killing seven in and seven out,......"

This paragraph is the famous "reckless man" in the cross talk, although this reckless person is talking about Zhang Fei, but the previous paragraph describing Zhao Yun is also very exciting, so after Pei Yanzhi consulted Yu Degang, he took out this paragraph and put it here, which is also very appropriate.

The audience below also applauded wildly, the Ma faction in Peking Opera listened to a lot of recitation, and the reckless people on the eight screens in the cross talk were about to memorize, but the reckless people of the Ma faction, this is the first time in the world, even the old-timer who created this paragraph would not have thought that future generations would use the way of Peking Opera to perform this passage.

You must know that there is not no penetration in Peking Opera, but most of the penetration is performed by small flower faces, that is, harlequins, but most of them are spoken in Mandarin, which is not much different from those in cross talk, and the difficulty is also extremely high.

This time it made the audience stunned, what is a famous scene, this is called a famous scene, Ma Pai Guankou, this can definitely be regarded as a classic among the classics.

Guo Qian next to him also suddenly stood up at this time, waved his hand, and said, "Hey! What seven in and seven out, I only know three in and three out!"

Pei Yan shook the sleeves of his robe and said, "It's seven in and seven out!"

Guo Qian is also easy to speak, so he directly changed his gesture and said, "Those four in and four out!"

Pei Yanzhi was not moved at all, and continued, "Seven in and seven out!"

Guo Qian looked like a person who could bargain, and his gesture changed again, and he said, "Five in and five out! If you don't sell again, I'll go!"

Pei Yanzhi's gesture remained the same, he did the classic action in Peking Opera, compared a seven, went in and out on his chest, and finally pointed to Guo Qian, saying, "It's seven out and seven in, seven in and seven out!"

Guo Qian was angry and said, "I've raised it twice, can't you fall the price, will you do business!"

Pei Yanzhi snorted at Guo Qian, Guo Qian also really pulled his face, and with a sigh, he lay on the ground and said, "You all saw it, he smacked me! Then I'm dead!"

Yu Degang also came over at this time, and coaxed and said, "Oh, look, this one died on the spot, bury him quickly, don't stink!"

Zhou Jiuliang stopped smoking, and hurriedly said, "Don't bury it, this is Wu Hou, did you bury him like words, I said, you get up quickly, you have the habit of splashing and rolling, I don't know who you learned it from!"

Everyone looked at him, even Guo Qian sat up from the ground, pointed at her and said, "Of course I learned from you!"

Zhou Jiuliang let out a long sigh and shouted to prepare to sing.

Yu Degang also stepped forward and said, "Hurry up and snuff out the cigarette, it's going to be hot, and there will be smoke farts left!"

Zhou Jiuliang handed the cigarette to Yu Degang, Yu Degang turned his head and handed the cigarette to Wang Jiulong, asking him to dispose of it, who knew that before he turned his head, Wang Jiulong put the cigarette on his mouth, so angry that Yu Degang directly kicked it up, and it was really his nephew, and he didn't feel distressed at all when he kicked it.

"There is a banquet in the temple of Ganlu,

Watch Zilong's strange appearance. ”

After singing this sentence, Pei Yanzhi hurriedly said, "It's not Zilong, it's Uncle Huang!"

Yu Degang also hurriedly stood in front of Zhou Jiuliang and said, "I, I!"

"It seems that you can call me a son-in-law,

Choose a good time to choose. ”

Zhou Jiuliang's voice is really good, and this section is also full of charm, and everyone applauded.

Guo Qian said to Yu Degang, "I see, my sister might as well marry Zhao Yunde!"

Wang Jiulong also said with a look of agreement, "Okay, I don't pick or choose, it's okay!"

Yu Degang said with an indignant face, "What are you talking about with this nonsense, I'll go on a blind date, Zhao Yun, I know that you are not a good species, you waited for me, and I will clean you up when I go back!"

Guo Qian took Yu Degang's hand and walked towards the middle, and the two came to the middle of the stage.

Guo Qian said, "Today, you came to our Dongwu blind date,......

Yu Degang looked at the position of the two, and also teased, "Hey!

Guo Qian also suddenly realized that the position where the two of them were standing was exactly the same as when they were talking about cross talk, but there was just a table missing in front of them.

Guo Qian paused for a moment and said, "Our position is right!"

Yu Degang also laughed and said, "If only I could come to a table, it would be comfortable!"

Guo Qian waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to marry, it's not impossible, I'll ask a few questions, if you can answer them, make my mother happy, my sister will give it to you, otherwise, you have to give it to Zhao Yun!"

Wang Jiulong looked eager to try and said, "I think it's completely okay!"

Yu Degang came at Guo Qian with a wicked smile on his face, "This is the P-K they always say!"

Guo Qian was directly smacked on a full face, quickly wiped his face, and said with a wry smile, "Let's say that brain teasers can't work?"

Zhou Jiuliang said with a smile on his face, "Okay, please listen to the question, now that your mother and my daughter have fallen into the water at the same time, you can only save one, who will you save?"

Yu Degang didn't even think about it, so he said, "Of course I'll save the county lord first!"

There was also a burst of "Huh-" in the audience, what a sycophant!

Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up and said, "Yes, understand people, such a person, I can rest assured that I will give you my daughter!"

Yu Degang continued, "No problem, even if you fall into the water, I will even save you with the county lord!"

Zhou Jiuliang looked shocked and said, "Yo, I can't see it, Uncle Huang, your body is quite good, you can save two people at once!"

Yu Degang nodded and said, "Yes, I'll put the county lord up when I step on you!"

The audience in the audience is going crazy with laughter, what is this, talking to the mother-in-law like this, there is no one!

Pei Yanzhi on the side couldn't stand it anymore, waved his hand, and said, "What kind of mess is this, the second question, I'll come out, Uncle Huang, it's better to talk about your love motto!"

Yu Degang looked at Pei Yanzhi with a blank face and said, "What kind of mess are you, and love proverbs, what is this!"

Pei Yanzhi whispered, "Tell you a secret, the county lord is in the back wing, you can hear the sound of the scene, you just answered the county lord, but you can hear it, at this time, don't you hurry up while the iron is hot, say a few sweet words, and envelop the county lord's heart?"

Yu Degang's eyes were also bright when he heard this, and he arched his hand slightly, and said, "Thank you for your advice!"

Yu Degang took two steps forward, and he was a little shy in his heart, because the next words were too shameful, but this word was still from Pei Yanzhi's hands, every time he said it, everyone else laughed to death, this time he said this paragraph in front of so many people, it really made Yu Degang's embarrassment cancer!

However, everyone recognizes this classic line very much, and they feel that it is very appropriate to put it here, so even if Yu Degang is embarrassed, he has to bite the bullet and say the next paragraph in one breath, as a cross talk actor, of course, this paragraph of Xiaoguankou will not be difficult for him, unless he doesn't want to say it.

Pei Yanzhi, Guo Qian and others in the back looked at Yu Degang who "regarded death as home" with a wicked smile, ready to watch a good show!

The audience also felt the difference in the atmosphere on the stage, and the veteran audience also knew that Yu Degang's words would definitely be very interesting.

I saw Yu Degang look at death as if he was going to die, as if he was going to be righteous, there was no expression on his face, and there was no emotion in his words, and words like a cannon rushed out of Yu Degang's mouth, and the faces of the audience changed from surprise to amusement, and finally to laughter.

"From this moment on, I will only be good to you alone;

will spoil you, will not lie to you;

I will do everything I promise you;

Everything I say to you is sincere.

Don't lie to you, don't scold you, care about you;

When others bully you, I will come out to help you at the first moment;

When you are happy, I will be happy with you;

When you're unhappy, I'll make you happy;

Always feel like you're the most beautiful;

I will see you in my dreams, and you are the only one in my heart......"

A piece of meat is numb to the extreme, it's just a opening for the meat hemp, and the meat hemp has arrived home!

The audience was already laughing so much that they were ready to roll in their chairs, not only funny, but also goosebumps all over their bodies, and most importantly, embarrassing the little black fat man standing on the stage.

Yu Degang is also extremely thick-skinned, but the black skin has turned purple, and Pei Yanzhi can see that Yu Degang's neck has changed color behind him, which is embarrassing.

Guo Qian and Yu Degang's apprentices were already laughing so much that they were about to collapse on the ground, no matter how many times they listened to it, every time they would think that this paragraph was really funny, this sentence actually depends on the person, if this sentence came out of Pei Yanzhi's mouth, it looked like an affectionate paragraph, it was estimated that it would become another famous scene, but from Yu Degang's mouth, this was a misunderstanding in itself, and Yu Degang was still wearing a costume, with a mustache, looking like an old man, and saying such a numb word in his mouth really made people feel numb。

Yu Degang also hurriedly shook the sleeves of his robe, turned his head and came back, glaring at everyone fiercely, it's almost okay, sing well, you guys waited for me, and they all laughed out loud.

Pei Yanzhi couldn't help laughing, originally there was no such paragraph in Yu Degang's script, but Pei Yanzhi felt that since it was funny, it would be funny to the extreme, and it should be a good choice to add such a paragraph here.

When Pei Yanzhi took out this paragraph, Yu Degang looked at Pei Yanzhi's eyes and it was called a wonderful, I go, what kind of person can come up with such a "disgusting person", such a "meaty" and "greasy" word, and when Yu Degang knew that this paragraph was to let him say it, his heart was actually refusal, not only his heart, but even the hair was refused, although he didn't have much hair, but it was this peach heart, it was a peach heart that refused.

However, Guo Qian and Gao Feng, one is a senior brother and the other is a junior brother, after hearing about this incident, they were also very happy, after all, it was really a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make Yu Degang deflated, and they came to persuade Yu Degang by various means.

Yu Degang was forced to be helpless in the end, mainly because this passage is too classic, Yu Degang is also a person who has acted in a lot of dramas, and he knows that just such a paragraph can make a movie remember by everyone, and it is really overkill to use it in his own cross talk drama, although it is difficult for him to imagine the embarrassment of reading this line in front of so many audiences, but such a good line, he must not let it go easily.

So, there is today's biggest famous scene, it is estimated that tomorrow's hot search should be Yu Degang's line, it is estimated that this line will become the most beautiful love motto in the minds of all girls, of course, the name of this love saint should not fall on Yu Degang, because Yu Degang planned to prove his innocence on Weibo after the performance ended, saying that this line was written by Pei Yanzhi, and he was just forced to do business.

When everyone was almost laughing, Yu Degang said, "I'm passing the test!"

However, how could Guo Qian, who had a conspiracy in his heart, let Yu Degang pass the test so easily, so he stood up and said, "Hey, you want to marry my sister, and you haven't asked my opinion yet?"

Yu Degang arched his hand and said, "Uncle, what advice do you have?"

Guo Qian waved his hand and said, "Don't call it so affectionate, I don't have this relationship with you, don't scream here, just now the queen mother and Xiangguo gave you a question, your answer can only be regarded as average, if you can answer my question, then I will make the decision to marry my sister to you!"

Yu Degang said indifferently, "Then ask Chitose to ask the question!"